Wifey thread

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Wifey thread Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:31:56 2017 No.8483778 [DELETED]

No wifey or food gore thread?

lets go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:33:43 2017 No.8483782 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, 1473093364539.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jack is my wifey!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:33:51 2017 No.8483784 File: 211 KB, 483x509, 1460498384310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:34:08 2017 No.8483786 File: 106 KB, 640x735, imgonnacallsocialservices.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:35:32 2017 No.8483789 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1473092455355.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483784 are those... hot dogs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:37:30 2017 No.8483794 >>8483784 i wonder what stu did to deserve being cooked like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:38:16 2017 No.8483796 >>8483786 Looked good til I saw the spaghettios

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:38:26 2017 No.8483798 File: 104 KB, 1282x778, 1484160448806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:39:31 2017 No.8483799 >>8483796 it's like a ghetto english breakfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:39:55 2017 No.8483800 >>8483784 Nothing wrong with this, just not that great of a meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:40:26 2017 No.8483801 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1473094271213.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:41:30 2017 No.8483803 >>8483800 >nothing wrong with hot dog stew fucking americans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:42:01 2017 No.8483805 >>8483784 heh i remember being this lazy about cutting the bacon when i made chili one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:42:37 2017 No.8483809 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1476401368450.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:43:33 2017 No.8483812 >>8483800 yeah just pour in some mac and you're good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:43:45 2017 No.8483813 File: 78 KB, 749x743, 1464428039989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a hot dog fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:44:46 2017 No.8483817 File: 85 KB, 600x450, 1476999937930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:45:42 2017 No.8483820 File: 200 KB, 836x782, tmp_7540-14843262068751235979696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483778 Lol y u whyte bois caint cook

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:45:43 2017 No.8483822
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>>8483812
kek
>>8483813
>sunflower seeds on something you swallow
is this guy gonna eat the seeds? i guess if you're fat enough to eat 3 dogs though your shit probably hurt regardless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:46:51 2017 No.8483827 File: 61 KB, 590x443, tmp_7540-14842737167801787166978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483820 >don't let it become a habit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:47:28 2017 No.8483829 File: 1.25 MB, 1065x883, 1460404486872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:47:31 2017 No.8483830 File: 50 KB, 282x424, 1484262015196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483817 >one has a bite out of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:48:00 2017 No.8483832 >>8483809 >stir a ton of slop together with half a ton of cheese >bake >cut and serve >don't forget to garnish with a dollop of sour cream and black olives Looks like fuck and probably tastes like hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:49:28 2017 No.8483836 File: 506 KB, 700x525, lil_buco_cereal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483827 holy shit this is awful

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:50:22 2017 No.8483840 A wife will always cook bad food for a cuck. They are only useful for fucking and cooking. Bad food means she is fucking someone else. Take the hint and file for divorce before she does.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:51:06 2017 No.8483843
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>>8483836
>Anthony was a consultant at Chuck E Cheese's as well as several public elementary schools. Danny spent fours years as executive chef at Dave & Buster's Pittsburgh branch and still caters private birthday parties
i'm crying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:52:09 2017 No.8483849 File: 287 KB, 393x525, lil_buco_bolog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483843 >bologna on a pringle i wonder how much it costs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:53:12 2017 No.8483852 File: 440 KB, 697x525, lil_buco_capri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483849 this has to be a joke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:53:43 2017 No.8483854 >>8483829 I wonder what she thinks makes this dish healthyish. The corn?

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:53:51 2017 No.8483856

>>8483840
There are hints of truth in this. To expand on it basically if she doesn't give a fuck about you she will stop giving a fuck about or putting effort into the relationship. If some broad ever served me boiled eggs and canned spaghettios or some other equally disgusting shit, I'd probably slap her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:53:55 2017 No.8483857 >>8483852 Reported for spamming

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:54:15 2017 No.8483858 File: 253 KB, 392x524, lil_buco_pop_tart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483852 someone in austin texas pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:55:22 2017 No.8483860 >>8483849 >fine dining for kids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:55:58 2017 No.8483862 File: 26 KB, 480x640, FB_IMG_1470983535566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] High end restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:57:05 2017 No.8483867 >>8483858 Of fucking course some shit like this would pop up in Austin. That god damn hippie fuck hole is an embarrassment to my state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:57:45 2017 No.8483871 File: 385 KB, 510x560, 1460580690395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:57:50 2017 No.8483872 File: 32 KB, 612x612, 1484204053556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483857 >posting 5 images from the same source is spamming >violating the rules by announcing his report what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:01:16 2017 No.8483879 >>8483871 > jello is breakfast Aaaaand divorced

