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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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ok so its like 2am and i want a grilled cheese but i dont have bread or cheese so im using english muffins cheese dip and bacon instead

>> No.8607918
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8607918

>>8607910
wa la

>> No.8607924
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8607924

>>8607918
its trash

>> No.8607928

Nice thread, back to redit with you now

>> No.8607930

>>8607910
>>8607918
>>8607924
i really like the progression here
good thread op

>> No.8607932

>>8607924
nice sausage fingers

>> No.8607936

>>8607932
thanks

>> No.8607944

>>8607910
>>8607924
Jesus christ no wonder you`re fat and disgusting. Sort your diet out you pathetic whale. Bet you fucking stink.

Fatties are so fucking gross show us how fat you are OP, go on. Fat bitch. I`ve got a hangover so I`ll feel better after vomitting.

>> No.8607954

>>8607944
aww love you too

>> No.8607955

>>8607944
You seem like such a miserable person. Why is that necessary? She just posted some food.

>> No.8607961

>>8607955
go back to tumblr

>> No.8607964

>>8607955
honestly i dont think it would even pass for food in africa

>> No.8607982

>>8607924
>Those fingers
I'm guessing 250-280, around 5'4?

>> No.8607986

>>8607982
actually 180/5'6 so not as bad as you said but still pretty bad desu

>> No.8607994

>>8607918
If that were a cheese I liked, or perhaps any cheese that wasn't liquid at room temperature, and I were drunk or stoned, that looks like it would hit the spot.

>> No.8607998

>>8607924
You have very feminine fingers

>> No.8608001

>>8607986
150lb/6ft male and im fat as fuck :^ )

>> No.8608003

>>8607998
thanks

>> No.8608008

>>8607986
How do you live with yourself? Just end yourself now. Do it. Take a knife and stick it in your fat neck

>implying you have the strength to get through the wall of flab

Try it anyway cunt, you won't be missed. Live stream it, I could jack off over a pig getting stuck, if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.8608013

>>8608008
thats my fetish

>> No.8608042

Is the fat bitch dead? Bet she does anal. All fat bitches do anal.

>> No.8608045

>>8608042
eww, fat people have incontinence issues

>> No.8608046

>>8608042
yes im dead now

>> No.8608113

>>8607910
Shame 4chan takes away xif data or we could all go gang rape the disgusting obese mess then feast on her fat for weeks.

>> No.8608161

4 a.m. here. I'm hungry as fuck. would eat because that's better than anything I could whip up.

>> No.8608162

>>8608161

I have to add. I can't fucking cook. I just come to /ck/ to admire and wish I could eat everything in the pictures I see.

>> No.8608174

>>8608113
Can we have a hawaiian bbq?

>> No.8608176

>>8608162
How are you not able to make that?

>> No.8608177

>>8608113

You seriously want to rape a fat chick and eat her fat?.

kys. Not even kidding.

>> No.8608178

>>8607924

Oh, look, it's another attention whore thread turning sideways and everyone calling you fat.

>> No.8608180

>>8608176

Because I can't. I suck at cooking. I'm that bad. My thing is computers. You ever see a person that doesn't know how to open a web page?. I'm like that when it comes to food. I can't even cook rice. It burns.

>> No.8608184

put cheese sauce on your fingers and post pics

>> No.8608191

>>8608180
Oh, well ill explain how you can easily eat like our fatty op.
>lay 5 strips of bacon on paper towel.
>place another paper towel on top
>microwave on high for 5 minutes
>toast muffin an top with cheese and bacon

>> No.8608196

>>8608191

I'm too impatient for all that. I'm sure I literally COULD do it if I had to but with all the options I have I'd rather not waste my life making shit. I'd rather pay. People could learn to fix their own pc's but they choose to pay me to do it.

>> No.8608223

>>8607910
Great, now I'm hungry for grilled cheese but I can't have any because my microwave is broken.

