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Didn't see one.

Have to go to a wedding today. Got hammered last night. Will definitely get drunk again tonight. Drinking rolling rock and waiting on Chinese delivery.

My gf's parents are in town and I'm hoping they don't want to see how I live.

How are the rest of my people doing.

>> No.8539094

it scares me to say this but do any anons get the feeling that they're not going to live very long?

>> No.8539097

>>8539094

I've felt that way since I was 12, and I'm now 30.
Life just keeps disappointing me. That's why I keep drinking.

>> No.8539100

>>8539091
Local burger and ultimate bloody mary type place got its first franchise in my backyard, formerly a 20 minute drive away.

Time to get a nice morning buzz. The only question is: burger and beers, or meal in a glass?

>> No.8539102

>>8539091
drank a sixer of porter while marathoning anime.

Wish I wasn't such a pathetic faggot and actually did shit on Friday nights.

>> No.8539105

Is there any real reason to not drink? I feel like I don't mind if I'd live from 70 to 80 so I wouldn't really mind having a poor liver. I'm just curious as to how much time will be shaved off my life in the future if I am drinking often

>> No.8539110

>>8539102
Would you think it'd be cooler to go be loud obnoxious dicks with other people who are out drinking at a bonfire or something? Personally I prefer drinking alone

>> No.8539111

>>8539100
how hungover are you?

>> No.8539117

>>8539111
Not at all, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

>> No.8539125

>>8539117
get food but get drunk first. If i know i'm hungry and have money I'll generally sink like 4-5 beers and then eat.

good buzz and then you can keep that ball rolling.

>> No.8539134

>>8539110
Yes? Not all of us are socially retarded.

>> No.8539137

>>8539134
If that is your idea of fun then you might wanna check who's retarded

>> No.8539145

>>8539134
>>8539137
Protip you're both retarded as shit.

>> No.8539148

>>8539145
Elaborate as to why

>> No.8539149

>>8539125
This right here. If you eat first you'll spend hours chasing a good buzz.

>> No.8539151

>>8539110
Neurotypical people enjoy socialising and interacting with others.

>> No.8539153

Im sick of fucking being hungover all the time. I hate this shit

>> No.8539155

>>8539151
you're on an al/ck/ thread on a slow board on 4chan. Not OP, but there's clearly something wrong with you. Just embrace it. It's like shitty family here.

>> No.8539156

>>8539151
Getting drunk with buddies and being loud tools is not my idea of a good time. Enjoy having the mind of a teenager for the rest of your life

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8539159

>>8539153
me too man, me too.

Isn't this image the most real interpretation of an al/ck/ hangover or minor detox.

>> No.8539373

What's al/ck/'s preferred liqueur to drink straight? What does it taste like?
Preferably high ABV
>inb4 liqueur isn't for drinking straight
anything 25% ABV or higher around here is about the same price unless it's some fancy brand name shit, maybe 10-15% extra for a liqueur like Limoncello over straight vodka

>> No.8539386

Just stirred up a bloody mary over here. No prospects, no real reason to live. At least there is Trump, so I have to see what transpires.
>>8539373
I really wouldn't recommend drinking limoncello. Way to much sweetness and sugar I would say. If you want high content just chase shots of Turkey 101.

>> No.8539389

>>8539373
I drink 20~25 shots of fireball a night. Doesn't taste good but it 33 percent and goes down smooth, don't need chaser and easy on stomach

>> No.8539392

>>8539153
I don't get this. I drink most nights and am almost never hungover. How much are you guys drinking? And do you rehydrate during the day? A few gulps of juice or water before bed goes a long way too if you can tell you are really trashed

>> No.8539406

>>8539392
When you go down the path there's always a period where it's impossible to get hungover like no matter how much you drink, because your body is so used to it. Keep drinking however and the hangovers will return and be worse than ever.
I don't get hungover because I have backed it down a bit, but say if I got super trashed on liquor I'd probably wake up shaking in the morning with crippling anxiety that only more booze would fix.

>> No.8539423

>>8539156
So you're old. I get it now.

>> No.8539424

>>8539386
>Turkey 101
What does it taste like? I'll look for it next time I go shopping
>>8539389
My gf does that, she can go through most of a bottle if she wants, way too spicy for me, but otherwise I'll admit it's pretty smooth

>> No.8539432

>>8539156
as opposed to getting drunk alone and jacking off to babby animes instead of having friends to drink with?

If you don't like camping, grilling, and drinking in like-minded company then you're just a faggot.

>> No.8539436

>>8539094
I don't really care anymore. I drink everyday and I took smoking up again. My life seems like ground hog day but weekly repeat instead. I might take one more go at getting sober and sorting out my life but I need to find something to live for again. I have been trying to play guitar more, I play better after a few drinks though so we shall see

>> No.8539450

>>8539424
Wild turkey 101 is 101 proof bourbon
>>8539392
What the other anon said is true. Ive been a daily drinker for well over a decade now and i feel like the older i get my hangovers get worse and i get hangovers from drinking less. I have 10-15 drinks a night and if i get up to the higher end of that range i have bad hangovers. The last couple weeks ive been trying to cut back considerably but i kinda slipped up the past two nights

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8539452

how do you all score?

>> No.8539459

>>8539452
I was gonna say ninth, but then I saw that it said week instead of day.

>> No.8539466

>>8539450
Oh. So it tastes like alcohol, then. Like I said, stuff like that is usually only slightly cheaper than liqueur so I'd rather go for something with a nice flavor if I can help it, but I'll check the price on that stuff anyways

>> No.8539498

I keep pushing my teeth very hard every time I drink
I need to stop it, I'm real afraid I'm gonna lose my teeth like some other guy in these threads

>> No.8539516

Started dude lmao'ing to curb my drinking. Was working well until my only sort-of friend got engaged, which I should be very happy for her about but I can only make it about how lonely my selfish ass is.
And I just don't wanna get high that sad

>> No.8539517

>>8539159
im recovering from a 4 day bender....this is accurate
ive been completely unable to function today and have barelymoved....only to get more water, and toast

>>8539452
top decile

welp im gonna die if i dont stop this.......gotta keep trying my best to stay sober for good.

>> No.8539553

>>8539452
eighth here
anyone know some good ciders? started trying them but I don't know what's what

>> No.8539562

how did you guys become alcoholic?

>> No.8539568

>>8539562

I liked drinking.
So I drank more.
Now I can't stop drinking.

>> No.8539575

Sorry guys, but this threads are more [r9k] related than /ck/.

>> No.8539580

>>8539562
i had a bad childhood
a lot of neglect involved
parents were/are heavy drinkers, infact all my family are, and every occaison would involve alcohol for them. so i am surrounded by it always.
first drink at 12
started drinking heavy most weekends when i was 15
drinking became a very normal thing for me.
by 18 i got drunk every friday, saturday sunday
19 drinking every night
eventually start self harming because self hatred for my problem
try killing myself a couple of times.
at the worst i was drinking 1L of vodka a day playing surgeon with my arms and legs.

get kicked out of my living place
it was like a boiling a frog. the temperature was cold, and it got slowly hotter. before i knew it i was burning

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8539583

>>8539568
>tfw

>> No.8539584

>>8539575
Found the newfag

>> No.8539590

>>8539575
get out of my building

>> No.8539598

>>8539562
My friends kept telling me it was a bad idea to drink alone every night. They were right.

>> No.8539604

>>8539598

Don't understand what the deal is with
>drinking alone

How else am I supposed to drink

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>>8539580
>1l of vodka

I wish i could afford something so luxurious, near the end before i got sober, I was drinking around 6l of cheap cider everyday. £3 for 3litres, cheap and cheerful used to say.

>> No.8539614

>>8539452
How many "drinks" are in a 355ml bottle. I can't seem to find a definitive answer.

>> No.8539617

>>8539614
*375ml I mean

>> No.8539626

>>8539604
normies drink and talk with people
its literally impossible
>>8539612
i couldnt really, i was pretty sure i was going to kill myself, so i didnt care about spending money i didnt technically have.

>>8539612
man thats a lot of fluids
what was it? i found bottles that a 2 a pop, which i had to resort to drinking a few times.
i dont ever want to spend money on alcohol again

>> No.8539637

>>8539612
>£3 for 3litres
Wish I could find anything like that around here

>> No.8539646

>>8539617
Its about 8 standard drinks (assuming 80 proof) going by us version of standard drink.

>> No.8539652

>>8539614
depends on proof

>> No.8539662

>>8539452
This makes me feel a little better.

