Should 4chan have a separate board for food?

[Anonymous No.8558649]

/ck/ has become clogged with fatasses' fast food threads. It's time for a containment board. What do you guys think?
https://www.strawpoll.me/12305229

[Anonymous No.8558655]

>>8558649

What the fuck do you think would happen if they made a new board? Are you really so fucking stupid that you think a new board would fix all the problems of /ck/?

[Anonymous No.8558660]

>>8558649
Yes. One for the generic term "food", which would include all general food discussions (fast food, "chip ranking general", etc. etc.) and one for cooking that would include ONLY discussions about recipes, cook alongs, recipe advice, etc. I would totally go for that.

[Anonymous No.8558663]

>>8558655
NOTHING is going to fix our problems since they started talking about 4chan on the mainstream news. Now all the assholes in the country know about it.

[Anonymous No.8558675]

>>8558663
Le special place meme again

[Anonymous No.8558677]

>>8558660
I'm for this too, I think it would be beneficial for everyone. There's precedent, just look at /v/ and /vg/

[Anonymous No.8558680]

>>8558660

You answered yes when I asked if you were really stupid enough to think a new board would fix our problems, and your reply tells me you really are that stupid. It still wouldn't change anything, and you would still be stupid.

[Anonymous No.8558684]

>>8558675
found the newfag

[Anonymous No.8558690]

>>8558680
I'm not the OP, dumbass. Lrn reading comprehension. Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.8558725]

>>8558690
this is /ck/ who isn't drunk

[Anonymous No.8558733]

>>8558725
I'm not... yet

[Anonymous No.8558738]

This belongs in /qa/. Meta is against the rules. You guys and the /pol/ invasion are ruining this board.

[Anonymous No.8558743]

>>8558649
>/ck/
>With the posting base smaller than /diy/

Can't see any issues.

[Anonymous No.8558750]

>>8558684
Fuck you man I've been here since the fappening

[Anonymous No.8558754]

>>8558743
>implying a slower-moving board specifically for cook alongs and recipes is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.8558755]

>>8558677
/vg/ is as awful as /v/

[Anonymous No.8558767]

>>8558754
Slow and 7Chan are two different things.

[Anonymous No.8558768]

>>8558738
Not anymore. Hiro allows one meta thread for discussing board issues up at all times

[Anonymous No.8558775]

>>8558738
what /pol/ invasion?

[Anonymous No.8558783]

>>8558649
mods should sticky this desu

[Anonymous No.8558788]

No, you stupid fuck.

This is like /tv/ asking for /celeb/ boards... how about you be a part of solving the problem instead of ignoring it completely?

Stupid fucking millenials.

[Anonymous No.8558793]

>>8558788
>Hurr everyone who has an opinion I disagree with is a millennial
Neck yourself, gramps.

[Anonymous No.8558796]

>>8558750
Is that supposed to be an oldfag marker these days?

[Anonymous No.8558797]

>>8558750
>not being here since puddi puddi

You deserve a torturous death.

[Anonymous No.8558799]

How about /ffd/ for fast food and /sfd/ for regular food?
Or how about fuck off to reddit?

[Anonymous No.8558803]

>>8558797
PUDDI PUDDI
PUDDI PUDDI
JIGOKU DEKAI
GIGA PUDDI
God what good times

That was IMO the best event in this sites history.
Is that an oldfags marker? If so, I need to kill myself.

Also usaka

[Anonymous No.8558807]

The board is far too slow for this. You would have two dead boards (and probably the same shitposting issues, since that's a moderation issue more than a board issue) over one passably fast board with memes and shitposting you refuse to hide/report/ignore

[Anonymous No.8558808]

>>8558793
>no argument or reasoning to the logical part of my post

I sincerely hope an 18 wheeler t-bones you next time you leave the house.

[Anonymous No.8558810]

>>8558799
I've been here since the days when it was just /a/ and /b/ and the place was full of shitposting goons.

How about you fuck off to reddit.

[Anonymous No.8558815]

>>8558808
it's not in any way equivalent to /tv/ getting a /celeb/ board.