>> No.8608224

>>8608196

>I can do this one thing
>too stupid and lazy to try something else

Get your head out or your ass, just because you can fix a computer doesn't mean shit. I can fix a computer, shit a fucking 12 year old can fix a computer. Fact is that humans are supposed to be able to do any number of things instead of specialize in one shit thing that isn't even impressive.

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>>8608223
>he microwaves his grilled cheese sandwiches

>> No.8608233

>>8608224

Are you fucking stupid. I didn't say fixing computers made me Albert Einstein or whoever it was that discovered electricity. I'm saying it is where I choose to devote my time and I sacrifice learning in other areas. Everyone does this.

I hope you grow a brain. If you're trolling 7/10. I was triggered.

>> No.8608243

>>8608233
>has time to shit post on 4chan
>doesn't have the time to learn how to make a fucking sandwich

>> No.8608245

>>8608243

I have the time.

I don't WANT to use it to cook or learn to cook.

Not sure how much more I can break it down. I just can't.

>> No.8608249

>>8608243

>has time to shitpost on 4chan
>doesn't have time to manufacture his own hardware

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>>8608245
Not the anon you replied to but...

>I don't WANT to use it to cook or learn to cook.
>on 4chan.org/ck/ - Food and Cooking

>> No.8608252

>>8608245

Then don't bitch about shit you don't intend to change. Go download some more RAM or something, Mr. Cumputerfixer

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>>8608245
Get the fuck off of this board.

>> No.8608260

>>8608251

I'm the one who posted this >>8608162

I like to look at the pictures. Looks really good. Ever heard of porn? people go to websites to look at stuff they like. I like looking at food and here is a lot of good pictures.

>>8608252

When did I bitch? and was it to you?. Follow your own advice and get the fuck out of this thread if you don't like OP or me.

>>8608255

fight me

>> No.8608267

>>8608260
Oh sure like food porn.

I do that with liveleak snuff films so I get where you're coming from desu

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>>8608260

>if you don't like OP or me

Either someone is defending his fat whale girlfriend or you're two fat friends shitting up this board looking for attention from betas. Tough to tell because both make sense judging by your defensiveness.

>> No.8608271

>>8608267

A lot of times when I'm hungry I just Google search foods and hit the high resolution ones. Mouth watering. I just stare and my stomach is hungry and I actually like remembering the taste. I think my stomach actually gets more satisfaction by being tempted than actually being fed and shut up.

>> No.8608279

>>8608271
Yeah, totally.

A lot of times when I'm horny I just livestream search cartel murders and hit the high resolution ones. Mouth watering. I just stare and my cock is leaking precum and I actually like remembering the feeling of taking a human life. I think my cock actually gets more satisfaction by being tempted than actually being fed and shut up.

>> No.8608284

>>8608279

Have you ever gone to Bestgore?. They got some pretty good stuff. Not really HD but pretty hardcore.

>> No.8608287

>>8608284
Seen it all

It's hard finding new stuff but thank KEK for the cartels. They pump out enough new and interesting stuff to keep demons at bay

>> No.8608288

>>8608287

Have you ever been to .onion sites?

>> No.8608308

>>8608288

I've heard of this, is this the mysterious mary anne's trench? Don't you need a quantum combobulator to access that? I heard only the CIA has access to something like that.

>> No.8608314

>>8608308

nope. regular pc is all you need. VPN is suggested but not needed. Look up "Tor" and install it.

>> No.8608324

>>8608308
Don't do it anon. Don't pierce the veil.

Once you go down the rabbit hole and see the world for what it REALLY is behind the scenes you can never turn back.

Just live your happy surface web life and be thankful to haven't seen what I have seen humans do to other humans.

Some people believe in demons, or in a supernatural force of evil. But I know that's just absurd escapism.

Mankind doesn't need the influence of a Devil to be truly evil.

>> No.8608331

>>8608324

>and be thankful to haven't seen what I have seen humans do to other humans

Uhmmm. Most people on the surfaceweb have seen that stuff.

