Food Mischief

[Anonymous No.8581520]

>captcha asks me to click on burritos
>click on gyros

[Anonymous No.8581523]

>>8581520
>American humour

[Anonymous No.8581526]

>>8581520
>take two hot sauce packets
>use one, throw the other away unopened

[Anonymous No.8581533]

>>8581523
reminder this is the average """american"""

[Anonymous No.8581560]

>order a burger at mcdonalds
>cashier asks me if I want fries with that
>say no
>I actually DID want fries with that but I'm trying to cut back on the carbs a bit

[Anonymous No.8582544]

>tell waiter I want my burger "all the way"
>remove tomato once I get it

[Anonymous No.8582620]

>order a bacon cheeseburger
>with no bacon

[Anonymous No.8583162]

>go to subway
>get a chicken bacon ranch on flatbread, hold the ranch

[Anonymous No.8583167]

>order burger and fries with no salt at McDonald's
>force worker to make hot, fresh fries
>smugly go to put my own salt on my hot fries
>they are out of salt

[Anonymous No.8583224]

>>8581526
>not saving it for when you make eggs

[Anonymous No.8583230]

>ask for something to be made in a very specific fashion
>it's going to end up in the toilet bowl no matter how they make it

[Anonymous No.8583383]

>>8583230
This thread <3

[Anonymous No.8583388]

>>8583167
whats with the circles? i love mcgangbang

[Anonymous No.8583859]

>>8583167
Kind of mean but genius.

[Anonymous No.8583917]

When I worked at Starbucks you have no idea how many times people would order iced hot chocolate
Fucking chocolate milk
Fucking chocolate milk that's three x the price of the chocolate milk we already sell
I hate white Americans

[Anonymous No.8584367]

>go to McDonald's drive thru
>use coupon, limit one coupon per visit
>get food
>park
>go inside
>use another coupon

Alternatively
>employee forgets to ask for coupon
>save coupon for next time

[Anonymous No.8584382]

>order fast food at drive thru
>receive food
>go inside and yell at employees for forgetting one of my items
>mfw they didn't forget it and I just got free food

[Anonymous No.8584453]

>>8584382
As a former fast food worker, there really are people like this and I like to imagine there's a special place in Hell for them.

[Anonymous No.8584513]

>>8581520
>go into a Carl's Jr
>get a dollar Chicken Sandwich
>"that would be one dollar plus tax mister"
>"oh noes I only have a dollar!"
>clerk takes my money ayway and lets me get a sandwich
>mfw I had tax money
>mfw my 7 cents won't go to either Isreal or a school full of Tyrones and Jamals fighting teachers instead of learning

[Anoɳymous No.8584540]

>order kebab "to go"
>sit down and eat right outside the restaurant

[Anonymous No.8584570]

>>8584453
Don't work graveyard. Ever.

>dude rolls through drive-thru at 3AM
>he has a sweaty, crumpled receipt from a location on the other side of town. asks for a remake because there was a hair in his food
>manager tells him no, if nothing else because he has to get it from the location the receipt is from
>guy drives off

>comes back through half an hour later
>says he's a not a naturalized citizen and doesn't know what money is
>also somewhere along the line claims he's a Gulf War veteran and served his country
>manager turns him down again
>guy drives off, more irate this time

>his car comes back into the drive-thru again
>manager tells us to pull the shutters down and stay away from the windows
>thinks the guy might have a gun
>guy rolls up to the window when there's no answer at the speaker
>when nobody comes to the window he bangs on the glass with a tire iron until it cracks, then speeds off
>cops take hours to get there after we call
>the security cameras are so cheap and shitty that they can't read the guy's license plate number

[Anonymous No.8584598]

>Pull into drive through
>Give order
>get to first window
>explain I left wallet at home and im just driving through
>apologize
>get to second window
>accept the food of guy behind me who payed for his meal
>eat his meal while driving away

[Anonymous No.8584621]

>waitress comes to take our order
>stare at her chest whilst ordering

[Anonymous No.8584804]

>finished engineering my seedless avocados
>distributing them exclusively to Chipotles

[Anonymous No.8584881]

>go to Long John Silvers drive thru
>order food
>ask for extra tartar sauce
>bitch hands me like 2 packets
>demand more
>"sorry sir, we are only allowed to give out so many. If you want more we would have to charge you for it"
>think about brandishing my pistol
>change my mind and ask for a cup of water (free)
>pull around and park
>guzzle water
>take empty water cup inside
>fill it with tartar sauce from the pump

Don't fuck with me Long Johns

[Anonymous No.8584918]

>>8584540
Literally me

[Anonymous No.8584925]

>>8584598
Any place that actually falls for this deserves it.
>push button on headset
>back line, you've got a car pulling through between order X and order Y
Wow, so hard.