At least I'm not above average within the top decile.

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>>8539637
It fucked all the lining in my stomach bruh, if i try and down anything it just comes straight back up now.

>>8539626
Eventually i got hooked on heroin too so all my money ended up going to that so i had to take up shoplifting in the end. Shoplifting 2 bottles of 3litre cider everyday and somehow scraping £30 together to fund my heroin habit, im so glad i got clean and helped when i got caught, fuck knows what kind of cell id be in if i grew up in america, I never want to go back to that life.

>> No.8539717

>>8539626

WHy the hell would you want to talk to someone when you're drinking, it's a private thing

>> No.8539756

>>8539652
I'm obviously talking about %40abv. This is the alcky thread.

>> No.8539760

Whoo whee you guys really messed up bad somewhere. Man I've got some problems here and there, sure, but I am SO glad I'm not one of you sad sacks.

Good grief, man oh man.

Wow.

>> No.8539788

>>8539159
>sore hair

Holy shit I didn't know this was a thing. I've been getting sore hair for the last two years and I've never known how to describe it. just moving or combing my hair on some days hurt a fucking lot

>> No.8539817

>>8539717
>it's a private thing
Because you said so? You could just as easily ask
>why the hell would you want to be alone when you're drinking? It's a social thing

>> No.8539954

Just spilled an entire glass of wine all over my keyboard and myself. Now I'm using the onscreen keyboard.

Kill me.

>> No.8539966

>>8539717
i know
fucking normies

>> No.8539975
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8539975

Banged an escort last night, have buyer's remorse now so I've been chugging Shiner bock all day. I hope I didn't catch anything :(

>> No.8539981

>>8539975
how much? what was it like?

>> No.8539992

>>8539981
100 bucks for half hour, she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy. But I was lonely so I didn't care. Wore a condom during vaginal along with my boxers, don't care how ridiculous I looked

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>>8539992
>100 bucks for half hour,
>she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy

>> No.8540033

>>8539992
did you know she was gonna be fat? did you use backpage or something? weren't there pictures? was the picture wrong? did you go to her place or a hotel or she came to yours? was it awkward? did you use your real phone or a burner?

a friend of mine wants to know.

>> No.8540048

>>8540033
>a burner
Lmao he wasn't selling guns to Russians

>> No.8540061

>>8540033
Yeah I knew, found her on backpage with pics, went to her place, and yes it was very awkward. Instant regret.

>> No.8540064

on day 5 of no alcohol. i feel a lot better than when all i could think about was what time i could buy my first drink of the day.
was drinking 375 mL of cheap vodka every day, plus beer, and sometimes going out and having more than that on top of the vodka.
went through withdrawals on tuesday and wednesday, night sweats, nightmares, anxiety, shakes, slurred speech like my tongue was swollen, constant headache, breathing irregularity, guilt, wobbly gait, body pains shifting around from one area to the next. gonna try to keep this going for a few more weeks, 'cause i haven't had even two weeks of no drinks in at least a year, and alcohol makes it harder for me to remember, so it's probably been two years or more.
i'm taking kudzu root pills and milk thistle, substituting the urge to drink something with lots of water, tea, coffee, and mountain dew. also, you guys should get some cardio.

>> No.8540069

>>8540064
currently going through withdrawals atm, shit sucks

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>>8539992
>vagina smelled fishy

ABORT ABORT

>> No.8540126

>>8540069
me too
everything is terrifying

>> No.8540477

>>8539954
>glass

Just drink it straight out of the fucking bottle.

Sometimes I like to put a rubber nipple on the end of mine.

>> No.8540559

>>8540477
It's in a plastic bag not a bottle. Also, I lost the enter key from my keyboard when I was cleaning it.

>> No.8540763

is this considered good?

pic related, and
wild turkey 101
are what I drink

it tastes so sweet to me at this point im worried im drinking some kind of glucose flavoured drink

((i had 'kraken' the other day and had to spit it out it was basically sugar syrup))

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8540769

>>8540763
sry drunk

>> No.8540775

>>8540763
>>8540769
>complaining about sweetness
>drinks bourbon

????

Also neither of those are "good".

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8540825

>>8539091
Got a bottle of Cruzan 151 tonight.

In an hour I am gonna be OP's picture.

>> No.8540829

>>8540775
can you explain?

>> No.8540835

>>8540775
is there a good hard liquor that isn't so sweet?

>> No.8540839

>>8540829
Whiskeys are made of many different grains.

Corn is just one of many of these grains, and also happens to have the highest sugar content when all is said and done.

Bourbon legally requires the liquor to be made from at least 51% corn.

If you are drinking bourbon, you are drinking what is guaranteed to be the sweetest of whiskeys.

>>8540835
Consider gin.

>> No.8540847

>>8540839
>>8540839
i think it has got to be gin. canadian whisky/rye is just 'brown vodka' and also kinda sweet

I'm thinking navy gin with angustura bitters (pink gins)

classic Gin reconmenndations?

>> No.8540854

>>8540847
Depends on your price range.

For a cheaper gin, New Amsterdam is good price/taste ratio.

I'd imagine there are plenty who love to hate it because it's popular, but Bombay Sapphire is perfectly fine if you find it on sale.

Avoid Seagram's and Tanq (although Tanq has a "10" variation or something of the sort that is wonderful).

>> No.8540866

no one cares that you're an alcoholic, op. fuck off.

>> No.8540871

>>8540854
mm. those are the cheapest ones here in canada.

what is like one up?

>> No.8540886

>Lifelong friend got engaged
>Am a social failure and she used to have a serious thing for me years ago
>Always play make-believe in my head that one day we'd try seriously dating and it'd work out
>Now realize I'm probably going to get invited to her wedding to the chumpiest dude to ever chump
Dunno if I'll be able to.
Good for her regardless.

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>>8540886
ugh why do you give me these feels

>> No.8540895

I have decided to quit drinking after a friend told me a couple of days ago that I spectacularly embarrassed myself in public on Friday. I also tried to pick up a girl who has a bf, even though when I was sober I genuinely only wanted to dance with her and didn't really have a thing for her. Anyways, ended up being a shitshow of a night and I'm now quitting drinking. Been fun while it lasted but I think I needed a wake up call like this to get my life on track again.

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>>8539975
>Shiner bock
Recent German immigrants to English speaking areas exclusively have rights to drinking Shiner Bock without being called short-means trash
t. currently drunk German man.

>> No.8540949

>>8539992
>100 bucks for half hour, she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy.
I pay three times that and get fit women. Holy hell dude, did you hire one of those "agency" girls? You maybe have unwittingly aided in sexual slavery. Always go with the independent lasses.

>> No.8540952

>>8540895
Don't quit, that story you posted is no reason to quit. You messed up because you were drunk, very viable excuse. People will forgive you for your transgressions. Learn from the social blunder and keep down the glorious path that is booze.

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>>8540895
that is no good reason to stop you fag.

some normies didnt want you to have fun or dance with a qt? dancing with a qt is called fucking NORMAL

flirting is NORMAL

get a better crowd and be yourself. if you change for that lame crowd i promise you you're gonna be upset in about 2 years

>> No.8540965

Does anyone else not even really feel the alcohol anymore? I don't know how to explain it. Like physically i don't feel it even if I continue drinking but mentally it seems my inhibitions get lower and lower. But I don't feel it. Wonder if it has anything to do with the massive benzo addiction I had back in the day

>> No.8540984

>>8540965
What are you drinking? Beer or liquor? Sounds like your tolerance is developing nicely. The third sentence makes a lot of sense for a developing boozer, check out prime for life and they can explain it better, basically your two tolerances are spreading out which is normal. I cant comment on drug use so much, since Ive only ever done weed and a touch of coke.

>> No.8540994

just did a vomit

>> No.8541001

>>8540994
pad your stomach, eat a bit before drinking. Helps to go the distance, also puke and rally is an old thing so try it out

>> No.8541007

>>8541001
i think i would vomit anything up i tried to eat

>> No.8541016

>>8541007
when you can hold it down, drink water, im talking 2L worth, you might actually wake up feeling rad. : D nothing at all wrong with vomiting

>> No.8541019

>>8541007
Hungover? Or drink to much tonight? If its a hangover, time is your friend. Otherwise eat some before you power drink, it helps so much. If your trying to fight a hangover, best bet is go balls deep back into it and drink a few drinks and switch your digestive track back into the quicker form of alcohol and then try to eat some. Other wise deal with a lingering hangover

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>>8540965
how much benzos?

im kinda on this. sometimes i have 10 drinks with my benzos and i feel normal (god knows how im acting)

honestly, when i feel that way i just want to feel drunk so end up finishing 500ml more of whisky

>> No.8541026

>>8541016
yeah i've been drinking a fair bit of water

>> No.8541037

>>8541025
i was fucked up man. the most i ever took was 160mg of clonazepam and i didn't even feel it that much. my usual nightly dose was around 40mg but i never drank any alcohol with it.

