/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8606519]

You are tasked with making dinner for this man. You have an unlimited budget, access to any cookware you need, and have an entire day to prepare it.

What do you serve him?

[Anonymous No.8606531]

Arsenic

[Anonymous No.8606533]

1. Take a shit on a plate
2. Take a piss in a beer glass
3. Place both on table
4. Fresh ground pepper, mein Führer?
5. Guten Appetit mein Führer!

[Anonymous No.8606540]

>>8606519
Puffer Fish & Chips

[Anonymous No.8606553]

a thawed trump steak (tm)

i then pocket the rest of the money and hire a mercenary batallion to protect me

[Anonymous No.8606557]

>>8606533
>>8606533
He likes well done steak, so he'd probably appreciate your meal desu.

[Anonymous No.8606559]

>>8606519
If I was trained as a pastry chef, I'd serve him this.

[Anonymous No.8606566]

>>8606519

Potnoodle and Cooks champagne.

[Anonymous No.8606567]

shotgun stuck in his mouth and then trigger pull

strangle with piano wire

restrain him, then cut off meat from his legs, etc, and feed it to him. Ask him if it's better than a Trump steak.

[Anonymous No.8606574]

Blacks for Trump.
I'll make him some sweet potato pie, oxtail spaghetti, old fashioned sweet butter roll, lemon meringue pie, Brown beans with okra, and some fried catfish.

[Anonymous No.8606578]

>>8606553
Well he likes well done steak. So even if you served him the lowest quality steak possible it probably wouldn't taste any different than any other steak he's ever had.

[Anonymous No.8606584]

>>8606574
And he wouldn't eat any of it because a black person made it. He doesn't even like shaking hands with black people.
It amazes me that blacks would vote for someone who has hated them his whole life.

[Anonymous No.8606604]

>>8606584
It's amazing that people pretend to know someone's entire life story without ever meeting them

[Anonymous No.8606608]

>>8606604
It's amazing that people don't do their FUCKING RESEARCH before voting. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.8606610]

>>8606519
Tacos, made by legal immigrants from Mexico who are upstanding legal citizens.

[Anonymous No.8606615]

>>8606608
>hurr trump is literally hitler because he doesn't want people entering illegally into the US

nice projecting

[Anonymous No.8606618]

>>8606584
>It amazes me that blacks would vote for someone who has hated them his whole life

>blacks overwhelmingly vote D

this is what amazes me

>>8606519
beef and jalapeno cornbread casserole

[Anonymous No.8606627]

A well done steak with freedom fries, wallflower salad and a chilled bottle of liberal tears

[Anonymous No.8606628]

>>8606519
I actually cooked for him 2 years ago. I didn't make his dish because I was on grill and not saute at the time. No complaints, no compliments just a normal dinner

[Anonymous No.8606629]

>>8606519
KFC original recipe ripoff, I've gotten really close in the past when making fried chicken

[Anonymous No.8606630]

>>8606519
Well, first I'd warn him that I'm not a professional chef by any means. Then I'd ask what he likes and try to make that.

If that's not an option, probably beef wellington and maybe a baked alaska.

[Anonymous No.8606632]

>>8606584

Go back to your contaiment board faggot. This is one of the shill free places.

I'll help you out Chaim: >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.8606639]

>>8606584
Fuck off, Pablo.

[Anonymous No.8606643]

>>8606519
I'd try to make him a real nice cheese burger or bison burger or something.
This isn't a joke, I'm a supporter of his and I think if I did it well he would like it. However I get the impression that he likes his meat more well done so I would cook it for longer than I would myself.

[Anonymous No.8606652]

>>8606519
Cyanide and KFC, with good cutlery.

[Anonymous No.8606653]

>>8606608
You're a fucking idiot who has done no research.

[Anonymous No.8606660]

>>8606584
fucking moron.
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8606662]

>>8606618
Funny, because the stats disagree with you. The White vote definitely carried Trump into the White House. Black voters were a drop in the bucket.
https://mic.com/articles/159402/here-s-a-break-down-of-how-african-americans-voted-in-the-2016-election#.tPlCYwUn6

Still, let's not get carried away by political discussion. How about a good pastrami on rye?

[Anonymous No.8606663]

>>8606531
With a side of shit

[Anonymous No.8606666]

A well done steak and A1 sauce because he likes it like that.

The A1 sauce is poisoned. Mike pences meal is poisoned too.

[Anonymous No.8606670]

>>8606662
Why can none of you admit that there are people of all ethnicities who like Trump and voted for him.