[Anonymous No.8584940]

>>8583224
You do this too !

>brofist.jpg

[Anonymous No.8584946]

>>8583859
>Kind of mean
asking someone to do their job is mean?

[Anoɳymous No.8584974]

>>8584918
fellow madman

[Anonymous No.8584977]

>run soda dispenser for a few seconds to make sure the soda is good
>dump out my ice when refilling so i can get fresh ice
>grab straws, napkins, salt/pepper and whatever else is by the drinks when i'm getting my leaving refill

probably have cost fast food places thousands of dollars over the years

[Anonymous No.8584984]

>>8584540
MOMS GONNA FREAK

[Anonymous No.8584993]

>>8581560
DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.8585002]

>recipe calls for 3 garlic cloves
>i use 4

[Anonymous No.8585077]

>recipe:" cut your vegetables"
>Use presliced veggie

[Anonymous No.8586047]

>>8584881
You rascal

[Anonymous No.8586135]

>Order chinese food to go
>it comes with a fork
>ask for chopsticks instead

[Anonymous No.8586145]

>>8583388
The website claims a Mcgangbang is a Mcchicken in the middle of a Mcdouble yet the picture clearly shows a Mcchicken in the middle of a double cheeseburger.
Autism is me.

[Anonymous No.8586176]

>>8581520
>Mcdonalds near my work. Would go there once or twice a week. The got a new cashier that would get my order wrong every time. Order was right she just could not put the right stuff in the bag.This time I'm going to make a stand, she gives me my bag of food, I open it and inspect everything. Order is correct this time, I am pleasantly surprised. Pull away and go to take a drink of my small coffee. She didn't put the lid on all the way and it spills all over my dress pants. REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8586211]

>>8584570
Spooky.

[Anonymous No.8586214]

>>8586135
>not having high quality stainless steel korean chopsticks are home
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8586219]

>>8586214

>are home

nice post, fag

[Anonymous No.8586220]

>>8581533
literally me irl except white

[Anonymous No.8586229]

>>8583917
Hot chocolate is chocolate milk?

[Anonymous No.8586230]

>>8583917
>I hate white Americans
because they gave you a job or....?

[Anonymous No.8586237]

>>8586214
>rust

no thanks

[Anonymous No.8586308]

>>8584570
I used to work graveyard at Tim Hortons durring the summers in high school
for the most part it was pretty good but there was some fuckers

>quiet night so far
>see someone I went to school with walk up to drive through window (from 11pm to 4am the store was closed and we only did drive through so we usually let people walk through it)
>he's drunk as heck
>asks to come in and use the bathroom
>I tell him sorry but I'll get fired if I let him in the store
>he smashes the drive through window

where I lived in BC we had a ton of french Canadians come for the summer to be dirty hippies
>every fucking day at 4am the store would be 100% at capacity with these rude stinky pieces of shit
>they always make a mess of the bathrooms because they shower in the sinks
>one day some fucker goes in makes a really loud noise then sprints out of the store
>he ripped the sink off the fucking wall

[Anonymous No.8586314]

>>8582544

[Anonymous No.8586318]

>>8586314
All those patties really went to his thighs.

[Anonymous No.8586323]

>>8586308
Why are French Canadians so disgusting when the rest of Canada are fairly decent? They seem like the niggers of canada, desu.

[Anonymous No.8586334]

>>8586323
They really are, I've been told if you go to Montreal they aren't as bad but I don't believe it for a fucking second.
the small town I lived in was kind of weird with the different people that would come for the summer, we had Jamaicans that came to work in the orchards, they were all extremely nice and treated the locals with respect. Then there was Mexicans that came in to work vineyards/orchards they were fine most didn't speak English so they kept to themselves. The only group that acted like niggers was the damn frenchies, there was only one small group of 4 guys that were nice, they respected the local community and traditions but brought a little of their french customs with them.
the town is almost all sandniggers now though unfortunately

[Anonymous No.8586343]

>>8584977
Thats not how the thread works newfag redit cuck boy. get the fuck out of here

[Anonymous No.8586426]

>>8583917
>thinking hot chocolate = chocolate milk
that's why you work at starbucks fuccking stupid

[Anonymous No.8586526]

