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I never understood the ice cream meme. Why do people eat flavored heavy cream when they could just make a dish using that flavor for half the calories and twice the satisfaction?
>tfw too intelligent for ice cream

>> No.8485810

>>8485806
>Why do people eat flavored heavy cream when they could just make a dish using that flavor for half the calories and twice the satisfaction?

such as

>> No.8485814

>>8485810
>spoonfeed me!
Nu-/ck/ was a mistake.

>> No.8485815

>twice the satisfaction

I'm pretty sure you just have bad taste. The coldness and the texture imparted by being frozen or semi-frozen is half of the experience.

>> No.8485839

>>8485814
You should clean out your underwear after talking out your ass this much

>> No.8485878

>>8485806
>Thinks that that anything edible is capable of dismissal from a culinary vantage point
>Doesn't realize where he is
>Can't manage to balance his diet
>Too stupid to enjoy ice cream
Take your caloric concerns and shame to /fit/.

>> No.8485901

>>8485806
Back in the day a frozen dessert was a total luxury. So were cold drinks. Because in the days before everyone had a freezer in their house people had ice delivered to their homes. So anything cold or frozen when the weather was hot was a big deal. In the case of ice cream the outrageous calorie content was less of a big deal back in the times when people regularly worked physical labor jobs for 13 hours a day and ate 4000-5000 calories daily to sustain that.

It's a pretty absurd thing to eat if you only burn 2000 calories in a day.

>> No.8485942

Since when did milk become a preservative?

i no longer can tell satire from retardation.

>> No.8485954
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8485954

>Anon! we're going to the beach! let's get some ice-cream and watermelons!
>No, let's have some vanilla soup and cocoa vegetarian chili

>> No.8485969

Everything is now a meme.

>> No.8485987

>>8485806
Completely wrong. Pure vanilla beans ARE black. However, ice cream (CREAM!!) is fucking white. Even if you buy really strong vanilla bean organic icecream bullshit, it will still be mostly white.

>> No.8486001

>>8485806

Are there any other food-related things like this?

>> No.8486010

>>8485806
your grandma is a fucking retard

>> No.8486018

>>8485987
This.

>> No.8486038

>>8485942
>joke among specific community
>meme
>jokes in general
>meme
>person who everyone thinks is a fool
>living meme
>image with text
>meme
>being facetious/pretending to be stupid
>memeing

>> No.8486056

>>8485987
do you feel smart

>> No.8486097

>>8486038

I mean, a meme is, by definition, just a repeated thought or concept. It can definitely apply to all those things because of how broad a thing it is.

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8486147

>>8485806
>twice the satisfaction
what can replicate the texture and flavor of cream with half the calories and twice the satisfaction? literally nothing, there will always be compromises. what are you, vegan? just don't eat ice cream all the time if you don't want to be fat.

>> No.8486154

>>8485806
FAKE NEWS

>> No.8486157

>>8486154
>>>/pol/
Honestly if it is fake then maybe we should just retcon history to let it be so. It could be one step on the long path to making minorities feel like they're actually seen as equals and not just as slaves like the all too recent olden days.

>> No.8486170

WE

>> No.8486176

>>8486157
>retcon history
genius. How about instead we start treating them as equals now rather than pretend they always were. How in the fuck would black ice cream make them feel equal anyway?

>> No.8486183

>>8486170
WUZ

>> No.8486187

>>8486176
I can see that it isn't worth debating you. Actually have some empathy and stop worshipping everything your beloved orange cheeto says. I just feel bad for you honestly. I couldn't live being an awful human being like you are.

>> No.8486190

A smoothie gives better texture and more complex flavor, and a fraction of the calories.

>> No.8486196

>>8486187
>>8485806
DID YOU KNOW THAT MILK USED TO BE BLACK, BUT WHITE PEOPLE COULDN'T HANDLE THAT SUCH NUTRITIOUS LIQUID WAS BLACKED SO THEY GOT YAKUB TO USE HIS SCIENCE MAGIC TO CHANGE IT. LIKE-RETWEET-SUBCRIBE-SHARE.

>> No.8486199

The anti white racism is getting pushed way further anti black racism ever was. but it's ok, "we" totally deserve it for daring to be born, amirite?

>> No.8486205

>>8486196
Incredible strawman. I don't know why I expect better from Trump supporting 4chan. I'm continually disappointed.

>> No.8486210

>>8486199
>"we"
Don't lump me in with you. I, as a white person, understand that our race has committed atrocities again PoC that need to be addressed, apologized for, and repented for. You, on the other hand, see nothing wrong with the past and think that everything would be fine if people stopped talking about it.

>> No.8486213

>>8486187
Good lord you're stupid, maybe actually read what I wrote. "retconning history" to patronize people is far from respecting them as human beings.

>> No.8486219

>>8486205
>Incredible strawman
it's literally op's message. But you defended it when it came from a black person, and now you call it a strawman when it's fro someone else.
Black ice cream never existed. vanilla has no coloring property outside a vague light yellowish color that woldn't be noticeable with cream's natural color.
so instead of telling people who have truth to present to go away, I suggest your self important cunt to fuck off and read a few hundred books.

>> No.8486228

>>8486196
You do realize OP's image is a satire right?

If believing things at face value is the thing for you, maybe reddit is more your kind of place r/the_donald user? In this website we don't succumb to trolling so easily.