[Anonymous No.8606677]

>>8606670
Because we're speaking as a general trend, not literally.
Sure, there's a sprinkling of black folks that voted for him and a sprinkling of Hispanic people and so on, but overwhelmingly, the people that voted for him were white.

[Anonymous No.8606680]

>>8606627
>liberal tears

He feeds on them

[Anonymous No.8606685]

>>8606662
There's more whites than there are niggers you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.8606686]

>>8606666
If the conspiracy theories are to be believed, Pence probably ordered the poisoning in the first place. Hey, it worked for LBJ...

[Anonymous No.8606687]

>>8606677
Seems like you're implying that that's somehow a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.8606692]

>>8606687
I'm not. I'm just frustrated with people taking everything literally. Like actual non-buzzword real life autists.

[Anonymous No.8606693]

Some kind of salty fat, and fatty sugar.

[Anonymous No.8606697]

Refute this. You literally cannot.

[Anonymous No.8606700]

>>8606670
>Why can you not admit that they are in the vast minority and thus don't represent the interests of the majority?

>>8606685
Shhh. Hear that? It's the sound of goalposts moving!

[Anonymous No.8606702]

>>8606677
>sprinkling of Hispanics
>over 35%

[Anonymous No.8606703]

>>8606584
>there are people who unironically believe the lies

[Anonymous No.8606715]

>>8606703
when is their collab mixtape coming out?

[Anonymous No.8606719]

>>8606666
Mirin them digits.

[Anonymous No.8606731]

>>8606703
>being this naive
Find a video of him shaking a POOR nigger's hand and come back to me.

I find it comical how people obsess over Donald Trump's racial prejudices, as if he even cares about the subject. The only things dear to him are power and money.

[Anonymous No.8606734]

>>8606531
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.8606744]

>>8606731
I hope you're the guy ITT who accused another anon of moving the goalposts.

[Anonymous No.8606747]

>>8606697
not an argument, doesn't need to be refuted

[Anonymous No.8606750]

>>8606702
You wut, mate?
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/11/29/hillary-clinton-wins-latino-vote-but-falls-below-2012-support-for-obama/

[Anonymous No.8606763]

>>8606615
>>8606653
Typical Trampunzie responses. No actual information, just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.8606765]

>>8606685
Nigs and whites have about the same global population.

[Anonymous No.8606766]

>>8606632
Then this thread shouldn't fucking exist here by your own logic. Mods should delete it.

[Anonymous No.8606775]

>>8606519
Food fit for a great man doing gods work BTFO liberals and illegal gimmegrants in an epic manner.

I wish I was a fat American just so I could vote for this maniac!

[Anonymous No.8606780]

>>8606670
We can.
What we're questioning is why people would vote for someone who doesn't have any of their interests in mind. He couldn't care less about minorities. Or even any whites who don't agree with everything he says. He's a disgrace.

[Anonymous No.8606782]

>>8606775
I put the beans on top of the cheese when I make that.

[Anonymous No.8606805]

>>8606747
>an assertion was put forth in a way that wasn't full of memes and alt-right aggressiveness
>LEL NOT AN ARGUMENT TOP KEK PEPE
You're an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.8606808]

>>8606780
It might be hard to understand, but some people don't vote for whoever promised them the most money. Some actually vote based on principles.

For example, voting against someone who committed a felony by destroying evidence that was under subpoena, and had the media, FBI and justice department cover for them, while publicly lying about virtually every detail of the crime.

And some might vote for the candidate that promises to at least address the matter of the army of trained, murderous terrorists that are attempting to get into the country so they can kill as many Americans as possible. That may be a priority for some people, more so than taking what material wealth they can from other people via the government.

[Anonymous No.8606810]

Probably a nice beef wellington, a port wine and some McChickens on standby in case he doesn't like it.

[Anonymous No.8606813]

>>8606805
You posted an opinion and asked people to refute it.

I think you're an imbecile, care to refute that?

[Anonymous No.8606817]

>>8606567
Top cringe

[Anonymous No.8606818]

>>8606782

I will have to try that somehow I never have.To be honest I go beans > cheddar > fried egg on top , I love the yolk mixing in

or

marmite > cheese > grill > tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.8606820]

>>8606744
I am, and my position is consistent. They wanted proof that Trump didn't get the majority of the black vote, and I provided it. White citizens outnumbering blacks doesn't change that irrefutable fact.

