/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8493293]

Find a flaw.

[Anonymous No.8493301]

I would be projectile vomiting pure stomach acid if I ate this.

[Anonymous No.8493310]

>pickled jalapenos

[Anonymous No.8493315]

>>8493293
>implying there's no flaws in burnt cake pizza

[Anonymous No.8493326]

>>8493293
Your mother conceived.

[Anonymous No.8493338]

>>8493293
Holy shit dude. Was that your gram's recipe for cherry pie and you substituted tomatos and jalepenos?

[Anonymous No.8493383]

>>8493293

Sauce in your mustache man!

[Anonymous No.8493385]

>>8493293
I'm not eating it.

[Anonymous No.8493397]

>>8493293
I'm actually kinda curious how a 'go 'za would taste as a yuro. I'm assuming like lasagna without the pasta. Either way, I think it might be good if a bit overpowering.

[Anonymous No.8493432]

It looks like a prop from Hellraiser.

[Anonymous No.8493452]

>>8493293
Raw canned tomatoes with nasty canned halapeños.

Not eatin' that stuff

[Anonymous No.8493473]

Could really use some anchovies.

[Anonymous No.8494714]

>>8493452
needs must
needs must

[Anonymous No.8494725]

>>8493397

It's not what you think. It's not a cheese sauce in there, it's pound or two of mozzarella with 'toppings' near the surface, then tomato sauce over the top. Ever had raclette or baked brie/vacherin? It's like that but blander

[Anonymous No.8494727]

>>8493397
>I'm actually kinda curious how a 'go 'za would taste
It's a buttery brioche kind of crust. The cheese is rich, because it's full fat, not skim milk cheese, and the sauce is on top, just enough. A good_traditional_ chicago pizza pie should and will have italian sausage crumbled on top of the sauce, which will cook in a high heat oven, releasing the pork fat juices and fennel, oregano, garlic and other herbal flavor down into the cheese and sauce. The strongest cheese is on top, the parm is grated fresh. A Chicago deep dish pizza is pretty much nothing like pizza, and more like a casserole like you said, lasagna minus the pasta sheets, but with the crust, it's like getting your garlic bread in each bite too. It's a lot like mozzarella sticks, oozing cheese, if you've had those.

[Anonymous No.8494732]

>>8493397

This. You don't get these outside of the U.S. and Amerifats argue about them continually. As a Brit it just makes me want to try one to see what the fuss is about.

All we have is actual Italian style pizza or commercial U.S. pan style like Dominos or Pizza Hut.

[Anonymous No.8494737]

>>8493293
Nice tomatosauce pie.

[Anonymous No.8494805]

>>8494732
that looks simpler and better

[Anonymous No.8495144]

>>8493293
>Deep dish

[Anonymous No.8495186]

>>8494805
It looks like a nigger stole most of the cheese and toppings

[Anonymous No.8496340]

>>8495186
His mom sucks nigger cock, so shit happens.

[Anonymous No.8496678]

>>8493293
It's tomato soup in a burnt bread bowl

[Anonymous No.8496901]

>>8493293

Not deep enough

[Anonymous No.8496915]

>>8493293
The picture was taken with an iCuck phone so you already know OP has pleb taste

[Anonymous No.8496995]

>>8493315
Please, no meat touching ma'am

[Anonymous No.8497031]

>>8496915
Android is for niggers and europoors. This is an indisputable fact. Look up one of those maps that show the locations of android versus iOS users, Android areas are nigger central. Stay broke, Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.8497039]

>>8497031
>Pays more for an objectively worse product
>B-but Think Different!
>Bought the phone to fit in with every other retard who bought it
>Bragging about it
I swear iphone owners are the biggest retards in existence

[Anonymous No.8497042]

>>8493310
everything is better pickled.

[Anonymous No.8497043]

>>8497039
Doesn't change the fact that you're a broke ass nigger, Jamal. Enjoy your shitty little android phone.

[Anonymous No.8497045]

is this a deep dis pizu?? t. thinkin of making one someday

[Anonymous No.8497052]

>>8497031
How much did you pay for your refurbed iphoney 5s, jamal? And I tell you how much I paid for my brand new galaxy 7

[Anonymous No.8497057]

>>8497043
You keep implying these implications but you're just talking out of your ass my cucked friend

[Anonymous No.8497065]

>>8497052
You stole that shitty Samsung, you shiftless nigger. Maybe steal something of value next time, you crack addled chimp. Good night now dumb jig, don't let that phone explode and burn down the slum you live in! ;)

[Anonymous No.8497066]

>>8497057
>paying more for "refined software" because too retarded for open source

ebin

[Anonymous No.8497067]

>>8497043
says the broke nigger that has to finance his iturd over 2 years.

[Anonymous No.8497073]

>>8497031
Insanity: The post.

[Anonymous No.8497074]

>>8497057
No, you just think about dudes asses and cucking nonstop because you are an aids ridden faggot.

[Anonymous No.8497076]

Jalapenos are fine for a 'za, but they don't belong on a 'go 'za.

[Anonymous No.8497078]

>>8497074
Not an argument

[Anonymous No.8497079]

>>8497073
t. Some broke nigger

[Anonymous No.8497087]

Can we get a mod in here to clean up all this racist garbage?

[Anonymous No.8497102]

>>8497087
no, but you can fuck off to reddit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8497109]

>>8497102
What's with your obsession with reddit?

[Anonymous No.8497112]

>>8497109
what's your obsession with racism?

[Anonymous No.8497156]

MOOOODDDDSSSS

[Anonymous No.8497179]

Mod here. Behave yourself, bloody teens, I'm having a moment here with the missus.
Now, leave me alone or I fucking bite your nob off.

[Anonymous No.8497187]

>>8497087
Can we get a mod in here to clean up all this newfag?

[Anonymous No.8497873]

>>8493293
It's a jpg on my computer screen instead of a physical pizza in front of me.

[Anonymous No.8497926]

>>8497042
Except cucumbers. And everything else.
Fresh food beats brine shit.

[Anonymous No.8497978]

>>8493293
choking hazard