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[My daughter just turned 18 No.8521266]

My daughter just turned 18

[Anonymous No.8521270]

>>8521266
im sorry

[Anonymous No.8521273]

>>8521266
for me its the mckiken.

[Anonymous No.8521281]

>>8521266
Time to make a woman out of her.

I offer my services.

Inb4 pedo

[Anonymous No.8521294]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me in Spanish, you little Mexican bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class with a Bachelor of Arts in English, I've won numerous spelling bee competitions and have written over 300 confirmed best-sellers. I am trained in mass-media speaking techniques and I'm the best editor for the entire USA Today. You are nothing to me but just another sideways talking spic. I'll argue you the fuck out in God's English the likes of which has never been seen before in America, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Spanish shit talking to me over the Internet? Think again, wetback. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Immigration officers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the deportation, you chili choking pepper popper. The deportation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taco truck. You’re fucking deported, fence-hopper. I can speak anywhere, anytime, and I can debate you with over seven million words, and that’s just in English. Not only am I extensively trained in advanced English speaking, but I have access to the entire thesaurus of the United States Library of Congress and I will use it to its full extent to argue your miserable ass off the face of the country, you dirty pool digger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tortillas. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn anchor baby. I will shit America all over you and you will drown in my freedom. You’re fucking excommunicated, Sanchez.

[Anonymous No.8521298]

>>8521294
But senor, I have a gun.

[Anonymous No.8521299]

>>8521294
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

[Anonymous No.8521361]

>>8521266
This

[Anonymous No.8521385]

>>8521266
Post her tits or GTFO.