And I see you didn't get the point I made with my last post. Trump's contempt of poor people, especially poor non-whites, is well known. That doesn't contradict his need to be polite to the exceptions, like Kanye and Obama.

[Anonymous No.8606825]

>>8606519
Simple. I'd take a cup of water and pour a ton of salt into it.

I'd tell him it's the finest food made from tears of liberals and mixed by the vibrations of their violent shrieking sessions

[Anonymous No.8606826]

>>8606519
Well done tomahawk steak, take back frites, oreo cheesecake, weak starbucks-style cappuccino, shot of poison liquor.

[Anonymous No.8606827]

>>8606519
For him? Well it's the McChicken of course, the best fast food Sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8606830]

>>8606519
A roasted head of Hilary Clinton.

[Anonymous No.8606840]

>>8606805
>libtard mad when he finds out his awful opinions aren't actually facts

kek

[Anonymous No.8606852]

>>8606531
>>8606533
>>8606540
>>8606553
>>8606557
>>8606566
>>8606567
>>8606578
>>8606584
>>8606608
>>8606610
>>8606629
>>8606652
>>8606666
>>8606677
>>8606693
>>8606697
>>8606731
>>8606775

[Anonymous No.8606854]

>>8606820
>trump hates blacks, can't stand them, hates even shaking hands with them
>*gif of trump enjoying a hearty handshake with a black man*
>I meant poor people, not black people
Didn't you imply there that poor people are basically like black people? Who's the racist here?

[Anonymous No.8606862]

>>8606813
>>8606840
Except it isn't an opinion. He's embarrassing the nation every step of the way, my rotund retards. Get away from your echo chamber and you'll see that, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.8606863]

>HEHE, INSTEAD OF POSTING SOMETHING INTERESTING I WILL POST ABOUT HOW I WOULD SERVE HIM SHIT, POISON OR JUST ME KILLING HIM WITH A GUN
no wonder this shitty board is dying

[Anonymous No.8606865]

>>8606584
>killary apologist actually believe this

[Anonymous No.8606870]

>>8606862
>implying americans dont embarass their nation
honestly kys lad.

[Anonymous No.8606875]

>>8606862
>Except it isn't an opinion

Yes it is. Refute this.

[Anonymous No.8606878]

>>8606862
>it isn't an opinion when everyone in my echo chamber agrees with it
>by the way it's YOU who is in an echo chamber
>and you're a fatty doo doo head
>FACT
Trump is less embarrassing to the USA than you are.

[Anonymous No.8606881]

I love when I accidentally click /pol/ instead of /ck/

Saving thread with JA/CK/

[Anonymous No.8606883]

>>8606808
Then why aren't your 'principles' compelling you to argue against a president who's completely fucking up everything he promised? He hasn't 'drained the swamp' (no, firing judges and Flynn doesn't count). He hasn't made America any safer by clumsily detaining already vetted immigrants from countries that aren't even responsible for US terror attacks. What he IS doing is whine on Twitter about 'inheriting a mess' instead of doing something useful to actually MAGA.

I know I can't change your politics, but can't you at least see him for the absolute screwup that he is? Lord knows his own party can, and I wager they'll pull a Caesar before too long.

[Anonymous No.8606897]

>>8606870
>>8606878
Typical /pol/ shitposting. All retard, no substance. Your wranglers are probably wondering where you are by now. You have to go back.

>>8606875
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/20/adam-kinzinger-donald-trump-sweden-comment-embarra/
Refuted. Stop shitposting and do something with your life.

[Anonymous No.8606899]

>>8606881
Even more cancerous than /pol/ honestly.

[Anonymous No.8606904]

>>8606897
>refuted
>with more opinions

ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.8606911]

>>8606519
Breast milk pumped from the biggest, fattest, ugliest, tattooed SJW I can find.

I just want to see what happens, don't really care one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.8606912]

>>8606904
>more opinions
If you say so, echo chamber lad. :^)

[Anonymous No.8606923]

>>8606883
I do argue against Trump all the time, I think he's possibly the worst president in a generation, although it's too soon to tell. But I still think he's the lesser of two evils when the other candidate was Clinton, so I'm not arguing against Trump right now, I'm defending the decision some took to vote for him.

And if you take into account the fact that the Clinton campaign's collusion with the media led to Trump being the GOP candidate (pic related), and that same organisation rigged the Democrat primary, I don't see how anyone can defend voting for his opponent. Those who tried desperately to rig the entire election for Clinton, and now criy that outside agents exposing their lies and corruption was the real election scandal.

