/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8508171]

Has /ck/ tried the best frozen pizza on the market yet?
>inb4 >frozen pizza
No one cares if you deny yourself one of life's greatest and most convenient pleasures.

[Anonymous No.8508182]

Of course.

With black olives, anchovies, and fresh tomato slices.

[Anonymous No.8508191]

>>8508171
How can it be great for grilling?

[Anonymous No.8508196]

>>8508191

[Anonymous No.8508199]

>>8508171

GOAT coming through

[Anonymous No.8508211]

>>8508196
Is this something commonly done? Has anybody grilled a pizza?

[Anonymous No.8508212]

>>8508171
>frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.8508213]

>>8508182
>anchovies
>muh meme fish
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA he fucking fell for it lads, lads he fucking fell for the anchovy meme
You know how those African villagers tricked Bourdain into eating fucking bugs even though they didn't? That is literally, L I T E R A L L Y you right now. Holy fuck kill yourself like seriously, right now.

[Anonymous No.8508219]

I wish I had that meme pizza from a year or two ago saved. Alas.

[Anonymous No.8508221]

>>8508213
Who hurt you when you were young? Who hurt you? :(

[Anonymous No.8508229]

>>8508213

You strolled into the wrong neighborhood, newfriendo.

[Anonymous No.8508230]

>>8508221
Not a weakling brainlet that would fall for such an obvious entry level food bait meme like the anchovy thats for sure. Go pour yourself a nice tall glass of bleach

[Anonymous No.8508233]

>>8508229
>>8508219
There it is.

[Anonymous No.8508238]

https://youtu.be/1GWzqrSPv5s

[Anonymous No.8508246]

I'm a party guy

[Anonymous No.8508250]

>>8508238
Kroger has some good products but their pizza is not one of them...it's gross and always tastes like cinnamon for some fucking reason

[Anonymous No.8508258]

>>8508250
It always tastes like pizza because they use it in the crust to enhance the rising potential and actuate the cheese so that it is gooier. If you don't like cinnamon in your pizza try their supreme it's the only one without it.

[Anonymous No.8508270]

>>8508246
these taste like cardboard, but they're like a dollar at winco

I usually throw them in the oven when my poorfag friends come over

[Anonymous No.8508274]

Wal Mart recently started selling this brand. It's pretty good for a frozen pizza, in my opinion. They also have a pepperoni (uncured) with chicken sausage, bell peppers, crimini mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, and basil. They have other varieties too.

Give it a try, /ck/

[Anonymous No.8508276]

>>8508274
That chicken sausage looks way too thick.

[Anonymous No.8508286]

>>8508274
The company who makes these send money overseas to china to make their cardboard boxes it's pretty fucked up. Don't support WalMart /ck/, don't be flyover midwest-tier stupid guys

[Anonymous No.8508290]

>>8508286
The company who makes most of the parts in your computer sends money overseas to China to make them.

[Anonymous No.8508293]

>>8508290
>>8508290
I made my own computer, dipshit. Nice non-argument and appeal to authority logical fallacy. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.8508297]

>>8508293
I bet you're this shitposting faggot: >>8508244

[Anonymous No.8508303]

>>8508297
I don't even like sriracha, I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. Nice strawman/bogeyman though. Try harder next time, troll. I bet you're the one shitposting on that thread too.

[Anonymous No.8508311]

>>8508276
Shut up you nitpicking faggot
>>8508286
When I buy a pizza, or really anything at a grocery store one of the LAST things I consider is where the cardboard comes from. >>8508293
You sound autistic.

It's a frozen pizza thread and I posted what I think is a good frozen pizza. Goddamn, /ck/.

[Anonymous No.8508318]

>>8508311
>When I buy a pizza, or really anything at a grocery store one of the LAST things I consider is where the cardboard comes from
Maybe thats why you're poor and eating garbage frozen pizzas in the first place.

>>8508311
>You sound autistic
I'm not the one eating trash from walmart. Kill yourself you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.8508326]

>>8508250

Whenever I used to cook the Kroger self-rising crust pizza, it would always make my kitchen smell like beer.

[Anonymous No.8508330]

>>8508326
>dough having yeast in it is bad!
Literally McFucking kill yourself wageslave.

