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C'MERE YOU

>> No.8528199
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>>8528190
o-ok

>> No.8528212

It's just really
>flaps fingers and rises up on toes
Earthy, gives it a nice
>brings hands together and raises fingers to mouth
Tart taste

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>>8528212
nice, sort of
>creamy
texture

>> No.8528219

WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE ICE
>i-in the freezer chef
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>> No.8528258
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what, did your /tv/ thread get deleted?

>> No.8528265

>>8528190
Gordon pls no I don't have the lamb sauce I s-swear.

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>>8528265

>> No.8528280

>>8528190
FUCK OFF, YOU GIANT TWAT.

>> No.8528293

>>8528190
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAWWW

>> No.8528314

>>8528278
N-NO GORDON I D-DON'T HAVE THE L-LAMB SAUCE

>> No.8528333

>>8528190
WHAT WERE YOU DOIN OVAH THERE? FUCKING JERK

>> No.8528338

RUSTIC

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>>8528212
>>8528215

>> No.8528368

>KNOB OF BUTTER
>IN

>> No.8528375
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>>8528368
>MUSLIMS
>OUT

>> No.8528387

>>8528190
PAN NICE AND HOT

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>>8528375
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE KNIFE CUTS MUHAMMED
>YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

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>>8528199
>What have you got there, dubs?
>Perfectly cooked, seasoned nicely
>Beautiful. Now fuck off back to your station.
>Service please

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>>8528212

>> No.8528483

>>8528403
I always love when he calls people up like he's going to yell at them and then tells them great job and to fuck off.

I don't think one episode goes by without a ruse

>> No.8528524

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>> No.8528541

What's the best season of Hell's Kitchen

>> No.8528569

>>8528541
This current one is pissing me off. I fucking hate Ryan but she's gonna win

>> No.8528688

>>8528569
I need to start season 16 over again. It really started off boring honestly

>> No.8528713

IT'S LIKE A BISON'S PENIS WHAT IS THAT SHIT

>> No.8528715

>>>/tv/

>> No.8529997

>>8528258
>>8528715
>Ramsay
>/tv/
Wew lad. This is some advanced shitposting.

>> No.8530012

>>8529997
Not really, those threads are common there.

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>get your pan nice and hot
>just a touch of butter

>> No.8530044

>>8530012
>crossposting filth sees fit to impose his Sharia law on a new board
Leftists, everybody.

>> No.8530054

someone respond to
>>8528541
ive been warming up to the idea of watching hells kitchen but i want to know which will be the most entertaining season for me to watch first

>> No.8530075
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Hey chef, r8 my dish?

>> No.8530087

>>8530075
>chicken nuggets are dry, bland, underseasoned and overcooked. Batter is soggy. tastes as though it was made in a microwave.
>Sauce tastes like heinz. only good part of the dish so far
>plate is gaudy. sections remind me of the school lunch from elementary. At least the design distracts me from how poor the presentation is
Horrendous

>> No.8530281

>>8530075
Are you 'avin a laugh? Takin' the piss, yeh?

>> No.8531788

>>8530075
THE TENDIES ARE FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAW

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>> No.8532519

>>8530044
did you know that topics can apply to more than one board

>> No.8532537

>>8530044
I'm the leftist who told them to go back to /tv/
You should go back to /pol/, and take your television with you

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>>8532537
you're fuckin gay bro

>> No.8532562

>>8528715
>well known chef
>multiple shows about cooking and the cooking industry
>not /ck/

do you sniff paint or something?

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>>8532562
>television program about screaming and swearing
>occasionally the topic of food comes up
>oh so it's /ck/ related!
stephen hawking had a cameo on star trek once therefore star trek is a documentary about theoretical physics, amirite?

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Que te pasa

>> No.8532588

>>8532566
jesus christ you're retarded, I'm just going to not even bother

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>>8532588
and yet, you're bothering

>watching a television program where a celebrity chef screams and throws stuff is the same as cooking at, dining at, or in any way interacting with the world of fine dining

this is what television addicts actually believe

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>>8528190
GOD WHAT IS HE DOING. LOOK A HIM.

>> No.8532615

>>8528483
my favourite part is when he says "fuck you" instead of "fuck off"
when he has really had enough of a persons shit he makes it personal.

>>8532580
good lord those breasts

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>>8530022

>just a drizzle of olive oil

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