Why haven't you taken the garlic pill yet?

[Anonymous No.8579539]

>pretty much the healthiest food there is
>very manly to eat in its raw form with nothing else to dilute the burn
>boosts testosterone
>proven to make your body odor more attractive to women for some reason
>protects from disease
>wards off vampires

Well?

[Anonymous No.8579542]

>>8579539

makes yo breaf stank

[Anonymous No.8579544]

>>8579539
I like garlic butter fries but with more garlic.

[Anonymous No.8579567]

>>8579539
You

don't

kiss

girls.

[Anonymous No.8579625]

>>8579542
>>8579567
If you cook them dinner with garlic in it they will neither notice nor care about your breath.

[Anonymous No.8579708]

>>8579625

I read that without "dinner" several times. Somehow. It even started making sense.

[Anonymous No.8579724]

>>8579625
you can also have them eat garlic more often so that they will eventually stop noticing/caring even when they didn't have it recently.

[Anonymous No.8580122]

Is it true that crushing and eating a clove of garlic will cure minor sickness' like colds, sore throats, etc?

[Anonymous No.8580147]

>>8580122
sort of

it won't cure the cold but it'll make the symptoms less annoying

[Anonymous No.8580224]

What does raw garlic taste like?

[Anonymous No.8580227]

Its toxic. The Buddha said so

[Anonymous No.8580229]

>>8580224
>What does raw garlic taste like?
like garlic

[Anonymous No.8580231]

inquiring minds want to know:

if you put a clove up your snatch you can taste it

[Anonymous No.8580232]

>>8579539
>proven to make your body odor more attractive to women for some reason
>everyone always says how indians smell weird
>they eat alot of garlic
Its the other way around, eating alot of garlic causes awful BO

[Anonymous No.8580278]

>>8579539

I was asked at a construction job once to eat less garlic.

I dunno, the masculine emanations caused by eating copious amounts of garlic may be too much for even that testosterone filled environment.

I love smelling it in my fingers after cooking too.

[Anonymous No.8580281]

>>8580278
what kind of pussy ass construction work do you do?

[Anonymous No.8580392]

>>8580232
>garlic causes BO

False. I eat garlic all the time and don't even use deodorant.

[Anonymous No.8580397]

>>8580392
>that post when no gf

[Anonymous No.8580409]

>>8580397
Lel, no. But my choices are limited to female garlic eater. Although I'm happy about that because they're usually a lot hotter than the pale white, coldfish northern types.

[Anonymous No.8580416]

I love garlic. I don't quite put it in every meal but I come pretty close.

[Anonymous No.8580419]

>>8580392
Garlic doesn't cause typical BO

But if you eat enough of it, And I'm saying cloves on cloves, it will come out of your pores.
Buddy worked with some Eastern Europeans that would use garlic as chase for pure vodka said they just reeked.

[Anonymous No.8580437]

>>8580281

Did.

Carpentry. It was a government job I guess .

[Anonymous No.8580661]

>>8580224
Burn

[Anonymous No.8580667]

>>8579567
fuck off normalfag
garlic > 3dpd

[Anonymous No.8582573]

Is a bulb of garlic per day enough to benefit from its allial magic? It's 50-60 cents normally for one, so I guess $4 weekly wouldn't be so bad.

[Anonymous No.8582582]

Spicy garlic shrimp makes me wanna bust a nut on your dads face, it's that good.

[Anonymous No.8582602]

>>8580419
>>8580278
>>8580232
not garlic but closely related: I used to work with an older guy who would eat raw onions like they were apples. we worked in a shop that was too big to air condition efficiently, so we all sweated like a mofo in the summer. godDAMN he stank like onions. dude smelled like fifty microwaves that had all just had bad french onion soup reheated in them.

[Anonymous No.8582613]

I eat two cloves per day, that's enough. To lessen bad breath, drink either water or milk right after crunching the garlic in your mouth.

>>8582573
You'd need to be a special kind of retard to eat a bulb of garlic per day.

[Anonymous No.8582652]

>>8582613
Why do you do it and when did you start?

[Anonymous No.8583151]

At work we make this garlic sauce. I drop the redpill to normies to dip their fries in garlic sauce instead of ketchup.

