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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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what food would you cook for a hookup date with a milf? will she think its cute if i make mac n cheese and tendies? will it bring out her inner mom so she starts cooking for me?

>> No.8610326

>>8610263

If I were you I'd post a better milf than Deauxma lmaoooo

>> No.8610331

>>8610326
>lmaoooo

off topic but why do people type like niggers so much these days?

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8610353

>>8610326
not op but, better?

>> No.8610359

I wouldn't

>> No.8610389

>>8610263
So, /ck/ becomes /b/. Change for the worse /ck/, not even never change. I'm going back to plebbit. Cooking is ignored on this board. Fucking millenials.

>> No.8610729

>>8610326
>hating on deauxma

cmon the broads got an ass of a 20 year old

>> No.8610744

>>8610263
>posting porn on a blue board
Enjoy your b&.

>> No.8611055

>>8610263
Make her something sophisticated enough she won't be shamed out for fucking a child
Realistically though she likes younger guys and will think your failed attempt to feign sophistication is endearing

>> No.8611113

>>8610263
you think she will even feel your micro dick in that cavernous bat cave pussy?

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8611348

>tfw you realize the milfs are now roughly the same age as you are

If I ever have sex with one I'll still imagine I'm a 16 year old boy

>> No.8611357

>>8610263
Her website implies you can book her, I've had a crush on her going on 15 years, I'm doing it guys

>> No.8611384

>>8611357
how much does something like that cost?

>> No.8611400

>>8611348
Fuck.

>meet girl
>ask her age
>32
>my dick instantly recoils
>start looking for a way out
>then realize she's the same age as me

>> No.8611433

>>8611384
I'm interested

>> No.8611448

>>8611384
>>8611433
Had a session with my pornstar crush, cost $2000. Totally worth it. Even though she forgot about me within a week I will have those priceless memories for a lifetime and nobody can take that away from me.

>> No.8611457

>>8611448
kek, which pornstar?

>> No.8611496

>>8611457

Bailey Jay

>> No.8611499

>>8611496
nice, just looked her up... she's hot!

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>>8611496

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>>8611499
>she