>> No.8486239

Holy fuck, leave it to 4chan to turn a thread about ice cream into a political debate jfc

>> No.8486250

>>8486213
No, you're the stupid one. If you can't see the hypocrisy and absolute incorrectness in your post them I don't know what to say. Try being a decent fucking human being.

>>8486219
You're just blabbering and spewing buzzwords. It's clear that reading comprehension isn't your strong suit. If you even can, go back and read my posts. Don't pull a Trump and start yelling in an attempt to be right with your volume. Actually look at the information available and make an informed response.

>> No.8486255

>>8486239
>jfc
You have to go back.

>> No.8486258

>>8486228
>OP's image is a satire right?

rather hard to tell with both left and right seeing as fucking pepe was a talking point in the election cycle of one of the most powerful nations on the earth.

>> No.8486268

>>8486258
Dude, reddit is more the place for you, just go, trust me you'll have a good time there.

>> No.8486271

>>8486268
Reddit is better than this shit hole fuck you.

>> No.8486302

>>8486210
and cucks like you are why blacks will never get over it

>> No.8486305

>>8486302
>le cuck meme
Post and opinion discarded. What a joke.

>> No.8486311

>>8485806
Why is Facebook full of fake news

>> No.8486338

Reminder that Trump isn't against LGBT for the thousandth time. Fucking morons.

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8486343

>>8486239
This was obviously OPs intent not ice cream. Otherwise they wouldn't pick a picture that would obviously overshadow the topic. Politics are the birds man.

>> No.8486354

>>8486338
>Isn't against LGBT
>appoints a cabinet that is mostly anti-LGBT
uh huuuuuh

>> No.8486365

>>8486338
Proof?

>> No.8486371
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8486371

>Black people getting shitty at me for being white
>Tfw I'm irish

>> No.8486375

>>8486371
uh what, Irish people are white?

>> No.8486384

>>8486375
Are you saying
1. Irish people ARE white?
Or
2. Irish people are WHITE?

>> No.8486390

>>8486375
Irish people were the niggers of literally all time but the 1950s

>> No.8486400

>>8486375
Great, now we get to talk about the INCREDIBLE PRIVELEGES OF THE IRISH PEOPLE

Everyone does know this is a false-flag thread, right? You are aware, are you not? It's fine if everyone realizes it's just harmless shitposting, but I'm kinda worried about you all.

>> No.8486404

>>8486384
Irish people are included in the umbrella that is white people

>> No.8486417

>>8486400
t. Butthurt white male

>> No.8486418

>>8485806
>___ is a meme
Fucking millennials.

>> No.8486421

>>8485806
Thats a lot of bullshit in one facebook post.

>> No.8486443
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8486443

>this whole fucking thread

Can't even enjoy /ck/ without a couple of retards trying to debate race relations

>> No.8486449

>>8486354
>>8486365
>has said it multiple times
>has held up an LGBT flag while smiling
>has said that the whole gay marriage debate is done and that he won't do anything about the results

>> No.8486451

>>8486417
This just feels vindictive and lazy. Are you alright? Wanna talk about it?

>> No.8486530

>>8486451
I do want to talk about it. Unfortunately wherever I try I get called a dumb nigger.

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8486536

>>8486421
Have you never experienced the wonders of Melanin Magic posts?

>> No.8486542

>>8486530
Let's talk about it. I won't call you names.

>> No.8486557

>>8486530
>>8486542
Yeah, just let it out. If you're feeling frustrated there's no reason to bottle it up.

>> No.8486565

>>8485806
Although that image is obvious bait, this is actually true for things like sugar, flour, and rice. It's also the reason why we wipe our asses with chlorinated sheets of paper. Neither of these are really white, with exception to rice kernels when hulled. And, perhaps ironically, all are much healthier in their natural color.

>muh pure as the driven snow

>> No.8486570

>>8486542
>>8486557
Please don't provoke the animals.

>> No.8486646

>>8486570
That's not a nice thing to say about someone. Presumably (if he's not some sort of robot spy) he processes emotional responses the same way you do.

>> No.8486655

this thread is pol bait

fuck off

>> No.8486660

>>8485806
Black sesame is the ultimate ice cream flavor.

>> No.8486673

>>8486183

CRAME

>> No.8486824

So white people didn't use to eat chocolate or drink coffee either?
Do you know how black pasta was invented? Famished farmers when the crops burned took the burned shit with some cereals if they had any and begged the people at the mill to grind it so they could eat or else they would die
I hate when sjws pretend that white people never struggled when they never struggled, it's pretty impossible today in the West to really experience oppression when we throw more food to the garbage than we eat

>> No.8486831

>>8486210
Tell me, where would african americans be if their ancestors hadn't been slaves? Are you saying they would be happier in sub-saharan africa?

>> No.8486841

>>8485987
that's the joke dude

>> No.8486846

Y'all white bois can't handle 98% vanilla bean ice cream

>> No.8486857

>>8486250
this has to be bait

>> No.8486869

>>8486565
The practicality of white sugar flour and paper is to be able to observe contaminants. Shit can get mixed into powder very easily and being able to see it is important.

Besides that, would you want shit to camouflage with the paper you're using so you never know if your ass is clean? Or write on paper less visibly?

>> No.8486890

>>8486449
>has said it multiple times
He's also said he didn't mock a disabled reporter multiple times, when he did it ON VIDEO

>has held up an LGBT flag while smiling
it was upside down and said "lgbt for trump", I think he was more excited for the photo op than actually supportive

>has said that the whole gay marriage debate is done and that he won't do anything about the results
His cabinet seems to differ, and as everybody knows, the cabinet is what actually manages anything

>> No.8486900

>>8485806

Your question is stupid and you are stupid. It would be justifiable if you weren't asking why people eat one of the most beloved and delicious food items on the planet instead of eating something else made of the same ingredients. It's fucking ice cream, and you're literally retarded.