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:02:29 2017 No.8483886 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1473092819931.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:04:11 2017 No.8483890 >>8483879 Bitch needs a good backhand or two for serving some dogshit like that. I'd throw her ass down the stairs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:04:40 2017 No.8483894 >>8483886 gonorrheapancake.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:06:21 2017 No.8483898 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, 1472431959185.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483890 edgy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:08:47 2017 No.8483903 >>8483862 is that mustard or peanut butter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:09:19 2017 No.8483904 >>8483898 They need to learn a lesson, you low energy cuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:09:42 2017 No.8483905 >>8483903 its obviously peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:09:46 2017 No.8483906 >>8483867 I live in Austin, this saddens me too. The food here is pretty over rated other than a few decent bbq and Asian spots.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:10:16 2017 No.8483908

>>8483872
Getting nervous now huh kiddo?
I'm not surprised. I'd be feeling the pressure right now too. Ya see, ya broke the rules son. And it's bad. Worse than that it's an insult. Now I'm a real friendly guy, real accommodating, I don't take things as a personal insult and such. But I ain't the whole picture here. Many people won't take so kindly to your infractions.

Good luck son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:12:04 2017 No.8483912 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1473093694641.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483904 >you're a cuck if you don't physically harm another human being >>8483908 nice copypasta, really makes me think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:12:40 2017 No.8483913 >>8483879 Posts like these are obviously ironic or jokey. The ones that are real are the only that clearly requiredany things to by cooked and the poster thought they deserved recognition for their effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:14:35 2017 No.8483918 >>8483913 It's hard to tell when something is ironic when it's posted by some dumb bitch. These modern day whores think throwing some bread in the toaster equals a gourmet meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:17:04 2017 No.8483928 >tfw my family set me up with a Vietnamese girl and she's really into me and cooks really great food but I'm still getting over my ex The ex couldn't cook worth a damn, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:17:07 2017 No.8483929 >>8483912 jesus christ why mayo in cake just add egg whites

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:17:47 2017 No.8483931 File: 466 KB, 720x1280, tmp_23247-Screenshot_2017-01-18-17-16-53-1618640436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fresh OC incoming. I really have to restrain myself from shitting all over her pictures

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:17:56 2017 No.8483933 File: 626 KB, 498x483, burr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483867 It's fake you tard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:18:47 2017 No.8483939 >>8483918 Most dumb bitches on twitter revel in how high maintenance and non-domesticated they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:18:56 2017 No.8483941 File: 1.07 MB, 720x1280, tmp_23247-Screenshot_2017-01-18-17-18-16-1324119144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483931

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:19:20 2017 No.8483944 >>8483931 I've always been weirded out by broccoli and cheese, but I'd have tried it if it was made with nice cheese. But fuck that fake american cheese what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:20:22 2017 No.8483948 File: 549 KB, 720x1280, tmp_23247-Screenshot_2017-01-18-17-19-55-205950220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483941

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:23:16 2017 No.8483956 >>8483912 Pasta looks pretty fresh tbqh

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:23:19 2017 No.8483957
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>>8483867
>austin draws down the rest of tejas in terms of food or culture.

It's literally the only redeeming aspect to your shithole. You'd be nothing but a bloated Mississippi without austin.

