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WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS

I DONE BOUGHT TOO MANY EGGS

>> No.8618897

>>8618894
heart disease

>> No.8618898

>>8618894
LIKE 2 KILOGRAMS OF OMELETTE

>> No.8618900

>>8618894
You can make Gaston's breakfast for one day.

>> No.8618907
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8618907

>>8618894
Tag someone's house.

>> No.8618916

Deconstruct them.

Remove the yolks from the white and salt cure them until solid.
Whip the whites until they become a thick foam.
Pour the foam onto a plate, and grate the cured yolks over the foam as a garnish.
Serve with a side of 'go 'za and gay fruity cocktail drink.

WA LA!~

>> No.8618918

>>8618897
nice meme friend

upboated

>> No.8618927

>>8618894
CHALLAH
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>> No.8618931
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8618931

>>8618918
Are you an egg salesman?

>> No.8618951

Scramble them, omelet, use in baking, hard boil them, frittata, etc. Cone on anon google recipes. Also donate a dozen to your neighbors or friends. There are some good donation apps you can use too.

>> No.8618958

>>8618931
>if you disagree with my unscientific claim you are a shill
>>>/pol/

>> No.8618963

>>8618958
Friend, I just posted a picture of my eggs. Are you high?

>> No.8618966
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8618966

Oh you lucky dog

Make 4 batches of pickled eggs

>> No.8618967

>>8618966
I'm going to be sick

>> No.8618968

>>8618966
I've always been curious but never enough to try them. I have a feeling I'll throw up if I do. It may be an acquired taste.

>> No.8618975

>>8618968
Depends: do you like hard boiled eggs? Do you like pickles?

If yes to both, might be for you.

>> No.8618981
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8618981

>>8618958
>a fact hurt my fee fees, therefore it's unscientific
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.8619002

>>8618975
I do, but separately. I'll give it a try one day, fuck it, whether I like or hate it at least I'll have tried it.

>> No.8619008

>>8618981
What was the fact?

>> No.8619011

>>8618894
quiche. make several varieties

>> No.8619023

>>8619008
>dat memory loss
Are all /pol/ crying SJWtards this retarded?

>> No.8619039
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8619039

>>8619023
not an argument

>> No.8619044

>>8618894
learn to make french macarons. you will need 5 dozen egg whites to master it, but once you do you can sell them for mad dosh.

Use the yolks for homemade mayonnaise, holladaise, and various uses of creme anglais.

>> No.8619063
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8619063

>>8618958
What does this even mean? If I disagree with an unscientific claim, isn't that a good thing?

>> No.8619065
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8619065

>>8619039
sjwtard projectors are in full power mode as usual i see

Always a joy to see them getting BTFO on an hourly basis

>> No.8619072

>>8619065
not an argument

>>8619063
Yes. He called me a shill because I disagreed with his unscientific claim. That's why I told him to go to /pol/ where it's board culture to do precisely that.

>> No.8619076

>>8619072
That was me. I was joking about the fact that you are jumping out of your greasy seat to defend eggs for some reason. I find it funny.

>> No.8619078

>>8619076
>if you disagree with my unscientific claim you are shill
>>>/pol/

>> No.8619081

>>8619072
>if i reply last i win
Template sjwtard shitposting right here

>> No.8619084

>>8619081
>it's okay if I'm the one replying last to win though

>> No.8619086

>>8619078
Oh. Have a good night.

>> No.8619089

>>8619084
>it's okay if I'm the one replying last to win though

>> No.8619108

>>8619072
Learn what unscientific means dumb SJWtard. You'll have to get high school education first.

>> No.8619114

>>8619108
Saying eggs cause heart disease is unscientific.

>> No.8619120

>>8619114
Why? Because it hurts your feelings? Grow up.

>> No.8619123

>>8619120
Because it is untrue.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/eggs/
>Recent research has shown that moderate egg consumption—up to one a day—does not increase heart disease risk in healthy individuals (1, 2) and can be part of a healthy diet.