[Anonymous No.8558830]

>>8558690

I asked a question, you answered it. My reply was valid, and you are stupid.

[Anonymous No.8558831]

>>8558660
Good idea in theory

>one for cooking that would include ONLY discussions about recipes, cook alongs, recipe advice, etc.

but this will be the most dead board on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8558835]

>>8558808
A separate board isn't ignoring the problem, it IS solving it.

What other ways to solve it did you have in mind? Nobody is breaking any rules.

[Anonymous No.8558840]

>>8558797
>not here since imma firing my laser
youngin

[Anonymous No.8558855]

we need regular cooking threads. A thread about us anons and what we're cooking. basically we need and actual general thread for our home cooking in the same fashion /fit/ has their steroid generals, or we have al/ck/ general. I also believe a sticky is in order, which should improve board quality, if only slightly, as well as give the idea that this board CAN be serious about cooking

[Anonymous No.8558861]

Yeeeeeasss YESSSSSS!!!
This was my idea!!!
But it should be called /ck/ & /stf/(shit tier food)

[Anonymous No.8558883]

>>8558649
While I get the complaints as I also have the same ones, the board if slow enough.

[Anonymous No.8558886]

>>8558750
kek

[Anonymous No.8558897]

>>8558883
I don't understand the slow board concerns. I'd rather have a slow board full of quality posts than a fast board full of taco bell crunchwrap supreme reviews. If the slow board really bothers you /fd/ will still be there for the same low-effort shitposts you know and love.

#fdexit

[Anonymous No.8558905]

>>8558649
how many people are really keeping this thread going 1? 2?

[Anonymous No.8558911]

>>8558649
Not gonna happen, faggot. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.8558917]

>>8558897
>full of quality posts
You're on the wrong website

[Anonymous No.8558938]

>>8558649
Only if we can have /alc/ for all the booze and beer threads too.

[Anonymous No.8558953]

>>8558883
Maybe all we need is just a new term to perfectly encapsulate the pleb, super tasting, ultra picky, autists who gets triggered at the sight of anything that isnt deepfried in salt oil by a machine instead of human hands.
I would like to suggest "carl"

For example:
"Eeeew mushrooms!?!? Disgusting!!
Mushrooms are vomit!"
"Shut the fuck up, you fucking stupid carl!"

[Anonymous No.8558960]

>>8558831
Finally, a board slower than /po/!

[Anonymous No.8558972]

>>8558649
How about you just contribute quality content instead of being a whiny bitch.

[Anonymous No.8558994]

>>8558917
>haha it's so bad here everyone is terrible am I rightt?

Stop.

[Anonymous No.8559106]

>>8558994
I leave a good majority of threads annoyed or just put out by what I've read, its not just a meme, pick something else to be contrarian about.

>>8558905
This is what bothers me most about all this newfaggotry, people not knowing what sage is, bumping some shitty thread just to say some variant of "fuck you". ie>>8558911 >>8558972

[Anonymous No.8559144]

>>8558796
no, that's the fucking joke

[Anonymous No.8559168]

>>8558649

Agreed. I am fucking tired of these stupid manchildren who complain about vegetables, post fast food threads and think putting a frozen pizza into the oven is cooking. Really fucking tired of it. It's just stupidity. Shit food for dumb shit fat fucking /r9k/ manchildren, NEETS, /pol/ faggots and autists.

[Anonymous No.8559179]

>>8558649
/ck/ needs Moot again.

[Anonymous No.8559181]

>>8558788

>durrr millennials

They at least have an excuse to be here. Young and growing up in a shit world with little opportunity because the boomers ruined it. If you're 30+ and still posting here you are the stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.8559213]

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.8559221]

>>8559106
>leave a good majority of threads annoyed
>think it's stupid to contain the food shitposting to its own board

[Anonymous No.8559234]

>>8559181
Youre probably expecting a participation trophy for that remark. Huh, fag?

[Anonymous No.8559239]

>>8559234
ebin xD you sure got that millennial cuck

[Anonymous No.8559264]

is it time for a /Jack/ board?
where lazy men can gather and get moist?

because that would be beautiful, I'd love to come in close to that idea.