>> No.8486920

>>8486831
This is bait.

>> No.8486941

>>8486210
Fucking kill yourself and take your idiocy elsewhere.

>> No.8486951

>>8486920
How's it b8 when it's true? Shit dude, I'm okay with slavery because I love living here. That anon is right. My brethren in Africa are fucking retarded and if it wasn't for slavery, I'd be one of them. I don't need your pasty pathetic white ass getting offended for me.

>> No.8486956

>make vanilla ice cream at home
>turns out white

I think I fucked up

>> No.8486978

You're retarded and this thread belongs on /pol/.

>> No.8486980

>>8486956
Did you add milk? The trick is to just freeze the vanilla extract and eat it from the cone.

>> No.8487005

>>8486951
t. pasty pathetic alt-right whiteass

>> No.8487010

>>8486951
You not black lol

>> No.8487012

>>8487005
>>8487010
Mhm. Typical leftist racists. Just cause I'm black and disagree with your shit, I can't be black. Get the fuck on out of here racist pieces of shit.

>> No.8487026

>>8487012
lol nigga you dumb as shit. I voted for Trump and I know your dumb ass sure as shit not black.

>> No.8487032

>>8487026
Let me guess, because I'm not typing like a typical ghetto nigga? Nah, fuck that. Sorry massa I don't fit your views on niggers massa please don't whip me massa I is sorry

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8487039

>>8487032
Fuck outta here with that Uncle Tom bullshit. Hit us with a selfie of you so bold.

>> No.8487047

>>8487039

>Cowboys

kek

>> No.8487049

>>8487032
t. whiteboi pretending to be an Uncle Tom

Do better, dumbass. No one's fooled.

>> No.8487052

>>8485806

People are children.

>> No.8487059

>>8487039
Unlike you, I don't need these faggots approval like some pet nigger.

>> No.8487061

>>8487059
Damn white boy you mad as fuck lol Get blown the fuck out then be racist just like your daddy. It's just sad lol

>> No.8487062

>>8487059
>I respect myself too much to prove I'm not lying
uh huuuuh, nice ad hominem

>> No.8487075

>>8487039
>Cowcucks
Fucking kek

>> No.8487082

>>8487047
>>8487075
Ay we coming back next year just wait. No more Romo holding us back lol

>> No.8487113

>>8486187
I think your on the wrong site snowflake

>> No.8487115

>>8486271
Nobody is forcing you to be here

>> No.8487116

>>8486857
Seriously though

>> No.8487118

>>8486890
So because someone is disabled means you can't throw their own crap back in their face?

>> No.8487178

this thread is gold, poe's law in full effect

>> No.8487319

>>8486228
It's difficult when your satire is completely indistinguishable from run of the mill "this unattributed 19th century painting proves Charlemagne was black, learn your own history" hotepery

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8487320

>>8486869
>The practicality of white sugar flour and paper is to be able to observe contaminants.
That's bullshit. You mean to tell me buckwheat and rye flour have a copious amount more contaminants than bleached wheat? What they do have is a lot more nutrients, unless you consider those contaminants.

>Besides that, would you want shit to camouflage with the paper you're using so you never know if your ass is clean? Or write on paper less visibly?
Again, you're full of shit. No pun. First, I never said anything about writing paper, although for millennia mankind seemed to do just fine with parchment. Secondly, the color of unbleached paper is something similar to pic related. Now if you can't see your shit stains on that, then I don't know what to tell you, stop living off nothing but Soylent.

Not to mention that rubbing chlorine up your asshole two or three times a day can't be the healthiest practice, I would surmise. Especially with much safer bleaching methods available, such as peroxide. But that's for another discussion.

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8487612

>>8486176
man, i cant believe theres a well reasoned post in response to obvious bait.
Well anyway theres always going to be stormfront trash, and its not like they don't have their crazy black counter parts in similar revisionist history. this meme is now stale as a rock and could use some nu-slavery to compensate

>> No.8487641

>>8486673
AND

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8487659

>>8486250
I refuse to believe that somebody in their right mind would defend pretending that vanilla ice-cream is a global conspiracy to oppress minorities and that it's the sensible, human, compassionnate (?) thing to do.

Sort yourself out anon.

>> No.8487663

>>8485806
>for half the calories
Ice cream is one of the least calorific desserts, senpai.

>> No.8487698

>>8487663
Well, here in yurop most the the "ice cream" that is sold is actually made from skimmed milk and a tiny bit of cream. Much cheaper, of course.

There are a few brands like Haagendazwhateveristhatnameeven that made actual "ice CREAM", and bloody hell it's far, far more calorific than pretty much anything else except a cake.

desu even milk-based ice is gucci

>> No.8487726

>>8486038
Languages evolve, faggot.

>> No.8487740

>>8486920
That's a really great argument, tell me how conditions are better in sub-saharan africa than they are in the US.
Tell me how the reduction of infant mortality, fewer rapes, murders, and assualts under colonialism is inferior to the amazing "civilization" Africans enjoyed.
Oh wait, if you consider "civilization" to be architecture, metallurgy, mathematics, literature, or the lack of superstition and cannibalism, African's didn't enjoy any kind of civilization.
Tell me why the white race is the only race that has to pay reparations. Every race and every nation has done something they could be punished for.