But of course, the media are doubling down on their failing narrative and so if you didn't vote Clinton you are a NAZI and all kinds of violence against you are totally justified.

[Anonymous No.8606935]

>>8606883
You expect him to fix everything in 1 month? I don't even think he will deliver on most of his promises but I still voted for him because a corrupt liar is better than a corrupt competent liar.

You want to know why people voted for him over Hillary? Because Hillary was just that fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.8606944]

>>8606912
>it's actually a fact
>everybody says so
>nice echo chamber btw
hahaha LOL haha

[Anonymous No.8606947]

>>8606854
>implying him shaking hands with a sitting president is even remotely the same as him shaking an average black man's hand.

He literally couldn't refuse to shake Obama's hand. (well, he could have, but that would have caused instant uproar, which he didn't want until AFTER his inauguration.)

[Anonymous No.8606951]

>>8606904
Not that guy, but you're pretty fucking desperate if you're taking completely descriptive articles as 'opinions'.

Trump's own government loathes and fears him. The only reason his party is still backing him is because he can pass their bills, and there's nothing to stop them from deciding Pence is a better salesman. Chew on this, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.8606955]

>>8606865
>anyone who hates Drumpf must have voted for Hillary

You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.8606956]

>>8606944
Keep shitposting without actually saying anything.
>le ebin trol xD
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8606966]

>>8606808
>For example, voting against someone who committed a felony by destroying evidence that was under subpoena, and had the media, FBI and justice department cover for them, while publicly lying about virtually every detail of the crime.

So many false flags. Quit listening to conspiracy theorists and try reading newspapers or just doing your own goddamn homework, you fucking low IQ retard.

[Anonymous No.8606983]

>>8606966
Here's a little sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbkS26PX4rc

Also, "false flags?" Please explain what you think that term means.

[Anonymous No.8606984]

>>8606750
Sorry, 34%.

[Anonymous No.8606991]

>>8606983
Try not getting your fucking sources from Youtube, first of all. That's not in ANY way a reliable source of information. Particularly when you can make a video of sound bites pasted together. You can do the exact same thing with Trump and his cronies for the same result. GET EDUCATED.

[Anonymous No.8606992]

>>8606935
I don't expect anyone to fix anything in 1 month. What I DID expect was to see a good, clear-headed start at doing so, which I cannot in good conscience describe his chaotic government to be.

>>8606923
The fact that you at least concede that Trump is more than a little fallible is already a massive relief. In that case, why didn't you vote for the other GOP candidates? Granted, Cruz is a slimy son of a bitch, but even he wouldn't have humiliated the US as thoroughly as it is now. Besides, you might get a theocrat anyway if Pence gets ambitious.

[Anonymous No.8606997]

>>8606628

well wtf did he order, you shit for brains?

[Anonymous No.8606998]

>>8606966
>try reading newspapers
Like one of these "news" outlets?
http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/media-collusion

>fucking low IQ retard
No need to get your knickers in a twist.

[Anonymous No.8606999]

>>8606997
Tomato soup

[Anonymous No.8607003]

>>8606519
Fugu prepared by Michael J. Fox. Bon a petit

[Anonymous No.8607014]

Orange chicken

[Anonymous No.8607029]

>>8606999
With piss in it, instead of water.

[Anonymous No.8607030]

Drumpftards getting BTFO hard in this thread. Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.8607038]

>>8606519
Basketball American here, to get him in touch more with our people, I'd have him eat some of my grandmother's so called soul food. Anti trump faggots pls fuck off

[Anonymous No.8607043]

>>8607038
this board's been infested with tumblreddit tier faggots for at least 3 years

[Anonymous No.8607044]

>>8607038
>still eating the slavemaster's scraps, which take decades off your life

[Anonymous No.8607053]

>>8607044
That's why I said so called. It's a mixture between tex mex and your typical soul food. Okra, chicken, corn bread, beans and to be extra memey, her watermelon juice she makes.

[Anonymous No.8607056]

>>8607038
He's had decades to get closer to your people back when he was playing CEO. Now that he's tied up in the White House with only four hours of sleep and jetting direct to Mar-A-Lago on weekends, what makes you think he'll save any time for you? Even Obama barely managed that.

[Anonymous No.8607058]

>>8606992
>why didn't you vote for the other GOP candidates?
Mainly because I'm British. I would've supported Rand Paul in the primary and would've voted third party or abstained in the Trump/Clinton general. There's a small chance I would've voted Trump to keep Clinton out. I still don't know what I'd have done.