>> No.8619158

>>8619123
I agree with you. You're still autistic though.

>> No.8619162

>>8619123
>up to one a day
>therefore 5 dozen
Your math education ended before arithmetic?

https://www.drmcdougall.com/misc/2013nl/may/travis.htm

>> No.8619172

>>8619162
I highly doubt OP was talking about eating 5 dozen eggs, the equivalent of 6.6 pounds, in one day.

>> No.8619178

>>8619172
Man I don't even know why I asked this question here in the first place.

>> No.8619181
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8619181

>>8618918

>> No.8619196

>>8619181
low energy image. sad!

>>8619178
honestly if are OP and this was a serious thread i apologize for shitting it up. i thought this was a shitpost thread and treated it as such.

eggs will last from a month to a month and a half in the fridge without going bad so you should be fine. bake a lot, have a couple of eggs for breakfast every day, give some away, etc. you'll be fine.

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>>8619172
He asked

>WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS

Heart disease can be made with 5 dozen eggs retard. A single fatty meal can do it to some degree

http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/23/1/55
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0002914996007606

>> No.8619207
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8619207

Quiche and egg salad sandwiches.

>> No.8619208

>>8619202
Heart disease is not made by eggs. It is a complex biological process with many factors.

>> No.8619221

become the size of a barge

>> No.8619224
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8619224

>>8619208

pic related, it's you

>> No.8619230
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8619230

>>8619221
>>8618900

>> No.8619244

>>8619224
not an argument

>> No.8619257

>>8619244
Where do you see an attempt at argument in my post? I'm merely making an observation. Don't gratify yourself by implying I would argue with a retard like you. Read a book.

>> No.8619264

>>8619208
many factors WOOOOW I bet you understand them all

>> No.8619272

>>8619257
>>8619264
samefag

>> No.8619278
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8619278

>>8619272

>> No.8619279

>>8619208
Calories, cholesterol, and saturated fat are independent risk factors when consumed in excess and are all found in eggs. Eggs can make heart disease

>> No.8619284

>>8619279
so are most foods according to that logic

>> No.8619289

>>8619284
Every food has cholesterol and sat fat?

>> No.8619293

>>8619289
i said most foods you illiterate faggot

>> No.8619297

>>8619293
Oh. Most foods have cholesterol and sat fat?

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8619300

>>8619293

>> No.8619301

>>8619297
yes.

unless you're a vegan cuck

>> No.8619306

>>8619301
Oh. So you just don't know what you're talking about. Okay.

>> No.8619308

>>8619306
not an argument

>> No.8619310

>>8618894
what did you pay for it? in Nevada I can get 5 dozen eggs for $4.50 at Sam's Club.

>> No.8619311

>>8619308
>not an argument
>the golden gun of a high schooler's debate

>> No.8619313

>>8619311
not an argument

>> No.8619318

>>8619202
>A single fatty meal can do it to some degree
well fuck

>> No.8619319

>>8619313
Okay. You said most foods have an appreciable amount of cholesterol and saturated fats. My argument is that you're a fucking idiot and cannot defend such a claim.

>> No.8619324

>>8619319
not an argument

>> No.8619327

>>8619324
>>8619078
>>8619084
>>8619089
>>8619108
>>8619114
>>8619158
>>8619162
>>8619120
>>8619123
>
>>8619123
>>8619123
>>8619123
>>8619120
>>8619120
>>8619120

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8619329

>>8619327

>> No.8619359

>>8619329
Nothing really. Do you want to talk about something else?

>> No.8619373

>>8618968
They're delicious, especially if you like vinegar spicy food

>> No.8619400

The fuck do eggs have to do with /pol/ or reddit?

>> No.8619404

>>8619400
nothing. /pol/tards are just easily triggered

>> No.8619435

>>8619404
I hate /pol/ but your the one sperging out. Don't you agree?