>> No.8487761

>>8487726
More like devolve.

>mememememememememe

>> No.8487779

>>8486210
I'm not white (Hispanic), and holy shit you're fucking embarrassing. Have some respect for yourself, man. You're an embarrassment to all whites around and in this thread. I don't use this ever but you just might be the prime definition of a Cuck.

>> No.8487784

>>8486210
>I, as a white person, understand that our race has committed atrocities again PoC that need to be addressed, apologized for, and repented for. You, on the other hand, see nothing wrong with the past and think that everything would be fine if people stopped talking about it.
lol

>> No.8487840

I can't imagine that the ice cream in OPs picture is all that tasty. Why the fuck is the cone also black? Also this >>>/pol/ shit is awful.

>> No.8487865
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8487865

>>8487840
i think it's the asian squid ink icecream

>> No.8487874

>>8487865
>>8487865
There's also a flavor called Nero, which is like, black sugar, black sesame seeds, black pine seeds, and some other stuff, and that tastes fucking AMAZING

>> No.8487897

>>8487740
Sure, I can take some starving gook out from under a rice patty somewhere and chain her to a radiator in my basement where I repeatedly rape her, but hey, at least she has a small tv, some clothes to wear, and I occasionally throw her some scraps. She's much better off.
>your logic

Also
>mathematics
You can thank pajeet and ahkmed for that.
>lack of superstition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_witch_trials
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Ages_(historiography)
>cannibalism
This is certainly not restricted to any one race.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism#Middle_Ages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party#Claims_of_cannibalism

inb4 kingz wingz n thangz

>> No.8487924

>>8485806
negros are not people

>> No.8487930

>>8486449
>"I dun h8 the blacks"
>But imma put a bunch of known white supremacists in positions of power
>Those assholes use their new found power to impose legislation that hurts blacks
>"But i dun hate the blax guys, i dunno wut ur talkin about?"

Oh yeah, words mean so much in the current political climate, especially in his campaign

>> No.8487938

>>8485806
That sounds like complete horseshit

>> No.8487958

>>8486951
You make a point, but do the ends justify the means? Does the suffering of those that were slaves matter less than your life here vs somewhere else? Who is to say how African culture would have developed if slavery hadn't occurred? I don't think it's irrational to assume the country would be much better off than it is today, so African Americans today might be much better off actually, with less suffering too.

>> No.8487962

>>8487118
...yes

>> No.8487971

>>8487958
>African culture would have developed if slavery hadn't occurred
I don't know, ASK THE AFRICANS WHO SOLD THEIR PEOPLE AS SLAVES

It's really frustrating discussing with people that substitute their lack of any historical knowledge with overflowing SENTIMENT.

>> No.8487990

>>8487962
wow dude that's ableist wait til the thought police hears about this one, you'll be sorry scumbag

>> No.8488017

>>8486890
>He's also said he didn't mock a disabled reporter multiple times, when he did it ON VIDEO
Him mocking a disabled reporter doesn't mean that the reporter was mocked about his disability.

>> No.8488050

>>8487897
Nice meme arrows and wikipedia. That doesn't prove that african americans, or africa as a country would have done better without colonialism or slavery brought on by black warlords.

>> No.8488062
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8488062

>>8485806
The black ice cream pictured on the left is black sesame flavored. It's a popular flavor in parts of Japan. There isn't enough vanilla in vanilla ice cream to turn it anywhere close to that dark.

Your grandma is senile and just making shit up for attention.

>> No.8488063

>>8487971
First of all bro, acting all high and mighty makes you seem like a pompous asshat, not smart. A lack of patience and understanding isn't smart, it's actually more associated with those who believe they're more intelligent than they are.
Also, between the massive workforce leaving the country and the wealth system created by those transactions, slavery could easily have had a detrimental effect on development. It's not a lack of knowledge you're seeing here, it's the acceptance that just because you know how things turned out doesn't mean you know how they COULD have turned out. I'm not saying I do either, but you can't say it was a good thing and that Africa would definitely be shit as it was a major influence on their history.

Tldr: You can't argue a hypothetical scenario and then get pissy when someone presents an equally imaginary scenario.

>> No.8488067

>>8488017
UNLESS YOU WATCHED THE SHIT

>> No.8488071

>>8488050
Sure, let me pull out my time machine and picture perfect simulation techniques. Fucking racist retard.

>> No.8488081

>>8488062

I don't think that's his grandma M8. Real vanilla ice cream has black flecks in it and that poster is making shit up. It's an utterly insane campaign by black people to exploit the gap in racism that's not recognized in western culture.

It's gotten so goddamn insane that they're translating it to food. Then they wonder how Trump is about to become president.

>> No.8488083

>>8488050
>Africans are happier here than they would have been if history wasn't history
>Totally made up opinion with no proof to back up a totally imagined timeline
> "Buh-buh-But you can't PROVE your just-as-imaginary idea"
>REEEEEEEEEE

Nailed it bro, glad your ancestors were the ones brought over. Having to endure the mental anguish of you is essentially all the evidence I need to show why slavery was a shitty thing.

>> No.8488101

>>8488083
Also, I'm high as shit, not sure if the green text makes a ton of sense here. Does to me though so I'm keeping it. Why type this instead of just clarifying? Cuz I think it's funny right now.

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8488121

>>8488101

You're offering conflicting ideas and I'm not particularly sure about what you're trying to say.

I'd recommend not attempting to clarify it lest you make it even more confusing.