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>>8540889
holding in feels is dangerous anon

also i forgot how much of a fucking headache day drinking will give you, fuck

>> No.8541056

>>8541049
if you don't quit drinking it wont give you a headache. I love day drinking though, its nearly magical

>> No.8541065

>>8540952
>>8540953
No man, apparently I wouldn't stop bothering her. I think at some point I also turned into a supreme gentleman telling people I was just being nice to her. Fuck.

On top of this, when I get black out drunk I get alcohol induced depression. I'm a genuinely happy go lucky type of person, my life is pretty sweet for the most part. Apparently that night I started freaking the fuck out and well...crying. Yeah, I don't even remember the last time I cried, must have been many many years so I was super surprised when my friend told me the day after. I also made a fool of myself in my favorite bar, if it was anywhere else it would have been okay but this is a place where people know me and I know everyone... :/

>> No.8541068

>>8540965
I know what you mean. I can notice my behaviour changing but I don't find my mind altered in the way I used to.

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>>8539094
I don't want to live forever.
Being an oldfag is it's own hell.

I want to die young hence the ludicrous amount of drinking that I do.

>> No.8541074

>>8541071
And yes, I am well aware Oliver Reed did not die young.

>> No.8541082

Well, I made it about a month of nodrink. Took a sleeping pill, downed a bottle of wine, passed out, pissed myself, cleaned up, passed out, pissed myself again. Woke up guilty as fuck. I thought I was doing pretty good until last night.

My tolerance went to shit apparently. I used to down a bottle as a nightcap after finishing ~375ml vodka.

>>8540895
Don't worry. There are more embarrassing things. Just drink alone. It's what I had to do to avoid the anxiety. My friends think I'm so well put together now (kek) because no one is around to witness my idiocy.

>> No.8541089

>>8541082
I have one drinking rule in life in that I will never drink alone. I genuinely can't have a good time when I go out alone and other than having 1 beer with dinner at home I feel it's pointless to drink if I'm not going to be socializing at the same time.

>> No.8541122

>>8541089
>going out

I used to go out drinking. But over time the anxiety got to be too terrible, so I can't any more. Every time was me losing my shit the next day worse and worse--wondering what I had done, who I needed to apologize to, who I should simply avoid, where I couldn't go back to again. It just wasn't worth it. A lot of times I hadn't done anything at all. But the fear was unbearable.

>> No.8541137

>>8541089

I don't typically drink outside of my house because restaurants and bars charge way too much for drinks.

I make well over the median US salary, but fuck wasting money on a location.

That being said, it's not like I have anyone to invite to my place for drinks anyway.

Fuck.

>> No.8541152

>>8541122
Yeah well now I genuinely have a reason to avoid my favorite bar... >>8541065

>>8541137
Start smoking weed instead. It's a lot better than drinking if you want to do something alone.

>> No.8541178

>>8541137
>I make well over the median US salary
I severely doubt that...

>> No.8541187

>>8541178
It is what it is, friend.

>>8541152
Weed laws are fucked in Texas. I can't risk it.

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>>8541065
yeah I asked because i bother em too, but without realizing, just because of desperation?boredom?freud? Then i don't really believe, but also know, why they say stop? BUt I don't really realize why they care so much? but I keep going?


i kept msging pic related for way to long when i should have just been putting together my suicide.

The point I'm trying to make is that I should have killed myself that day, but here I am. Not happy to be alive. It was an expensive mistake.

>> No.8541253

>>8541214
Wtf? Man I have no idea what you're on about but I'm definitely not suicidal.

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after you don't have an answer to 'why live?'


Learn never to talk
Learn only to get drunk

>> No.8541310

I literally became a alcoholic because of world of warcraft, back in 2004

I would spend my evening raiding with my "buddies", so I always had to buy beer before we began.
Stopped playing the game a few years after, but kept drinking, 8 to 12 beers every single day.

I managed to quit because I was sick and tired of being... sick and tired

I joined /fit/ and it saved my life.
I can't say that I'm "cured" of my alcoholism because I still get drunk every now and then (like once or twice a month), but the big difference is I stopped drinking alone.
I will admit that I still drink almost daily, but only 1 to 3 beers a day top, which isn't much for a 6'0 220lbs man.

>> No.8541379

>>8539452
>30% of americans dont drink
Holy shit, I would have assume like 10%
8 or 9th decile depending on whats going on over the weekend

>> No.8541385

>>8540763
>it was basically sugar syrup
Its black rum, what do you want from it?

>> No.8541504

don't drink regularly but when i drink i get trashed as quickly as i can.
end up blacking out for a couple of hours and waking up panicking that i've abused my family or boss over the phone, or told people i feel suicidal.
i get scared every time i wake up after a blackout, and slow down the next time i drink, but it never feels good enough until i'm too trashed to control myself.
tfw

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8541545

>>8539117
how do you prevent a hangover? I smoke which makes things worse

>> No.8541558

>>8541545
Drink clear liquors with lots of water alongside. Potato vodka is ideal for this; a good liter bottle is $15. You might have to change your habits if you're a sipper and don't like vodka, but if you just want to consume alcohol then shots of vodka with a chaser are easy enough to do.

>> No.8541563

>>8541558
thanks, I tried Smirnoff 1818 as a sipper but it gives me heartburn, maybe I should try Gin, but thats nasty on its own

>> No.8541578

>>8541545
I quit smoking a few years ago... never wake up feeling like total death anymore

>> No.8541596

>>8541563
I have awful acid reflux and carbonated beers really aggravate it, so I mostly drink nitro beers. Very smooth and easy on the esophagus, but still give a nasty hangover.

>> No.8541602

>>8541596
I started drinking lite beers, but they work best on a semi empty stomach, hangovers are a lot better than on normal beer

>> No.8541669

>>8540866
nice

>> No.8542004

>>8539094
>>8539097
Only one in three of heavy drink develop severe or life threatening health problems and then you've got the organ transplant thing. So actially while I'm not encouraging heavy drinking as far as statistics go you have more of a chance of living despite heavy drinking that is unless you drink your BAC up to obscene levels. I think statistically heavy smoking is far more life threatening than heavy drink.

>> No.8542011

>>8541596
You just have to throw up after drinking beer? I have that and it annoys me so much. I can easily down hard liquors but beer makes me gag.

Even brushing my teeth deep gives me a gag reflex. I should ask a doctor about it.

>> No.8542329

>>8539452
Used to be 10th, now sober.

>>8539614
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_drink
>>8539756
.375*40*.8 = 12 (French) standard drinks. Or 8.5714285714286 US standard drinks.

>> No.8542526

>>8539562
Surrounded by alcohol my whole life because parents were really into drinking even though they weren't alcoholic. I know this because they stopped when I came around, but they still had booze all over the place.

Never curious to try any, was total straight edge in high school along with my friends even though we didn't use the faggoty label of it.

First drink at 18 after graduation from HS. Tried to drink as much as I could and puked along with my other friend.

College. Don't drink very much the first year, but when I do I get fucking wasted. Second year move into house with friends and then all bets are off. Start the daily drinking with this other guy that's been going on like 9 years now, the last 3 without any breaks pretty much.

Basically I just enjoyed it a lot from the beginning, and then I partially used it as a social crutch. The point came where I was just like fucking whatever and then I never stopped. It's caused me a bit of trouble but I don't really regret it. Don't do it though if you aren't already there.

>> No.8542542

>>8540033
LOL
>DID YOU USE A BURNER
JESUS CHRIST LMAO

>> No.8542551

>>8542011
Try sucking some cock to get over it,, you can train yourself.