I'm from austin and don't even refer to myself as a texan. Pic related, my fedora on my golden retriever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:23:56 2017 No.8483958 >>8483803 Don't you pin this on us

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:25:33 2017 No.8483961 >>8483928 Forget about the ex and focus on the gook. You're lucky. >>8483939 Makes me hate women. I almost just want to be single forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:28:11 2017 No.8483965 >>8483957 You mongoloid. Austin is full of faggot Californians now. It's the least Texan part of Texas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:29:13 2017 No.8483969 File: 22 KB, 358x266, knife sandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483961 Why not just be a gay top? Every twink knows how to cook whereas only about a third of modern women do, and a blowjob is a blowjob when you get down to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:30:22 2017 No.8483976 >>8483969 I'd rather just beat off to xnxx porn. The less human interaction the better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:34:00 2017 No.8483986 >>8483976 But then you don't get wifey dindins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:37:52 2017 No.8484003 >>8483986 I've had to teach every bitch I've ever known how to cook. I've given up on that. Too old now. And the shitty sex is never enough to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:44:26 2017 No.8484033 >>8483890 i love how you guys are tough on the internet but in real life wouldn't do shit about that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:49:10 2017 No.8484046 >>8484033 heh,,, nothing personnel kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:50:51 2017 No.8484048 >>8483965 >Austin the least Texan part of Texas. That's why I said it's the only redeeming part of your glorified Mississippi. Thanks for confirming!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:52:35 2017 No.8484055 >>8483827 This looks like something you'd do with the kids cause they want their plate to look fancy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:53:42 2017 No.8484057 >>8484003 sucks to be you, me and my girl both love cooking and are at least decent at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:55:22 2017 No.8484065 >>8483809 Needs more cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:57:37 2017 No.8484070 >>8483957 Canafag here Maybe one day you can stop renting so you can get a real dog to fuck instead of fucking a stuffed one while it wears your fedora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:57:50 2017 No.8484071 File: 1.35 MB, 1102x609, wifeythreadsonck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483778 memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:01:27 2017 No.8484078 >>8483829 >clearly a bruschetta >corn in bruschetta >soft cheese on bruschetta >bruschetta not baked yes im mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:03:05 2017 No.8484081 >>8483871 tumbnail made me think they were eating keptchup with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:04:59 2017 No.8484085 >>8484057 I bet that's nice. I wish I had someone to cook with. Current broad would fuck up boiling a pot of water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:05:50 2017 No.8484086 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, tmp_3111-1484164186747-379507080.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack hungers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:06:47 2017 No.8484087 >>8483944 You don't want to eat broccoli and cheese, its for low class people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:10:22 2017 No.8484099 >>8484086 So fucking gross. Big fat old fuckface slurping up fried food while being filmed. If food was a disease that fat fuck would be the cure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:11:23 2017 No.8484103 >>8483794 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:11:50 2017 No.8484104 >>8483898 This was such a gorgeous piece of fish before that fat autist ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:12:30 2017 No.8484108 >>8483786 >mylobolamustbehigh I can't figure it out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:17:42 2017 No.8484120 >>8483858 For what possible reason would you cook a pop-tart sous vide? It doesn't even do anything for the presentation like the rest of the dishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:18:50 2017 No.8484122 File: 48 KB, 736x517, IMG_2376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8484108 Some African bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:28:11 2017 No.8484154 >>8484086 I bet he eats ass like a fucking monster dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:36:10 2017 No.8484186 File: 456 KB, 1050x700, 1462919048079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related is some anon's attempt at bbq chicken. From /ck/ challenge awhile ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:36:38 2017 No.8484188 >>8484186 how do youy fuck bbq chicken up this bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:45:00 2017 No.8484216 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, 1479405704786.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8484186 Is that chocolate or shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:54:04 2017 No.8484249 File: 1.23 MB, 285x212, 1405399050286.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8484186

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:55:55 2017 No.8484254 >>8484186 Looks like a closeup of ear wax.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:59:01 2017 No.8484264 >>8484216 Is lime juice the Mexican Windex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:59:20 2017 No.8484266 >>8484186 Looks good. I'd probably add some herbs for color

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:59:27 2017 No.8484267 >>8483803 It's just like sausage stew, but poor people sometimes substitute with hot dogs. It's nothing raw, unfit for eating, or a weird combination of retarded ingredients. It's just average food, stop being a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 21:59:48 2017 No.8484270 File: 15 KB, 400x400, 1289616609877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483858 >sous vide pop tart

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:07:00 2017 No.8484298 >wifey >hubby KYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:07:53 2017 No.8484300 >>8483858 >cooking a pop tart sous vide The only one in this thread that made me laugh. Also, if this doesn't solidify sous vide as a meme cooking method everyone else must be delusional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:10:15 2017 No.8484304 >>8484300 Thats fucking retarded logic. What if he pan seared a pop tart?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:20:18 2017 No.8484320 >>8484087 but what if i buy expensive cheese?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:23:22 2017 No.8484330 >>8484267 >>food I wouldn't feed that to my pet eagle m80