[Anonymous No.8583161]

>>8580122
Had a cold/virus a week ago.. felt like total shit the first day, pressure extreme in my head and each day I ate 2-4 cloves and each morning I woke up I felt better than the last. 2 days later I was 100% at full power. Only one time of being sick but I'd say it's a safe bet, has to be raw though

[Anonymous No.8583163]

>>8580392
Only cooked/heated garlic.. raw doesn't even make your breath smell for more than an hour or two

[Anonymous No.8583285]

>>8580278
Fresh garlic smells great. Digest it for a couple hours and your breath REEKS.

It's a guilty pleasure with its consequences.

I like to indulge when I'm sick. Tasty, very good for health, cleans your sinuses, provides great vitamins, generally a wonder at the time you eat it. It's just that you'd better stay home over the next day.

[Anonymous No.8584006]

>>8583161
Do I just swallow the coves whole like I'm taking a pill, or do I chew them?

[Anonymous No.8584305]

>>8579539
Warning: don't eat an entire bulb per day for several days. When it comes out it will burn the lining of your exit hole. Very painful and bloody, took a couple of months to recover.

I was trying to kill candida off or whatever pathogens I thought were in my guts. I tend to go overboard with these kinds of remedies. Maybe it's okay with 1/4 bulb per day.

[Anonymous No.8584316]

Wario go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.8584426]

>>8579539
So what's the best tip to peel it? Main reason I only use it for cooking and not snack is because it's very annoying to peel.

[Anonymous No.8584537]

>>8584426
crush and the skin comes off, m8

[Anonymous No.8584541]

>>8584426
butter knife to crush

[Anonymous No.8584545]

>>8584537
>>8584541

This. Just smack it with the heel of your hand, the flat side of a knife, the bottom of a pot, etc. The skin literally falls off. And if you smack it hard then it crushes the garlic for you.

[Anonymous No.8584573]

>You can never have too much garlic xDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.8584574]

>>8584426

Basically crush it.

Then peel.

Smack it inside a mortar, flatten it under your knife.

I seriously just start squeezing and twisting the clove to undress it.

A whole bud, just smack it against the table.

[Anonymous No.8584625]

>>8584573
You can if you have an allium allergy

[Anonymous No.8584662]

>>8584426
stick the cloves in a medium-sized tupperware

shake it really hard for a couple seconds

it just works

[Anonymous No.8584688]

garlic + olive oil is god tier for anything desu I would top my icecream with that shit if I could.

[Anonymous No.8584777]

Had some terrible dental pain a few months back, couldn't afford emergency work and waiting period was 2 months. When ibuprofen stopped helping I switched to using a mixture of crushed garlic and salt. Pain was gone in a week of twice daily use.

Decided to start growing garlic after that.

[Anonymous No.8584920]

>>8584006
An old Serbian trick is to finely chop up a few cloves and swallow it with a spoonful of honey. That way you're not chewing any garlic, plus you get that little bit of honey which is also good for you.

[Anonymous No.8584941]

>>8584305
>candida in your gi tract
Unless you were on some serious immunosuppressants or are a faggot, I can guarantee it wasn't that

[Anonymous No.8585084]

>>8584426
Squeeze the thin sides of the clove, your thumb on one and your forefinger on the other. The skin should split around either edge.
>>8584777
>I would top my icecream with that shit if I could.
Can you not?

[Anonymous No.8585136]

>>8579539
Gross, what's that shit on the bottom? Is it rotten?

[Anonymous No.8585171]

>>8585136
That's the anus

[Anonymous No.8585172]

>>8583161
Yeah, but that could also just be the typical trajectory for a minor illness--feel bad one day, and get gradually better over the next 2 days. Garlic might've had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.8585180]

>>8585136

That's what's left of the roots. No, it's not rotten, that's normal. You don't eat that part.

[Anonymous No.8585456]

>>8584920
I ended up chopping two cloves in half and swallowing them like pills with my morning coffee.
>>8584305
I wish I knew this beforehand. I was wondering why my asshole felt "spicy"

[Anonymous No.8586852]

>>8584006
I chewem.. imagining it's easier to digest

[Anonymous No.8587643]

>>8585136
stop buying cheap garlic from china

[Anonymous No.8588529]

When I'm sick (especially sinus issues), my "just unfuck my shit up" cocktail goes as follows:

>1 clove of garlic finely chopped
>About 1 tsp finely chopped ginger
>Half teaspoon of cloves
>2 tsp of honey
>Green tea

Some of the ingredients actually have health benefits, but in theory shouldn't reverse a cold. Either way it definitely makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.8588533]

>>8579539
HIGH F O D M A P

[Anonymous No.8588535]

>>8580224
Pungent, spicy hot