Food Gore Thread

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Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:41:12 2017 No.8551940 [Reply] [Original]

Food Gore Thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:42:08 2017 No.8551947 File: 120 KB, 540x720, taco blizzard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:42:57 2017 No.8551952 File: 44 KB, 450x412, 'cheese' 'dog'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:44:12 2017 No.8551955 File: 925 KB, 212x176, Rudy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551940 >>8551947 >>8551952

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:44:49 2017 No.8551957 >>8551947 This was tolerable until it got to doritos Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:45:52 2017 No.8551961 File: 49 KB, 604x236, Center Rack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:45:57 2017 No.8551962 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, americano style nachos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just posting these two. Not my Ja/ck/ A nigga needs to sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:46:08 2017 No.8551963 File: 807 KB, 2988x5312, 1484016296174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:47:04 2017 No.8551966 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, americano style ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:47:10 2017 No.8551968 Hello Wildcats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:47:14 2017 No.8551970 File: 72 KB, 564x752, 'turkey' dinner that just smells like vomit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:47:30 2017 No.8551971 File: 60 KB, 855x640, Celery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:48:16 2017 No.8551972 >>8551947 >$8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:48:23 2017 No.8551973 File: 57 KB, 627x480, 1458514679101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551947 >$8 Fuck off with that

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:48:57 2017 No.8551977 >>8551963 >I'm so fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:49:52 2017 No.8551981 >>8551970 holy fuck I remember turkey dinner day at school smelled like sick for the next 2 days in the cafeteria

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:50:26 2017 No.8551987 >>8551963 Too far, man. Too far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:51:45 2017 No.8551990 >>8551970 at least that lunch looks like actual wholesome food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:52:01 2017 No.8551992 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, hurgin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:52:03 2017 No.8551993 File: 200 KB, 640x427, jelly bean steak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:52:04 2017 No.8551994 >>8551970 honestly that looks like one of the better lunches

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:53:07 2017 No.8551998 File: 10 KB, 273x184, spaghetti-o cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:53:53 2017 No.8551999 >>8551962 dude what the fuuuuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:54:18 2017 No.8552000 File: 29 KB, 500x378, toast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:55:05 2017 No.8552001 >>8551947 >Black What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:56:14 2017 No.8552005 >>8552000 >British "foodstuff"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:56:49 2017 No.8552007 WILL THERE EVER BE NEW FUCKING PICTURES IN THESE THREADS GOD DAMN

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:57:04 2017 No.8552009 File: 486 KB, 3204x2136, quesoritas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:57:47 2017 No.8552011 File: 186 KB, 1300x957, Jello-Salad_17801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551998 This isn't even that crazy compared to some Jell-o Salads. The pre-80s 20th century went a little crazy with the idea of instant gelatin

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:58:03 2017 No.8552014 File: 794 KB, 1280x720, Charlie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551993

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:58:05 2017 No.8552015 File: 51 KB, 570x360, Vader Burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this is a real burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:58:16 2017 No.8552016 File: 62 KB, 634x624, sausage and cereal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:58:18 2017 No.8552017 >>8552007 Ck doesnt make new content none of this shitty site still does

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:59:06 2017 No.8552023 >>8552011 This isn't real, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:59:28 2017 No.8552024 >>8551947 I think it means a bunch of black people get into a fight in line. And they're telling you to have your cellphone camera ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:59:31 2017 No.8552027 File: 191 KB, 575x430, chicken parmesan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 00:59:52 2017 No.8552028 >>8552007 Go to reddit's shittyfoodporn if you want "OC"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 01:00:49 2017 No.8552032 >>8552024 WURLSTAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 01:01:52 2017 No.8552036 File: 22 KB, 570x322, delicious 'za.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Feb 8 01:02:33 2017 No.8552038
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>>8552023
Instant Jello was invented in the early 20th century.
Housewives across America were amazed with the things they could make with this new product.
Why could put anything in Jello!
It wasn't until the 80s they began to realize that while they could put anything in Jello, maybe they shouldn't

Anonymous Wed Feb 8 01:27:22 2017 No.8552102
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Does anyone have a mirror of that Marie's Italian Sauce video? I went to show my roommate about the proper use of authentic wilted basil dunked in canola oil but she's apparently filed a copyright claim against the only copy I could find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:10:51 2017 No.8553237 >>8551961 this stupid shit made me laugh, wtf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:19:56 2017 No.8553253 File: 556 KB, 478x2562, whendisasterstrikes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551940

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:33:22 2017 No.8553286 File: 95 KB, 719x555, 1484336867252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551962 >>8551966 >those filenames either yuropoor or pablo is butthurt

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 11:35:16 2017 No.8553294 >>8552001 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 14:52:35 2017 No.8553829 File: 2.28 MB, 720x480, 1485681135973.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 14:57:05 2017 No.8553843 >>8551947 Sounds okay, it's just kind of like a taco in a cu- >doritos

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:00:38 2017 No.8553857 >Look at that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:03:06 2017 No.8553867 >>8553829 please link video

Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:07:28 2017 No.8553889
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>>8553829
Jack went on some Texan version of Dragons Den/shark tank and started crying when he got called out for being shit

https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:10:06 2017 No.8553903 File: 1.04 MB, 480x360, fmp sagara sweating.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551963

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:19:23 2017 No.8553925 >>8552000 Looks like the jolly green giant masturbated over that bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:21:43 2017 No.8553933 >>8553889 This looks like Busch Gardens in Virginia

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:31:52 2017 No.8553953 >>8552038 >tails on in the jello aaaaaargh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:40:03 2017 No.8553973 File: 23 KB, 720x515, 1436746320557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551963 visibly upset

Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:48:40 2017 No.8554003
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>>8552038
>>8552011
desu this is because in the 60s there was a big fad to re-create high society cooking and dishes using "middle class" ingredients

obviously it would end up horribly because just because a banana looks like a peeled durian and ham is a pork product just like capicola doesn't mean they taste the same.

this way to prepare food is called "aspic" and has been used for hundreds of years since refrigerators were not a thing so only the rich could afford it.

when instant aspic/jello was invented every housewife wanted to show off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 15:48:56 2017 No.8554004 File: 184 KB, 359x255, IMG_1313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551947 >>8551940 >people thought this was a good idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:16:04 2017 No.8554393 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, 1481455076840.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:22:21 2017 No.8554410 >>8551968 This made me deeply depressed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:26:52 2017 No.8554422 >>8551970 shieeeeeeeeeeet negro Ours were a fucking liquid with a few shreds of flesh and potato don't give me your lip when you got real ass carrots at yo salad bar

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:31:52 2017 No.8554432 >>8552015 To be clear, it's a quirk of french speakers to translate Darth Vader to Dark Vador

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:43:41 2017 No.8554465 >>8553889 >https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu HOLY FUCKING KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:50:14 2017 No.8554486 >>8553889 >>8553933 it's the german pavilion in epcot at walt disney world, actually

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 19:19:26 2017 No.8554578 >>8553953 They add crunch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 20:17:23 2017 No.8554798 >>8553829 This made me yell. I don't usually yell. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 22:38:59 2017 No.8555358 File: 293 KB, 482x393, mac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8552014

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 00:34:36 2017 No.8555833 File: 116 KB, 297x565, kingjack_panic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8553889 DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 01:17:09 2017 No.8555946 File: 444 KB, 800x600, drake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551962 >>8551966 meme tier. this looks fucking disgusting and would only appeal to fat slobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 01:29:55 2017 No.8555974 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1461630601039.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 01:47:55 2017 No.8556043 >>8551952 Did Michelle Obama cause this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 01:54:41 2017 No.8556067 File: 321 KB, 480x650, 1483670857726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8552001 fucking lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 03:00:51 2017 No.8556173 >>8553829 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BLACK LAGOON SHIT HE SPOONED ON? WERE THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE CARAMELIZED ONIONS?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 03:16:41 2017 No.8556201 >>8553843 >>8551957 how are doritos the bad part of it? they add a nice crunch, it's like a frito pie. the thing actually looks damn good but $8 is a fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 03:23:18 2017 No.8556213 File: 121 KB, 1068x695, 1256079873949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8556201 >the thing actually looks damn good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 03:25:37 2017 No.8556215 >>8551970 >tfw turkey dinner at my school was actual turkey slices and gravy despite everything else being shit, the lunches were decent. heard they are shit now tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 03:29:02 2017 No.8556222 >>8553889 >mfw he eats that hotdog better than he eats his wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:13:56 2017 No.8556868 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, 1486066698971.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:23:58 2017 No.8556890 >>8556868 What's the point of those holes? Why would someone want their knife to be lighter?

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:34:00 2017 No.8556929

>>8556890

To reduce friction between the blade and the food you're cutting (this is a common feature on a cheese knife, for example), and also to prevent capillary attraction from making wet foods (like vegetable slices) stick to the blade.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:40:16 2017 No.8556948 >>8556890 >>8556929 My mother has one of those made for TV shits. It's the scariest piece of garbage ever. Feels like it's going to snap

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:45:22 2017 No.8556959 File: 6 KB, 190x246, slicer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8556868 Get a cheese slicer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:45:46 2017 No.8556962 >>8556948 >Feels like it's going to snap Sharpen it so you don't have to press so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:46:47 2017 No.8556965 >>8556962 Those knives are serrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:49:17 2017 No.8556974 >>8556965 >>8556948 Then improve your cutting technique, and stop unsharpening it in the dish washer

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:51:34 2017 No.8556984 >>8556974 You really don't get it, do you. It's a made for tv sheet metal piece of shit with fine serrations that you're not meant to sharpen

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:52:08 2017 No.8556987 File: 68 KB, 516x290, How-To-Sharpen-A-Serrated-Knife2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8556965 You can still sharpen a serrated knife bro. It just takes a different tool than for a typical knife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:54:38 2017 No.8556996 >>8552016 >>8551993 Makes me want ti turn kosher

