/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8428788]

Tell me your shameful eating secrets, /ck/. It's a new year, time for redemption of our past (or current) indiscretions with food.

I'll go first. I'm still trying to use up all the party food from Christmas and New Years (I refuse to waste food) and today for lunch, I ate potato chips with sour cream and hot sauce. That was pretty shameful for me, my diet is usually much better than that.
My next shame will be dinnertime, when I plan to mix a dish of hot artichoke-crab dip with pasta and eat like a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.8428805]

Didn't know what to eat yesterday so I used some shitty ramen noodles to make a "carbonara". Wasn't too bad actually

[Anonymous No.8428809]

Early last month I survived a full week on nothing but peanut butter sandwiches because I was to lazy to go buy food and the only thing I had left was bread and peanut butter.

I might have brain problems.

[Anonymous No.8428840]

Sometimes I microwave a few marshmallows for a minute or less and just eat them as is.

[Anonymous No.8428858]

>>8428788
My uncle brought these two huge, decadent cakes to our extended family's Christmas lunch. About half of each cake was left over at the end of the meal and I took both of them home. These cakes were nearly 100% butter+sugar and they were the only things I ate until New Years Day.

[Anonymous No.8428882]

I've been stuck in some shitty barracks for the past year and a half and I've been cooking all my meals using a Foreman grill, a rice cooker, and a chinese pressure cooker on a surface area of about 3 1/1x3 feet. I wash all my dishes in the tiny bathroom sink I use.

[Anonymous No.8428909]

I pick my nose and eat it

And I like it :^)

[Anonymous No.8428911]

>>8428882
No shame there. When I started college, I cooked almost everything on a foreman and in a rice cooker. You can make some amazing meals in those.

Rice cooker:
risotto
pasta
jambalaya
soups & stews
sauces
steamed veggies
pulled pork
cakes & breads

George Foreman Grill:
paninis & melts
burgers
steaks
literally any piece of seasoned meat
grilled veggies
eggs
bacon

[Anonymous No.8428923]

>>8428911
Yeah, that's what I've been doing but not having an oven means all my reheating is microwaved and it even limits the kind of poor people food I can eat, like something as simple as a goddamned frozen pizza.

I just want some homemade garlic bread again, Anon. ; w ;

[Anonymous No.8428932]

>>8428809
Any jelly/butter with those sandwitches or nope?

[Anonymous No.8428934]

>>8428909
:^O

[Anonymous No.8428948]

I fry bologna and put it on cheese toast and then add an egg on top. Pretty good.
I'll also eat an entire container of this shit in a sitting with a bag of chips.

[Anonymous No.8428951]

>>8428909
:(

[Anonymous No.8428987]

I used to binge drink malt liquor and rum while eating cheap potato chips, chicken wings, or Checkers

[Anonymous No.8429308]

>>8428923
Can you not grill your frozen pizza?

Garlic bread:
>bake white bread in rice cooker
>cut into slices
>grill slices until crunchy
>rub garlic on bread & brush with butter
>?????
>profit

[Anonymous No.8430359]

>>8428932
Nope, just peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.8430374]

For supper tonight I went to McDonald's but they were closed for half an hour so I took leftover turkey and gravy and onion dip mixed and added water and microwaved it.

[Anonymous No.8430465]

>>8430374

Oh boy

[Donny No.8430546]

>>8428948

I boil clearance artisanal sausages and toss them in al dente dollar pasta and toss it all with whatever pasta sauce is on sale.

this plus coffee and bananas is the bulk of my diet lately as I try and fail at mastering cakes and pastries.