/ck/ gore thread.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 28 22:25:53 2016 No.8412569 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ gore thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 22:28:01 2016 No.8412581 File: 236 KB, 386x376, WhatIf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 22:29:57 2016 No.8412587 File: 63 KB, 400x509, IMG_0481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /thread >inb4 can't /thread own post

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 22:43:22 2016 No.8412620 File: 923 KB, 870x994, 1480623657724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 22:50:55 2016 No.8412636 >>8412581 I miss Sceak. When was the last time that low-hanging pepperoni nipple fuck was here, like 3-4 years ago? I wonder what he is up to. Hope life is good or at least better for him.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 01:16:12 2016 No.8412989 >>8412636 >I miss Sceak I really don't. Probably killed himself with his 100% bachelor chow diet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 02:29:53 2016 No.8413143 File: 246 KB, 800x548, IMG_20161229_102750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8412569 Let's do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 02:46:18 2016 No.8413177 File: 62 KB, 800x659, melissa mac.ow.clown poo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 02:49:49 2016 No.8413186 File: 44 KB, 450x453, original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 03:18:26 2016 No.8413247 >>8413217 OH GOD

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 03:30:58 2016 No.8413264 >>8412620 just watched the video... The sounds she makes when tasting the stew is a bit concerning

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:27:28 2016 No.8413345 >>8412587 Not bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:32:51 2016 No.8413357 File: 69 KB, 600x600, Carbonara quesadilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:34:03 2016 No.8413358 File: 90 KB, 600x600, lasagna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413357

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:35:06 2016 No.8413361 File: 85 KB, 600x600, easycarbonara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413358

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:36:17 2016 No.8413362 File: 68 KB, 600x600, sheperds pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413361

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:37:46 2016 No.8413364 File: 64 KB, 720x960, 13267901_743816235755295_3925663158779958746_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413362

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:47:54 2016 No.8413374 >>8413364 >white women cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:50:40 2016 No.8413378 https://youtu.be/v3EFMHwU1p0 How will The Chef ever recover?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:53:10 2016 No.8413381 >>8413186 How do you eat this? Do you eat the fish head whole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:57:47 2016 No.8413386 >>8413364 why are Americans obsessed with snacks? Do you really need to eat every 3 hours like a toddler?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:59:00 2016 No.8413388 >>8413386 sub-clinical hypothyroid epidemic, causes peoples livers to be unable to store normal amoutns of glycogen

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:59:05 2016 No.8413389 >>8413386 Because we can actually afford to do so unlike your third world shithole

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 04:59:37 2016 No.8413390 >>8413381 I'd assume they show the head and the tail so the customer knows they aren't getting gypped, then when they get home they probably cut that bit off (save it for stew) and divide the bread up to feed their family of 12 or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 05:01:43 2016 No.8413394 >>8413386 >why are Americans obsessed with snacks? since when was snacks an american only thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 05:31:40 2016 No.8413430 File: 168 KB, 900x675, 50530_900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have no words for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 05:38:45 2016 No.8413440 File: 772 KB, 1000x667, 97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 05:39:48 2016 No.8413443 File: 36 KB, 640x480, kiss_me_445682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413247

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 06:02:56 2016 No.8413463 File: 2.86 MB, 711x400, slicing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 06:13:13 2016 No.8413477 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1452017958932.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 06:14:03 2016 No.8413479 File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, tmp_29853-14807437931911974481149.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These threads are great for curbing the ol appetite

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 06:36:59 2016 No.8413503 >>8412620 wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 06:53:49 2016 No.8413515 >>8413479 eeeeeeeeew

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 07:23:08 2016 No.8413557 https://youtu.be/UBQuz5gyfS4

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 08:49:16 2016 No.8413679 >>8413479 what the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 08:55:06 2016 No.8413689 >>8413194 We call this a "Nasty Chad" over in my state.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 08:57:12 2016 No.8413693 >>8413479 This is what it looks like when you cut open a Pokemon

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:19:04 2016 No.8413722 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, Mex nachos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:20:07 2016 No.8413724 File: 526 KB, 890x680, Nice Hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:21:13 2016 No.8413726 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Coconut killer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:21:53 2016 No.8413728 >>8413479 I still don't understand the point of this, even by showmanship standards it's very unimpressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:23:01 2016 No.8413730 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, corndog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:23:08 2016 No.8413731 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, 1452018623386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413698

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:29:24 2016 No.8413734 >>8412569 Gross, but still makes me want a corndog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:31:13 2016 No.8413737 >>8413143 I can't even identify what this is. At first I thought cake and then I saw what appears to be pepperoni? And candy?

Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:32:14 2016 No.8413740
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>>8413386
>why are americans obsessed with snacks?
>americans
>why
>snacks
>americans
>why

If you hadnt noticed Americans are greedy as fuck thats why they are all fat as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:33:28 2016 No.8413743 >>8413698 ok this is srsly funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:33:38 2016 No.8413744 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1452018747354.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413731

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:34:00 2016 No.8413747 >>8413722 This feels like what would be produced if Mexican food and British food had a child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:45:25 2016 No.8413766 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1452018915518.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413744

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:49:12 2016 No.8413772 >>8413743 good old General "non-newtonian fluid" Tso Chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:55:51 2016 No.8413787 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, 1452019350381.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413766

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:58:38 2016 No.8413796 >>8413479 >cutting a dish with scissors Triggered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 09:59:00 2016 No.8413797 File: 2.57 MB, 1280x720, 1452019394806.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413787

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:01:34 2016 No.8413804 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1452019536711.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413797

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:06:14 2016 No.8413813 File: 38 KB, 500x286, 1345670457509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413766 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:13:00 2016 No.8413823 >>8413364 >everyone is too retarded to wrap something in meat and stuff it with cheese I fucking hate mongoloids like these.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:14:08 2016 No.8413825 File: 53 KB, 612x459, hNDylCNLw4115D32S44sf8smWq37v1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413381 It's capelin, I've seen people eat it whole, head and all. Not a pleasant sight I assure you, the sounds are even worse.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:19:44 2016 No.8413839 >>8413833 >IT'S RAAAAW

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:20:27 2016 No.8413840 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, 1452021117370.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413836

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:26:41 2016 No.8413854 >>8413443 JUST

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:26:58 2016 No.8413855 >>8413722 >'''''''''''''''''''nachos''''''''''''''''''''

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:32:21 2016 No.8413866 File: 225 KB, 400x476, 1348936869966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413463

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:35:33 2016 No.8413873 >>8413840 >dual wielding >does it on the cutting board >fucks it up >does it in the bowl >fucks it up You just know he saw someone else do it correctly on TV and said 'You know what? I'm going to do that in my next video.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:46:49 2016 No.8413888 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, 1452021579787.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413840

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:48:45 2016 No.8413893 Pizza slice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:51:00 2016 No.8413895 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1452022134289.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413888

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:51:47 2016 No.8413896 File: 359 KB, 240x200, 1440674191345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:52:11 2016 No.8413898 File: 203 KB, 433x433, XMNpkKVA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413440 i dont get it, its carmelized unions and ground beef thats about to get fried...right....RIGHT!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 10:58:24 2016 No.8413908 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, 1452022210623.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413895

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:00:03 2016 No.8413910 File: 7 KB, 90x128, 1235095411099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413908 What is this guy even thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:03:33 2016 No.8413918 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1452022302657.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413908

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:05:16 2016 No.8413922 >>8412569 These threads never have any real gore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:09:34 2016 No.8413926 File: 55 KB, 587x645, 7f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413918 This is satire, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:13:12 2016 No.8413933 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, 1452022624029.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413918

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:14:00 2016 No.8413935 >>8413926 Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:14:44 2016 No.8413937 File: 631 KB, 720x404, 1452306753877.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413933

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:18:03 2016 No.8413943 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1452308260130.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413937

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:18:55 2016 No.8413946 >>8413935 Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:24:31 2016 No.8413955 File: 2.88 MB, 800x450, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:30:21 2016 No.8413966 File: 3.46 MB, 4032x3024, 20161121_130257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I actually made grilled Charlies with a buddy of mine. I made his first and was too heavy on the chocolate sauce. I made mine with less and it was more edible.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:39:45 2016 No.8413982 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, 1470647277299.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413978

