Beans - the misunderstood food group

[Anonymous No.8522788]

Beans shouldn't be treated as poverty food.

[Anonymous No.8522793]

They are poverty food.

That being said, whole pinto beans are the GOAT side dish.

[Anonymous No.8522795]

they aren't

[Anonymous No.8522801]

Also beans don't cause any more gas than stuff like broccoli or celery.

[Anonymous No.8524453]

>>8522788
Beans are dirt cheap and plentiful. I'm not sure how they could not be considered poverty food. I still love them, but it chances nothing.

[Anonymous No.8524483]

>>8522788
>Long preparation time
>If you don't prepare them right they cause extreme intestinal discomfort
>Little flavor of their own

The definition of poverty food my man.

[Anonymous No.8524508]

gonna can these bad boys tomorrow

[Anonymous No.8524512]

>>8524483
>Long preparation time
That depends on the type of bean we are talking about (lentils cook in 15-20 minutes). For other stuff you can always buy canned.
>If you don't prepare them right they cause extreme intestinal discomfort
If you don't prepare meat right you might die.
>Little flavor of their own
simply not true if you know how to cook

[Anonymous No.8524544]

>>8524512
>Buying canned
>Ever

Canned beans are not ever cooked properly and are the #1 reason beans are so identified with gas issues when in reality if you properly cook them there is zero issue.

Preparing meat is an entirely different issue. Apples and Oranges. And note that many old religions in fact DO ban the meats that are often most dangerous when undercooked for this reason. And that meats that take longer to cook ARE considered poor food.

>Beans have flavor if you know how to cook

Objectively wrong. Beans have little flavor of their own. I suppose you would also try to tell me Tofu is totally flavorful too. "Haha yeah guys this piece of eggplant has the same amount of flavor as something like an orange or carrot!".

[Anonymous No.8524559]

so fucking delicious. A perfect balance of starch and fiber.

[Anonymous No.8524564]

>beans
>poverty food
Only you have shit tastes. Heirloom quality or go home.

[Anonymous No.8525623]

How do you properly cook beans so they are good and don't cuase gas or intenstinal wretching?"

[Anonymous No.8525631]

>>8524544

eggplants are really flavorful if roasted in the oven

they're terrible when raw though

[Anonymous No.8525633]

>>8525623
Just soaking them and changing the water at least once takes care of most of it. Some amount of gas is to be expected if you're the typical /ck/ denizen who eats nothing but a huge heap of third rate meat with every meal. Your gut flora have to adjust and that can take a few weeks of consistently eating a less meat-oriented diet. Easing your way into it by not switching straight to a giant bowl of beans for dinner every night would make it less traumatic, but it will also draw out the process more.

[Anonymous No.8525643]

>>8524544
next thing you'll be telling me water has no flavour at all. clean your fucking tastebuds.

>>8524544
>Canned beans are not ever cooked properly
picrelated

>>8524544
>meats that take longer to cook ARE considered poor food
wtf are you smoking? since when is the time you take to cook sth in any way related to its quality?

[Anonymous No.8525692]

>>8525643
>since when is the time you take to cook sth in any way related to its quality?

The cheap cuts are tough. You have to cook them low and slow to soften them up.

[Anonymous No.8525705]

>>8525692
And the tender cuts taste like garbage when cooked low and slow. What if I want a low and slow dish? Should I just use tenderloin to prove I'm not poor?

[Anonymous No.8525801]

>>8525623
Bring water to a boil, add the beans to the water and let them boil for 10-15 min. Then drain the water and bring the beans back to a boil with fresh water.
Soaking your beans over night will ruin the texture, there' no point to it.

[Anonymous No.8525841]

>>8522788
I agree. In the abundance of water, the fool is thirsty.

[Anonymous No.8525848]

>>8525705
You don't understand different cuts of meat. Stick with beans.

[Anonymous No.8525896]

>>8524508
pfft
>caning your own beans
pleb doesn't have a personal bean cannery

[Anonymous No.8525908]

>>8524544
I don't care about your shitty opinion fagtron.

I don't think anybody else does, either.

Go be autistic about beans somewhere else.

pic related it's you

[Anonymous No.8525936]

>>8524483
Spices are cheap af you pleb.

[Anonymous No.8525955]

>>8525936

>>he buys shit tier spices

[Anonymous No.8525987]

>>8522788
they are a poverty food
but still superior to most other food groups in almost every way
great taste
incredibly nutritious
don't cause diseases like meat
goes great with anything

[Anonymous No.8526365]

>>8525896
you're mad

it's almost time

[Anonymous No.8526386]

>>8522788
>tfw I made confit duck legs on a white bean cassoulet a few weeks ago
>biggest input from family was them wondering why I put the legs on something cheap like beans

[Anonymous No.8526405]

I love beans. Try roasting chickpeas with rosemary and olive oil

[Anonymous No.8526760]

>>8526365
Ahh, pasta e fagioli. But why not use cannellini beans like you're supposed to faggot?

[Anonymous No.8528148]

What do with canned beans?

What canned beans are best?

[Anonymous No.8528157]

>>8528148
Borlotti
Can of beans, can of crushed toms, add paprika and cumin with oregano, maybe some bacon or liquid smoke, simmer for 20mins to let the oregano flavor disperse, its pretty fucking tasty.