>> No.8542601

>>8539992

>Live in eastern europe
>Cheap whores
>Shit wages so it cancels out
>Considering a hooker
>They will all be russian skinny as shit whores

But then I fap and continue drinking and lose the impulse to see a whore

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>>8540033
>a burner
Dude he wasn't dealing drugs rofl

>> No.8542627

>>8540048
>>8542542
>>8542621
>I enjoy committing crimes with the same cell phone I use for legitimate activity
Whatever makes you happy

>> No.8542658

>caring what people at bars think about you

I don't like going out to bars because of how expensive it is, but when i do i almost always make an ass of myself. I have no problem going back in the next day like nothing happened. If the bartender or waitress brings up something you did cringey from the night before/last week, just look up and say, "oh yeah?" or something subtle to let them know you couldn't be bothered to care about your actions. I have like 3 friends, i could care less if a handful more of people i'll never be friends with don't care for me.

>inb4 fedora
i already know

>> No.8542707

>Didn't see one.

For a reason dumbass

>> No.8542716

>>8542627
>crimes
If the woman is above the age of consent then how is it a crime

>> No.8542730

>>8542716
Hooking is illegal in some countries. So is being a John.
The moar u know

>> No.8542797

>>8542716
Paying someone for sex is illegal in most of the US, and many countries.

>> No.8542898

>>8542797

Why?
I literally don't understand the reasoning behind it

>> No.8542906

>>8542898
Because women aren't smart enough to know what's best for them, and sex is sinful
t. American Lawmakers

>> No.8542918

>>8542906

I only agree with the first part, but I don't agree with the outcome, it's a legit profession if they want to get into it.

>> No.8542932

>>8539094

I've always said if I live to 30 I've fucked up somewhere.

>tfw 29 in three days

>> No.8543278

>>8542918
Tell that to your local lawmaker then. Seriously if you're murican, there'll be a wave of new laws and deregulations, and it'd be a great way to CREATE JOBS, so call the deputy or whomever.

Some feminist claim women should have the freedom to do what they want with their body, some other are against prostitution because it's exploitation of women. (Same shit with Muslim veil.)

Pick your side, you'll be both with and against feminists concerning the legality of prostitution. Sorry you won't be able to follow whatever /pol/ tells you like a red piled sheep.

>>8542932
Alcohol kills slowly and painfully.

>> No.8543346

So do you folks just not taste the alcohol anymore?

I barely drink, maybe a hefeweizen a week and that's it. But I drank some wine the other day and all I got was acetone, my friend insisted that she tasted strawberries though.

I'm a pussy when it comes to drinking, but I do wish I could taste what everyone else does with whisk(e)y or rum

>> No.8543852

>>8543346
The majority of the flavor comes from the smell, speaking of wine or bourbon. Spend a second smelling and take smaller sips and you'll start to get more of the subtleties

>> No.8543902

got about a quarter of a 60oz left, might try and drink it in an hour or so. even though i just got done going through withdrawals

>> No.8543929

>>8543902
Do you have work tomorrow?

>> No.8543963

>>8540895
>I spectacularly embarrassed myself in public on Friday
>I also...

Yeah so what was the thing you did when you were drunk?

>> No.8543973

>>8543929
nah lad NEET

>> No.8543984

>>8539094
I don't really care. I feel like I'm biologically programmed wrong and whatever I will achieve or experience will never actually result in happiness.
I have a girlfriend who I've lived with for 3 years, she hates booze and drugs, only person I've ever met who has absolutely no addictive personality traits at all.
I have a flawed personality. I get very emotional and angry and lose all of my logical thinking and turn cruel in a matter of seconds. I have no motivation to do anything, it's like my brain was installed without the chemical reaction that causes ambition, I seriously don't know how ambition feels.
Now my girlfriend is out of town, I'm partying the second day in a row, currently getting blasted and waiting for my crack to dry out so I can achieve full trash status.

>> No.8544003

>>8543963
Read >>8541065

>> No.8544099

>>8543973
You aren't gonna break out of being a NEET if you get drunk all the time

>> No.8544120

>>8539094
Been going into a mental decline for the last 9 years. Haven't been diagnosed, won't get diagnosed.

Probably dysthymia, suffer from what resembles EHS. Occasionally hear stuff.

Not afraid of death, susceptible to heart issues and cancer and have also had large exposure to asbestos.

Extremely low productivity and probably won't make it into university.

Didn't mean to go off topic, just need to say it as it is. Having a mental disorder in this day and age is like a badge of honour which holds back people with real issues. Also makes them wonder if their issues are valid.

Me: I want to kill myself
Others: stop being an attention seeker. There are others will REAL issues.

I can't even make a crack at suicide without normies telling me to "shut up, suicide and depression are a serious topic" they know nothing.

>> No.8544125

>>8543973
>NEET
>getting drunk

I don't understand. How do you fund such behavior if you're literally doing nothing with your life?

How can you possibly justify that to yourself, unless you're some sort of trust-fund kiddie?

>> No.8544143

>>8544125
>How can you possibly justify that to yourself,
by telling myself i'll kill myself when my funds run out if not sooner
wasn't always a pathetic neet and have always been fairly cheap in other areas of life

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8544150

I'm going to go a week of sobriety.
Day 2 is going pretty rough.

>> No.8544157

>>8544125
Not that guy but I'm need and my girlfriend works. I am also an alcoholic although I've been controlling it very well recently.

>> No.8544371

>>8539562
Overwhelming stress in my life

I had always been a drinker but I think I crossed the line when my life hit the fan.

>Mom going through horrible health issues
>Girlfriend broke up with me for a CHANCE at a shitbag ( I also realized further down the line that I am way better than both of them)
>Friends moved away
>Great Aunt died (like my grandmother, she was the only person holding the family together)
>Financial issues
>Delayed Promotion
>New Job gave me crazy hours with increased loneliness/isolation

Damn that was a rough year for me. Pretty much recovered for the most part minus the alcohol.

>> No.8544452

>>8544143
had to run grab a mickey so i could fall asleep tonight
tomorrow gonna be sober tho

>> No.8545613

How the hell do I stop myself from saying and doing stupid shit when I'm drunk?
Is it even possible?

>> No.8545640

>>8545613
It's possible but I don't think it's possible for most people, including myself. Over the years I've said some pretty stupid shit. I however knew a guy who drank just as much as I do, egregiously and daily, who literally always had his shit in order, never flew off the handle, never said anything that weird ever and that guy would get fucking seriously drunk every day.
Don't know what to say about it, but he just had zen like control, like a fuckin magic.

>> No.8545646

>>8545613
Drink 8-12% instead of 40%.
I drink daily but mostly ignore 40% because I will wake up gravely injured with all my shit gone.

Last incident was 8 shots of 80% shine and I swan dived into a concrete stair. About one inch further and my neck would'be been toast. Still hurts every morning 2 months later.
Fractured something in my left knee at that point, couldn't walk or stand for days, was crawling to the bathroom.
Then we drank shine again two nights later and I found an ice patch and fractured my right knee.
Hobbled around and crawled for a week. Kind of wish my neck went instead to end the alcoholism but here I am drinking again.

But it's only beer or malt garbage for me now.

>> No.8545656

>>8545640
>>8545646

I've been getting bruises on my arms lately when drinking, I didn't even get black out drunk like I even remember going to bed, and then 5 hours after waking up I notice some bruises on my arms like wtf.

But it's about saying stupid shit or doing stupid shit like getting fuckign angry pissed off like shit and writing angry emails to a uni professor, when I'm sober I know I should never do that shit, when drunk I simply don't care, is it even possible to start caring when drunk

>> No.8545675

>>8545640
Think it depends on your personality honestly and what you do when you are drinking. I have been a little too honest in my thoughts about certain things and people when drinking in a group but nothing too bad.

When I get drunk on my own (which is pretty often) I just sit and chill, either listen to music, play video games, or watch a film or something. If I want to be sociable I shitpost here. I am pretty relaxed most of the time anyway, so that must translate into what I am like when I am drinking. Seen friends get violent and do really stupid stuff when drinking, and heard about them drunk dialing people when drinking alone or emailing people they shouldn't be / posting shit on facebook etc. For some reason i just never have the urge to do that.

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>>8545656
I know all about it.
This is permanent and I still have no idea what I hit. Came from the moonshine though.
Didn't feel shit or know that it happened until I woke up bloody.
Sad part is I have more like this.

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8545689

>>8545656
Some people are dicks anyways. Spend some time alone instead.
I fucking hate people that impose on others so this isn't my place to give polite advice.
If it isn't the 40% alcohol, it's you.

>> No.8545693

>>8545689

I am a giant asshole but I don't talk to people if I can help it, since I'm a schizoid, and I almost always drink alone, it's just occasions, like with family etc.
And vodka is standard for men to drink, wine for women.