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:40:28 2016 No.8413985 >>8413744 fresh line juice.......canned everything else

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:42:31 2016 No.8413989 File: 2.78 MB, 1920x1080, 1470647906590.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413982

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:44:49 2016 No.8413994 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, 1470756206190.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413989

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:46:43 2016 No.8413997 >>8413994 Did this guy spend his 20's huffing paint or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:46:57 2016 No.8413999 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, 1470763331356.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413994

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:48:57 2016 No.8414003 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x720, 'shupdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413999

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:49:25 2016 No.8414005 >>8413969 The Marks and Sparks videos are actually very good, almost kino level of TV advertising, shame to see them tainted with jackshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:49:26 2016 No.8414006 File: 800 KB, 827x757, 1337524161392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413982 >>8413994 >>8413999 I dont know how many more of these i can watch, this takes the cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:50:07 2016 No.8414007 File: 315 KB, 720x404, slow cooked death.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8414003

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:51:22 2016 No.8414011 File: 1.07 MB, 250x187, 1323683443669.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8414007

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 11:52:28 2016 No.8414015 >>8414006 it's okay, i'm all out

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 12:04:26 2016 No.8414035 >>8413797 >>8413836 I want to lock him in a basement and torture him with foodstuffs daily. I could probably sell the videos to thousands of customers.

Anonymous Thu Dec 29 12:43:23 2016 No.8414127

>>8413217

... i-is that ramen that's been left out for a while with both ketchup and mayonnaise?

>>8413364
>runtime: 12:47

>>8413440
Seems like they are about to fry it. Nothing wrong here.

>>8413463
That's just asking for it.

>>8413477
I mean it's a casserole. A nacho casserole, it seems.

>>8413731
sad...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 12:48:40 2016 No.8414139 >>8413999 The fuck is he doing? Even Jamie Oliveoil wouldn't do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 12:50:01 2016 No.8414140 >>8413898 It might be ok but I think by the time the meat is brown the onions etc will be overdone

Anonymous Thu Dec 29 13:05:30 2016 No.8414169

>>8413143
squirtle took acid and fell into a deep fryer

>>8413186
"Just because I like to look into the eyes of the things I killed as I eat them doesn't mean I am a mass murdering psycopath"

>>8413477
We need that wall NOW

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>>8413999
I am convinced this "man" is an alien inhabiting a humanlike body. All of his movements are just too awkward to be natural.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 13:32:03 2016 No.8414223 >>8413740 >All that British food >American I'll admit you got me on this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 15:52:09 2016 No.8414561 >>8413381 Yes. And I don't get why people say its weird. With big fishes, ok but those tiny ones loke anchovies or sprots you can eat the heads

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 15:53:13 2016 No.8414564 >>8413390 Those are smoked fish, you eat the heads, its not just for show

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 16:22:03 2016 No.8414638 File: 20 KB, 480x455, HNI_0085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8414003

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 16:39:14 2016 No.8414679 File: 234 KB, 840x630, 1480996335329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just why

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 18:01:38 2016 No.8414856 >>8413479 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:08:25 2016 No.8415332 >>8412587 You monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:09:58 2016 No.8415337 >>8412587 dipping cookies in juice is fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:17:50 2016 No.8415355 >>8413698 it reminds me of when my pottery glazes settle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:24:17 2016 No.8415380 >>8413839 no it's juicy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:26:18 2016 No.8415389 >>8413895 now we know why his niece had food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:32:49 2016 No.8415415 >>8413386 Speaking of OBSESSION...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:34:37 2016 No.8415420 >>8413933 wa la