I do know the US news media is currently more ridiculous than any politician, but that doesn't stop a lot of Americans falling for their bullshit and becoming hysterical, maniacal hypocrites. This is the first election in a civilised country where I've seen people advocate, and commit, acts of political violence, and it hasn't been universally condemned.

To think there are people who are quite happy to see their political opponents punched, pepper sprayed, beaten with clubs, it boggles the mind.
>"BUT THEY'RE NAZIS!"
Sure, and the muslim kid I'm curb stomping is a terrorist. Same difference.

[Anonymous No.8607059]

>>8607056
This is a fucking hypothetical you turbo sperg. Shit.

[Anonymous No.8607064]

>>8607056
What incentive did he have as CEO to get closer with the black community? I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.8607069]

>>8606955
>Drumpf
You're an even bigger idiot.

[Anonymous No.8607070]

>>8607056
What do you expect Trump to do, suck every black guy's dick individually? It's the policies that matter, not the number of African-American hands he shakes.

[Anonymous No.8607073]

>>8607058
>To think there are people who are quite happy to see their political opponents punched, pepper sprayed, beaten with clubs, it boggles the mind.

So why do Trumptards think it's okay to do that to people protesting Trump, even when it's a completely peaceful protest? You're a hypocrite, and a dim one at that.

[Anonymous No.8607078]

>>8607069
>it's only okay to make fun of one politician, but not the one you personally support

KYS

[Anonymous No.8607081]

>>8607070
His policies are SHIT. The only thing he's acted on is immigration and deregulating corporate interests. That's not helping anyone but himself, and putting a feel good band-aid on his supports bleeding vaginas.

[Anonymous No.8607086]

>>8607073
You guys are the biggest fucking babies on this planet. You impede and piss off others because you're so fucking childish, you push women who are just trying to go on with their day then get punched for it. Meanwhile you children assault people on the fucking daily because they have differing opinions. You know, for a group who is so anti police, you sure cry for them when some trump supporter finally has had enough and retaliates. You need to grow the fuck up already and deal with it. He is your president and will be. No amount of crying or whining or rioting will change that (well you'll get sent to prison on domestic terrorism charges) but by all means, keep it up. All you're doing is pushing people away from what was once a decent political party.

[Anonymous No.8607088]

My step mom actually knows a guy in the military who now works as one of Trump's personal chefs. He had to go through crazy background checks for two years in order to get the position; obviously he applied for the position before knowing the elects. Hear Trump's a real great guy in person.

[Anonymous No.8607093]

i hope that you homos are right, and trump is hitler, and i hope he rounds up, executes, and gasses all you fucking faggots. i'll get a job burning your fucking bodies.

[Anonymous No.8607096]

>>8607073
>even when it's a completely peaceful protest?

Are you actually a CTR shill? Setting fires, attacking police, vandalism, and assaulting anyone not in a black mask is not peaceful.

[Anonymous No.8607101]

>>8607058
Then you and I are pretty similar after all. I'm a Brit too, though due to my upbringing I lean rather to the Left, though I do have conservative opinions on things like taxation.

Antifas definitely risk becoming what they hate with their repellent tactics, but you must understand that they're an extreme manisfestation of a deep, general, and ultimately well-founded fear on BOTH sides; that the US president isn't playing with a full deck.

Furthermore, it sickens me that we as a nation will be forced by May and Corbyn to kneel before His Incompetency, a crushing disillusion towards British pride after Brexit. With this in mind, please forgive my utter nausea regarding this man, and all the bad choices we made to end up in such dire straits.

[Anonymous No.8607104]

>>8607086
Everything you just typed is total bullshit.
The right to peaceful assembly and address of grievances is part of the fucking 1st Amendment of the Constitution.
It's part and parcel of our democratic republic.
What about the Tea Party? What about the states that threatened to secede when Obama was president? How is that different? I'll answer that for you. It's NOT.
People will always speak up when they feel wronged, you need to deal with THAT.

[Anonymous No.8607107]

>>8607096
That's not what's happened in the majority of protests. You're a Lumper.

[Anonymous No.8607111]

>>8606863
blame OP for choosing such a shitty unpopular person

[Anonymous No.8607116]

>>8607073
Find me a "Trumptard" who publicly claims it's okay to do that to people protesting Trump. I have only seen condemnation of political violence from the Republicans, outside of the handful of extremists/trolls on /pol/. And they generally say they want to kill virtually every demographic, they're not exactly representative.