[Anonymous No.8559269]

>>8559234

WHOA you sure showed me! You stupid fucking socially maladjusted cunt. I bet you're like 40 and go to bars alone hoping someone strikes up a conversation with you but they don't so you order a long Island iced tea like a fag and ask the bar tender to get you an order of fries and ketchup from the kitchen because that is all your autistic taste buds can handle.

[Anonymous No.8559278]

>>8559269
easy friendo, this is a blue board, no need to get so edgy. I honestly did not mean to trigger you

[Anonymous No.8559294]

>>8559221
I mean on the website as a whole.
This is a shitty idea by whiny faggots that refuse to hide fast food threads because "it doesn't belong on my slow as balls, sophisticated cooking board" fuck off.

[Anonymous No.8559304]

>>8559269
>WHOA you sure showed me!
Thanks for noticing. Hope you learned something for once in your pointless existence.

[Anonymous No.8559314]

Every time some newfag fucking plebbitor comes to this site and gets annoyed with shitposting they always suggest WHAT IF WE JUST MADE A NEW BOARD FOR THAT LMAO

It never fucking works
The only time it has EVER worked was for /v/, and that's because there were 10 pages of "DAILY GENERAL" threads to actually mandate making it happen.

This is not reddit you stupid shithead. You don't divide every board into 10,000 sub-boards because you don't like a few threads.

[Anonymous No.8559334]

>>8559304
>>8559278

You guys are getting triggered like some 18 year old first year university SJW cuckfag who recently came out of the closet. Grow a pair ya manchildren

[Anonymous No.8559361]

>>8559334
Are you serious?
Are you the WHOA guy?
Are you calling them triggered?
That entire WHOA post is the most hilariously triggered post I've read in recent memory.
"YOURE 40 AND AN AUTIST" fucking kek

[Anonymous No.8559362]

>>8559314
How did all the other boards get started?

[Anonymous No.8559368]

>>8559361
>>8559361

>I'm old and I like tendies reeeee /ck/ should not be split up!

Kys

[Anonymous No.8559371]

>>8559361
if you pretend to be trolling then any criticism against you becomes invalid

this is the beta cuck's last refuge

[Anonymous No.8559372]

>PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO POST WHAT -I- LIKE

[Anonymous No.8559376]

>>8559362


You can't expect manchildren and socially inept assholes to grasp logic, anon.

[Anonymous No.8559397]

>>8559144
thanks I have ausism

[Anonymous No.8559404]

>>8559234
You realize that Cunt Boomer parents are the ones that created participation trophies right? Kids could give a fuck, they had fun (or hated) playing, they don't care about trophies. Boomer parents (mostly women, admittedly) schreeched when their pathetic child didn't get the same trophy the good kids did. Thus participation trophies were born.

[Anonymous No.8559416]

>>8559371
I saw that, it went from "YOURE A SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED CUNT" to attempting to be smug >>8559376

Least I got to see the little guy rage out, any opinions on the board being split are invalid, it'll never happen /qa/ is full of faggots demanding retarded board splits.

[Anonymous No.8559432]

>>8559416

lol

>being this mad and condescending

How insecure are you about your dick size you poor bitter old man?

[Anonymous No.8559442]

>>8559416
>my dicks sooo small.
> maybe the caps lock button will help.
>nope.
>sad face.

[Anonymous No.8559455]

>>8559432
Look man you'd probably have a better time on reddit, they have a system where you're tied to what you post and are held accountable for it so it might help stop you from sperging out like in >>8559269 or like you're doing right now, save you some embarrassment.

But if you do insist on staying then try to remember in future, if you put "you stupid fucking" before anything you say like you did in the WHOA post then people are already laughing at you before they're halfway through your post and you look like a raging tard.

Is it possible to be mad and condescending at the same time? am I old or am I just taking easy shots at a raging spastic? How can you possibly embarrass yourself further?

[Anonymous No.8559464]

>>8559314
This. Fuck, why not have a board for each fucking chain? Why not for each individual food item? Why not split 4chan into everyone's own fucking safe space?!

Instead of bitching for >le moar boards xDDDDDDDD, why not contribute on topic shit? Or you can just fuck off back to where ever the fuck you came from.