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:36:54 2016 No.8415427 >>8413955 there ain't nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:36:54 2016 No.8415428 >>8413479 it looks like a fucking boulder on a plate from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:39:24 2016 No.8415440 Can someone please link me any one of these Jack's gore vids on YT? I've looked for em before but couldn't find a single one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:47:18 2016 No.8415467 >>8413477 Why would she put whipped cream on nachos? Totally ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:47:56 2016 No.8415469 >>8413895 There's rare, and then there's simply uncooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:49:09 2016 No.8415472 >>8415467 you're kidding, right? that's sour cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:49:36 2016 No.8415475 >>8413479 We need the WALL, NOW!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:50:11 2016 No.8415477 >>8415472 Yeah, it was a joke. I knew it was sour cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:51:26 2016 No.8415482 >>8413479 It doesn't look appetizing at all but I'd still be tempted to try it just to see what it tastes like (or what it's even made of) >select all images with pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 21:55:05 2016 No.8415494 >>8414127 >>8414169 Nice autism replies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:03:00 2016 No.8415521 File: 21 KB, 400x393, sandra-lee-kwanzaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEY GUYS, REMEMBER THE KWANZAA CAKE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:04:40 2016 No.8415525 >>8415521 kwanzaa is made up by the FBI

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:13:03 2016 No.8415546 >>8415494 ???

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Dec 29 22:13:21 2016 No.8415547 File: 1.97 MB, 3264x2448, 1391471719603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415521 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:15:09 2016 No.8415553 >>8415546 when you're so autistic you have to reply to dozens of posts in a single post just to tell us what you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:18:22 2016 No.8415561 >>8415553 I still don't get how that's autistic

>>	Mr. Rattlebones Thu Dec 29 22:26:43 2016 No.8415583 >>8415547 IS it bad that looks strangely satisfying, like when you nibble out the little packets of orange juice in an orange slice on by one, I bet it tastes like that but with delicious cake. Don't break my delusion pls anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:31:14 2016 No.8415591 >>8413479 Wh-what the fuck even is that? I honestly thought it was a fucking rock until she started cutting it open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:36:11 2016 No.8415600 >>8413731 Mmm, salmonella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:43:25 2016 No.8415609 >>8413744 That video was filmed not more than two years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:44:38 2016 No.8415615 >>8415600 You don't get salmonella from mid rare retard. Enjoy your dry shoe leather

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:45:22 2016 No.8415618 >>8415615 hey jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:49:21 2016 No.8415634 >>8415615 >mid rare

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:49:52 2016 No.8415635 >>8413994 Looks like a fucking child's torso.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:53:28 2016 No.8415646 >>8413724 >portable hotdog carrier >also holds condiments >bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:57:31 2016 No.8415652 >>8415646 It looks like a slurry of pus and blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 22:58:06 2016 No.8415654 >>8415652 Welcome to the world of fry sauce. At least in Utah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:10:00 2016 No.8415678 >>8414003 someone post the other clip

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:31:15 2016 No.8415730 >>8415547 >>8415583 Looks like a giant crumpet, and those are fuckin nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:32:39 2016 No.8415736 >>8413726 Jesus fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:39:17 2016 No.8415749 File: 167 KB, 1488x832, herq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:45:52 2016 No.8415765 >>8415646 yeah, I kinda like it. get out a bun, squeeze your hotdog condom, et violin

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 29 23:49:35 2016 No.8415772 File: 28 KB, 500x371, 1480722726540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415749 is...is that...pepto?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:04:11 2016 No.8415801 >>8415547 What in the blueberry flavored fuck is that?

Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:21:05 2016 No.8415827

>>8413479
Alright, I think I know what this is. It's some form of dessert pizza. At the 0:35 mark, we can see what appears to be melted ice cream, ice cream solids (that have not melted), whipped cream, and chocolate chips.

What the fuck else could it be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:26:58 2016 No.8415836 >>8414127 >>8414169 Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:27:59 2016 No.8415838 File: 114 KB, 736x606, pink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415772 It looks like dressing called "the pink stuff."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:30:26 2016 No.8415845 File: 20 KB, 300x240, 1404614638675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw thanks to this thread, i now have every single jack webm filtered

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:30:38 2016 No.8415846 >>8415838 That's edible pink. The shit on the macaroni looks like something in an elementary school art room.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:31:35 2016 No.8415847 >>8415838 man I would not be able to eat that without thinking it was pepto