>>8586314
>>8586318

[Anonymous No.8586529]

>>8584570
and Nosferatu was flipping the lights the whole time

[Anonymous No.8586679]

>>8581520
>Please enjoy your meal! :)
>I don't

[Anonymous No.8586696]

>catcha asks me to click on sandwiches
>click on hotdogs

[Anonymous No.8586779]

>>8585077
>not using frozen veggies

[Anonymous No.8586811]

>808

[Anonymous No.8586847]

>>8584977
yeah man, thousands of dollars
you must be retarded or something

[Anonymous No.8586882]

>go to Panera drive-thru
>ask what soup of the day is
>"loaded potato and vegetable"
>ok I'll have that and do you have any cheese sandwiches
>"we have the classic grilled cheese"
>no thanks, I'll have the italian, does it come with cheese?
>"provolone"
>no cheese on that please
>"ok, for the soup did you want the potato or the vegetable"
>the loaded potato and veggie please
>"it's two different soups sir"
>drive off and never return

[Anonymous No.8587006]

>eating at Romero's Macaroni Grill
>finish meal
>pour all the salt into the bottle of olive oil
>dump the small plate of olive oil onto the tablecloth
>open the door via the window
>smudgey handprints all over the glass

didnt tip either fuck you

[Anonymous No.8587058]

I once ordered a vegetarian pizza with double bacon.

[Anonymous No.8587100]

>>8586237
>Stainless Steel
>Rust
Doesn't happen. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.8587104]

>>8587100
it can still happen, stainless steel has just got a higher resistance to it.

[Anonymous No.8587110]

>>8587104
Sure it can, but does it ever?
In all my life I've only seen a grater get rust due to it not being cleaned correctly, so water and food bits got stuck.

[Anonymous No.8587125]

>>8582544
Edgy

[Anonymous No.8587206]

>>8587104
>work in a kitchen with stainless steel everything
>place is around 30 years old, original equipment
>no rust
I don't believe you for a second

[Anonymous No.8587416]

>>8587206
>works in a kitchen
>has never seen a rusty piece of silverware or a rusty knife
I don't believe you for a second

[Anonymous No.8587468]

>>8587206
..are you retarded anon?

[Anonymous No.8587534]

>>8584513
fully support this, I hate how my tax dollars are spent. the highway I take to work has a shitton of massive potholes yet the gov feels as though our money is better spent on welfare families filling their cart with literally all sugar and fat so not only do we have to pay for their food but also their healthcare when they develop diabetes/heart problems.

[Anonymous No.8587573]

>>8586176
Stop going to macdonalds then you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.8587754]

>>8584598
classic

[Anonymous No.8587765]

>>8587754
Is that remi gaillard? I used to watch all his videos like 7 years ago. Does he still upload shit? He did some pretty impressive sports shit. How does he have so much time?

[Anonymous No.8587780]

>>8586314
Looking real good pepe...

[Anonymous No.8587783]

>>8587765

yeah, doing exactly what the other anon described
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY

he does like 2 or 3 videos a month nowadays

also
>2007 is 10 years ago
fuck

[Anonymous No.8587846]

>>8586882
MERCILESS

[Anonymous No.8587852]

>>8587468
No, are you?

[Anonymous No.8587867]

>>8587852
https://www.polymersolutions.com/blog/why-does-stainless-steel-rust/

i'd be willing to bet you're at least closer to "retard" on the spectrum than I am.

[Anonymous No.8587883]

>>8587867
>i'd be willing to bet you're at least closer to "retard" on the spectrum than I am.
>willingly throwing away your money

Well that settles it then, you are infact the retard.

[Anonymous No.8587887]

>>8587883
being confident in my assessment of your retardation in turn makes ME retarded?

Riiiight. Good luck with your life.

[Anonymous No.8587892]

>>8587887
Yes, that makes you retarded. Sorry to break it to you retard.

[Anonymous No.8587902]

>>8587892
>claims stainless steel can't rust when it is proven it 100% can

[Anonymous No.8587907]

>>8587902
>thinks I made that claim!
>lost money on a bet he made over an anonymous post!

[Anonymous No.8587917]

>>8587907
you know i didn't actually lose any money...right?

Not to mention, I won the bet, stainless steel can and will rust, it's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.8587920]

>>8587917
>implying I didn't backtrace your bankaccount and take all your money while I was busy distracting you with this argument

Don't bother trying to shutdown the account, it's too late.

[Anonymous No.8587926]

>>8587920
>keeping his money in government sponsored accounts.