[Anonymous No.8559518]

>>8559464
Because when you try to contribute even mediocre looking food you get torn to pieces by tendy, autist, super tasting , thread derailing, faggots faster than this baby chicks gif
& i like shotposting, but the tendy faggots have diminished IQ from years of mal nourishment so the shit posting lacks relevance & substance & its not even entertaining shit posting.

[Anonymous No.8559552]

>>8559518
>i like shotposting
>complains about board quality
Opinions invalidated.

[Anonymous No.8559558]

>>8559518
Every board has lowest common denominator shitposters that will always be there. You're not going to reduce shitposting, by splitting the board or any other means, they're just fucking there and they always will be.

[Anonymous No.8559562]

>>8559552
So you reas 3/4 of a post untill you come accross one typo then quit... you must have a lot of problems with your life.

[Anonymous No.8559582]

>>8559562
I get the feeling he wasn't referring to your typo.

[Anonymous No.8559585]

>>8559558
Yeah but i feel like sepearting the pleb manchildren from the people who cook would actually raise the quality of the shitposting. Which would be a good thing.
Having a bunch of overgrown crack babies posting "your food looks like vomit" is getting really stale.

[Anonymous No.8559588]

>he thinks splitting the boards is going to get rid of the cancer

Dude that's like cutting a cancerous tumor in half and saying one half of the tumor is cured.

Then again, you could cure cancer before you could fix any board on this website.

[Anonymous No.8559596]

>>8559588
By this logic the site never should have expanded beyond /b/ and /a/ because why split the boards they're all cancer.

[Anonymous No.8559605]

Ladies and gentleman, the difference between reading comprehension:
>>8559582
and full retard:
>>8559562

[Anonymous No.8559606]

>>8559588
There is no miracle cure for cancer!
Most people just live shorter lives with it.
Might as well try to improve your quality of living when you have cancer.

[Anonymous No.8559608]

>>8559585
Why do you think pleb manchildren will go where they're told?

Why do you think the mods would agree to the added effort of enforcing the split and keeping them off here?

Its not the way to go man just let it go.

[Anonymous No.8559615]

>>8559608
Why does a moth head towards a light!??
The same reason tendy fags will mostly flock to /stf/
Its not a perfect system of course.

[Anonymous No.8559643]

>>8559615
Well that makes no fucking sense.
It'll never happen because most people can see that it'd be a waste of time.
Like if tendies fags are bothering you then you're being successfully trolled.
And if someone telling you your food looks like vomit bothers you then you're being successfully trolled.
Basically you're sick of being trolled and for some reason think that all the trolls will go to a split board if its made.

[Anonymous No.8559647]

>>8559643
>Basically you're sick of being trolled and for some reason think that all the trolls will go to a split board if its made.
>thinking trolls will stay in their containment board
Do you think he understands that /pol/, /r9k/, /b/, and /s4s/ already leaks everywhere and this idea obviously won't work?

[Anonymous No.8559664]

>>8559647
No and if I had any friends or self respect I would've been done trying to highlight it for him a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.8559670]

>>8559518
>contribute pics of food and get torn to pieces

And that's bad? It's one of the reasons I like posting my pics. The sperges reveal more about themselves and their own defeciencies and often enough there are a few constructive criticisms.

[Anonymous No.8559675]

>>8559643
I have made it perfectly clear that the trolling is entertaining when not executed by a malnourshied defective pleb.
The problem is the world is overpopulated with malnourished defective plebs.
The malnourished plebs are crying out for a place of their own to cock stroke each others nuggets everytime you see one of them post that something is inedible base soley on the fact it wasn't processed by robots for robots.
If you build it they will come.

[Anonymous No.8559705]

>>8559675
You're completely deluded, those "malnourished, defective plebs" are just kids who have been successfully trolling the shit out of you for longer than you care to remember starting to kek at this.

[Anonymous No.8559716]

>>8559705
Are they not malnourished?

[Anonymous No.8559736]

>>8559716
I don't know man, try not to get mad when people post about good boy charts and nuggies its all insincere yknow.

