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why do girls like chocolate so much

>> No.8463602

It reminds them of black guys

>> No.8463613

Chocolate has been shown to give off bigger endorphin spikes than kissing or even sex.

So it's because they're junkies. Filthy, filthy junkie whores. They'll do anything for another taste of that sweet dark gold

>> No.8463619

>>8463601
I thought their craving for it was some kind of hormonal thing that coincided with their monthly lunar cycle thing.

>> No.8463623

>>8463601
i want to see her purge all those calories

>> No.8463625

Because all women are vapid whores who only pretend to like things for attention

>> No.8463664

>>8463625
Especially your dumb bitch mom and her whore mom and your dad's cunt mom too

>> No.8463669

>>8463601

Because almost all of them are fat or would be fat if they weren't so disgusted by fat bitches

>> No.8463675

>>8463664
>he thinks this was clever

>> No.8463678

It's sweet just like them :D

>> No.8463684

>>8463678
stop

>> No.8463691

>>8463664
Fuck off toastie roastie, nobody wants you here.

>> No.8463698

>>8463678

I think you just won the biggest faggot on the internet award for today. Some dude could be sucking a cock while he was reading your post and he would stop and say "what a faggot!"

>> No.8463699

She's not even eating them fast, what's the point of the timer.

I am unimpressed

>> No.8463718

>>8463678
aaaaaaw <3

>> No.8463728

>>8463619
Yes, their sex drive spikes when they are fertile. If you had a girlfriend you would that.

>> No.8463735

>>8463601
everyone likes chocolate, women just react in certain ways to certain things because they get good responses from men if they do it

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>>8463699
some dumb challenge rule

>> No.8463805
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8463805

Why are females so disgusting?

>> No.8463836

>>8463805
They have vaginas

>> No.8463854

>>8463601
Everybody likes chocolate

>> No.8463860

>>8463752
>female eating challenges
>eat as much as a man

>> No.8463863

>>8463601
>Shows tongue every time like she's on Joe Rogan's Fear Factor

we believe you, no one cares biiissshh

>> No.8463871

they pretend to like it because they think they're supposed to

>> No.8463896
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>>8463601
>>8463613
>>8463623
>>8463805
>>8463860

>> No.8463903

>>8463896
I've jerked off to this too many times

>> No.8463904

>>8463871
Kind of like how pretend to like them.

>> No.8463912

>>8463863
She's just showing you she's swallowed like a good girl.

>> No.8464025

>>8463678
I hope someone runs over your puppy

>> No.8464046

>>8463613
Never had chocolate that tasted anything like that.

>> No.8464059

>>8463601

When she pauses to chew and swallow she should put the unwrapped one down and start unwrapping another one. She wastes a lot of time doing this the way she does it.

>> No.8464061

>>8464046
that's because you're eating candy, not chocolate

>> No.8464075

>>8463678
kek

>> No.8464091

>>8463601
>world record for most Ferraro Roche eaten in a minute is 9

This doesn't seem like much. Next time I go to the store I'm gonna pick some up and see how well I do.

>> No.8464309

>>8463728
>his girlfriend doesn't get birth control
She never gets her period and still is almost as horny as I am and that's too horny

>> No.8464321

Every female human I know would rather cheese than chocolate

>> No.8464420

>>8463678
'tis an awesome thing to see!

>> No.8464535

>>8464309
>never gets her period

Uh, has it been 9 months?

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>>8463678

>> No.8464602

>>8463752
What's the rule?

>> No.8464606

>>8464535
extremely thin girls dont bleed

>> No.8464630

>>8464602
The timer is because its most eaten in a minute.

Not so much a rule as its the entire point of the thing.

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>>8463678

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>>8463678
That was cute

>> No.8464807

Same reason gamers like Mountain Dew so much: it's marketed to them.

>> No.8464819

>>8463613
>Chocolate has been shown to give off bigger endorphin spikes than kissing or even sex.
[citation needed]

also
ALSO
also
salso

nope
i forgot

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>>8463678
thot detected

>> No.8464827

>>8463601
Not impressive at all. What an attention whore

>> No.8464847

>>8464820

I've been laughing at this picture for the last 5 minutes

Just wanted to let you know that

>> No.8464848

I used to think it's because they go on ridiculous diets which leave them hungry 24/7 so the craving makes these sugar-bombs that much more enjoyable.