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:24:26 2017 No.8484333 >>8484086 MODS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:25:27 2017 No.8484335 >>8484267 >hot dog stew >It's just average food lol depending on your socioeconomic status I suppose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:27:05 2017 No.8484345 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, Why we need a wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8484314 Is this what we're doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:29:07 2017 No.8484351 >>8483858 Of course it's a joke. It's a funny joke though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:29:24 2017 No.8484353 >>8484186 Would have looked better if they were tossed in the sauce or brushed with it. It looks like he just spooned it on which makes it look goopy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:34:21 2017 No.8484370 >>8484086 this reminds me of my dog trying to drink water for some reason

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:34:43 2017 No.8484371 >>8484086 that tongue work in the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 22:59:10 2017 No.8484460 >>8483786 >classicenglishbreakfast.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 23:03:57 2017 No.8484480 File: 48 KB, 756x800, borf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483820

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 23:44:51 2017 No.8484590 >>8483809 She must be so proud of this, too. >>8483912 How did he crack the second egg?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 23:59:05 2017 No.8484618 >>8483801 >2 heaping tablespoons >2 caps full I AM SO TRIGGERED BY THESE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:03:13 2017 No.8484629

>>8483867
>Tfw live outside of Austin
>Thought those posts were a joke
>Now I know that the pictures are from Austin
>It is 90% probably not a fucking joke
Fuck Austin. I actually was a cook at a fancy Italian cafe from the city that opened a second restaurant in my town. I was 16 and didn't have a food handlers license, neither did any of my co-workers that were legal. My friend was cleaning a counter top and sprayed the bleachy cleaning spray on a pizza and we still put it through the oven. Hipster acclaimed Austin cuisine for ya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:05:17 2017 No.8484636 >>8483941 Those are fried books

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:05:50 2017 No.8484637 >>8484055 You're bang on, look at the bottom right corner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:07:32 2017 No.8484642 >>8484345 >>8484314 Jesus christ do beaners have some permanent constipation? Is that why they load their food up with all these beans and everything else that gives a normal person diarrhea?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:12:50 2017 No.8484650 >>8484507 /fit/ would be ok with this

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:15:50 2017 No.8484659

>>8483886
What KILLS me about Jack is that he actually thinks he can cook. Like, I get that he's an idiot, and he doesn't know his way around the kitchen, but jesus christ, he thinks his shit turns out GOOD. I mean, I can't cook for shit, but when my pie looks like somebody pissed on a half decent pie I don't think "Man, this, this is talent. I need to make a YouTube channel". What kind of complete ignorance must he have to not understand this simple bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:33:50 2017 No.8484709 >tfw german/italian gf that can cook feels good and she suck dick like a porn star

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:35:49 2017 No.8484719 >>8483820 >Don't read the text >Think it's chili rice. >The seasoning looks wierd tho. >IS THIS FUCKING SODA?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:41:02 2017 No.8484734 >>8484650 Don't you ever insult /fit/ like that. If it weren't for /fit/, /ck/ would be 100% fast food threads instead of approximately 86.4%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:45:30 2017 No.8484747 >>8484659 You sure it isn't satire. Or maybe he's a master

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:49:46 2017 No.8484759 >>8484636 What else was she sopose to do with the cookbooks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:51:42 2017 No.8484762 >>8484507 >avocados That was a perfect meal until you added those spic balls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:10:45 2017 No.8484958 File: 1.04 MB, 720x1280, tmp_6277-Screenshot_2017-01-18-23-07-25-1276111983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483931 >>8483941 >>8483948 I feel bad for the kids who have to eat this. Bitch is the epitome of white trash

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:22:22 2017 No.8484978 >>8484353 nice observation detective

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:23:22 2017 No.8484980 >>8484507 I genuinely have no idea what type of protein that is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 03:31:53 2017 No.8485111 >>8484958 looks like some bomb ass artichoke dip senpai. whats the problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 03:32:34 2017 No.8485112 >>8484345 >00:34 The fuck are those? Long beans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 03:51:12 2017 No.8485135 >>8483948 >first time making ______ and it looks like shit >better post it on facebook I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 03:53:27 2017 No.8485137 >>8484086 I don't think I've ever hated any online persona as much as I hate Jack. I wish him harm.