But I need to know how to control myself when I'm drunk, it's very easy when I'm sober, practically impossible when drunk

>> No.8545701

>>8545693
just b urself

>> No.8545703

>>8545693
It's easy as piss for me and I'm autistic.
I would just eat before you drink on these occasions.
No poor man eats a meal before drinking, but maybe you should consider it. It'll fucking destroy your alcohol, but it might be worth a try.

We all love vodka but try going for 12% on those days. It's the only way to get rid of fucked up shit happening. I've had some bad fucking days before I switched to weaker shit.

>> No.8545704

>>8545701

That's the problem?

>> No.8545718

>>8545703

Thanks, yeah that might be an option when I'm in company.

I just sometimes get really pissed off when drunk (rarely when in company, almost always when I'm alone), usually when I'm doing some uni work, or suddenly think about some uni work or somethign related to a class, and I get angry, and I send some email.
It hasn't been a major problem yet, but I am afraid one email will trigger it and I'll be fucked, I need to contain the problem, and since I drink daily, you'd think I would have learned to do shit about it but nope

>> No.8545728

>>8539452
Sixth-Seventh Decile

>> No.8545747

>>8545718
I get pissed off all day every day at nothing because autism, sudden rages 3 times a day, but I never break anything or talk to anyone because I have no human contact except here.

Stay alone honestly. The only regret you will have is bitching at mods til they ban you for a couple days.
They're my newfag punching bags, I had fun last night but at least I didn't get all-boarded.

>> No.8545789

>>8545747
>Stay alone honestly.

I'm schizoid, I love to be alone, I love not having anyone around me, though I function completely normally in company I just don't want to be in one.
But the anger isn't the way you describe it, I guess? I get annoyed at something, and then it just escalates, but it's almost always a real thing to get annoyed at you know? It doesn't appear just out of the blue.

It's quite weird, since when I'm sober, I never get angry, like literally never, it's weird how it happens

>> No.8545791

>>8545789
Life of a drinker.
I laugh when I get banned but I scream when my eggs stick to the pan (every single fucking time.)

>> No.8545879

19 and never drank before

where to start?

>> No.8545885

>>8545879
Just don't start. Attitudes are going to change in like 20 years where doing any kind of drug whatsoever is frowned upon anyway. No one will drink or smoke.
I do both of course.

>> No.8545891

>>8545885
>Attitudes are going to change in like 20 years where doing any kind of drug whatsoever is frowned upon anyway

lol. Humans will always poison themselves if it makes them feel good. also, marijuana is and has been on the rise of being more socially acceptable. I could see people being more tolerant of pot but people will never stop drinking alcohol. That's absurd.

>> No.8545900

>>8545891
Yeah I know, I was just saying shit.

>> No.8545906

>>8545879
cheap lager like everyone else?
just experiment cause you might like or hate anything

>> No.8545910

>>8545879
everclear unless u some lil bitch pussy ass nigga

>> No.8545950

>>8545879

Get a lot of different beers, try them all, see which one fits you.
Then start drinking that.
You will be doing the same for vodkas sooner than you might think

>> No.8546121

>tfw it's not even midday yet and I'm already wasted off some Bulleit Rye
trying to decide if I want to get delivery or go outside while this drunk at midday on a Monday

>> No.8546146

>>8546121
Man I just can't take it having to drink liquor all the time. I was like that for a year. It seriously is like living life on hard mode for no reason. Shaking every morning, the paranoia and panic, the having to choke down vodka in the morning. The drinking through the puking.
I still drink everyday but now it's mostly just beer and wine.
Good to see you stopping by in here though and well wishes as always.

>> No.8546159

>>8546146
I 420blaze a lot as well, so no puking for me. gives me the munchies though, which is why I'm in my current predicament

>> No.8546186

>>8546159
Order delivery, but try a new place.

>> No.8546190

>>8546186
Dude, this.

>> No.8546206

>>8546186
it's too expensive though. I'll probably just go to Subway, as it's cheap and just around the corner

>> No.8546212

>>8546206
go back to r9k

>> No.8546220

>>8545879
I started by taking shots of straight Bacardi 151 as a dare. Had never even had a beer. I think I became a man that day.

>> No.8546268

Was at a Super Bowl party with neighbors and had 2 pints of bud light and 2 pints of coffee stout and my head felt like shit for a solid 8 hours.
Its fucking weird because I probably am developing a problem since I enjoy the taste of oaky and barley notes too much but for some reason ive never gotten piss drunk or even past the point of discomfort.

>> No.8546309

>>8545879
>where to start?
Beer and wine. Buy a can of each of these types:
-lager (shit like kronenburg, bud light)
-IPA (cheapest shit is usually Alexander Keiths but look at Laguintas or another local IPA for some quality)
-pilsner (Warsteiner, Pilsner Urquell)
-wheat beer (Schneider Weisse, Erdinger)
-stout/porter (Guinness, Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter)
-dark ale/abbey ale (Rochefort 8, Chimay Blue Cap)
And see which one you like. For wine just start with a decent dry white like a sauvingon blanc or a pinot grigio and then move up into reds like cabsav, merlot, ripasso, etc.

>> No.8546357

Sup guys, I'm two weeks sober today, after 23 years of daily drinking up to 3 bottles of vodka every day of my life. I had to go into hospital for the first week as the DTs were so bad. Hallucinating and shit. Legit scared the shit out of me. I know that if I go back now, it will kill me. I am done with this shit forever. Escape are you still can. Best wishes all, stay strong. Get through the first week of sleepless, confusing, painful, delirious hell, and you're halfway there. Peace all.

>> No.8546400

>>8546357
You know what? I'll just have a glass of wine.

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>>8546357
having a beer here or there once in a while ain't done no harm to anyone

>> No.8546438

Posting straight up drunk kino to put on the stereo while you're tying them on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIHMN1rFi9s

>> No.8546446

>>8546357
>up to 3 bottles of vodka every day
Are you the guy who posted pics of his bin full of empty handles, labelled in £, a few weeks ago? I think you told us about a diet your doctor gave you to survive the abuse of alcohol.
If so, I'm glad you made it out alive, I was worried.

Congratulations anyway, stay strong Anon.

>> No.8546448

>>8546446
Weeks or months, I have shit perception of time.

>> No.8546504

>>8544125
Not him but I buy my booze with my dole money and drink on average 3-4 nights a week, quite heavily. I'm 28 and still live at home and I've been forced to go on some course recently. It seems like I might get a job real soon, possibly next week. It's scary for me having anxiety and borderline depression but I know I need to do this and get work experience before it's too late. Who knows, I might even go to college at some point and get a fucking life. I'm not an alcoholic but I drink often out of boredom, plus it's the only time I feel half happy. I'll be a wagecuck soon enough doing nothing at the weekend but drinking on my own every friday and saturday night after working at a shit factory all week like a slave. Better than being a NEET? I'll soon find out.

>> No.8546833

alright lads, I'm quitting tomorrow

>> No.8546889

>>8541545
I switched to light beer, because I figure if I'm drinking all night anyway...

With that, I stay more hydrated per fl oz of booze, which I've noticed a difference in lack of hangovers from previous non-light macros. Food before or at the front end, keep a steady pace, drink water before sleeping, and sleep in.

Also helps if you have a job, because you're going to be hungover if you drink aaall day as opposed to getting off work at 5 and starting up sometime around 6.

>> No.8546893

>>8546504
>I buy my booze with my dole money
Son of a bitch.

>> No.8546904

>wife had a medical emergency on Friday
>was going back and forth from the hospital, her parents' house and our house all weekend
>didn't drink at all Friday or Saturday since I was driving all around
>thought it might be chance to get a sober streak going
>she came home on Sunday (and is okay)
>had 5 beers
>that is fewer than the usual 8-10, but it looks like i'm back on the wagon
>at least i didn't get bad withdrawals, so i feel like i'm not totally fucked

>> No.8546910

>>8546833
See you tomorrow.

>> No.8547010

>>8546446
Yeah that's me. I really got in a state there for a while, I was using all sorts of shit on top of all the alcohol. By the final few months of it I couldn't stand up and could barely speak, ended up in jail, in hospital and in a loony bin. I'm still looking at six months inside for something which I have not yet been to court. Either it ended or I was going to. Still, to have made it to 1/4 of a century and still be around to tell the tale? I suppose I shouldn't complain, and after The shit I've just been through, I really think I'm off satan's sauce for good.
Good luck all.

