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8568436 No.8568436 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you forgot to take your sausage out of your pocket when you got home on friday and now it's no good

I wanted to eat that. Rats.

>> No.8569413

>Putting food in your pocket
What kind of person does this? Are you Buster fucking Baxter?

>> No.8569421
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8569421

>tfw you get home from the club and realize your sausage must have fallen out while you were on the floor
>tfw you got three chicks' numbers but you lost all your sausage so it's a net loss

ours is a similar pain, OP

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>>8569421
Similar this have happened to me so now I always carry two

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>>8569661
>carrying only two sausages

>> No.8570656

>>8569413
Well I was at a restaurant and the breakfasts are so big I usually eat the bacon there and put the sausage in my pocket for later consumption.

>> No.8570767

Sorry I'm a pocket bacon man.

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>>8570767
>not consuming bacon at it's peak taste

but seriously, why are people weirded out by pocket food? I had a bunch of stuff from mcdonalds so I put the hashbrowns in my shirt pocket and the spare mcmuffin in my jacket pocket and some guy walking by asked me if I had taken that hashbrown from my pocket immediately after he watched me take my hashbrown out of my pocket and I said yeah and I offered him one because I had one more in my pocket still and he shook his head and walked away looking confused.

>> No.8570833

>>8570816
>weirded out by pocket food

You ever heard of lint? You know, those small pieces of fluffy, fuzzy cloth and hair that are on your coins when you pull them from your pocket? I'd prefer not to eat that, thanks anyway.