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:55:27 2017 No.8556999 >>8556987 Wot ? Is that a car key ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:57:05 2017 No.8557004 >>8556987 >>8556984

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 10:58:49 2017 No.8557011 >>8556999 No, it's a sharpening tool for serrated knives. It's a slightly tapered cylinder covered with diamond abrasive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:17:15 2017 No.8557066 >>8557011 Why would you put a sharpening tool on your car key ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:18:47 2017 No.8557071 >>8557066 You wouldn't. It has nothing to do with a car key.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:19:46 2017 No.8557076 >>8557071 Then why did you put it there faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:20:01 2017 No.8557078 >>8557071 Yeah that's what I though, prick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:22:59 2017 No.8557084 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, 1486067729553.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Yellow Mug Thu Feb 9 11:24:31 2017 No.8557086 File: 533 KB, 2823x711, IMG_1210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8556999 Have you never seen one before?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:26:53 2017 No.8557091 File: 19 KB, 540x338, Transponder-car-key.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557086 Have you you city dwelling public transportation juvenile buffoon ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:31:30 2017 No.8557104 >>8557091 Why do you keep talking about car keys? The sharpening tool may have a superficial resemblance, but it's already been explained that it's not a fucking car key.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:31:41 2017 No.8557105 >>8551947 Taco Blizzard my ass thats just a walking taco in a cup

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:35:29 2017 No.8557112 >>8557084 This is my favorite webm on this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:37:00 2017 No.8557119 >>8551962 Oh God oh God why hath the Lord put a Canon genst self-slaughter oh God how I wish this too too solid flesh would melt away and resolve itself to a dew

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:45:24 2017 No.8557144 >>8551961 >have friend who is so inept at cooking I literally had to walk him through cooking pasta once It baffles me. I found out when he broke up with his gf he just bought premade meals from the grocery deli for six months another he found another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 11:56:05 2017 No.8557171 >>8556201 Probs at a wrestling meet or something similar they have these at alot of HS sporting events in the south and every thing is over priced

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:02:54 2017 No.8557193 File: 851 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20170208-074451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:03:13 2017 No.8557195 File: 9 KB, 256x384, FB_IMG_1485213073255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8553925

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:04:22 2017 No.8557199 File: 38 KB, 500x414, FB_IMG_1485406235487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8552009

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:06:06 2017 No.8557206 File: 959 KB, 1080x1325, 1436306404745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:08:15 2017 No.8557216 File: 89 KB, 650x1053, 1450094508086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:11:05 2017 No.8557222 File: 95 KB, 1280x850, 1446128668495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sous vide any one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:12:24 2017 No.8557227 File: 62 KB, 600x600, 1441757697861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eggs Benedict cooked well done

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:16:36 2017 No.8557238 File: 1.51 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-09-21-14-19-25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:18:32 2017 No.8557242 File: 652 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-11-08-11-34-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:20:19 2017 No.8557248 File: 1.09 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-08-27-14-50-49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:22:20 2017 No.8557254 File: 883 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-08-11-21-21-05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Food Network is a joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:25:19 2017 No.8557264 File: 1.61 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-07-08-20-28-45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:26:38 2017 No.8557267 >>8554003 I too have access to wikipedia

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:30:02 2017 No.8557276 File: 1.20 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-10-06-13-26-06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:34:04 2017 No.8557295 Do mericans really eat all this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:39:34 2017 No.8557309 >>8557295 you people truly are obsessed with us

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 12:48:43 2017 No.8557341 >>8557264 don't know about that video, but ramen pizzas are decent

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:00:49 2017 No.8557380 >>8551952 >TruMoo I thought these kinds of names for food products existed only in cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:06:39 2017 No.8557397 >>8557193 That looks absolutely fine. It's just lentils with sausages and what appears to be potatoes. While the presentation could be better, it's an excellent and nutritious dish. End yourself.

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:08:02 2017 No.8557402

>>8552038
Mmmmmm, shrimp congealed in dirty dishwater.....

The least they could have done was use a cocktail sauce based aspic or use another liquid ingredient to make a more pleasing appearance. Who knows, that might taste great, for a shrimp salad, but it looks like HELL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:25:55 2017 No.8557450 >>8557397 Oh your the same cuck from the last thread fuck you this looks nasty as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:37:45 2017 No.8557488 >>8551952 is that an apple inside an apple? what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:40:52 2017 No.8557501 >>8557216 I fucking laugh out loud every time. The crudely carved cake with the crudely placed cookies was enough but those teeth made me lose it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 13:49:46 2017 No.8557538 >>8557450 It LOOKS nasty, but the ingredients would work fine together. It's just a shitty photographer with a camera phone getting a picture for Instagram. It looks fine, grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 14:57:15 2017 No.8557785 >>8552015 Pretty patties rule

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 14:59:20 2017 No.8557791 >>8552015 Martin Burger King

