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who would win in a fight?

>> No.8458357

>>8458348
Jamie Oliver is my favorite mongoloid

>> No.8458358

Wrestling? Jamie. All that olive oil would make him hard to pin down.

Fist fight? Gordon.

>> No.8458378

>>8458358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE

>> No.8458387

>>8458348

Which would you trust to show Jack how to cook, assuming you;'d have to eat the resultant meal?

>> No.8458401

Jamie is a proper Essex lad. Gordon is a fraud.

>> No.8458408

Gordon's got good reflexes
https://youtu.be/_XDW6xo5scU

>> No.8458423

Jamie has the size, youth, and strength advantage.

>> No.8458439

>>8458423
Yeah, but he's a pudgy dough boy.

Gordon has old man rage.

>> No.8458442

>>8458378
Are tablespoons bigger in bong?

>> No.8458444

The longer the fight draws out, the more of a chance Jamie has of winning I think.

Old mate Gordon would just give him a quick left right goodnight at the start and be done with it.

>> No.8458448
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8458448

>>8458423
google says gordon is 6'2 jamie is 5'10

Gordon looks to be in better shape as well and jamie has a gut. (even tho gordon has a fucking weird looking stomach here, dude seems fit)

>> No.8458471

>>8458442
They're a different size in the rest of the world vs the US.

>> No.8458475

>>8458348
the weird thing is, that they're not even rivals.
Jamie has admitted that Gordon is the better chef, but Gordon's ego cant get over the fact that Jamie is worth more

>> No.8458493

>>8458475
Well, they have quite different businesses that don't really overlap. Ramsay does all his trashy reality crap, and runs a few fine dining restaurants.Oliver runs casual dining restaurants and makes shows more about home cooking with meme health crap.

Are there any famous chefs that do loads of reality crap like Ramsay? Is Marco Pierre-White going that way? Get them to fight, that might be more entertaining.

>> No.8458515

>>8458448
That looks like a mix of being a middle aged Brit and bad lipo

>> No.8458573

>>8458448
Is this real?

>> No.8458894

The interesting question is: Marco Pierre White (1,9m=6'2) vs Gordon Ramsey (1,87m=6'1). Both at their prime.

Who would win?

>> No.8459323

>>8458348

Atleast Gordon gets his dick sucked by his daughter.

>> No.8459385
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8459385

Marco would pin them both down like the two fuckboys they are.

>> No.8459410

>>8458894
Marco of course. Gordon will choose to cry again.

>> No.8459481

>>8458471
>>8458442
Per wikipedia
The unit of measurement varies by region: a United States tablespoon is approximately 14.8 ml, a United Kingdom tablespoon is exactly 15 ml,[1] and an Australian tablespoon is 20 ml.[2]

Aussies don't fuck around with tablespoons

>> No.8459520

>>8458348
Jamie Oliver probably

>> No.8459527

>>8458387
ramsay because he has experience teaching retards how to cook

although Jamie does have experience with kids, is jack more of a child or retard? I'd say retard because of his stroke

>> No.8460136

>>8458448
He's just dad mode with high tier dad strength because he has so many gorgeous young daughters.

>> No.8460164

>>8459527
Ja/ck/ is 100% high-saturate fat, so mostly retard.

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8460216

Ramsay of course, he's Scottish he's been in more fights than Jamie has bottles of olive oil

>> No.8460735

>>8458348
Let's make the fight as interesting as possible
Jamie
>his olive oil has been stolen
>knows Ramsey has been feeding his children turkey twizzlers and chips
Ramsey
>something raw has been served to the diner
>Jamie is the only one who knows where the lamb sauce is located

>> No.8460760

>>8458448
Looks like Chloe

>> No.8460807

Chef Ramsay would make lamb sauce out of Jamie

>> No.8460835

>>8460735
>Jamie's olive oil has been stolen
can he even cook now?

>> No.8461075

>>8458448
>When you've stored so many different types of food in your gullet that you've literally become a fridge

>> No.8461116

>>8458378
pretty much me every time i cook cuz im a fucking idiot

>> No.8461154
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8461154

>>8458475
Is he really worth more? With Gordon's popularity in America I would be surprised, I've only seem Jamie do tv..

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>>8461154
goddamn i never would have guessed. Jamie Oliver is worth almost 3x Ramsay. 400mil vs 140 mil.

>> No.8461691

>>8461154
Yeah Jamie has put out a lot more books than Gordon.

>> No.8461719

>>8461691
Jamie's got a new book every year selling for 30$ a pop