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:18:20 2017 No.8485171
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>>8485111

Are you yanking my chain? It looks like garbage and probably tastes even worse

>>8485135

Warped perception of reality, she probably thinks it looks pretty good because as a 6/10 with big boobs even the most minor accomplishment like shitting out a barely edible meal for the first time will get praise from her fellow mouthbreathers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:20:12 2017 No.8485174 >>8485111 I mean there is no chip in existence that could stand a chance against that "dip"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:46:39 2017 No.8485223 >>8484264 no they use it like Febreeze

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:07:08 2017 No.8485261 >>8483786 >knife and fork touching greasy sausage Vomit inducing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:36:00 2017 No.8485296 >>8484345 how many fucking types of ketchup are there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:10:58 2017 No.8485337 >>8483820 It's funny when people use the fact their grandmother or father or other parent they loved with all their heart as some kind of shield for the fact they made shitty food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:14:12 2017 No.8485342 File: 65 KB, 553x676, tmp_24087-14847969143661223236379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when you get home from work and ask the wifey to get you a beer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:30:41 2017 No.8485368 >>8483931 the kraft single on that broccoli really sells that dish :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:43:16 2017 No.8485389 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, tmp_24087-1484793149494-406328037.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8485368 Rip perfectly good broccoli

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:46:24 2017 No.8485392 >>8483784 >of stu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:47:17 2017 No.8485394 >>8485342 The foam is the best part, you degenerate

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:52:11 2017 No.8485401 >>8483801 > REAL MAYONNAISE Kek

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:55:46 2017 No.8485407

>>8483784
I know this looks gross but I bet you it's delicious. I used to make a stew type of thing and sausages at the end. They weren't like shitty bbq hot dogs, they were like chicken breakfast sausages. It was amazing. Over some mashed potaters.

I eat a lot of shitty looking food that tastes amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:03:06 2017 No.8485421 >>8485342 If you put your benor on it the foam breaks. Also, ear wax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:23:15 2017 No.8485443 >>8483801 Where does he buy shit in such big sizes? I've never seen this in America.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:24:59 2017 No.8485446 >>8483801 Best part is jack just grabbing that tan thing from the can and using his knife to flick it to the other side of the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:25:37 2017 No.8485447 >>8485342 >>8485421 rub your forehead and stick ur finger in the oil dissolves the foam

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:30:32 2017 No.8485453 File: 54 KB, 596x628, Blank+_e69920d92ac52df4aa96ace6d81cdcb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483827 >mustard water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:33:22 2017 No.8485457 >>8484186 Thought it was dog poop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:33:52 2017 No.8485458 >>8484590 >How did he crack the second egg? with the third egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:38:01 2017 No.8485466 >>8483862 Which end is it supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:44:37 2017 No.8485477 Look up Cooksuck on Tumblr

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:50:54 2017 No.8485490 File: 14 KB, 388x500, just the tip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8483908 you forgot to end the pasta with "nothing personal kid"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:55:11 2017 No.8485495 >>8485466 Restaurant in Serbia serves this no joke. Pianino. Try finding it on fb And someone asked about yellow thing on plate. Yes it's mustard. Cheap one too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:29:38 2017 No.8485547 >>8485171 Post a pic with her face blanked out so we can r8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:02:51 2017 No.8485579 >>8484264 yes, add vinegar and club soda

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:05:53 2017 No.8485584 >>8485112 tamarind i think

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:32:54 2017 No.8485648 >>8483784 >stu more like stfu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:58:23 2017 No.8485712 >>8485389 >when you meme something into reality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 10:55:52 2017 No.8485844 >>8483789 that webm makes me cry a little. poor fucker didnt even make it to 195F i bet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 11:34:04 2017 No.8485957 >>8483912 > How easily those eggs crack. I raise ducks and chickens for eggs. The shells are so tough and durable. I have to give them a proper crack on the side of my skillet to get them open. Damn are they delicious. Fucking mass produced eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 11:38:17 2017 No.8485965 >>8483789 kek. oh jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 11:47:44 2017 No.8485990 >>8484650 >no carbs >fucked up chicken breast Nah fampai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 11:55:21 2017 No.8486029 >>8483843 >spend your entire adult life catering to screaming suburban kids >this is the only creative vision you have left

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:07:29 2017 No.8486062 >>8485957 do duck eggs taste different than chicken eggs?