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 00:42:34 2016 No.8415879 >>8415827 I think it was actually cranberries and some kind of cream. It's some sort of nightmarish thing from Korea, I'd reverse image search it but I'm about to pass out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 01:49:20 2016 No.8416008 >>8415772 Looks like creamed beets to me. You can find them in jars or cans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 01:52:32 2016 No.8416012 >>8416008 is that good? why would you cream beets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 01:58:08 2016 No.8416024 >>8416012 Why would you cream anything? They're cooked beets in a creamy goop. Not bad, really, but I prefer pickled beets. Or, if they're fresh beets, roasted and served alongside my venison stew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:05:48 2016 No.8416040 >>8415547 Most confusing thing in this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:06:49 2016 No.8416044 File: 51 KB, 640x445, Grinder_Accident3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we allowed to post real kitchen related gore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:12:22 2016 No.8416058 >>8415547 This will haunt my dreams tonight. What is that...

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:14:23 2016 No.8416063 >>8413737 It's a meatloaf with ketchup on the head and breadcrumbs and pep on the back with fuckin chocolate or BBQ sauce drizzled all over it with ham flowers n shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:14:57 2016 No.8416064 >>8412587 is that OJ? or egg? if OJ cool if egg....i would cook it first

Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:25:27 2016 No.8416085

>>8413479
For those curious, this is a "bomb pizza" made by a gimmicky as fuck restaurant in Seoul called The Place. They put a bunch of cheeses and raisins in the center of a huge piece of squid ink dough, wrap it up into a dome, then flambé it to melt the shit in the center.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:25:27 2016 No.8416086 >>8415427 that first part was hilarious, i thought it was over until they did it again correctly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:27:00 2016 No.8416089 >>8415547 fried kiwi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:27:02 2016 No.8416090 >>8414007 that is some H.P. Lovecraft existential horro shit right there, take that shit to /x/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:29:17 2016 No.8416094 >>8415547 so what the hell is it a blueberry fuckmuffin???

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 02:32:25 2016 No.8416102 >>8414007 What exactly am I looking at here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 03:27:41 2016 No.8416201 >>8413364 Gulag

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 03:51:44 2016 No.8416239 >>8413982 what the fuck is he even trying to accomplish here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 04:11:42 2016 No.8416281 >>8413726 My poor little heart was racing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 04:20:41 2016 No.8416307 >>8412620 I find Gordon's "good girl" when cooking with his daughters very disturbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 04:51:42 2016 No.8416355 >>8415547 wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 09:24:53 2016 No.8416727 >>8414007 >>8414011 >>8416102 Nothing wrong with some plov, comrades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 09:27:53 2016 No.8416730 File: 35 KB, 407x471, Microsoft Bakery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 10:56:43 2016 No.8416846 Beat this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 11:52:07 2016 No.8416939 >>8416846 kek fucking cheap skank

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 12:44:59 2016 No.8417052 >>8414003 and to think that i fapped to her , multiple times

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 12:56:55 2016 No.8417084 File: 998 KB, 1280x720, 1478290158571.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415678

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:02:17 2016 No.8417103 File: 52 KB, 608x336, 1 blown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8414007

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:02:24 2016 No.8417104 >>8417084 oh, great now I got the urge of rub one out. thanks to mr asshole here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:03:23 2016 No.8417107 >>8417052 Who is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:04:35 2016 No.8417112 File: 7 KB, 300x168, 1 stinky fish taco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8417052 >>8417084 Who is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:12:56 2016 No.8417133 >>8417104 Just think about the """"food""""" she made

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:14:00 2016 No.8417136 File: 100 KB, 1080x540, hamdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:30:36 2016 No.8417193 >>8417084 Is this Mrs Beeton?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 13:37:28 2016 No.8417214 >>8417084 Name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:14:47 2016 No.8417311 >>8413787 holy fuck that ending

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:37:38 2016 No.8417363 >>8417136 Looks like a typical Burger King item.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:44:30 2016 No.8417387 >>8412569 That's just wasteful

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:54:56 2016 No.8417422 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413975 I love his reviews Has litterally said he never reads the directions and is proud of this fact