There have been outright public celebrations of violence amongst the mainstream left, however. Cheers from the whole audience at the SAG awards when a red-faced actor yelled about punching people in the face. Barely anyone from the left condemned the pepper-spraying of a student who went to see Milo Yiannopolous speak. There is hardly any violence directed at the left, and whenever there is, it's roundly rejected by 99% of Republicans. Even then, it often turns out to have been faked by leftists trying to garner sympathy for their cause.

Your own post is revealing to those who read between the lines. You don't condemn the violence, you attempt to justify it by saying: "but they do it too!" They don't, and if they did, that wouldn't make it okay.

[Anonymous No.8607118]

>>8607104
Sure is a right. But as with many examples, that's not what they do. Shit, I'm a black dude who voted for Obama twice and at first participated in BLM protests. When they were actual protests and not just an excuse to loot and vandalize. When you show the actual maturity to peacefully protest, then I'll give you that. Until then, you and your disgusting ilk are nothing but little children throwing temper tantrums and lashing out. Cry more you intolerant fascists.

[Anonymous No.8607119]

>>8607064
Oh, I don't know, all the dabbling in politics he did before this last successful campaign?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000

[Anonymous No.8607121]

>>8607111
i blame you for not returning to reddit

[Anonymous No.8607125]

>>8607121
I blame you for bumping this shitty thread

[Anonymous No.8607137]

>>8607116
>Your own post is revealing to those who read between the lines. You don't condemn the violence, you attempt to justify it by saying: "but they do it too!" They don't, and if they did, that wouldn't make it okay.

This is what makes you an idiot. You skirt over all the times I mention peaceful protesting and try to claim that I condone violence (which I don't). I never fucking justified it ONCE. Meanwhile, you can go on any website that allows comments and find Trump supporters condoning violence against protesters.
And, on the subject of the Berkley protests - the violent people were a minority, but that's all that was focused on. I support everyone's right to free speech, include PedoMilo, but I also support the right to peaceful protest people who are pieces of garbage like him.

[Anonymous No.8607138]

>>8607104
>trump says something the left doesn't like
>THIS IS VIOLENCE, WE NEED TO DEFEND OURSELVES WITH A PEACEFUL PROTEST
>start punching someone

[Anonymous No.8607144]

>>8607137
>the violent people were a minority
and the nonviolent "majority" condoned the violence

[Anonymous No.8607145]

>>8607118
So, you gave up and sat back and did nothing, instead of trying to change things for the better.
You are part of the problem. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.8607147]

The tolerant modern liberal peaceful left in 2017:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhEIz9SzrPk

[Anonymous No.8607152]

>>8606519
How much rat poison can you buy with an unlimited budget?

[Anonymous No.8607156]

>>8607138
Left wing maniacs sometimes say stuff like "triggered" or pick silly causes like the rabbit meat at a grocery store. Maybe someone gets overexcited and they break a window. Sometimes they get in a shouting match and someone gets punched in the face.

Right wing maniacs shoot abortion doctors, black people going to church, worshipers at a mosque, or they just go all out and bomb a federal building with a huge ass fertilizer bomb. Or they maybe just settle for vandalizing a cemetery.

Who's the problem with America again? Hint: it rhymes with "funservatives"

[Anonymous No.8607158]

>>8607147
>cherrypicking a strawman
WEW

[Anonymous No.8607159]

>>8607145
No. I realized most these so called victims aren't innocent as locals paint them out to be. You can make a case about trayvon or Freddy gray but Mike Brown was a worthless thug. I'll have no part with the literal dindu crowd unless I know the full story and evidence with it. You're so delusional it actually kind of hurts.

[Anonymous No.8607162]

>>8606670
Sure. There are morons of every color.

[Anonymous No.8607165]

>>8607144
SJW Tumblrites != Majority

And careful with that logic. You're not condoning Stormfronters by keeping quiet about them, are you?

[Anonymous No.8607178]

>>8606863
Fuck you and fuck your Cheeto Jesus.

[Anonymous No.8607182]

>>8607178

[Anonymous No.8607185]

>>8607137
>the violent people were a minority
I suppose the hundreds of guys standing directly behind the 20 or so people breaking down the barricades could be argued to not have done anything. But I'm not able to really distinguish between one person wearing all black and a balaclava from another person wearing all black and a balaclava. That's kind of the point of an organized violent mob all wearing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.8607191]

I serve him the finest mexican cuisine.

[Anonymous No.8607194]

>>8607182
fuck you

[Anonymous No.8607197]

>>8606519
no need to cook

[Anonymous No.8607202]

>>8607156
Find me a conservative public figure that supports what Dylan Roof did, or any attack like that.