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 15:10:19 2017 No.8557829 >>8551993 It's called milksteak you rapacious cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 15:14:48 2017 No.8557847 >>8556987 That's not sharpening that's honing you ignorant fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 15:16:10 2017 No.8557851 >>8557450 >same cuck You're a moron. Lentil soup is brown and will look like "nasty" to your childish eyes that are accustomed to only the most colorful dishes. "Ew it's brown so it's yucky!" Please make everyone a favor and never cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 15:28:45 2017 No.8557891 >>8554393 just because you can doesn't mean you should

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 16:00:43 2017 No.8558004 File: 55 KB, 440x330, natto_toast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8552000 kind of looks like natto on toast, which also looks like kidney beans on toast after a bukakke

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 16:17:13 2017 No.8558067 >>8557071 THEN HOW START CAR?

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 16:26:14 2017 No.8558104

>>8557397

The problem is that the hot dogs aren't chopped up enough, so they might as well not even be in the soup. They should be evenly distributed so the flavors can mix better. Second, the potatos don't even look cooked. Like she just sliced em and put them into the soup. Third, there is not enough water in there, or she boiled it too long, so it looks like a pasty mess.

Trust me, my family taught me all about lentil soup and how to properly prepare it. when you're on a budget, there's no second chances in cooking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 16:35:37 2017 No.8558142 File: 7 KB, 512x500, 1442074420716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8558067

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 17:26:49 2017 No.8558326 >>8551962 Wouldnt that shit be soggy before the buyer even gets it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 17:32:13 2017 No.8558357 >>8558104 This is an spanish dish. And its a stew. So the water amout is correct. Also the potatoes are fine. Finally, those are not Hot dogs, it's botifarra or llonganissa, chuncky pork meat with black pepper stuffed in the intestine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 17:33:36 2017 No.8558365 >>8558357 Just reades the caption. It's chorizo. The same thing but with paprika and garlic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 20:52:32 2017 No.8559194 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1466461310357.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 20:57:40 2017 No.8559223 >>8552102 Mirror got shut down bruh, only weebms now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 20:59:38 2017 No.8559233 >>8559194 Autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 21:02:10 2017 No.8559245 >>8559233 I think an autist could figure out a grill, Ja/ck/ is a full retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 21:21:13 2017 No.8559349 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1453867066778.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 21:36:41 2017 No.8559412 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x720, 1483030137855.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 21:42:58 2017 No.8559435 File: 122 KB, 1268x707, 1464553562800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559412 >that smug flick of the tongue

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 22:00:00 2017 No.8559503 File: 15 KB, 156x167, 1453963841215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559349 >>8559412 These are too lewd, should be food porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 22:21:30 2017 No.8559611 File: 120 KB, 728x690, 1447527052743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559194

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 22:28:10 2017 No.8559632 File: 50 KB, 640x360, kingjack_best_sausage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559611

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 22:32:37 2017 No.8559648

>>8552038
You have to remember that advertising agencies would pay tons of money to the housewiving magazines to place a product. Good Housekeeping was loaded with this kind of shit, all paid for handsomely by the ad agencies and their customers. Americans have always been the slaves of advertisers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:02:41 2017 No.8559785 >>8559194 I only started using a propane grill last summer. How can my autistic ass stop this shit from happening when I make burgers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:13:41 2017 No.8559817 >>8559785 He didn't clean his grill before using those grates. They specifically tell you not to do that (in bold letters) so as long as you follow instructions you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:17:50 2017 No.8559827 >>8559817 thanks senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:21:27 2017 No.8559841 File: 229 KB, 736x985, brisket parfait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551947 Looks good, what are you all, a bunch of faggots?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:26:50 2017 No.8559868 >>8553829 The catsup thing is okay. If I'm going to eat that shitty condiment I'd prefer it have horseradish and worcestershire in it. But that Satan spooge at the end is fucking horrendous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:36:13 2017 No.8559924 >>8557851 I have fucking made it before this looks like a fuck abortion

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:38:26 2017 No.8559934 >>8559785 throw it away and stop the cooking on a toy that's how you avoid autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:39:36 2017 No.8559941 File: 61 KB, 480x458, 10percent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8553857 t. midwestern trophy wife she's thinner than the neighbor's wife, and she can "cook"!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:45:44 2017 No.8559967 >>8559841 my fucking hearts looking at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:46:01 2017 No.8559972 >>8559841 Is that Milwaukee?

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:46:32 2017 No.8559976
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>>8557847
well actually, that tool is small rod covered in DIAMOND abrasive:

>>8557011

so technically, since DIAMOND is harder than metal, it IS sharpening, you fucking cock mongler. kys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:47:01 2017 No.8559977 File: 67 KB, 752x501, wo96s0s-752x501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559841 holy christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:48:45 2017 No.8559987 File: 2.81 MB, 500x524, obama-mic-drop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557091 >>8557104 fucking pwnd. you know damn well it ain't a car key, faggot. and YOU GOT FUCKING PWND!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:48:51 2017 No.8559988 >>8559972 You better believe it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:51:11 2017 No.8559999 >>8559987 stop.

Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:51:24 2017 No.8560000

>>8556222
God, can you imagine making out with Jack?
>He'd probably engulf your whole freakin' face with his leathery man lips
>His breath would stink with a slurry of condiments
>He can't work things properly, so he'd likely destroy your bra hooks/zippers, then complain that they don't work right
>His fat hands pawing your junk
>Probably has some "dirty talk" he thinks is sexy, like "I'm gonna get you juicy".

His wife deserves some kinda medal is all I'm sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:51:25 2017 No.8560001 >>8559988 Fuck. There's a gourmet hot dog vendor there... the pretzel roll, my god. I think it was $14. I'm not a Brewer fan, from Chicago in Milwaukee but you just gave me new reason to take in a game or two dozen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:53:45 2017 No.8560010 File: 77 KB, 800x450, 1446430068210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560000 His wife is no treasure herself

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:56:30 2017 No.8560023 File: 1.97 MB, 400x400, 1484446090009.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559999 stop what? calling you out for being a PWND FAG!!!1!!1! why don't you stop shitting up the board with your nonsense and go KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 9 23:57:49 2017 No.8560030 >>8559987 Then why is on a key chain

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:08:27 2017 No.8560054 >>8551971 Anyone got the link to her making pickles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:08:52 2017 No.8560055 >>8559412 I didn't know Ariel Rebel had such shitty taste in food...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:10:47 2017 No.8560058 File: 697 KB, 640x628, dSr82KL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:30:10 2017 No.8560117 >>8553889 Top fucking lel. He needs more harsh critics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:36:13 2017 No.8560134 File: 122 KB, 1280x720, jack_training_for_palestine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560117 You have to admit that he can deepthroat a loaded hot dog pretty well

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:38:27 2017 No.8560139 >>8551962 >chips >white onions >pinto beans >black beans?? >beets???? >olives? >fucking 3 different sauces >tajin >HOLY SALT >two more sauces >fucking CLAMATO can any tacofags explain what the fuck is up with this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:55:08 2017 No.8560202 >>8560134 why does jack always under cook everything? is that his schtick? did somebody hit him in the face with a well done steak as a child and ever since hes been afraid of cooked meals? i seen him UNDERCOOK A LEMON MERINGUE PIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 00:56:51 2017 No.8560208 >>8551992 I hate everything about this picture. I can smell and taste that monstrosity through the monitor and I want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:16:05 2017 No.8560247 has anyone ever replicated sundae ramen and posted it

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:16:12 2017 No.8560248 >>8554003 Apparently the ham and bananas wasn't that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehkk9bxGRzo

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:21:14 2017 No.8560259 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1466485854749.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560202

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:26:12 2017 No.8560276 >>8553829 My reaction to this would have become a staple in peoples reaction folders >horse...radish? >nig- is that vanilla extract >some kind of weird dipping sau- >WHAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:34:58 2017 No.8560299 >>8560259 This is so incredibly gross and awful. I don't know how he can see this and not think "I really should do this again and not upload this fuck up."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:45:06 2017 No.8560325 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, 1470606153060.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a graceful King

Anonymous Fri Feb 10 01:56:03 2017 No.8560371
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>>8560299
that is a blooper, the recipe he was copying was shit and he had to bake it like three times.

Jack Posters are telling you everyday that Scalfani of Cooking With Jack can't cook; well how could this be?
He is a saucier, he has a cooking show, and frequently is a guest at Tennessee and frankly the World's stage. Would that man be unable to cook? Of course he can.

He shows mistakes, for entertainment, and for education. EduTainment.

Yes he is Fat, and yes His wife is a heavy too, but no, Jack is a very able, and F as in Frankly good chef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:00:13 2017 No.8560381 >>8560371 Oh hey, Jack showed up to a /ck/ thread at last! How much do you weigh? 340 pounds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:01:28 2017 No.8560386 >>8560371 i'd let him bend me over desu we could chow down on some mayo afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:03:04 2017 No.8560392 File: 89 KB, 434x325, wow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTktL2P0OMA

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:03:35 2017 No.8560396 File: 530 KB, 1548x936, kingjack_just_symmetry_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560371 We've finally summoned the JDF

Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:05:52 2017 No.8560402
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>>8560381
your lashing out at me doesn't make you any less wrong. He did redo it. He uploaded a correctly baked Chess Pie.
The irony is you uploaded such an incorrect post about someone else being a fuck up.