>> No.8547020

>>8547010
what you goin in for?

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>>8539091
>tfw I drank seven of these one night and went to the store the next morning to buy seven more
>drank them while my liver was still saturated with booze because it helps you get drunk easier
>also finished off a bottle of 99 apples
>said shit I regret to people I shouldn't even be talking to on facebook
Then to top it off I completely lost all memory of that day and the next 3 days in a row I had acidic diarrhea that was burning my lower intestines and asshole. It's been 7 days since then and my gut is just now returning to normal. I was able to resist the temptation to drink though. All it took was extremely painful diarrhea.

>> No.8547074

>>8547035
>talking to people you actually know on the internet while fucking wasted
Yeah, pretty much ruined my life. I'm really lucky it didn't get worse.

>> No.8547106

I get heartburn when I don't drink.

I don't get heartburn if I drink.

This makes me want to drink more.

>> No.8547140

Getting a bit worried I might have some fucked up type of cancer lads
Bit worried

>> No.8547161

tempting to go to the liquor store again tonight
prolly should not

>> No.8547174

How do I stop. I can't stop my skinny fat pouch from getting worse because booze singlehandedly blows my diet. There's just nothing like that first swig while you're in the kitchen or at the table.

>> No.8547194

>>8539562
My dad died of cancer. I let it be totally okay to get drunk in my parents basement for 3 weeks straight. Then I let it be okay to get drunk alone 3 times a week. Then my uncle got cancer, the same type. Hit the bottle hard for a solid week then. Then I started working more, and making it okay to come in the door and take a couple sips from the bottle to relive stress. I moved in with my gf, so now I have to hide it. I hate it

>> No.8547195

>>8547174
Just try to taper off on beer.
I've "tried" to quit thrice but never really wanted to. Been to meetings and programs and everything. You've got to really want it super bad. To me it seems like you have to want it more than you've ever wanted anything, but I'm not trying to put you off quitting, that's just me.

>> No.8547234

>>8542004
You know that 1 in 3 is fucking terrible odds right?

>> No.8547259

stayed home from work today and drank a bottle of vanilla stoli, there was a foot of snow on the ground. THrew up while shoveling my driveway/sidewalk

>> No.8547292

I love all of you, no matter what. You're all beautiful people, and I know some of you need to hear it. No one should constantly sip from the bottle, or live life by the drop. I, as well as many of you, live this reality. The best thing I can do is say that youre all special, and one thing we share is pressing the glass or plastic hole to your lips, or shooting from a glass, we're all masking the monster.

>> No.8547302

>>8547234
still, could be worse

>> No.8547421

>>8547140
Why

>> No.8547605

>>8547020
2 drunken hit and run charges and for being a robbery getaway driver. Sigh.

>> No.8547681

>>8539159
This is how I am everyday sober, besides the sore hair and shit. I use alcohol to escape from my normal reality, and genuinely enjoy the time I spend drinking compared to sober.

Anyone else in this boat?

>> No.8547717

I'm gonna make the whole week totally sober, bros
I'm gonna do it

>> No.8547725

>>8547717
good luck bro
went to the liquor store an hour ago myself and got a 40oz of liquor
have a doctors appt on wednesday cause she was worried about me on tuesday

>> No.8547732

I'd say I'm enamoured with liquor, but how the hell do you guys become alcoholics? Alcohol has very immediately noticable diminishing returns. You go buzzed -> pleasantly drunk -> slightly paralysed -> depths of hell and agony. Liquor begins to taste putrid when you drink too much as well, you have to stay off it for about 3 days before you can enjoy it again.

That's my cycle. I crack open a nice drink every other week, enjoy it a couple of nights in a row, and then stay off the stuff for two more weeks.

Drinking daily sounds like hell.

Also, being sober after too much drunkenness actually feels great. You're finally in control and can perceive things clearly. Being drunk is only rewarding after a long period of being sober.

>> No.8547744

>>8547732
kill yourself casual, this isn't the thread for you

>> No.8547751

>>8547732
t. not an alcohol
maybe heroin is more your speed

>> No.8547753

>>8547732
When you drink a lot the scale goes Buzzed -> Frustratingly not drunk -> Pleasantly drunk -> No long need to drink for a while

I don't drink every day, I usually give a day between.
But on pure sober days, the boredom is just painful
When I'm drunk, I can put on some music and just sit there listening to it totally focused for hours.

>> No.8547766

>>8539452
28 x 25 ml shots per bottle, 3 bottles a day = 84 standard sized drinks/day.
Liver is still fine. Shame about the partial sightedness, brain lesions and imminent dementia though. Not to mention my social life, bank balance and state of my piss, blood, broken glass, ash, puke and shit saturated house. lolalcoholism.

>> No.8547780

>>8547766
>>8539452
Just realised this is a weekly chart, not daily. 74 drinks a week is excessive? That's fucking lunch. Try 588 drinks a week.

>> No.8547792

>>8547780
Jesus Christ that's like 4L bottles of 40% a day

>> No.8547818

>>8547792
3 70cl bottles of smirnoff. I couldn't even sleep through the night, I would wake up a few hours after going to sleep because Id have gone into withdrawal and needed to top up. I was always drunk. I would wake 2 or 3 times a night just to drink, I'd have a vodka for breakfast, a pint next to my bed which I doubt the moment I woke, and I would drink shots every few minutes throughout the day until I passed out again at some random time in some random place. Near the end the only calories I was getting were from alcohol, as I couldn't keep a single bite of food down.
I will be sober 14 days as of tomorrow, and while I can't sleep for shit, I don't want to die yet, so the party as to be over. Who knows what I'll do now, this is all I've ever known.

>> No.8547820

>>8547818
/fit/ can be an alternative for the naturally obsessive

It's helping me

>> No.8547825

>>8547818
>I doubt
*id down.
I think my speech recognition/dictation software doesn't recognise my voice now it's not slurred.

>> No.8547834

>>8547820
Thanks anon. Not really doing much more than staying in bed at the moment, it's hard to even stand up without falling over and smacked my head on something, but I'll check it out. Cheers bro.

>> No.8547883

>>8547732
>You go buzzed -> pleasantly drunk -> slightly paralysed -> depths of hell and agony

When I drink socially I also drink stupidly fast. The trick is drinking alone and learning to stay in the "pleasantly" drunk stage by moderating your intake over an extended period.

>> No.8547903

>>8539091
I quit two weeks ago feels pretty good man, but ive lost all desire to hangout with my friends

>> No.8547943

>get told to stay warm by the liquor store clerk
last time i heard that line it was to an obvious hobo buying cheap beer
feelsbadman

>> No.8547950

>>8547943
This is why I rotate my stores

>> No.8547987

>>8547818
>Pass out at 10 p.m.
>Wake up at 1 withdrawing, take a couple shots and shitpost for an hour
>pass out at 2
>wake up at 5 withdrawing, take a shot and shitpost for an hour
>pass out at 6
>alarm goes off at 8, take a shot and get ready for work, puke it up when I brush my teeth, then take another shot out the door

Those were the worst days of my life. Get well brothers.

>> No.8548012

>>8547987
worst day of my life was when i couldnt even remember getting fired for drinking at my work

>> No.8548031

>>8548012
Word. I remember my worst day. Boss said I looked and smelled like I haven't showered in a week and that she knew I'd been showing up wasted for way too long now, finally sent me home to get my shit together. That's the day I checked into medical detox.

>> No.8548168

>>8539094
I can feel chest pain when I lie down pretty often and extremely off-tempo heartbeat occasionally

p sure my heart will go first due to consistent CNS depression

even the anons who say they are not scared of death are instinctually scared imo, every time i've been close to OD'ing on drugs instinctual fear has kicked in

>> No.8548198

>>8539389
Christ that's a lot of sugar for one human to consume every night.

>> No.8548243

>>8547421
ive got this lump in my throat/under my jaw that is growing quite quickly, first appeared 3 days ago,only a little sore to touch, no other signs of illness in my body apart from anxiety from not drinking for 5 days.
the lump is visible in the mirror, and im also scared people are gona be like wtf is wrong with his face.

i hope this thing goes away

>> No.8548280

>>8548243
You'll die from this, and you deserve it you fucking degenerate

>> No.8548287
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8548287

>>8548280

>> No.8548295

>>8541310
so aside from the social retardation you're a perfectly healthy adult

>> No.8548314

>>8548243
You might have some kind of dental abscess which can be treated.