The Independent ran a headline: "Yes, It Is Okay To Punch A Nazi Like Richard Spencer," just like many other "news" outlets that revelled in the glory of punching someone for their incorrect beliefs.

Violence from one side of the aisle is considered increasingly acceptable by that side of the mainstream.

[Anonymous No.8607203]

>>8607191
Looked good until he started drizzling it all over. I get the feeling that makes the chips soggy.

[Anonymous No.8607214]

>>8607202
>murdering people at a church is the same as punching a dickhead who openly calls for ethnic cleansing

Absolutely amazing what kinds of false equivalence garbage you people believe in

[Anonymous No.8607217]

>>8607182
Fuck you and your dead mother in the ass.

Dry.

[Anonymous No.8607221]

>>8607214
>punching people because words are scary

infantile

[Anonymous No.8607222]

>>8607221
>murdering people is ok because I don't get to act like an asshat in public without repercussions

Edgy

[Anonymous No.8607225]

Steak wraps with ketchup

[Anonymous No.8607230]

>>8607222
>Edgy

[Anonymous No.8607233]

>>8607222
I love how you can only use that 1 case as your "moral" superiority. Your type really are scum

[Anonymous No.8607243]

>>8606519
Big Mac meal with medium fires and soda

[Anonymous No.8607249]

>>8606519
>Don, try the meatloaf
>I'm not asking you

[Anonymous No.8607251]

>>8607233
I literally just gave you a case of one of your kind killing hundreds of people including kids at a day care, and the best you can do is "but when I spout memes in public I get punched waaah mommy the social justice warriors are oppressing me again"

Grow a pair, pussy

[Anonymous No.8607256]

>>8607251
I don't remember him doing it as a American political stance but for Rhodesia. And I don't remember anyone giving him praise for either. Strange...but I do remember leftist media outlets encouraging violence against those with opposing views. Besides, that dude actually had the balls to kill someone. Your disgusting ilk doesn't even have the balls to show their face or use a gun. A literal party of cowards. Really shameful.

[Anonymous No.8607259]

>>8607214
I didn't say it's the same.

You brought up Dylan Roof in a discussion about violence at protests, as though they were comparable. I might as well cite Stalin's purges as an example of leftist violence.

Find an example of violence against leftist protestors, then find a Republican public figure who supports it, let alone 5 major media outlets (and a roomful of celebrities cheering an award acceptance speech that supports it).

[Anonymous No.8607267]

>>8607251
Dylann isn't celebrated on the right. He rightfully went to jail and got raped by a bunch of feral niggers. That doesn't excuse Antifa.

[Anonymous No.8607279]

>>8607259
>Stalin
Lol, now "he's not one of us he was a USSR"

And no, we got done with Roof, remember? I was talking about yet another one of your heroes. But nah, I mean in a way it's not all that different from punching someone, right? Truck bomb, punch in the face. Same difference.

[Anonymous No.8607280]

>>8607222
>murdering people is ok
If your strawman doesn't remotely resemble the other person's argument, then it's not going to be effective.

[Anonymous No.8607287]

>>8606519
PURE POISON

AND PENCE TOO

[Anonymous No.8607291]

>>8607279
Again, who the fuck on the right celebrates McVeigh?

[Anonymous No.8607293]

>>8606519
Obviously,
"What would you like for dinner tonight, President Trump?"

Lots of butthurt ShariaBlue ITT. Is this the only board you can "successfully" invade?

[Anonymous No.8607297]

>>8607291
You seem to be afraid of the term "white nationalist terrorism"

Why won't you say the words?

[Anonymous No.8607303]

>>8607279
Yeah, I remember all those headlines on FOX News the next day calling McVeigh a hero and saying we need more guys like him fighting our cause. We all agreed with that in our conservative discussion groups too.

So I guess Orlando shooter Omar Mateen represents muslims then? I mean, most muslims have condemned the Orlando shooting, but he did say he was doing it for Islam so I guess he is their representative now. That makes muslims more violent than pretty much anyone, if they're generally willing to support (not really support, but you know) mass murder against people like that for being gay, then we have to accept that this is what those people do.

[Anonymous No.8607309]

>>8607303
Actually he represents religious maniac homophobes, so he has a lot in common with your kind

[Anonymous No.8607313]

>>8607297
You're living in fantasy land. If someone is against political violence then they must be a Nazi, and must support Timothy McVeigh's actions because... White nationaism?