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:13:43 2017 No.8486083

>>8486062

A little bit. The eggs are always about the size of "extra large" eggs. The yolks are bigger, vibrant yellow, and creamy. It's hard to answer this question....they taste very different than mass produced eggs, and only a little different than farm raised chicken eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:20:14 2017 No.8486101 >>8483854 Because cooking something at home instead of getting takeout makes it healthier. That is seriously what these people think, they have no idea about calories or shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:21:37 2017 No.8486105 >>8483786 >Spanish omelet That is either a frittata or a crustless quiche

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:21:53 2017 No.8486107 >>8486083 All eggs taste the same

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:27:39 2017 No.8486122 >>8485342 At least she gives good head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:32:03 2017 No.8486146 >>8486122 I think she's full of air

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 12:59:16 2017 No.8486254 >>8484320 The proletariat will rise again.>>8484320

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:05:17 2017 No.8486277 desu senpai that's food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:22:32 2017 No.8486316 >>8484304 Not an argument.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:42:33 2017 No.8486357 >>8486146 badum tsss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:44:45 2017 No.8486363 File: 741 KB, 1080x1920, tmp_3849-hotdog taco705205129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is actually something from my wife's Facebook. She thought it was weird how I demanded a screenshot from her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:55:46 2017 No.8486386 >>8486363 why is it always hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 13:58:00 2017 No.8486393 >>8483829 In a pinch, I might cook something like this. But feel proud of it? Not even a little bit. Proud enough that I want to show it off to others? I'd rather die than have anyone know I'd ever eat something this terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:01:33 2017 No.8486401 >>8486386 Because it's as easy as cooking pasta, yet it's """""meat"""""

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:17:37 2017 No.8486441 >>8484507 Literally just put some salt and pepper please dear god we didnt evolve to become this animalistic

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:18:59 2017 No.8486446

>>8483941
That shit is inedible. Not properly cleaned, the one on the right even has the "hair" still in it. There's at least two layers of leaves too much left on them as well.

Artichokes are not a dish to be prepared by absolute cooking beginners. >>8483948 doesn't look half bad but the meat is dry as fuck for sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:21:30 2017 No.8486453 >>8485990 Broccoli and avos are carbs... unless you're seriously telling me /fit/ really advocates for diabeetus noodles or bread with every meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:22:26 2017 No.8486455 >>8484078 I goddamned furious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:36:26 2017 No.8486485 >>8486453 >and avos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 14:50:10 2017 No.8486518 >>8485296 I think some of it is hot sauce, but that mess is going to be so mushy that you couldn't taste it at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:27:23 2017 No.8486639 >>8484086 >that tongue action every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:31:12 2017 No.8486652 >>8486453 they have some of the dumbest posters on the entire site i wouldnt pay attention to anything they say. and i say that as someone who posts there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:33:47 2017 No.8486657 >>8483789 >furries making lunch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:35:39 2017 No.8486666 >>8483784 >blacking out the name This person needs to be publicly shamed and ridiculed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:36:37 2017 No.8486667 >>8486485 Avocados are very creamy and fatty, but they're still fucking made of carbs you mong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:36:53 2017 No.8486668 >>8483786 she clearly saw a picture of an english breakfast and tried to recreate it from memory

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:37:02 2017 No.8486670 >>8486666 super satan has spoken > show her name

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:55:31 2017 No.8486724 >>8483843 Looks like the PB is racing out of the plate at full speed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:57:58 2017 No.8486729 Gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 15:59:26 2017 No.8486733 >>8486107 Is this bait? Because it's so very untrue. Sorry you live in Suburbia Sametown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:11:22 2017 No.8486768 >>8484314 >meticulously placing the chips around the cup instead of just pouring them on the container Every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:14:49 2017 No.8486778 >>8484099 But anon, that's pizza