>> No.8548334

>>8541310
When I decided I had to quit the drugs I bought a WoW subscription, and it helped a lot for a little while. Trying to wow while tripping really is letting your team down

>> No.8548405

>>8547950
Rotating is essential. However one time I lived so fucking close to a store that I didn't even bother. Same Japanese Grandfather running the store every day by himself, saw me buy a case of beer or a bottle of cheap wine every single day. We never talked to each other outside of exchanging thank yous. He might have thought that I died when I moved away because I really went in there every single day for booze.

>> No.8548410

>>8548243
Go to the er, dipshit.

>> No.8548414

>>8547818
I like how you're bullshitting. no one can drink that much.

>> No.8548421

>>8546893
I know, I'm not proud of it and I don't drink most days at least. It's my only release and enjoyable thing that I do. Technically it is/was disability money rather than the standard 'dole'. I had eyesight problems, pressure around my eyes and anxiety. Like I said I'm actually trying to work now and it could be as soon as next week.

>> No.8548425

>>8548414
After a quarter of a century I've built quite the tolerance. Lots of people can drink that much. Your not having met them doesn't make it untrue.

>> No.8548443

>>8548414
Oliver Reed famously drunk I think… 109 pints in one sitting.
Search for shoenice everclear on YouTube, he chugs a litre in seconds. That's a lot more hard-core than three bottles of Smirnoff over 24 hours.
Quantities like this arent unusual amongst AA members. I've probably been drunk for longer than you've been alive.

>> No.8548449

being an alcoholic is stupid and if you are an alcoholic you are stupid

>> No.8548452
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8548452

>>8539580

Kandis?

>> No.8548458

>>8547818
Are you the crazy Smirnoff guy that posted a few photos in here a couple of months ago?

If so, glad you are still alive and seemingly on the road to recovery. Good luck m8

>> No.8548462

started drinking at 4pm after an 11 shift where once again i was too much of a coward to say anything to a girl i want to literally marry
depression really just hit me like a stack of bricks
wish i was a psychopath who didnt understand love because i know there are girls who would like to fuck me but im so autistic i focus on one girl
im drinking devils cut straight and tecate because both were on special to make it thread relevant

>> No.8548472

>>8548443
According to several sources Andre The Giant regularly drank 110-156 beers in one sitting. He was literally an alcoholic giant though.

>> No.8548473

>>8548443
what's your craziest drunken meal you made?

>> No.8548484

>>8548458
Yeah. Emptied and refilled that box multiple times since I was last here. In fact I had to get a second box, which is full of empties right now.
Thanks man. I'm really desperate to stop before I'm in court. Cold turkey in jail is fucking horrific. So, 14 days sober tomorrow. Longest I've managed since I was 25, 13 years ago. It needs to end.
>>8548473
Fuck knows, most of it ends up spilled all over my carpet/mattress/ceiling. I rarely eat. I might post a few pics of the carnage in coming days.

>> No.8548653

I noticed after a month of sobriety, it gets a lot easier. If you ever plan on taking that road, it gets better. You'll have days where you just don't even think about it and others where you scheme and delude yourself into wanting it.

It always gets better. There's never been a point in someone's life where it was shit from start to finish. Enjoy the small things.

Go out to dinner. Smile. Pick up a hobby. Shoot someone. Go for a drive. Look to always improve.

>> No.8548667

>How are the rest of my people doing.

I just found out 5 min. ago that it's 5 am in the morning, not 5 pm. I was rushing thinking I was almost late for something. Feeling so fucked in the head right now. I've barely been sleeping for days.

>> No.8548679

>>8548653
After a month I always go "eh this sobriety is pretty fucking shit, I think I'm getting wasted".

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8548683

>>8539091
Don't drink vodka on an empty stomach boys. Only been drinking for two years and nearly died, in ICU currently

>> No.8548716

>>8548683
How did you end up there?
Last time I was in hospital detoxing, after three days of it I simply got up and walked out. I don't cope well with the sight of disease at the best of times, and some of the things I saw on the ward were so disgusting that I must've thrown up so hundreds of times over the course of the first 2 1/2 days. My nervous system was on ultra high alert, so anything and everything scared the crap out of me, I could see everything in staggeringly clear, intricate, vivid detail. even the emoticons on my phone, for some reason seemrd sinister and scary, and would make me gasp with fear and give me nightmares. Seeing the horrific array of unimaginably putrid diseases and illnesses people coming in with, was too much. On the third day, as the DTs, Delusions and hallucinations began to reach their peak, I grabbed my coat and wallet, threw my coat over my pyjamas and ran/speed walked 15 miles home. I had planned to get a taxi, but the taxi driver said "if you look like that, stay in hospital" before speeding off before I had a chance to say a single word. Left all my shit in the hospital, clothes, food, it's probably all still there now. I was so scared I just had to get out of there no matter what.
I fucking hate hospitals, you're about to go through some shit. I'm glad I'm past the worst of it, I'm never going back to booze. Never. Even heroin is better, safer, than this.

>> No.8548721

>run out of liquor in the morning
>too lazy to get more from the grocery store, the beers in my fridge should suffice
>fast forward to 3AM
>my god forsaken state forbids buying alcohol past 2AM
>slowly drink through beers throughout the night, sipping through last one right now, but not drunk enough to fall asleep

>>8548683
rip

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8548741

>>8548716
Began to get jaundice and my very Christian father noticed when I came home for vacation. Good thing he probably saved my life
They don't know how damaged my liver is in full. About a 15% chance I'll have to fly to lafor a transplant
My levels aare on the up and up thanks god but I likely but I can't drink ever again. 23 btw

>> No.8548752

>>8548741
That's messed up. How long have you been drinking? And in what kind of quantities? I can't imagine being that fucked up at such a young age. I was about 33 when I began getting serious physical symptoms. In my case going blind due to alcohol eating chunks of my brain away, leaving around three new, permanent and untreatable holes (brain "lesions") Every three months. Even after finding that out, I didn't stop drinking.
People do need to be careful around vodka, it's a vicious serial killer of a drink.
Get well soon Anon. Hope you don't need that transplant and hope you can bin the booze.

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8548753

>>8548716
Crazy story.

Luckily thia is day 8 and we are focusing on.physical therapty so can walk.again. they have me loaded on ativan and librium.

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8548762

>>8548752
2 years hard (handle of vodka every 3 or 4 days) , just had no appetite and bad genetics. Some guys ont floor have been doing yhat for 20
Trying to turn to god nigga and I want a pupper when I get our

>> No.8548777

>>8548762
> I want a pupper
Ha, I once decided exactly the same thing when I became extremely ill thanks to alcohol. Eventually I decided it wouldn't really be fair because I couldn't walk to the bathroom and back, let alone exercise the thing every day. When I'm better than I do fully intend to get myself a German Shepherd pupper. it's a lonely life being a 'proper' alcoholic. Thanks to Home grocery deliveries and self-employment, I once stayed indoors 24 seven 365 for almost half a decade. Puppers will set us free.

>> No.8548787

>>8548484
Good for you man, 14 days sober is good going coming off that amount. Hope things get better for you, only way is up from where you were really.

>> No.8548788

>>8547818
How do you feel being sober? Any ill effects from coming off drinking that much? Surely it can't all go back to normal overnight. Hope you are getting help

>> No.8548811

>>8548788
The DTs have been so bad that I don't even know where to start. It's pretty much impossible to put into words how scary, painful and confusing the whole experience has been. The first two days I just shook, puked, had fever, headaches and about 1000 other Typical withdrawal symptoms, but on the third day the hallucinations and deliriousness hit me like a steam train to the face. Incredible how quickly you came on. Even though I'm starting to feel a bit more sane now, I still honestly don't know what I've genuinely experienced over the last couple of weeks, and what was sheer hallucination. It is staggering how vivid and real it all feels. I managed to smash all three of my laptops and my phone. I bought three new phones and a new laptop, and promptly broke those too. I've got no idea how nor what happened, I must've smashed them mid hallucination for whatever reason. My chest of drawers is lying at the bottom of my stairs, smashed into a million pieces, it looks like I must have thrown it down the stairs. I've also chopped out a huge chunk of my bedroom carpet, like 1 m x 3 m worth of carpet has been cut out, with a huge knife left sticking out of the floorboards. No memory of it.
I've been prescribed some large doses of Valium, and that is keeping me just about able to cope. i'm now tapering down the dose of valium and hope to Christ that I can leave this all behind me once and for all, because at this point it really is all nothing. I will die if I don't stop. Feelsbadman. But this day was always going to come. If I do survive this I'll consider myself one of the lucky ones who just about got away with it.