Get a fucking grip.

[Anonymous No.8607314]

>>8607313
No, white nationalist terrorism

Why are you afraid of those words?

[Anonymous No.8607316]

>>8607309
>he represents religious maniac homophobes
lmao way to make excuses

[Anonymous No.8607318]

>>8607309
But Dylann Roof and Timothy McVeigh represent ALL conservatives. Must be nice being able to conveniently pigeonhole everybody according to what fits your political agenda.

Shame nobody takes that bullshit seriously.

[Anonymous No.8607320]

>>8607316
Says the guy who just claimed Dylan Roof was a Manchurian Candidate type plant, despite the fact that you people just put the literal Manchurian Candidate in the EOP and are claiming that anyone who opposes him is anti-American in an extraordinary display of cognitive dissonance

[Anonymous No.8607328]

>>8607320
i didn't claim shit u syphilitic queer

[Anonymous No.8607335]

Why is this thread still up? It's a fucking shit fest between a triggered tumblr cunt and trump supporters at this point.

[Anonymous No.8607337]

>>8607320
You've gone off the deep end now. If you ever had an argument, you've completely lost sight of it.

>you people
Ah yes, the mating call of the bigot.

[Anonymous No.8607339]

>>8607328
t.homophobic religious maniac

too bad you lost your little pet house gay, what are you gonna do now? better find another one quick

[Anonymous No.8607341]

>>8607185
It's hilarious in the worst way that you can't see anything beyond what you choose to believe.
That is the kind of stupid logic that's brought us to where we are. Are you really this stupid? Or just an anarchist/nihilist? Because your argument is beyond civil discourse. It's blather.

[Anonymous No.8607353]

>>8607339
Is this what it looks like when someone leaves an echo chamber and is confronted with an opposing view for the first time in their life?

It's like watching Bambi learning to walk, except she's given up and resorted to banging her head against the ice.

[Anonymous No.8607362]

>>8607353
d'awww the triggered trumpista just learned the word "echo chamber"

guess you were held back a grade or two, your more accomplished peers are using "fake news" and other more up to date terms

[Anonymous No.8607375]

>>8607159
EXCUSE ME, black guy, but I believe you're the delusional one here. I've never defended Trayvon or Mike Brown, but I do point out bullshit when I read it, and you're full of nothing but bullshit. I don't even believe you're actually black (and not because black people can't believe what you do, but because you're a backwards race baiter). I just wonder why, you're so self loathing that you'd rather see animosity towards your own race than face up to trying to change things from within.

[Anonymous No.8607381]

>>8606519

[Anonymous No.8607391]

>>8607375
Wow. I mean, I knew you guys were racist but thanks for correcting me mr. White "guilt" or is mr. too triggering?

[Anonymous No.8607395]

>>8607391
cringed

[Anonymous No.8607397]

>>8606519
nacho cheese witha side of wheat gluten

[Anonymous No.8607399]

>>8607362
I don't support Trump, never said I did. That's just one more assumption you've made based on the paranoid delusion you call "reality."

Am I "triggered" in that world, too? Am I stroking a therapy dog and playing with play-doh with all the other "Trumpistas?" I guess that could seem plausible to someone if their head was far enough up their ass.

[Anonymous No.8607403]

taco salad with overcooked flank steak

[Anonymous No.8607410]

>>8607399
>I don't support trump
>I don't believe in ethnic cleansing
>I'm just like, kinda ambivalent about them both because like, they're basically the same thing as obama and punching nazis, just a different version, why so sensitive? it's just genocide
sure thing pepe

[Anonymous No.8607421]

>>8607410

[Anonymous No.8607423]

>>8607410
You have just completely lost your mind haven't you? I hope you get better someday.

[Anonymous No.8607441]

>>8607391
You're the racist. You're even racist against your own best interests and your own people.
>projecting this much
That's the problem with Trumptards.

[Anonymous No.8607442]

>>8606912
you exist in the twitter/tumblr echochamber "lad" now die

[Anonymous No.8607451]

>>8606584
sweetie....no

[Anonymous No.8607460]

>>8606519

I would make him a rare steak because I know he likes his well done like a fucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.8607461]

>>8607441
Logic like that is what justified slavery. It was in the blacks "best interest" to get out of the jungle and have a nice job in white mans society after all.

To presume to know someones best interest based on a single factor, their skin color, over an anonymous image board is just pure narcissism.

[Anonymous No.8607496]

>>8606531
LOL! DRUMP BTFO!