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:19:23 2017 No.8486796
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What can I do if my actual partner does this shit?
I am American and live in the UK. My wife keeps making me 'Full AMERICAN Breakfast' which is a bastardises full English

>Canned Hot Dogs instead of sausages
>Half a tin of tomato puree instead of grilled tomatos
>Baked Beans with Jelly Beans mixed in
>Toast with a Jesus shaped gummy sweet stuck on because 'Americans love finding Jesus in food and love sweets'
>Eggs fried on top of a miniature plastic American flag (which usually melts into the egg meaning I have to eat plastic)

I am worried I am dying. I just want a normal full English

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:21:00 2017 No.8486800 >>8484507 that chicken breast looks like it's still fucking frozen for christ's sake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:34:18 2017 No.8486832 >>8486796 tell her that you're actually a mexican/cherokee breed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:37:27 2017 No.8486839 >>8486667 >They are fat made of carbs :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:43:09 2017 No.8486853 >>8486839 They're.. they're fruits. And stringy ones when they're young. I know you're trolling but you know that fruits and veggies have to have carbs and proteins to function cellularly right? Like any other living thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:44:37 2017 No.8486858 >>8486832 She'd just kill him on the spot if he said that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:48:45 2017 No.8486864 >>8483856 you sound pretty hard man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:52:55 2017 No.8486872 >>8485446 So good it traumatized me for life. And I was ok with car crush gore threads of old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:54:03 2017 No.8486873 >>8486796 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 16:54:13 2017 No.8486874 >>8486363 That's horrendous and hilarious at the same time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:17:11 2017 No.8486910 File: 40 KB, 342x535, lolwtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:21:04 2017 No.8486916 >>8484086 He opens his mouth so wide, even utilizes the classic deep throat technique of getting the tongue way out there, yet he doesn't even take that big a bite wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:23:17 2017 No.8486921 >>8486910 I don't speak Slav but that just looks like summer suasage on crackers or chips. Doesn't look like it's really meant for dinner or someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:25:08 2017 No.8486925 >>8484267 Hot dogs are barely sausage or food for that matter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:31:06 2017 No.8486942 >>8485389 source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:34:46 2017 No.8486949 >>8486916 It says 5 star service, backstory she made it for her boyfriend as a meal (dinner) That on pictures is that type of sausage for very poor people, dog food grade

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:36:03 2017 No.8486952 >>8484629 Hey, news flash, all restaurants are like that. You're part of the problem for not calling the health department on em

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:37:29 2017 No.8486958 >>8484642 >normal person I think you mean a weak bitch, see a doctor if you can't handle seasoning

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:38:58 2017 No.8486964 >>8484734 It'd be nice if /ck/ was mostly threads about actually cooking instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:39:23 2017 No.8486966 >>8484122 LOL I thought it was 'low blo' as in 'low blood sugar'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:39:46 2017 No.8486967 >>8483789 bigmeatyclaws.krabs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:40:03 2017 No.8486968 >>8484747 Oh hey Jack, hope you're doing well, may I suggest a cooking class bruv?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:40:43 2017 No.8486973 >>8486967 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:44:00 2017 No.8486985 >>8485443 Costco/sam's club or the like probly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:44:53 2017 No.8486987 >>8483782 I hope that hamburger was ground at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:45:27 2017 No.8486992 File: 737 KB, 1000x968, wrong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8484650 You got /fit/ fucked up if you think most of them would be. Damn, that shit looks awful. Spices don't add calories ffs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:46:43 2017 No.8486996 >>8486101 I mean, it CAN be healthier. If you make actually healthy dishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:49:57 2017 No.8487011 >>8486446 actually, most beginners probly could handle it, if they at least looked up a fucking recipe first

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:53:47 2017 No.8487018 >>8486839 yyyyyes, they are a nut, which is a carb and has fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 17:56:26 2017 No.8487027 >>8486949 I... what? what does that have to do with what the post you replied to said?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 18:03:02 2017 No.8487050 File: 86 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_2017-01-19-17-01-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8486667 >>8486853 They're mostly fat. Keep in mind that Cal/g of fat is double that of carbs/protein.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 18:06:04 2017 No.8487063 >>8485458 And the third egg he cracks with a fourth egg which he then places back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 18:11:00 2017 No.8487079 >>8484071 Someone shop in some American cheese.

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