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>want to cook russian salad
>chicken breasts are sold out in 4 shops around
>it's 4 past midnight
Living in a post-new year holiday russia is suffering

>> No.8429306

I'm honestly amazed their are 4 grocers open that late around you. I only have 3 here in small-city USA but they'd all have chicken breast.

>> No.8429325

>>8429306
Dude, slavs are fucking obsessed over russian salad. You will not find chicken/mayo/peas at 31 of december. Don't even try.

>> No.8429358

>>8429298
sounds like someone isn't buddies with putin

>> No.8429401

>>8429358
It's not my fault every fucking slav just wants his fucking russian salad for a whole fucking week non-stop.

>> No.8429406

>>8429298
you put chicken breasts in?
i don't think my family's ever done that

>> No.8429411

>>8429406
I don't like to use beef, and bologna sausage is just plain bad

>> No.8429417

>>8429411
we just don't put any meat in desu

>> No.8429445
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>>8429417
>not using meat in russian salad

>> No.8429452

>potatoes, carrot, eggs, pickles, peas, chicken, and parsley

what degeneracy is this

>> No.8429458

>>8429452
It tastes rad as hell, seriously.

>> No.8429470

>>8429452
Also mayo

>> No.8429479

>>8429298
>>8429325
>>8429452

Called Oliver Salad.

>> No.8429481

just make an american salad which is 6 cups of mayo, a cup of sugar and 12 slices of bacon, fried and chopped

chocolate sauce optional but recommended

>> No.8429494
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>>8429479
Olivier has crayfish and olives. And it's "Olivier".

>> No.8429511

>>8429479
>>8429470
>>8429458

>cold mayonnaisse stew

Is this why everyone thinks slavs are niggers?

>> No.8429521
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>>8429511
>drowning your salad in mayo

>> No.8430953

>>8429445
there's a lite version of it that is actually very popular in south america
it's just potatoes, carrots and peas slathered in mayo
it's simple but also very delicious

>> No.8430957

Chicken, potatoes vmundire, peas, cucumber, pickle, eggs and apples.
Post yours.

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>>8429298
I just kinda assumed living is Russia was suffering in general.

>> No.8431221

>>8429494
capers not olives you mong. and thats why the original recipe is shit. also demands vinegar in the original recipe

>> No.8431231

>>8430957
boiled carrots, no fresh cucumber and no apples. shitton of зeлeнь, dill or parsley or whatever is available

>> No.8431253

>had an "International Buffet" during my exchange year abroad where everybody brings a dish from their country
>mostly decent to great food
>Lithuanian douchebags show up with this bullshit

I mean it didn't taste bad or anything but it was unimpressive as fuck. Step your shit up slavbros

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8432364

Slavaboos actually like this shit tier dish? Do yourselves a favor a try an actually good dish that isn't just a lazy slop of mayo veggies and pickles. Always hates this deal growing up and many other Russians do too.

My recommendation if you're looking for a cold dish that is similar would be Cod Liver Salad (пeчeнь тpecки)

>> No.8432369

>>8432364
Hated this dish*

Also my favorite thing on a hot day is Okroshka. People are unfortunately only familiar with the meme Russian foods like borsch, this mayo garbage, and aspics

>> No.8432374 [DELETED] 

>>8429298
>tastes like bitch nigga titties

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8432478

>>8432364
>cold liver salad
>better than russian salad
I dig it too, but m8

>> No.8432479

>>8432369
>drowning your veggies in kvas
Never understood the appeal of ruining a perfectly fine salad.

>> No.8432658
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>>8432479
If you're talking about Okroshka I would never use kvas for that or honestly anything, although it is a tasty drink imo.

God tier soup 99% of Slavaboos don't know about: kharcho
http://natashaskitchen.com/2016/03/29/beef-soup-kharcho/

>> No.8432802

>>8429325
recipe?

>> No.8433047

i likes flavor of next day salad Ruskin. Place please on glasnost cracker comrade.

Enjoy taste coming with the good cabbage bite eh?
This we say in you speak the English translate "honest Putin"
Very nice!

>> No.8433697

>>8432658
>kharcho
>implying I don't know about it

>I would never use kvas for that or honestly anything
Then it's just a salad, the point of okroshka is to drown it in kvas.

>>8432802
Boiled potatoes
Hardboiled eggs
Boiled chicken breasts
peas
pickled cucumbers

Mix all that shit together and cover in saldt and mayo. It's gonna look like veggies covered in cum but it tastes like sucking God's dick covered in peanut butter.

>> No.8433702

>grocery store runs out of food

must suck living in a third world shithole

>> No.8433725

I watched Lilya 4-ever so I sympathize with your hell life.
Just don't go to Sweden.

>> No.8433748

>>8429521
All Russian salads are kind of slathered in mayo.

>> No.8433752

>>8432369
Okroshka is literally Zimnyi/Olivier except with kefir instead of mayonnaise and added mustard. I don't see how you can like one but hate the other.

>> No.8435205

>>8430957
OP but without the chicken, Poland here.

>> No.8435219

>>8432369
>borsch
I swear this word loses more and more consonants every time it pops up somewhere.

>> No.8435235

>>8433697
>Mix all that shit together and cover in saldt and mayo. It's gonna look like veggies covered in cum but it tastes like sucking God's dick covered in peanut butter.
If you think that is a good description for a tasty meal, you must be a tremendous faggot. Russian salad is shit and so is any assortment of vegetables covered in two full jars of mayonnaise.

>> No.8435249

>>8435219
>loses more and more consonants
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borschtsch
can anybody provide a variation with even more letters?

>> No.8435288

>>8435249
Russian has less letters, but more consonant sounds. It's /borʃt͡ʃ/ I believe, whereas the German pronunciation is bɔɐ̯ʃt͡ʃ

>> No.8435298

>>8433748
Actually most of them are either sourcream or sunflower oil