>> No.8488124

>>8487971
>he fell for the AFRICANS WHO SOLD THEIR PEOPLE AS SLAVES meme
I love when proslavery fags use this rationalization.
Especially before accusing others of
>substituting their lack of any historical knowledge with overflowing SENTIMENT.

Let's humor you for a second then that it's somehow true that an overwhelmingly large number of African chiefs sold their tribespeople by the boatload, literally millions, (why the FUCK would Europeans pay for all those slaves they could easily take for FREE? Which they did) there were also many Jews who helped the Nazis and even tossed their own families into ovens. I guess we should blame them for the Holocaust, too. Oh, wait, that never even happened, right?

>> No.8488133

>retards taking a poltard roleplaying memepage seriously
kill yourselves

>> No.8488139 [DELETED] 

>>8488050
>Nice meme arrows and wikipedia.
Yeah, I know, reading is not your thing. You ought to try it sometime, though. You might learn what the definition of conjecture is.

>> No.8488141

>>8488121
Fucking cocksocket making me put my joint down, I know you're not worth it, but I just cannot let this hypocritical shit go.

You're saying Africans are happier today in America than they would be in a fictional Africa where slavery didn't happen, something you cannot prove. Then in >>8488050 you're saying his argument isn't proof. If you can't prove your hypothetical, why does he need to be able to? You're acting as if your opinion on how things would have worked out is fact and he needs to prove it wrong, but neither of you have proof so stop acting like it's relevant in a discussion of hypotheticals

>> No.8488146

>>8488050
>Nice meme arrows and wikipedia.
Yeah, I know, reading is not your thing. You ought to try it sometime, though. You might learn what the definition of conjecture is.

>africa as a country
I rest my case.

>> No.8488195

>>8488141

You're getting way too into this hypothetical situation and it's exactly why I hoped you wouldn't push it any further man. This rabbit hole isn't really gonna go anywhere.

Smoke some more weed and shut the fuck up.

>> No.8488206

>>8485806
We wuz kangz

>> No.8488217

I used to eat ice cream. Then I found out I was lactose intolerant. I stopped eating it, not even lactose free or whatever ice cream. I lost a bunch of weight on the way, and I don't miss it.

Last time I had it was a spoonful at a fancy holiday party I went to. Fancy ice cream tastes like cheap ice cream so I'm not missing much.

>> No.8488280

>>8488195
Done.

>> No.8488286

>>8488217
Did the ice cream give you autism?

>> No.8488363

>>8488286
No.

>> No.8488991

>>8486147
Gelato is pretty darn good. It's not icecream though. If both weren't as good as they are they wouldn't be popular.

>> No.8489033

>>8488991
that still uses cream though and would trigger OP

>> No.8489060

>>8486841
Blatantly lying is not a joke.

>> No.8489070

>>8488081
It' s really sad, actually.

People don' t ask question anymore. Or think. They just read, like and spout their opinion.

>> No.8489165

>>8489033
There are those buzzwords again. Why do millennials have such a victim complex? Everything is "Us vs. Them" with you young folk.

>> No.8489221
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8489221

>>8489165
idk maybe OP could help you with that

>> No.8489224

>>8486210
This is some good bait.

Also I love the irony of saying People of Color, that's basically saying they're Colored people, which groups everyone who isn't white into one convenient little category. Sounds familiar doesn't it? Man, far lefties have so much cognitive dissonance it's funny.

>> No.8489273

>>8486038
what is memed or memed on?

>> No.8489483

>>8487958
Clever little false equivalence there, asking whether all of slavery was worth his individual happiness. Except, what would be right is to ask if all of slavery was worth the quality of most african american lives in america today.

>> No.8489503

>>8486375
The irish mostly didn't arrive in america until after slavery was abolished, I think is to what he's referring.

That and the irish, like the chinese, were pretty much in the same boat as the blacks at the time of their arrival. No, they didn't have the humans as property baggage the blacks did, but they were treated pretty similarly as far as work, pay, and decency at that time.

>> No.8489506

>>8489224
>suggesting that I, as a white person, must atone for the sins of past generations

I had no hand in the mistreatment of minorities, why should I be punished? I can't control what my past generations did

>> No.8489532

>>8487726
it's not up to one individual's laziness to decide that.

>> No.8489537

>>8487663
>Ice cream is one of the least calorific desserts,
what is your dessert list of reference because there ice cream is fucking loaded compared to a yogourt or a compote.

>> No.8489545

>>8489506
Just like PoC can't control what happened to their ancestors but society has created a racist system and institutional racism still exists. Why should they pay for what your dumbass grandfather did?

>> No.8489553

>>8489545
With that logic Italians should pay reparations, i know current ones have nothing to do with their ancestors but im pretty sure Romans might have enslaved some europeans at some point, if you dont agree you are racist.

>> No.8489590

>>8487320
retardalert.gif

>> No.8489647

>>too intelligent for ice cream

what is .. uh .. dumbass?

>> No.8489660

>>8485806
>everything I don't like is a meme

>> No.8489680
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8489680

>>8485806

Why do people eat pasta with sauce when they could just chug a glass of sauce for half the calories?

>> No.8489760

>>8485806
Do people really believe this shit in America?

>> No.8489776

>>8489660
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8489902

>>8489680
Incredible strawman.

>> No.8489924
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8489924

Chocolate ice cream with melted PB on top is my favorite thing to eat.

It's about 1500 calories for a big bowl and more filling than 1500 calories of anything but straight protein.

