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>umm excuse me i believe the number 4 was suppose to come with 6 tenders and I only got 5.

wat do /ck/?

>> No.8493819

make a thread about it on a mongolian grass weaving site.

>> No.8493820

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE'S MY TENDIE

>> No.8493829
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8493829

>order 4pc tender meal
>2 of the "tenders" are the size of nuggets

>> No.8493835

>>8493819
You think Ghengis Khan ever learned how to grass weave in the middle of pillaging?

Just imagine of bunch on mongolians fucking terrified women doggy-style while braiding together blades of grass they found as lanyards. In the distance; a village burns to the ground and people are slaughtered.

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>>8493835
nigga you high

>> No.8493906

Give the customer another tender. It literally costs about 25 cents in raw food cost, it's not worth losing a customer's 5 bucks tomorrow to save 25 cents today.

>> No.8493909

>>8493906
Exactly this. If you're a grunt it's not worth making a big deal over it.
Most chain policies, training materials, etc etc just say to give the customer what they want. Yes, customers know this and will try to fuck the company over with that. It's not worth it to try and fight it.

>> No.8493911

>>8493906
Shit, give em two and maybe they'll come back more often.

>> No.8493915

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

>> No.8493918

>>8493915
I would sing this if I could play an accompanying instrument.

>> No.8493920

>>8493918
it's been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvXwJU6BbE

>> No.8493923

>>8493915

Is a saxophone suitable?

>> No.8493924

>>8493920

my life is complete

>> No.8493937
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8493937

>Went to burger king
>Ordered the 10 nuggies for 1.49, because economics
>As I'm eating them, I'm subconsciously keeping count, and the numbers aren't adding up
>Im pretty sure they shortchanged me
>Buy another order and count them while eating them
>Nine fucking nuggets
>I'm ready to fucking fight
>Go to cashier and order more
>As soon as my tray is placed on the counter, I dump them out and count them right there
> shit, there's 11
>Mexican cashiers says "oops" and pops the extra nugget in her mouth

>> No.8493947

>>8493909
Fuck you.

>> No.8494036

Read the menu cunt you get three selects or five selects, you want more you pay for more

>> No.8494052

>tfw KFC no longer has their 6 strip meal with 2 sides
>all they have now are $5 fill ups and buckets
>fill ups have too few tendies
>buckets have too many

>> No.8494088

>>8494052
>too many tendies
I bet you have a job and girlfriend you stupid dick face

>> No.8494094

>>8494088
I do have a job but no gf. The 3 tendies in the fill ups are way too few and the 9 you get in the share bucket are too many. 6 tendies plus the 2 sides of mashed potatoes is the perfect amount.

>> No.8494097

>>8494094
>the 9 you get in the share bucket are too many
What the fuck is your problem, it's like saying you're sick of breathing too much air

>> No.8494099

>>8494097
Sorry for wanting to be able to eat all my tendies in one go while they're still nice and crisp you fucking lardass

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8494104

>>8494099
>he can only eat 6 tendies in one go

>> No.8494106

>>8494099
>"Sorry for wanting to eat my fast food in pristine, optimal conditions"

How dare you call anyone here fat. If you'd only think before you speak, you'd realize that you were the lardass this whole time.

>> No.8494331

>>8494106
ok lardass