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8534453

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:27:08 2017 No.8534453 [Reply] [Original]

Things you can say about food that you can't say about your significant other

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:29:42 2017 No.8534463 The residual bile from poor cleaning gives it a real barnyardy flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:30:49 2017 No.8534469 It's too fatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:34:29 2017 No.8534480 I took it out of the freezer to thaw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:36:58 2017 No.8534492 It's overcooked, send it back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:37:15 2017 No.8534495 "it looks moist and tender"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:38:00 2017 No.8534500 >>8534453 "tastes like river rocks" t. Andrew Zimmerman

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:44:19 2017 No.8534520 File: 94 KB, 1920x1080, drew2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8534480 23 points to anon! Things your favorite celebrity chef would say about your sex life

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:51:10 2017 No.8534542 >>8534500 >ywn eat penis in a back alley with Andrew Zimmern. Why live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:53:31 2017 No.8534546 >>8534453 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:54:15 2017 No.8534552 File: 60 KB, 640x480, brisket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's really lean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 23:17:06 2017 No.8534638 >>8534520 "You forgot to put it on the plate"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 23:30:22 2017 No.8534697 File: 19 KB, 208x208, chef-john.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8534520 >You are after all, the Kiefer Sutherland of the using one hand...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 23:34:56 2017 No.8534708 >>8534520 >IT"S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 03:19:58 2017 No.8535162 "The knife glides through the flesh of the breasts like it would glide through warm butter"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 03:26:50 2017 No.8535172 File: 379 KB, 1111x597, 1444474703509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8534697

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 03:54:02 2017 No.8535200 >>8534697 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 05:03:24 2017 No.8535306 File: 9 KB, 208x243, b2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8534453 Sure glad this food is here

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 05:20:13 2017 No.8535325 File: 130 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8534520 It's so big and joocy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 05:56:09 2017 No.8535373 When one food pairs well with another you can and you should eat both at once. I just want to fuck my gf's sisters and friends come on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:04:37 2017 No.8535381 >>8535373 Anal or vaginal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:04:46 2017 No.8535382 >>8534492 This roast beef is delicious

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:15:52 2017 No.8535402 >>8535381 Vaginal

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 06:20:52 2017 No.8535410 >>8535402 Kek what a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 18:02:40 2017 No.8536944 >>8534453 it smells fishy