>> No.8489926

>>8489760
No, only radical BLM niggers.

>> No.8489932

>>8487865
There is also really dark chocolate ice cream that pretty much looks like tar, but it is really good.

>> No.8489934
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8489934

>>8489760
>Do people really believe this shit in America?

Niggers will believe literally anything you tell them, as long as you repeat it enough times.

>> No.8489935

>>8489165
gen x is the same way though.

>> No.8489936 [DELETED] 

>>8489924
>straight protein
no

>> No.8489939

>>8489924
lmao your body can only absorb 30 grams of protein at a time, sweetie

>> No.8490041

>>8489935
Which one is gen x?

>> No.8490224

>>8490041
Whichever one disagrees with /pol/ apparently.

>> No.8491326

>>8489165
boomers started it by trying to shift the blame for basically every single problem on earth onto us

>> No.8491336

>>8489165
>milennial hate
if you were born before 1980 and are posting on 4chan youve fucked your life up to the point where your opinions dont matter

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8491366

>>8491336
>this entire thread

>> No.8491385
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8491385

I love liquorice/salmiak ice cream, liquorice root and salmiak being light brown and white respectively, but generally dyed black for appeal.

Also, is this thread for real? C'man..

>> No.8491630

>>8491336
>being a buttblasted millennial
Wew

>> No.8491687

>>8490041
the one before teh millenials, so your grandparents. millenials were gen Y, and the post millenials that are underaged faggot phoneposting are actually gen Z.
But none of those words matter, they are marketing words, invented by "experts" to sell their own books.

>> No.8491870

Is American ice cream filled with calories or something?

>> No.8492022

>>8489939
tell that to /fit/

>> No.8492152

>>8491870
No clue. I think Americans boil the calories out of their fudge though.

>> No.8492222
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8492222

>>8491870
>>8492022
>>8492152

>> No.8492242

>>8492222
what the fuck

>> No.8492905

>>8492222
This has to be satire.

>> No.8492910

>>8491870
No we just eat disgusting amounts of it.
Ice cream is just a shitload of fat and sugar, any nations ice cream is gunna have a ton of calories

>> No.8492926

>>8486375
typhoid mary

>> No.8492959
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8492959

>>8491870
If anything, american ice cream has less calories than normal ice cream. Half the shit on the shelves from the major brands are low fat or "slow churned". Another common thing is for the ice cream to be made using water or to have air introduced into it to reduce calories per serving and/or make for a lighter texture.

I'm pretty sure a normal ice cream or gelato made with just cream, whole milk, sugar, and flavoring minimally processed would be more calorie dense than most of the stuff on American supermarket shelves.

>> No.8493393

>>8492910
>we
No.

>> No.8493550
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8493550

>>8486147
There's vegan icecream in most supermarkets now, OP just seems like a whiney cunt desu

>> No.8493591
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8493591

>>8485806
>>8485806
>>8486846
Shoot, I mean it's technically possible to blend in enough vanilla bean seeds to turn the the cream base black but I cannot begin to imagine how it would cost.

To say nothing of the taste..

>> No.8493645
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8493645

The bigger, more pertinent question that neither OP or anyone else is asking is; if vanilla flavored ice cream tastes like vanilla, and chocolate flavored ice cream taste like chocolate, what does ice cream flavored ice cream taste like?

>> No.8493704

>>8493645
Cold cream. Did you think this one through?

>> No.8493728

>>8493645
Have you seriously never had sweet cream ice cream?

>> No.8493780

>>8485901
What is somebody in their 90s doing on a Japanese cooking forum

>> No.8493912

>>8493780
Talking about food?

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8493931

>>8485814
>being a nu-male means liking ice cream

>> No.8493946

>>8493931
You might be retarded. Nu-males weren't mentioned at all. Are you just an insecure nu-male?

>> No.8493966

>>8487840
Black sesame is probably one of my favorite icecream flavors, local asian grocer stocks it. Red bean is nice too but it can be a little sickly.

As for the cone? Who knows

>> No.8493978

>>8485901
>It's a pretty absurd thing to eat if you only burn 2000 calories in a day.

Wtf are you on about? A typical scoop of even the most 'unhealthy' ice cream flavors like chocolate peanut butter etc won't be much more than 300cal max. It's a perfectly reasonable thing to eat not even just occasionally, but often, provided the rest of your diet isn't complete garbage.

>> No.8494005

>>8493978
Who only eats one scoop?

>> No.8494009

>>8494005
normal people?

>> No.8494016

>>8494009
Here in the first world, we can afford to indulge. Fuck off, we're full.

>> No.8494017

>>8494005
People with self-control

>> No.8494067
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8494067

>>8485954
Mmmmm lukewarm vanilla soup :))))))

>> No.8494475

>>8494016
>we
just because you sack of lard is bigger than 3 people doesn't mean you can talk plural about yourself.

>> No.8494476
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8494476

>>8494016
>Here in the first world, we can afford to indulge. Fuck off, we're full.

yup... true dat

>> No.8494477

>>8493591
>I mean it's technically possible to blend in enough vanilla bean seeds to turn the the cream base black
no, it doesn't work, because vanilla doesn't color food. It would still be greyish at worst. and at this point it's already just vanilla dust glued together into a paste.

>> No.8494481
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8494481

>>8494016
>Here in the first world, we can afford to indulge. Fuck off, we're full.

Come visit Memphis sometime.

You won't meet a Nigger under 250 pounds. And that's just the women.