I have no idea how much Jack weighs, but he's been slimming up lately. Relatively speaking

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:36:52 2017 No.8560475 File: 12 KB, 200x200, 1479527231276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559194 >He put his phone on the styrofoam the chicken came in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 02:54:31 2017 No.8560516 >>8557238 At first I thought that said General Tso's Spaghettio's

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:08:35 2017 No.8560544 >>8552102 heres a video of it being done better in case you wanted that maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7BeGj38J4k

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:14:01 2017 No.8560558 >>8551947 At $4 and if the chili was stacked directly on the Doritos to soften it up I might be in on this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:15:52 2017 No.8560565 >>8560325 Nobody told him that dropping shit in hot oil like a child was a bad idea? Wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:34:00 2017 No.8560590 >>8556173 Beets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:36:28 2017 No.8560596 >>8559412 never gonna jerk it to this bitch ever again

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:39:21 2017 No.8560601 >>8560023 xD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:40:50 2017 No.8560605 >>8560402 t. Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:44:12 2017 No.8560616 File: 417 KB, 4128x2322, 1448408936461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:48:37 2017 No.8560623 File: 83 KB, 625x635, sub-buzz-23385-1484310014-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 03:49:49 2017 No.8560627 File: 1.10 MB, 1070x1238, Screen Shot 2015-11-09 at 6.14.58 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 04:12:02 2017 No.8560674 File: 28 KB, 533x440, Dennis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8555358 What are you doing? Are you staring at them!? Stop it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 04:29:02 2017 No.8560699 >>8560139 It's just straight up a junk food tower, and that's fairly normal practice in Tacoland

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 04:37:11 2017 No.8560708 >>8552027 That's chicken fried steak bro they don't have potatoes and corn with parm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 06:38:02 2017 No.8560871 File: 494 KB, 500x259, 1382318856981.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8559988 >>8559999 >>8560000 3 in a row

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 06:44:32 2017 No.8560882 >>8560616 cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 06:49:48 2017 No.8560883 >>8554465 wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 06:52:53 2017 No.8560889 >>8556868 made me laugh irl, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 06:54:41 2017 No.8560892 >>8557084 this fat idiot. he is so dull, i be you could fist him elbow deep without him noticing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 07:00:29 2017 No.8560904 >>8560023 >2017 >not giving your salt extra airtime

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 07:02:56 2017 No.8560909 File: 76 KB, 476x399, 1383599725222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560000 >"I'm gonna get you juicy".

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 07:27:37 2017 No.8560937 File: 30 KB, 550x365, fingers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557254 sounds like a fingerbun, the patrician choice for aussie kids at the bakery. I dunno if they exist elsewhere in the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 07:40:01 2017 No.8560952 File: 2.44 MB, 448x246, 1486610030677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551963

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 07:42:01 2017 No.8560955 File: 30 KB, 480x366, 1485346836888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551966 >>8551962

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 09:01:52 2017 No.8561114 >>8560202 I saw your post and it fits how I feel so well I legit was confused for a moment because I didn't remember posting that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 11:53:10 2017 No.8561516 >>8552036 Nothing wrong here. Just a classic 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 12:13:58 2017 No.8561566 >>8560371 The reason why he's successful is: 1 people who laugh at him 2 people who can't stop looking at trainwrecks 3 clueless idiots like you who don't realize how harmful his earnest attempts at "education" are

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 12:27:58 2017 No.8561615 File: 951 KB, 720x404, 1461546260745.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What mastery of technique

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 14:16:03 2017 No.8561948 File: 61 KB, 453x604, wing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:03:58 2017 No.8562082 File: 57 KB, 445x459, rage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8561615 > Shredded cheese on a poutine

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:33:15 2017 No.8562161 >>8554465 > it's about my reputation

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:38:36 2017 No.8562174 >>8557206 How is this even working? That looks like a convection oven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:44:18 2017 No.8562192 >>8560937 Britain, we have the middle. Used to have one every day at school. Fairy bread though, that is fucking messed up.

Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:50:48 2017 No.8562213

>>8561566
>s-salmonella, how is he not dead?! Won't anyone stop this mad man before he poisons himself and viewers?!

Calm down, Nancy, he's not doing any damage. Maybe spend some time browsing the want ads instead or improve yourself instead of numerating your hayseed theories about why someone who is better than you is better than you. Rise up to the challenge of a new day.

God bless, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 15:58:15 2017 No.8562240 >>8551993 Africa?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 16:23:37 2017 No.8562306 >>8562213 He's certainly not better than me at cookery nor at leading a healthy lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 16:24:39 2017 No.8562312 >>8561948 Is this one of the famous black irish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:18:45 2017 No.8562643 >>8562174 electric stove my man

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:24:06 2017 No.8562666 File: 29 KB, 480x480, 1482950748122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557084 DUAL WIELD!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:26:42 2017 No.8562680 >>8557488 it's an apple quartered eye-tard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:28:21 2017 No.8562688 >>8552005 That aint British, i can assure you. Look further to home fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:35:29 2017 No.8562707 >>8560475 Posted hundreds of times every GIF >original Get back to sniffing a family members underwear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:37:45 2017 No.8562715 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1468130287910_0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 18:49:20 2017 No.8562743 File: 153 KB, 900x806, 1483371003779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557084

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:03:35 2017 No.8562782 >>8557295 *people from the UK

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:05:12 2017 No.8562787 >>8559194 Wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:27:25 2017 No.8562869 File: 174 KB, 960x640, 778860-960x720-party-mettigel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557216