[Anonymous No.8587927]

>On a walk
>Stop for ice cream
>They give me a cone for my dog
>Eat both

[Anonymous No.8587930]

>>8587927

t. obese person who eats dog treats

[Anonymous No.8587951]

>>8587930
No ice cream for you, pupper.

[Anonymous No.8587959]

>"enjoy your meal"
>"you too"

[Anonymous No.8587986]

>make a thread titled "food mischief"
>404's within 3 minutes and get banned
>this is up with 91 replies

[Anonymous No.8588015]

>>8587986
/ck/ mods are total fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.8588077]

>>8586229
At Starbucks, basically yes. To make it we just use the same brand as the packaged chocolate milk (literally the same ingredients and everything just in different packaging) and steam it then put it into a cup

[Anonymous No.8588104]

>>8588077
>we just use the same brand as the packaged chocolate milk
No you don't, your prepacked milk changes depending on where you are in the US you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.8588111]

>>8588104
Considering it's starbucks, I would not be surprised if it actually is the same brand everywhere.

[Anonymous No.8588115]

>>8588111
It isn't i travel for business, the milk changes depending on location.

That's how I know you're lying about it being LITERALLY the same ingredients as the chocolate milk. Unless you think they tailor their chocolate milk to each location to (they dont)

[Anonymous No.8588121]

>>8581520
>man children, the thread

[Anonymous No.8588124]

>>8588115
So it's impossible for that anon's one location to have the same brands of both?

[Anonymous No.8588146]

>>8588124
They have a generic hot chocolate recipie that involves chocolate syrup, vanilla, and steamed milk.

The Chocolate syrup and vanilla are made for starbucks and shipped to all startbucks everywhere, they don't change.

The prepackaged chocolate milk, and the milk used to make the hot chocolate, are going to change depending on location, as milk isn't something you can easily ship half way across the world (why would you when cows live basically everywhere, buying local milk just makes sense)

[Anonymous No.8588242]

>go to burger King
>ask for a packet of ketchup
>when I get home I check bag
>put in five packets of ketchup
>never return the extra packets

[Anonymous No.8588248]

>>8588242
P S Y C H O T I C
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[Anonymous No.8588257]

>>8588146
>milk isn't something you can easily ship half way across the world

[Anonymous No.8588294]

>>8588257
if you think starbucks is shipping UHT milk all across the world for their coffee products you're having a laugh. UHT milk tastes way different.

[Anonymous No.8588379]

>flip egg
>break the yolk

[Anonymous No.8588423]

>>8588379
>egg cooking perfectly
>slap spatula on it and splatter the yolk all over

[Anonymous No.8588474]

>open a pack of starburts
>throw away pink the ones cause they taste like shit

[Anonymous No.8588478]

>>8588474
strawberry cucks blown the FUCK out

>tfw orange masterrace

[Anonymous No.8588491]

>go to movie theater with friends
>always order the thing that takes 20 minutes to warm up
>make friends wait with me

nothing like tendies and curly fries to enjoy a movie with

[Anonymous No.8588495]

>>8588478
My niggest of niggas

[Anonymous No.8588561]

>>8588474
>>8588478

>mfw pinkcucks try to tell me orange and red are gross

[Anonymous No.8588611]

>>8587534
>the gov feels as though our money is better spent on welfare families

[Anonymous No.8588763]

>>8588242
>go to burger king
>ask for some ketchup
>when I get home I check bag
>put in literally 2 handfuls of ketchup packets
>feel obliged to use them all so I use an individual packet per singular fry
>it wasnt too bad

[Anonymous No.8588771]

>>8588561
Hila Klien?

[Anonymous No.8590196]

>>8581520
>special order a McDank
>take out the patties and only eat the buns

[Anonymous No.8590810]

>>8588611
Military grocery stores (commissary) are actually pretty great.

Everything is tax-free!

[Anonymous No.8590838]

>>8588121
r/iamverysmart the post

[Anonymous No.8590892]

>>8584881

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5um9xv/anon_asks_for_extra_tartar_sauce/

[Anonymous No.8590901]

>>8586308
Using sink as bidet? xD

[Anonymous No.8590909]

>order pizza with gluten-free crust
>and seitan topping

[Anonymous No.8590993]

>>8590892
This is one of the most cancerous things I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.8591203]

>be fast food wagecuck
>roastie asks to see a manager
>say okay
>never actually go to get a manager
>eventually she just leaves

[Anonymous No.8591453]

>>8590892
I don't understand. Someone posted my post on reddit?