>> No.8619459

>>8619435
you're*

>> No.8619492

>>8619459
So we agree. Good.

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8619510

>>8619327
how did you know

>> No.8619562

>>8619510
ooohhhh the little autism birdie told me

>> No.8619838

quiches and omlettes but please for the love of god don't use the yolks

>> No.8619861

Perfect omlette skill...make breakfast burritos out of, wrap in foil, and distribute to homeless on sunday.

>> No.8619869

dumbest fucking thread i've ever seen on /ck/

>> No.8620017
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8620017

>>8618966
Beet pickled eggs are GOAT!

>> No.8620201

>>8618894
You need to eat ALL the eggs.

>> No.8620207
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8620207

>>8618894
The mother of all omelettes.

>> No.8620478

FIRST, PUT EM ALL IN A BOWL
THEN YOU MIX THE FUCK OUT OF THEM

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8620495

>>8618894
do like the fit anon 36 hard boiled egg whites a day and 2 multi vitamins (if you want to cut.)

>> No.8620499

>>8618894

zabaglione

>> No.8620548

>>8618968
They're damn good. Salty, vinegar soaked eggs. Whats not to love?

>> No.8620560

>>8619869
Right? I know I'm headed to McDonald's for a quarter pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold coca-cola!

>> No.8620690

the tism ITT is amazing

>> No.8620734

Some butterscotch pudding would use up 3 yolks. More if you're like me and make too much because you're craving it.

>> No.8620769
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8620769

>>8620560
>not the McChicken
You know what to do.

>> No.8621009

>>8618967
Pickled eggs make a tasty, though rubbery, egg salad for sandwiches.
>>8620017
Colorful little buggers too.

>> No.8622704

>>8618894
>omelettes
>quiche
>hash+poached egg
>stuff with custard (ice cream, french toast, creme brulees...)
>meringue. Lemon meringue pie, pavlova, etc
>souffles


You can also separate them and freeze the resulting yolks and whites separately. These both freeze REALLY well and if you do much baking having a bunch of yolks and whites on hand already whenever you need them can be fairly handy.

>> No.8622713

>>8618894
GAINZ

>> No.8622815

>>8618894
Find a prostitute and make her eat them all.

>> No.8622856

>>8618894
Break the record

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQzuQ8Hve-Y

>> No.8623011

>>8618894
Seperate all the yolks and whites. Make largest smiley face eggs or other image with egg.

>> No.8623707

>>8622856
top 10 saddest anime self-abusers-for-cheap-fame

glad that car accident fucked his shit back to reality

>> No.8624211

>>8619044
This guy gets it.

>> No.8624239
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[ERROR]

>>8618894
Make Jangjolim (hard boiled eggs re-boiled in a beef/soy sauce broth)

http://www.kfoodaddict.com/korea-boiled-eggs-in-soy-saucejangjolim/

It's tastyas fuck. The recipe calls for 10 eggs but I've made it with about 3 dozen and it's salty so it keeps a good while in the fridge. I'd eat it three meals a day on top of white rice to soak it all up.

>> No.8624275

>>8618894
freeze em and throw them at meth addicts and children.

>> No.8624322

>>8618894
Mayonnaise
Meringue
Quiche
Egg Salad
Deviled eggs
Spanish Tortillas
Chilaquiles
Shakshuka
French toast
Egg Strata
Frittata
Eggs Benedict (Eggs Woodhouse)
Custard Pie
Huevos Rancheros
Fried Rice with Eggs
Scotch Eggs
Pickled Eggs

>> No.8625308

>>8620478
the only reason I opened this thread was to Ctrl+F this

>> No.8625354

>>8625308
reddit

>> No.8625733

>>8618927
HOW MUCH DOES THIS CHALLAH COST
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>> No.8625741

>>8625308
hola redit

>> No.8625928

>>8618897
soufle
cake
cookies

Dick face

>> No.8627600

MAKE CREME BRULEE