>> No.8494509

>>8494016
>we can indulge in lots of calories
Everyone can indulge in them except a few starving africans. Calories are cheap as fuck.

>> No.8495280

>>8494475
>>8494476
>>8494481
>>8494509
>all of these butthurt white people
>>>/pol/

>> No.8495352

>>8495280

The cool thing is to say "wypipo" now

>> No.8495412

>>8493912
You're kind of full of shit Anon. Even if you are in your 90s, you would've been a baby when ice boxes were used and you wouldn't be able to remember them. You'd be bordering 100s if you were a SMALL child unable to remember anything still.

>> No.8495438

>>8495412
>what are you doing in ck
>people probably come to ck to talk about food
>nu uh you're full of shit
autism

>> No.8495595

>>8495412
You're absolutely retarded.

>> No.8495624

>>8495412
>your family couldn't have held onto things like an icebox

you know not every family is rich right?

>> No.8495632

>>8494005
I'm not fat at all, but when I used to ear ice cream before I realized I had lactose intolerance, I would always eat a whole bowl whenever I had ice cream

>> No.8495640

>>8494481
Most black people I see are in pretty good shape, but I live in New York.

Also, you're an edgy faggot

>> No.8495730

>>8489060
Look whose Facebook post that is...
A nigger's
Need I say more?

>> No.8495801

>>8495730
>using nigger unironically

>> No.8496217

>>8485806
So what IS this, since its clearly not vanilla ice cream?

>> No.8496270

>>8496217
>spoonfeed me!
Nu-/ck/ was a mistake.

>> No.8496275
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8496275

>>8486210
>sins of the father

>> No.8496414

>>8496270
>Post unidentifiable food poised as ice cream
>Is not ice cream
>"What is this shit?"
>"OMG FUCKING SPOONFEEDERS YOU ARE DESTROYING /ck/!"

>> No.8496426

>>8496414
>Is not ice cream
O i am laffin

>> No.8496441 [DELETED] 

if II live to 102 I'm gonna shove ice cream up my ass in protest.

>> No.8496617

>>8485806
>trying to make ice cream using vanilla beans
>it is yellow.

>the lid falls off

>> No.8496691

>>8496617
Fake and gay.

>> No.8497483

>>8496414
It's sesame bean ice cream. Read the thread.

>> No.8498171

Has this thread been screencapped yet?

>> No.8498237

>>8486824
>Do you know how black pasta was invented? Famished farmers when the crops burned took the burned shit with some cereals if they had any and begged the people at the mill to grind it so they could eat or else they would die
It's fucking squid ink, you're as retarded as a SJW.

>> No.8498334

>>8495640
>the existence of truth makes people edgy because it angers you
what a totally balanced individual, I surely have to believe what you say.

>> No.8499068

>>8498334
Your smug sarcasm reeks of Reddit.

>> No.8499094

>>8485806

I wonder if anyone actually believes that shit

>> No.8499130

>>8499094
I wanted to say no, but then I looked at the actual page, the stuff they post, and the kinds of people that comment on it.
WE WUZ KANGS is a real fucking thing.

>> No.8499136

>>8499130
.t alt-lite cuckservative

>> No.8499140

>>8499136
Is this really the what liberals consider "trolling"?

>> No.8499148

>>8499130
Go take another redpill and lie down, kiddo.

>> No.8499152

>>8499140
>m-muh libruls!
>muh trolls!

Who the fuck let you out of your safespace?

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8499173

>>8499136
>>8499148
You don't have to take my word for it.
The whole page is shit like this.

>> No.8499711

>>8499173
(((Thoth)))

>> No.8499720

>>8499173
>Are ancestors saw

well uh ... whatever

>> No.8499761
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8499761

>>8487930
>>But imma put a bunch of known white supremacists in positions of power

I'm just going to pretend that you're memeing and don't actually believe anyone in the admin is actually a white supremacist, let alone a "known" white supremacist, for the sake of my own sanity.

>> No.8499764

>>8499761
I don't understand this image.

>> No.8499783

>>8499764
People working to get Hillary the DNC nomination got panicked near the actual convention when Bernie refused to concede so one of their many tactics to throw off his campaign was to paint him as a white supremacist dudebro who refused to hand over the nomination because he wanted to keep white men in power
The Democratic establishment hated the idea of a genuine leftist candidate because the American democratic party is solidly centrist and wanted eight more years of the nice, even keeled, nothing gets done type of shit we got for the last two terms

>> No.8499797

>>8499783
So just more of the same Dem corruption?

>> No.8499804

>>8499797
Yes.

>> No.8499838

>>8499783
>DNC

The tweet was from after the election, after Bernie basically said part of the reason why the Democrats loss was the over-emphasis on identity politics.

But yes, they were taunting him as a racist white man because he couldn't get nigger votes back in the primary too.

>> No.8499841

>>8499804
I'm scared. It's not Trump, but the system.

>> No.8499850

>>8499841
Yes.
>>8499838
The narrative stuck because modern liberals are fucking retarded. Some people have a glimmer of hope that this election will cause the Democrats to reexamine their whole shit but it won't happen. Shit like this never gets better

>> No.8499867

>>8499783
>government run health care
>even keeled

if Obama was in the center, then Bill Clinton was a republican

you're right about nothing getting down for 8 years though
he did fucking nothing and you know in his mind he is the single greatest president we've had

>> No.8499878

>>8499867
Obama piloted the TPP, which Drumpf stupidly just withdrew from. Our debt is going to double if not triple soon.