[Anonymous No.8591459]

>>8591453
Yes and 15,000 people laughed at you, the post was considered so autistic they actually banned the OP from that subreddit

[Anonymous No.8591470]

>>8591459
I mean not hating, it was kinda clever, but not hilarious at all. Is this how low their standards are over there?

[Anonymous No.8591876]

>>8591203
>lady asks for manager
>tell her I'm the manager
>I'm actually not the manager but she believes me because I'm too old to be working any other position

haha

[Anonymous No.8592073]

>order 2 double cheeseburgers and a medium fry
>eat the fries on the drive home
>too full to eat both burgers

[Anonymous No.8592135]

>>8588015

this.

[Anonymous No.8592142]

>>8587986
They cherry pick the shit out of what they ban/warn for. It seems to be based on emotion and not any actual rules

[Anonymous No.8592158]

>>8592142
>not just resetting your modem
The days of /ck/ mods giving a shit about board rules ended years ago, it's just a mechanism for enforcing petty vendettas now

[Anonymous No.8592165]

>>8592158

that and they're a bunch of dyed hair numale orbiter faggots who love niggers more than staying healthy

[Anonymous No.8592182]

>>8592165
bitch please

[Anonymous No.8592198]

>>8592182

lol that's perfectly on topic.

[Anonymous No.8592210]

>>8592198
then there was the time I got banned for arguing that 98% of kitchenaid stand mixers are used for decoration and facebook bragging

[Anonymous No.8592220]

>>8592210

>type four letters
>trigger a pizza roll inhaling loser

[Anonymous No.8592227]

>>8592220
>>8592210
>>8592198
>>8592182
>>8592135
wow they really do have shit moderation here.

[Anonymous No.8592327]

>>8586696
>make this pepe a year ago, never post it

[Anonymous No.8592333]

>click on all pies
>select pizza

[Anonymous No.8592342]

>order sandwich with "the works"
>remove the tomatoes

[Anonymous No.8592369]

I don't know who likes that pig disgusting slab of pressed vegetable oil, flavoring, and food coloring that they have the nerve to call cheese in fast food restaurants. After years of punking out like a cuck and just not eating if the drive through fucks up and puts """""""cheese""""""" on my food, I now check in the parking lot. If it has cheese, I take off the bottom bun and chuck the whole thing at their window. Someday I'll make a burger patty stick.

[Anonymous No.8592378]

>>8591876
Sad!

[Anonymous No.8592387]

>>8581520
>Go to McDonald's
>Order large fries
>Grab extra lid (pic related)
>Turn lid over and cover it with ketchup
>Restaurant stares in awe
>No longer a slave to tiny ketchup cups

[Anonymous No.8592397]

>>8592387
I used to do this when I was 10. My brother thought I was a fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.8592430]

>>8584513
>>8587534
You idiots do know that the fucking 5.654205% of your dollar still goes to the government, right?

[Anonymous No.8592637]

Guy-Rows

[Anonymous No.8592748]

>>8584382
>do this almost every time i go to fast food places (but not yell b/c i'm not autistic)
>always get an extra item
>saving myself potentially millions of dollars over the years
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8592877]

>>8592135
Global rule number 5 is essentially a catch-all for "I didn't like the joke you told and thanks to the amount of built-in ambiguity in our rules I can do what I want."

Bonus points if the ban is for 3 days or less specifically so you're not allowed to appeal it.

[Anonymous No.8592879]

>>8592877
rule 3*

how embarrassing!

[Anonymous No.8592883]

>>8592877
why don't you go back to plebbit if you hate it here so much

[Anonymous No.8592885]

>>8592883
Because it's usually not a problem. Didn't you even read my post?

[Anonymous No.8594217]

>>8592877

I have had a grudge against /ck/ after numerous bans for saying nigger, not even calling people one.

This site is fucking dead to me and I hope the quality gets even worse. I'm not even sure how that would be even possible though

[Anonymous No.8594229]

>>8594217
Cloudflare has been shitting itself lately, I think they're falling behind on their bills

Looking forward to the day 502 bad gateway starts for a month followed by the domain getting sold to a russian porn spammer, then our butthurt mod who has been stalking me with bogus "ban evasion" bans since last winter will need to get a new job

[Anonymous No.8594274]

>>8592883
>site is great with a handful of retarded mods

Wow what a hard concept.

[Anonymous No.8594286]

>cook expensive steak
>flip it three or four times until medium rare