[Anonymous No.8508338]

Screaming Sicilian is good for frozen pizza. Not too expensive either. $6 and it's much better than a $5 Little Caesar's or a $6 cheese pizza from the mediocre pizza place by my house.

[Anonymous No.8508339]

>>8508171
I only eat Jack's pizza topped with these.

[Anonymous No.8508349]

>>8508318
>posting your favorite frozen pizza in a frozen pizza thread means all I eat is garbage frozen pizzas
>implying i'm poor
>implying you can't buy pretty good ingredients to cook great meals with from the outer walls of any grocery store including WalMart

Project/assume much, you stupid piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.8508365]

>>8508349
>I-I'm n-n-not p-poor! W-walmart j-just h-has t-t-t-the b-b-b-b-best p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-produce! I-I s-swear!
I can afford gourmet pizzas custom made to order because I don't live in Flyoverville, USA and there are actual pizzerias around me. Sorry to burst your little argument, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.8508393]

>>8508365
>I have to put people into boxes so it's easier for me to make fun of them
I have a $250k a year salary plus $30k bonuses every quarter, I fuck a different woman every month, and I drive a Lexus. I also live on the coast, so gourmet pizzerias aren't a rare thing where I live either, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.8508399]

>>8508393
You also lie on the internet to make yourself feel better about living in buttfuck nowhere and shopping at Walmart ;)

Next you're going to compare McDonalds to Ruth's Chris! LOL!

[Anonymous No.8508418]

>>8508399
You're such a meme'er, friend. The truth is I don't live in a flyover state, we both can afford gourmet made-to-order pizza, and we're both wasting our time flinging shit in a dead thread about shitty, frozen pizza. I'm grown bored of this "argument". Go ahead and try to claim that you somehow won because I don't care enough to keep doing this back and forth with some random stranger on the internet over fucking frozen pizza. You're in this thread too.

[Anonymous No.8508429]

>>8508418
Why don't you use your $2.50/hr* to buy something a little more substantial than frozen pizza, like McDonalds? I think trash fast food suits you quite nicely.

>Fine you won but don't act like you won
LOL! I put you on suicide watch. How pathetic! Try not to get your trailer repossessed while you take out money store loans to buy cardboard pizza at Walmart ;)

[Anonymous No.8508448]

>>8508429
Exactly the response I expected from you, Cheetos-fingers. Keep pretending to be cultured and refined online while posting in a Cantonese duck calling enthusiast board about frozen pizzas. Suicide watch? You've projected so much in our exchange that I can pretty well picture the pathetic, edgy fool you are in real life - lashing out at anyone who disagrees with you or dares to call you a faggot. You poor, fat bastard.

Cuck.

[Anonymous No.8508456]

>>8508448
I didn't even read this post I can just imagine how angry you are typing away at your poorfag toaster in a fit of rage.

>I'm not going to reply anymore this is a waste of time!
>Replies again
Who is the true cuck? It seems like it's you.

You might want to calm down, all of that processed Walmart brand trash is bad enough for you. You don't want to have a heart attack at 15.

[Anonymous No.8508466]

>>8508456
lol okay, bud

[Anonymous No.8508468]

>tfw a thread celebrating based Jack's pizza turned into two sperglords arguing about unprovable things

[Anonymous No.8508469]

>>8508429
Autists get $1 per hour for future reference my friend. If that's what you're meaning. Retirees are around $2 an hour.

[Anonymous No.8508470]

>>8508466
>pic related it's you
Too bad you can't afford therapy. You need it lad

[Anonymous No.8508576]

>>8508211
My oven died so I used my grill to cook pizza for more than a year. I bought a large ceramic tile and wrapped it in foil, put the pizza on it and it's as good as an oven

[Anonymous No.8508597]

>>8508293
>I made my own computer, dipshit.

You assembled electronic Lego. I taught my 8 year old cousin how to do it. You did not lithograph any silicon yourself, chances are you've never even soldered a new cap on for repairs.

Your motherboard was assembled by literal slaves in China, your hard drive was assembled by slightly less slavey slaves in SEA, your case was most likely the same as your motherboard, same goes for PSU and most of your GPU. If they're lucky slaves they're Taiwanese.