>> No.8499914

>>8499878
lol, sure
it took obama 8 years to get almost 20 trillion in debt, you think Trump can get 60 soon?

just like the media, you're going for shock value in your statements instead of truth

>> No.8499919

>>8499867
Obama totally knows he was a massive disappoint deep down inside, I genuinely believe it bothers him.

>>8499914
>falling for bait that obvious.

Literally no one in the history of the world has ever supported TPP, come on m8.

>> No.8500619
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8500619

WE WUZ ICE CRAM N SHIIET

>> No.8500704

>>8499867
>muh, gov'mt healthcare

US healthcare system ranks 37th in the world behind every first world country and some third world countries.

Try using 10% of our war budget for universal healthcare. Problem solved. No, it's more fun killing and bombing people as well as destabilizing entire regions, creating a refugee crisis that we refuse to help. God bless the great US of Mammon!

>> No.8500764

>>8499919
this is 4xhin, someone here supported it

>> No.8500943

>>8499867
>>government run health care
You already have that. They're called Medicare and Medicaid. Those were Republican, doofus. Single payer medicine (which you burgers still don't have, sadly) has nothing to do with left<->right. It's just common sense.

>> No.8500967

>>8500943
single payer medicine means blacks get something. I'd rather cut off my nose to spite my face, thank you very much.
t. American conservatives

>> No.8501000

>>8500704
>Try using 10% of our war budget for universal healthcare.
Or try using much less than you're spending now on healthcare, for universal healthcare. It's what everyone else is doing. You're spending lots and lots of money that go straight in the pockets of insurance companies, high profit margin hospitals and pharma sociopaths like Shkreli.

You wouldn't even have to spend more, that's half the point! It would be a saving!

>> No.8501036

>>8501000
That's not how it works, Trudeau.

>> No.8501070

>>8501036
Yes, that is indeed how it works. All those of us whose healthcare is rated higher than yours - we pay less for it. Way less. You have some of the highest health expenses in the world.

>> No.8501098

I regret opening this thread. Can't we just fucking get along? It's over.

But no, fucking leftists won't have it. We HAVE to fight don't we? God I can't deal with this shit anymore. I'm so tired of it.

>> No.8501121

>>8501098
Drumpf is poisoning your brain.

>> No.8501153
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8501153

>>8501070
>highest health expenses in the world

Yet rank 37th. Go figure. American buccaneers, everybody! Pic related.

>> No.8501174

>>8501121
The irony.

>> No.8501271

I swear, the shitty threads that get to stay on /ck/ for days

>> No.8501452

>>8501271
The irony.

>> No.8502184

>>8501121
yours seems already dead

>> No.8502186

>>8499878
>Drumpf
People still use that whole babytalk in public?
No wonder nobody takes your tantrums seriously.

>> No.8502511

>>8502186
>German is babytalk
Flyover detected.

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8502539

>>8500619

is this a giving each other lice convention?

>> No.8502540

>>8501271

this.

>> No.8502551

>>8502511
>rhetorically ironic literal elaboration to avoid the intended context of a statement
Pretentious costal cesspoolyte detected

>> No.8502693

>>8502551
Typical retardo Drumpf supporter detected.

>> No.8502699

>>8502693
Typical "guy who actually watches John Oliver" here

>> No.8502722

>>8502699
Leaving politics aside, what's the appeal of John Oliver? He isn't funny or insightful.

>> No.8502747
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8502747

>look at OPs pic
>ha, its that squid ink shit that japs love so much
>ready thread

fucking love you retards

>> No.8502751

>>8486375
Did you just assume his skin color?

>> No.8502818

>>8495801
>thinking this isn't 4chan, even in current year+1

>> No.8502840

>>8486375
nice try ginger nigger.... GIGGER

>> No.8502906

>>8502722
He's a mildly funny liberal investigative journalist-lite. Essentially he attempts to fill the hole Jon Stewart left with an english accent, derp faces, and petty tantrums.

>> No.8502942

>>8498171
Why

>> No.8503096

>>8502511
>f.f.fuck my babytalk got shot down I WILL USE MORE RANDOM MEMEWORDS
it's not possible that you are old enough for this site.

>> No.8503298

>>8503096
>babbytalk

That's the language your cucklord Drumpf speaks. Compare side by side an Obama press conference and one of Drumpf's. Embarassing, really.

>> No.8504035

>>8503096
>>8503298
samefag

>> No.8505042

>>8485806
It's always funny in a sad ironic way when /pol/ makes shitty unsubtle bait and then takes their own shitty bait as "evidence" to reinforce their previously held beliefs.

>> No.8505096

>>8505042
I don't understand what you mean.

>> No.8505363

>>8505042
upvoted

>> No.8505604

>>8485806
Ayo hold up
We
Wuz
Vanilla
And
Shit

>> No.8505785

>>8505042
You can bury your head in the ground on the internet, sure, but what do you do when things like this happen IRL?

>> No.8505888

i like to cook

>> No.8506008

>>8505888
Me too. :3

>> No.8507166

>>8505888
WA LA!

>> No.8507520

>>8503298
>cucklord Drumpf
you went full circle, and full retard. Just stop using babytalk already. Out of your safe space it just shows everybody you are a massive illiterate idiot.

>> No.8507536

>>8507520
>butthurt because he voted for Drumpf and suddenly realizes he fucked himself.

>> No.8507560

>>8505888
TRIPS
NICE AND CHECKED

>> No.8507566

I've given everything I can
There are no jannies left in man