>> No.8608332

>>8608331
>seen it
>paid for it
>ordered it off a menu like a fresh pizza

Very different things

>> No.8608341

>>8608332

>paid for it

I guess you're talking about seriously, no joking around, true underground "snuff" films.

I guess that shit is out there, but can't see it being that much more different than the shit available online except that it's longer and the fact that you KNOW it's an original experience and maybe the dude's are still out there might get your dick harder. I can see that. Plus you paying for it and being a part of the demand for that market may also add to the experience.

But if you're paying for it then that falls out of the realm of just visiting .onion sites and you really are maybe breaking some kind of law.

If you do that you're REALLY fucked up. In the realm of actual child molesters and people that have REAL cp. I've heard stories of shit like that but damn. I wouldn't want to be on a jury seeing that shit and being that close.

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>>8608341
>>8608324

>> No.8608635

>>8608606

top ZOZ

>> No.8608732

>>8607918
>>8607924

Me everytime I cook without a recipe.

>> No.8609003
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>>8607924
cookies

>> No.8609010

>>8607924
>Nails

Are you a she(male)?

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>>8609003
eggs and shit

>> No.8609017
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>>8609013
mixture is too thicc

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8609031

>>8609017
still thicc af but hurts to keep stirring so fuck it

>> No.8609032

>>8607924
I'm glad you at least admit your failure, rather than stubbornly pretend it's good like many anons tend to do.

>> No.8609037

>>8609032
mmm this sandwich has such depth i can taste the despair and human tears and they complement each other so well

>> No.8609041

>there are seriously people on this board that gang up on people for their FINGERS of all things
Jesus

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>>8609031
fuck

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>>8609065
fuck these arent cookies

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>>8609069
im scared

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>>8609076
wtf theres bubbles now

>> No.8609153

Show me those sausage fingers op

>> No.8609164
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>>8609131
i accidentally made cake and wtf are the bubbles

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8609172

>>8609164
LITERALLY INEDIBLE FUCK

>> No.8609193

>of course a fat woman can't cook

you are embarassing us, op

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>>8609172
yeah fuck this cake cookie shit

>> No.8609209

>>8609193
im not using a recipe and im having to substitute so much shit its almost a different set of ingredients entirely try this shit and youll fail too

>> No.8609217

>>8609209
Why don't you make something you actually have the ingredients for

>> No.8609224

>>8609217
i dont have the ingredients for anything

>> No.8609232

>>8609193
go eat a stick of fried butter and die, ham

>> No.8609242

>>8609232
love you too

>> No.8609301

>>8609242
Show us your cleavage fatty boom batty

>> No.8609307

>>8609010
Pls respond

>> No.8609402

>>8609172
Can you be my fatty gf pls?

>> No.8609407

>>8607944
deep breaths, anon.

>> No.8609416

>>8608279
>>8608279

woah dude that sounds really fucked up and dark and cool

>> No.8609418

>>8608245
get the fuck OUT

>> No.8609425

>>8609301
no thanks senpai
>>8609307
no am female(female)
>>8609402
no sorry taken

>> No.8609434

>>8609425
Is he a fatty too? Do you ever feel scared that he'll leave you for a thin girl?

>> No.8609625

>>8609425
Is your boyfriend a feeder?

Like has he ever put a funnel in your mouth and poured melted ice cream into while rubbing your belly

>> No.8609651

>>8609625
that was a little too specific

>> No.8609694

>>8609651
I seen it on a british feeder documentary. Some American girl was been feed melted ice cream through a fucking garden hose by her boyfriend

>> No.8609695

>>8609694
amerisharts were a mistake

>> No.8609802

>>8609625
no thats fucking disgusting and im not spherical wtf

>> No.8609809

>>8607944
>Fatties are so fucking gross show us how fat you are

You have something you want to share with us anon?

>> No.8611018

>>8609809
He said he wanted to vomit. Are you retarded?

>> No.8611062

Holy fuck that looks absolutely Disgusting.
This is not cheese for christ sake.

>> No.8611372

>>8611062
yeah its pretty trash i thought it might be good but it just tasted like vomit