[Anonymous No.8559740]

>>8558649
haha, no
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8559749]

>>8559705
Honestly it just sounds like youre trying to justify your low quality shit posting.
All i want is higher quality shitposting from you failed beta no tryers.
But no ones holding their breath for
you fags to get creative.

[Anonymous No.8559767]

>>8559740
ok

[Anonymous No.8559769]

This board is slow enough, separate the two subjects and neither board will warrant enough traffic to actually exist and both get deleted

People who have this logic of splitting boards or creating new boards don't understand how an imageboard works or how it's self sustained by activity, content, and traffic

[Anonymous No.8559771]

>>8559769
>separate the two subjects and neither board will warrant enough traffic to actually exist and both get deleted
I don't see any problem here desu.

[Anonymous No.8559784]

>>8559771
What are we waiting for!?!?

[Anonymous No.8559802]

>>8559432
>projecting because your idea for your special snowflake board isn't being accepted
>these are the people I converse witb on /ck/

Time to move on I guess....

[Anonymous No.8559810]

>>8559362
Because they were categorically distinct enough to warrant it, or the main board had
A) Enough traffic
B) Enough consistency in the threads
to warrant making a subboard
/ck/ is slow. It's not /an/ slow but it is fucking slow. There's literally no reason to split it apart.

[Anonymous No.8559811]

>>8559810
It's 2 ACY, "reasons" are a construct of a previous age, we should do it just because.

[Anonymous No.8559820]

>>8559810
So we need man children strung out on generic walmart soda to speed the board up!?!? who cares if the board is fast or slow other than the strung out a.d.d genaric soda man childs in need of a sperg outlet.

[Anonymous No.8559823]

>>8558649
Umm.... if anything there should be a board for cooking. This is stupid.

[Anonymous No.8559828]

>>8559820
Here's an idea: Fuck off to 8ch and make 16 individual boards so you can have all your individual topics separated completely so that none of them may touch
You could even make a board for discussing whether or not a thread belongs on another board!
You could have the McDLT of shitposting!
You unbelievably enormous faggot.

>>8559811
You should just kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8559838]

>>8559828
You still didn't explain why having the walmart soda spergs is a boon to this board.

[Ruby !Sempai.oWA No.8559843]

There's a reason this is called the food and cooking board, and not the cooking and food board. It is primarily for posting about food, and incidentally for posting about cooking.

[Anonymous No.8559847]

>>8559843
then why is the board called /ck/ instead of /fd/

[Anonymous No.8559861]

>>8559838
If you don't like the community then don't be a part of it.

[Anonymous No.8559864]

>>8559861
nice non argument

[Anonymous No.8559878]

>>8559749
Now you're acting condescending while admitting you enjoy and look forward to reading shitposting get it together kek.

[Anonymous No.8559884]

>>8559864
nice non response

[Ruby !Sempai.oWA No.8559891]

>>8559847

So it's more exploitable. Other boards can refer to you as co/ck/suckers.

[Anonymous No.8559907]

>>8559884
nice non response to my non response to your non argument

[Anonymous No.8559913]

>>8559907
nice non argument to my non reponse to your non response to my non argument to your non argument

[Anonymous No.8559918]

>>8558677
Both of those boards have at least 100x more traffic than /ck/. I'd be surprised if there were more than 50 people that visit /ck/ on a daily basis who aren't here for alcoholic anonymous. I'm not talking about the random cross-boarding shitposters we get, I mean the regulars.

[Anonymous No.8559935]

Nah we can't really split one of the slowest boards on 4chin. This board hasn't had mods in it since Moot was here, it's wasn't really this bad 1-2 years ago. Now it's looking like it's at its deathbed.

[Anonymous No.8560014]

>>8559913
nice non response implying my non response was a non argument to your non response to my non response to your non argument

[Anonymous No.8560887]

>>8558649
/ck/ really isn't that bad, it isn't hard to just ignore the shitposting threads. The ones of value generally stay on topic as well as any place on this site.

[Anonymous No.8560888]

>>8560887
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

[Anonymous No.8560896]

>>8558803
Puddi puddi, and riding the train......I miss that.
And yeah, we should probably neck ourselves for being this old here.