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:31:35 2017 No.8562884 >>8556999 >You're twistin' my melon man, you know you talk so hip man You're twistin' my melon man, Call the COPS!!! dur dur dur durr dur dur durrrr dur dur durrr dur dur Unicorn fetus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:44:17 2017 No.8562925 >>8562082 da fuck you on about thats chips, gravy and shredded cheese some parts of England been doing this for hundreds of years some times even lumpy cheese. What the fuck is a poontang you fucking gay french bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:54:50 2017 No.8562946 >>8557791 underrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 19:56:07 2017 No.8562952 >>8562869 >Italian cuisine When will these greasy, feminine long haired mummy boy plumbers ever learn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:12:14 2017 No.8562994 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, pussyeating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:21:02 2017 No.8563020 >>8551962 >>>pol>>>

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:28:09 2017 No.8563040 File: 86 KB, 400x533, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:31:43 2017 No.8563050 File: 43 KB, 528x396, Transcend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8562925 You're supposed to use cheese curds, Ahmed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:36:35 2017 No.8563069 >>8553889 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:47:21 2017 No.8563111 >>8560623 no matter how many times i see this disgusting shit it's still astounding someone did this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:50:54 2017 No.8563127 >>8551992 just imaging the consistency of that much mayo with mustard and baloney...makes my stomach hurt. an image physically makes me hurt. and want to vomit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:52:09 2017 No.8563134 >>8551993 hope they boiled it over hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 20:55:32 2017 No.8563150 >>8563050 What do the curds taste like? I always wondered the difference between them. I prefer chips, cheese, half chilli/half garlic

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 21:00:08 2017 No.8563169 >>8563040 I had this for breakfast, minus the onions. Also, just a plain flour tortilla. It's a decent poor boy breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 21:35:25 2017 No.8563302 this plus his entire channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1U-L0CsWRs

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 22:00:57 2017 No.8563397 >>8557206 /fit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 22:08:53 2017 No.8563442 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X4y0LsgVhQ this faggot also takes requests

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 22:09:41 2017 No.8563447 >>8554003 Have made plantains with mozzarella and bacon, wasn't bad at all. Haven't ever cooked bananas tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 10 22:50:20 2017 No.8563588 >>8562715 What in the fuck.

Anonymous Sat Feb 11 00:15:58 2017 No.8563915
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i think i understand jack.

he's the guy that discovers most of the batshit crazy food for county fairs. he's insane and his recipes are shit but i could see some of them showing up at a sketchy fair

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:05:50 2017 No.8564067 >>8553829 I'd recognize those fat nubs anywhere! I'm shocked the meat was cooked for once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:07:15 2017 No.8564072 >>8553889 Even the duck is disappointed in him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:11:44 2017 No.8564085 >>8563915 I really need to see the video this is about again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:13:35 2017 No.8564089 >>8557105 Looks like it came out someone's ass at high speed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:14:40 2017 No.8564093 >>8557185 This is scarier than some of the green text on /x/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:20:17 2017 No.8564115 >>8552000 Is that fucking lard and green peas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:26:23 2017 No.8564131 >>8554393 christ i hate these normiebook-style cooking videos so much cancer in such a short video

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 01:28:41 2017 No.8564135 >>8554393 So, is this a cocktail or a soup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 02:38:35 2017 No.8564348 8557248 Why the fuck is this in a gore thread? Those look cool as fuck I'd eat those all day. You realize it's just bite size Nigiri and not actually a cupcake right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 03:20:23 2017 No.8564415 File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, 1461696067548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 03:49:50 2017 No.8564462 >>8557222 ribbed for your pleasure :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 05:00:02 2017 No.8564560 >>8556868 is this man legitimately retarded? i want to see him tie his shoes

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 05:45:30 2017 No.8564606 File: 2.89 MB, 480x320, 1485713402890.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8564560 He is an actual retard and he wears velcro shoes

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 06:41:07 2017 No.8564707 >>8557084 /K/ooking with /k/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 07:45:21 2017 No.8564772 >>8559223 mamma mia shut it down

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 08:01:31 2017 No.8564800 >>8560392 this video is comfy to be quite honest

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 09:15:10 2017 No.8564928 >>8562715 Nigga what the actual fuck

>>	TiredHungry Sat Feb 11 10:06:52 2017 No.8565059 File: 48 KB, 308x365, IMG_1054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8552015 So curious to eat only these for a day to gauge my shit blackness

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:09:24 2017 No.8565202 >>8564415 What the fuck is this? Why is he using so much butter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:36:17 2017 No.8565276 >>8564348 It's a fact that just a piece of nigiri in a cupcake wrapper and they are saying it's a completely new thing their whole app is just cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:40:08 2017 No.8565284 File: 1.01 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-10-18-21-47-26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:42:26 2017 No.8565286 File: 990 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2016-07-08-19-50-01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565284 Girl forgot a lamb lag in the altosham over night sitting at 90°f it fucking stank the next day