I don't know why they actually do it though. I start disliking the sweetness after like 2 bites.

>> No.8464874

>>8463836
not even gay and i think that penises are 100x hotter than disgusting vaginas

>> No.8464879

>>8464874
You sure you ain't gay? Did you mean feminine penises?

>> No.8464887

>>8463601
Combination of female brains being wired to get a bigger reaction from endorphins and seeing it on TV so they over-react on top of that because females literally never mentally or emotionally mature past age 14.

>> No.8465004

>>8464848
This
I also thought girls make to much diet's and at the end of the day need something sweet of they faint

>> No.8465030

>>8463601

Dat Theobromine

>> No.8465070

>>8464025
WHOA

That escalated quickly.

>> No.8465199

>>8463698
Thought I'd chime in. I was dreaming of sucking cock, while caressing my rubber cock, and his post made me stop and smile, because it was cute.

>> No.8465204

>>8463854
Literally no.

>> No.8465274

>>8463601
I've only known a couple women who actually like chocolate. A lot of them do like chocolate flavored candies and confections though. This is pretty common amongst men, as well. Are you asking why girls like to advertise liking chocolate as part of their identities? Dude. I don't know. Glad I don't know people like this. I know some sugar junkies who steal, hide, hoard, and binge on sweets though.

>> No.8465304

>>8463896
God dammit why am I turned on by this

>> No.8465307

>>8464606
they will

Caption: Martha POPULAR

>> No.8465308
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8465308

They don't, it's just a stereotype. Check your privilege you cis-male.

>> No.8467051

>>8465308
t. virgin

>> No.8467161

BECAUSE I HAVE CRAMPS YOU FUCKING COCK SNIFFER!!!!

>> No.8467178

>>8467161
>COCK SNIFFER!!!!

MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SUCH A CHOCOLATE WHORE I WOULDNT HAVE TO WORK TWO JOBS YOU FUCK

>> No.8467324

Reminds them of getting BLACKED

>> No.8467337

>>8467324

Someone already made that "joke", you tragic autist.

>> No.8467341

>>8467337
>he actually expands threads to read older posts
Wow gramps, do you still get the newspaper too?

>> No.8467344

>>8467178
I SPENT TWO FUCKING HOURS CLEANING THE HENTAI FIGURE COLLECTION OF YOUR DORITOS DUST AND CUM!! I DEMAND CHOCOLATE FOR THAT SHIT!!!
>half of the hentai collection is mine

>> No.8467345

>>8467341

It's the second post itt, shit for brains.

>> No.8467366

>>8467345
I only read the last 5 posts; I literally have no time to wade through the geological eras comprising each thread.

Unlike you, I actually have a life and responsibilities and hobbies. Grow up.

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>>8467366

>> No.8467631
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>>8463601
because we are told that's what we should like, and because it makes us feel good we do not question it.

>> No.8467634

>>8463678
This dude got it

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>>8463912
this faggot gets it.

headpats are vc:verboden

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>> No.8467682

>>8467631

You are transgender and I claim my five pounds.

>> No.8467696

>>8463896
ugly whore

>> No.8467717

>>8463601
>Why do girls....
The answer is the same every time
They're whores

>> No.8467728

>>8464091
Say hello to diabetes for me while you're there

>> No.8467807

>>8467717
don't know what made you this bitter anon, but i hope one day you'll be alright again

>> No.8467811

>>8467807
>don't know what made you this bitter

I'm betting it was the whores.

>> No.8467847

>>8463601
Successful marketing at a young age that translates into a combination of social expectation and psychological addiction.

t. chocolate addict woman

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>>8467682

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>>8467848

Alright, you can keep the fiver.

>> No.8467897

>>8467717
I hope you find a mommy type figure who will give you understanding.

>> No.8467902

>>8467811
My sides

>> No.8467908

>>8463601
Same reason they like fashion and bad TV, marketing

>> No.8467943

>>8467908
>bad TV

What the fuck is with that? ESPN anchors and women are keeping the shittiest TV shows in business.

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>>8463601
because they like the results

>> No.8468090

>>8468085
This chick has a pretty face and her body is a little plump to be considered truly attractive to the eye.....I personally find this frame to be the most enjoyable to have sex with.....jesus, it feels so good