The only parts of your computer not likely to be slave labor is the silicon, but that's mostly because employee costs mean shit when the fab costs upwards of a billion US dollars, and big boys like Intel/AMD have to build a new one every year / every other year.

[Anonymous No.8508914]

>>8508470
/ck/ truly is the easiest board to troll

[Anonymous No.8508949]

>>8508914
>You got le trolled


good meme kid, it's almost like you're fresh out of reddit.

[Anonymous No.8508968]

>>8508597
Don't be mean to the neckbeard, inserting cards into the slots they were designed to hold and spending 18 hours a week changing the font rendering in his loonix is all he's got going for him and distinguishes him from those dumb trust fund kids who buy apple (lol gullible!)

[Anonymous No.8508978]

frozen pizza is special in its own way due to that flat, crunchy, cracker-like crust.

freshly made restaurant pizzas just don't have that. at least not the ones i've seen.

[Anonymous No.8508992]

>>8508949
You still think you didn't get trolled? Very interesting :)

[Anonymous No.8509062]

>>8508978
Red Baron and Tombstone really corner the market on cracker pizza.

[Anonymous No.8509089]

>>8508338

Screaming Sicilian is like $11 bro>>8508339

[Anonymous No.8509794]

>>8508393
> I fuck a different woman every month, and I drive a Lexus

He's just memeing us, right?

[Anonymous No.8509924]

I like these

[Anonymous No.8509946]

I like to take a slice of Red Baron and a slice of Tombstone and eat one on the of the other.

[Anonymous No.8509997]

dr oetker is obviously the patrician choice

[Anonymous No.8510969]

Bump for more shitposts pls

[Anonymous No.8510980]

>>8508270
If you had money for real, you would spend more money, not less, when your "poorfag" friends come over to not only try to privately brag but let them eat things they normally wouldn't. This is how we know you buy them for yourself. You also would not be at winco shopping for your "poorfag" friends coming over. Or any time. Your housekeeper would be or someone else with the list of what you need for the week or day or anything else. Just like you wouldn't go to winco and buy a swiffer sweeper. You'd be trying to fuck your maid or housekeeper thinking you deserve it when your wife isn't around simply because you think money makes you be able to have anything you want, and frozen $1 pizzas would not be it.

[Anonymous No.8510981]

Jenos were the best. Back before Totinos (I think it was Totinos) bought them out then reissued them. And the best way was to ignore the directions and cook them in a microwave for two minutes and forty eight seconds until they were a gooey chewy mixture of pizza slop.

[Anonymous No.8511041]

>>8508286
>citation needed

[Anonymous No.8511141]

How do you cook a Tombstone pizza so it doesn't feel like I'm eating a fucking piece of slate with sauce and cheese on it? Always comes out way too fucking crunchy.

Please give me advice on how to cook it so it comes out softer.

[Anonymous No.8511161]

>>8511141

Bury it on a tropical beach overnight and dig it up in the morning after the crabs have had at it.

Then throw it over a nice bonfire while you go fishing.

Then cook your catch over the coals and completely forget about the pizza.

[Anonymous No.8511187]

[Anonymous No.8511303]

>>8508246
Funny, it says its party pizza but it's only enough for one. Food for thought :)

[Anonymous No.8513228]

>>8511187
You know Annie's makes some good pizza rolls.
Just mentioning it.

[Anonymous No.8513277]

I used to be all about Red Baron's French bread pizzas

[Anonymous No.8513278]

>>8513228

>uncured pepperoni

How can people live like this?

[Anonymous No.8513435]

For me, it is Home Run Inn, the best frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.8513443]

>>8508211
yes

[Anonymous No.8513456]

>>8508238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93P4wqVom10

Hello food fans

[Anonymous No.8513604]

>>8510980
>someone actually spent their time typing up a scathing dissertation about cardboard frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.8514080]

>>8508213
hi newfriend

[Anonymous No.8514202]

My favorite as of lately

[Anonymous No.8514280]

>>8508199
this

[Anonymous No.8514301]

>frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.8514339]

[Anonymous No.8515957]

>>8508199
these are the fucking best