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:42:39 2017 No.8565288 I never want to eat. I'm erroding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Hi4I4NP1o&t=2s

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:47:54 2017 No.8565299 >>8559349 OIL NICE AND COLD

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:51:52 2017 No.8565309 >>8551947 Wow, black AND olives? I might have to give this a try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:52:22 2017 No.8565311 >>8551962 >Using regular potato chips for nachos Never have I been so immediately repulsed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:52:27 2017 No.8565312 >>8554003 the black shit at the tips of those bananas are why bananas make me gag to this day

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:52:57 2017 No.8565315 File: 411 KB, 522x493, 1428899198465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560000 >"I'm gonna get you juicy"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:54:00 2017 No.8565320 >>8551966 it's from mexico tho, they put hominy on it. also would totally eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:57:07 2017 No.8565329 File: 272 KB, 505x640, 1477103881525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jack thread its been too long

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 11:58:55 2017 No.8565335 >>8559841 >nothing but plain potatoes at the end

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:00:29 2017 No.8565341 File: 1.81 MB, 390x300, 1387034586787.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557380 Welcome to american public school lunches

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:03:40 2017 No.8565349 >>8555974 christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:22:04 2017 No.8565396 >>8559194 >the way that chicken flops around how has he not died yet, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:27:15 2017 No.8565418 File: 36 KB, 540x808, 1486706765527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8562715

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:28:30 2017 No.8565424 File: 315 KB, 720x404, take me home Jack roads.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] going to break out a foil Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:36:39 2017 No.8565451 >>8551962 How do you possibly eat this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:41:18 2017 No.8565458 >>8562082 If the cheese were melted it'd be fine but no it's just straight shredded cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:42:20 2017 No.8565461 >>8562192 F-fairy bread isn't real, is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:42:23 2017 No.8565462 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, jack_Nice_and_Hot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565458 Jack doesn't melt his cheese, he is dairy ascendant

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:43:30 2017 No.8565466 File: 41 KB, 480x640, happy dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8557791 tip top kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:47:21 2017 No.8565476 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, Jack_Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:48:02 2017 No.8565478 >>8557276 I remember the guy just before Christmas that was making the Hitler cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:55:27 2017 No.8565496 >>8557185 NOOOOOOOO. YOU CAN SEE THE RAW. FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:55:38 2017 No.8565498 File: 2.87 MB, 720x480, JackCornDogs-Episode2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565462 Jack is an expert at getting the perfect temperature of his oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 12:58:38 2017 No.8565508 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, 'ack_'za.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565462 gotta get the melted cheese off

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 13:00:54 2017 No.8565515 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, JackGoza (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565508 Ja/ck/ really knows his way around a pizza ;) webm related

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 13:01:28 2017 No.8565517 >>8565335 >he can't eat one of God's best foods plain

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 13:06:13 2017 No.8565532 File: 2.54 MB, 640x360, Jack_Stirred.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565515 Pizza is the every man food, and Ja/ck/ is the every man chef seems to make sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 13:50:17 2017 No.8565674 File: 495 KB, 499x233, 1466800336947.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551947 >>8551947

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:06:26 2017 No.8565720 >>8564415 Butter! Nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:14:37 2017 No.8565742 File: 14 KB, 345x365, 1373382040443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8551947 >lettuce in a taco >chesse in a taco >cream in a taco >motherfucking OLIVES in a taco >doritos >8 dollarydoos

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:16:07 2017 No.8565746 File: 112 KB, 1280x720, IMG_1107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8565515

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:16:41 2017 No.8565749 >>8556890 speed holes

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:17:22 2017 No.8565751 >>8565476 how do you prevent this? it doesn't happen as badly to me but it still happens just cook it longer? higher temperature?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:17:23 2017 No.8565752 >>8565476 You think that's what his stool looks like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:20:35 2017 No.8565760 >>8557397 You tell em wifey

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:22:32 2017 No.8565767 >>8557222 >checked Those are some good protein infused dogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:24:44 2017 No.8565774 >>8557264 that's some good rameza

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:29:43 2017 No.8565783 >>8559349 Instead of actually doing editing work and reducing the batter he just says fuck it and succumbs to the spill. Autistic I know but it says volumes about him. Also that oil errytime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 14:33:31 2017 No.8565800 >>8560325 that is nigga tier, oil fear

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 15:00:28 2017 No.8565899 >>8552023 This is literally real, I took a culinary class and we learned about it and made one. Real vile shit jello salad, they really did put whatever the fuck crossed their minds into that shit, regardless of reason or sense.

Anonymous Sat Feb 11 20:51:22 2017 No.8566992

>>8557295
yeah. we have to have them all everyday. "rations" are given out every week, containing every ingredient necessary for these dishes. Failure to comply is met with forced inprisonment and Capitol Punishment in the form of Starvation, followed by force feeding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 23:17:31 2017 No.8567363 >>8557206 That's actually pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 11 23:20:29 2017 No.8567376 File: 37 KB, 400x600, Raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8560623

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