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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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8518126 No.8518126 [Reply] [Original]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN THESE WITHOUT THE JUICE MOTEHRFUCKING EXPLODING EVERYWHERE

>> No.8518130

No way. Do it over the sink bitch

>> No.8518132

>>8518126
I would just poke it with a needle and let some air seep in first anon.

>> No.8518134

>>8518126
Crack the seal a tiny bit, suck out some juice, peel off the lid completely, contemplate what brought you to this point in life where you are eating a child's fruit cup.

>> No.8518135

>>8518126
Buy fresh fruit.

>> No.8518137

You open it slowly?

>> No.8518146

same question for yogurt. i always end up with fucking yogurt splattered on my shirt.

>> No.8518152

Carefully

>> No.8518156
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8518156

You open just a tiny bit, suck up the excess juices, then you open the whole thing.

>> No.8518159
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8518159

>>8518130
fuck you

>>8518132
shove that needle into your neck

>>8518134
fuck you

>>8518135
I had organic blueberries before I ate the fruit cup, thanks
>>>fuck you

>>8518137
doesn't work

>>8518146
yogurt is nowhere near as bad

>>8518152
fuck you x2

>> No.8518179

>>8518126
hold the cup down on the counter while you peel the lid off. it keeps it level, and you won't be dealing with any inertia from pulling in opposite directions.

>> No.8518195

>>8518179
>>>/sci/

>> No.8518207

>>8518159
Why did you fucking ask then, asshole

>> No.8518364

Don't be a fucking sperg.

>> No.8518421

Pinch the lip of the cover between your teeth and hold your bottom lip to the side of the cup beneath it.

When you peel it open with your teeth, the juice will shoot into your mouth with no spillage

>> No.8518425

>>8518421
>the juice will shoot into your mouth
wat

>> No.8518501

>>8518146
>>8518126

Just curious what elevation you guys live. I grew up at about 500 ft elevation and never had an issue with exploding yogurt, but when I moved out west, I've lived at 5000 feet, 7000 feet, in difference cities, and Yoplait, at least, always explodes everywhere. At lower elevations, this isn't an issue.

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>>8518159

>> No.8518613

naked in the tub

>> No.8518615

>>8518126
Is this the kind of shit that goes on in /ck/?

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>>8518615
Oh hell no, don't let these retards represent us.
The REAL /ck/ is all about McChickens, pizza and drive thru audiobooks.