[Anonymous No.8560898]

>>8558830
No, I never answered your question, I answered the OP. Do you think everyone is talking to you all the time? That sounds like some kind of paranoia.

[Anonymous No.8560900]

>>8558831
And that's bad why?

[Anonymous No.8560902]

>>8558830
>>8560898
Stop being baited so hard you fucking autists

[Anonymous No.8560905]

>>8558855
We will never submit to a sticky. It's a known fact here. Cooking has too many variables and techniques, no one would ever agree.

[Anonymous No.8560907]

>>8560902
Maybe you should stop being baited.

[Anonymous No.8560919]

>>8559455
>>8559802

Both of you are manchildren

[Anonymous No.8560977]

Not gonna happen. Just like /mu/ won't get a Hip Hop board, /tv/ won't get a celeb and capeshit board etc. We've chosen to spend our lives posting on a board with manchildren for most of our interests. And it's good to be reminded of that.

[Anonymous No.8561027]

>>8560919
Does getting the last word in mean that much to you that you'd just throw manchild at us 8 hours later and hope we don't see? That and your surly teen way of insulting, again I refer to >>8559269
makes you seem like just a child. You'll be a manchild like me one day, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.8561062]

>>8558855
>we need regular cooking threads. A thread about us anons and what we're cooking
So make one. No one is stopping you. I don't know why you fags complain about the "quality" of /ck/. I mean, what are you expecting? You act like every single thread is fast food, but it's not. There are some good threads, there are some retardy threads. That's how it is on every board.

[Quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.8561223]

>>8558649
>>8558649
Maybe we need to get people cooking. I am compiling recipes from coo/ck/s, if yous have any writeups for techniques, ingredients, or other cooking related infographics do send them here ey

[Anonymous No.8561230]

/ck/ just needs better moderation

it's honestly the worst on all of 4chan

[Anonymous No.8561268]

>>8561062
This

Whatever triggers you:
Jack
Joey
Some faggot telling someone to stop posting your food without posting any of their own
This is all typical, resident board faggotry that might evolve over time but certainly isnt going away.

This whole something must be done attitude is a retarded waste of time.
Hide, ignore, post food that's our only chemo.

[Anonymous No.8561293]

>>8558649
No. Our board is already pretty slow and 4chan has too many boards as is. /vp/ /vg/ and /v/ should all have never been split apart either.

[Anonymous No.8561297]

>>8561293
/vg/ is fine and has some good, frequent threads. /vp/ feels redundant.

[Anonymous No.8561319]

>>8558750
>bait

Jesus, someday people will be saying they were here for pepe.

[Anonymous No.8562329]

>>8561027

>You'll be a man child like me one day

Lol nope. Already in grad school and eat well rounded meals I cook myself that contain lots of vegetables. Pathetic old man :^)

[Anonymous No.8562337]

Just shove all fatasses and alcoholics into >>>/soc/, they're looking more to commiserate than anything.

[Anonymous No.8562543]

>>8558649
Good luck getting Hirosimoot to do anything of merit

[Anonymous No.8562571]

>>8560896
HABEEB IT
I'll get the rope

[Anonymous No.8562572]

>>8558755
/vg/ is much, much worse. Splitting off the awful circlejerk threads made the board as good as a videogame board is ever likely to be. I'm holding out of /tg/ to get the /tgg/ treatment because man that board is a shell of it's former self.

[Anonymous No.8563356]

>>8562329
You also throw tantrums when someone calls you a millennial and mentions participation rewards.

I'm glad that you feel like a big boy for eating all your veggies but I wouldn't say you're all grown up just yet laddie.

[Anonymous No.8564398]

>>8563356

>Does the exact same thing when called a manchild

I don't know who is more annoying. You or the millennial grad student. Just stfu

[Anonymous No.8565679]

>>8564398
This is the only social interaction I get this weekend.
YOU STFU make accomodations for us sad bastards, this is all we have.
I'm staying off r9k and out of the al/ck/ thread and I'm only insulting obvious retards so I'm doing better than 95% of the lonely fags on here
show some appreciation you humongous faggot.