>> No.8548864

I have a question for you guys. I once got really drunk with Vodka when I was like 16, probably my first time getting completely wasted. Since then I've been unable to drink Vodka at all, not even mixed with juice unless it's heavily diluted. Is this just psychological, or is there a physiological explanation for this?

>> No.8548883

>>8539553
If you're in Australia, Hills Apple Cider is God tier

>> No.8548913

>>8548414
People can drink that much
You would be surprised.
Completely fucks you up though.
At one point I was consuming 70-80 units a day.
It was the worst.

>> No.8548914

>>8548679
My biggest thing during my sobriety was that I had to be busy. Boredom got me thinking about alcohol again.

Keep busy. No matter what. Kevin O'Leary had a funny but meaningful quip.

"Every day I wake up, I want to be a little richer before I go to bed"

>> No.8548918
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>>8548452
Sorry friendo I am not the one you speak of.
Interesting to hear someone else had such a similar path though.

>> No.8548919

>>8539452
I literally drink more than 73.85 drinks a week every week.

Someone kill me.

>> No.8548940

>>8548919
When I was drinking I was at 86 drinks a week. 18 days sober.

>> No.8548941

>>8548940
Jesus, keep going.

>> No.8548947

>>8547766
25ml vodka is not one standard drink.

>> No.8548961

>>8548947
Dunno. Google just tubed me here so I assumed it was correct.
http://www.kgbanswers.co.uk/how-many-single-standard-shots-do-u-get-out-of-a-70cl-bottle-of-smirnof-bottle-of-vodka/1946640

>> No.8548985

>>8548961
One UK unit of alcohol isn't the same as one standard drink, which varies between countries but is roughly 45ml vodka in America, or one small beer (the size of a coke can).

>> No.8548997

>>8548985
I'm really bothered with pubs so I don't really know. Isn't one shot considered one drink? That's why I googled how much constitutes one shot.
Either way, it was too much, and fuck alcohol eternally.

>> No.8549000

>>8548997
*I never really bothered with pubs

>> No.8549014

used to be productive member of society, then lost job
used to drink on fri, maybe sat
now drink until i pass out almost every other day.
starting to feel hot all the time and sweat, should i be worried?

>> No.8549018

>>8548997
Standard drinks are called that because it's a standard amount for someone to drink in one go i.e. one small beer, which happens to be equivalent to 45ml vodka. It's a health term really. A 25ml shot is presumably defined that way for economic reasons. They are not related.

>> No.8549025

>>8549014
Id say so. Especially if you get shaky. It can go from manageable to horrific in the blink of an eye. Feverish sweating and feeling too hot is a classic symptom of acute alcohol withdrawal.

>> No.8549026

>>8549014
If it really is "almost every other day" i.e. at least a day or more in between, then it's probably your blood pressure. If you're being modest and you're actually drinking more frequently then it's just withdrawal.

>> No.8549035

Are there any other Australians in here? What can I drink on a budget that's not goon? The cheapest, nastiest vodka or whiskey is still at least $35 a bottle. I'm just so fucking sick of goon but I still want to have a good 7 or so drinks a night.

>> No.8549036

>>8549025
I don't think you know what acute means.

>> No.8549040

>>8549036
Err, why...?

>> No.8549077

>>8549025
>>8549026

thanks for the answers anons, guess ill try to lay off for a little bit

>> No.8549084

6 months sober

>> No.8549106

Going to basic on Monday and hopeful that it will be kinda like rehab or the cumulative hangover will kill me. Also I have half a bottle of whiskey do I buy another or beer

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8549256

>>8541074
>61
>not young
not that he looked it

>> No.8549272

>>8548449
Nice contribution and opinion bro, really useful.

>> No.8549275

>>8549106
Buy another bottle of Whisky

>> No.8549280

>>8539110
try going out drinking with friends and being loud, it's fun. what you have described sounds very sad and very lonely.

>> No.8549297

>>8549280
The truth is both ways are fun, and I've done both hundreds of times. I think it would benefit normies to not be so pussy as to try some introspection by getting hammered alone a few times. If you're afraid it's becoming a habit, just cut it out early. I didn't because I never felt afraid because I didn't feel like I had anything to care for outside of the people I hung out with.
They said when I was young that drinking alone was one of the worst things, and even though I became alcoholic, I don't regret it. All my friends are gone now anyway and I will probably never see them more than once a year.

>> No.8549402

scaredofneckcanceranon here
i went to my doctor, (its not a dental issue)
he behaved weirdly when feeling the lump
it stressed me out
i cant deal with people well, yet alone professional people.
i am now halfway through a box of wine and playing a nostalgic video game, because im sure i might die in a few years, and i may not get a chance to. ill probs seppuku before i die naturally anyway

generational abuse is a thing guys
it fucks people up

>> No.8549437

>>8539562
Unemployed. A lot of freetime and some cash for cheap beer and cosy lonesome nights in front of the computer.
Slowly went from every weekend, to twice a weekend, three times a weekend, plus wednesdays, now it's whenever I can afford it and it's nowhere near as good as it once was.

>> No.8549471

>>8547194
I also hide my drinking from the gf.

>that feel when she starts cleaning out the bedroom closet or on top of the cabinets where you stash your half bottles

>> No.8549502

>>8548243
Those are your lymph nodes. I think they make white blood cells. They might be infected. Usually they will be fine after a few day ls and the swelling will go down

>> No.8549562

>>8548864
I'd bet everyone has one kind of liquor they can't stand because of bad experiences in the past. For me it's Tequila... I can drink a shot by supressing the gagging but not more. Not sure if it's just psychological because I don't see a point in trying to be able to drink that nasty shit. Wouldn't want to trade with you, vodka is nice.

>> No.8549580

>>8549502
its only one node just under my chin to the left
its not hot so it doesnt seem infection desu
i do not feel sick or anything

saddest part is
id be happy if it was cancer

>> No.8549635

>stop taking medications
>drink copiously for a week
so this is the normie life....

>> No.8549707

>>8548811
Was this cold turkey? Don't do that.

Obviously you don't have the wherewithal to self taper, but c'mon man, should've done a medical detox.

>> No.8549721

>>8549106
I would start your taper NOW.

Get the shittiest light macro beer and be strict until you can hopefully go without and have no symptoms of withdrawal. Depending on how far you are, that may not even be possible in this timeframe.

>> No.8549836

I've been concidering drinking before work to maybe make it a little more bearable, but I'm worried about the smell.
I've heard vodka has little to no odor, is that actually true?

>> No.8549984

>>8547605
>for being a robbery getaway driver

I imagine a GTA cutscene :
>"And here's our driver"
>Camera turns to the door. It opens, a guy falls on the ground. The whole room immediately reeks like a distillery room in a hand sanitizer factory.
>He manage to step up, visibly wasted drunk, mumbling incoherently.
>He walks a few steps towards the group, falls from all his weight on a chair, smashing it.
>It sounds like he's trying to say he's OK, as he climbs onto the next chair.
>He's bleeding profusely from a cut on his face.
>He takes a flask from his pocket, has trouble opening it, he's shaking like a leaf in the autumn wind. It smells like 90° disinfectant.
>He takes a swing of if, barfs it up. Takes another swing, pukes whatever what left in his stomach. He wipes his face of booze, drool and blood. Takes a final swing, this time keeping it down while grimacing.
>"He's the best driver in town."

>>8548716
Sounds like you were under-dosed on benzos. Nightmarish hallucinations are often mixing up with reality. Next time, tell these things to a doc/nurse at the hospital, they're here to help.

>>8549562
Rhum and pastis for me.

>> No.8550221

>>8548421
At least you're trying. There are plenty of folks who have literally given up that ought to deserve my ire moreso than you, I suppose.

>> No.8550292

Just got fired from my job, broke and hopeless headed nowhere in life. Going to borrow money from my dad to start dealing, flipping packs. I feel like I'm trapped in a hole with no way out

>> No.8550311

>>8550292
what packs lad?

>> No.8550353

>>8548811
>like 1 m x 3 m worth of carpet has been cut out, with a huge knife left sticking out of the floorboards. No memory of it.
Jesus fuck.

>> No.8550488

got some beers
fml
gotta ease those self harm wounds withnalcohol

i hate myself and i am playing a kingdom hearts game

>> No.8550688

some black hobo was getting arrested when i went to the liquor store
kek