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:56:07 2016 No.8417428 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413999 no seriously bro what is he trying to make here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 14:56:15 2016 No.8417429 >>8413826 what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 15:01:03 2016 No.8417448 >>8417428 Why is he such a fucking disgusting piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 15:06:27 2016 No.8417465 >>8413826 I don't see the problem here. >>8413787 I lost it when he brought out the whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 15:10:57 2016 No.8417476 File: 311 KB, 1280x960, beef wellington.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 15:16:27 2016 No.8417491 >>8417476 I legit thought that was a picture of a globster from the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 15:31:58 2016 No.8417527 >>8417214 Ariel Rebel

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Fri Dec 30 15:35:48 2016 No.8417535 >>8415583 >>8415730 >>8415801 >>8416040 >>8416058 >>8416089 >>8416094 >>8416355 apparently its some kind of vietnamese cake called Banh Bo Nuong

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 17:42:10 2016 No.8417813 >>8412569 Mmm delicious. Love ketchup on hot dogs and corn dogs. Perfect condiment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 19:47:37 2016 No.8418158 File: 68 KB, 431x450, ok kid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415615 >mid rare chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 20:05:20 2016 No.8418206 >>8416307 >>8413264 Link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 20:18:03 2016 No.8418234 >>8417112 >"she"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 20:30:55 2016 No.8418278 >>8413374 >(((Israeli)))

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 21:35:33 2016 No.8418430 >>8417084 I remember A Real Rebel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:29:17 2016 No.8418526 >>8417428 boil in the bag omelette

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 30 22:47:00 2016 No.8418560 >>8415635 It's pretty disturbing looking now that you mention it...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 01:50:46 2016 No.8418946 >>8417428 Wow you really captured the tongue action in this one brah

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:39:21 2016 No.8419017 File: 150 KB, 899x653, 1463318140020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8415615

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:39:26 2016 No.8419018 File: 167 KB, 619x340, hapsdog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8417428 this was erotic

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 02:47:01 2016 No.8419030 >>8413479 this is a "pizza" btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 03:09:52 2016 No.8419070 >>8417052 >>8414003 Well I know what I'm watching tonight

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 04:29:31 2016 No.8419170 >>8417214 Bryci

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 07:47:30 2016 No.8419383 >>8416044 >Grinder_Accident In contrast to a Grindr accident which often is a gerbil stuck in a man's rectum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 09:22:59 2016 No.8419460 >>8416727 that is not plov and you calling that shit plov just disgusts me. get out of this board stalker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 09:48:50 2016 No.8419482 >>8412936 >>8412569 >>8413357 >>8413358 >>8417136 >>8419018 I see nothing wrong with these

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 10:27:15 2016 No.8419549 File: 212 KB, 682x1024, arielrebel-16198-lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8417112 >>8417107 ariel rebel

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:10:31 2016 No.8419625 >>8417084 No ass or tits What exactly is everyone gawking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:12:13 2016 No.8419628 >>8419625 i found the nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:19:55 2016 No.8419640 File: 1.02 MB, 1920x1080, TheBestSauces.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8417428 This thread need more Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:23:30 2016 No.8419646 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, JackMakesSomething.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8419640

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:28:38 2016 No.8419653 File: 2.28 MB, 720x480, JacksOwnBurger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8419646 I wonder if there is a webm of his pickles, poutine or Yorkshire puddings?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:33:35 2016 No.8419659 File: 1.59 MB, 320x240, JackForceFeedsHisFamily.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8419653

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 11:55:16 2016 No.8419691 >>8419653 i had a gag reflex

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:03:12 2016 No.8419705 >>8415827 Looks more like gruyere or some other kind of soft white cheese, feta, and kalamata olives maybe? All I know is it does not look appetizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:19:07 2016 No.8419734 >>8419659 What even the fuck is that? Some sort of Nashville Hot Chicken knockoff?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:22:25 2016 No.8419741 >>8413143 If you covered the mouth the nose makes it look like its horrified..

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:27:39 2016 No.8419760 >>8412636 Hopefully he manned the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 12:44:48 2016 No.8419802 >>8413364 Typical pretentious white people shit. No, you are not 'more clever'. No, you are not 'more smart'. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:38:05 2016 No.8419885 File: 110 KB, 509x490, 1393719350790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413479

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:47:44 2016 No.8419897 >>8419625 Nostalgia

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:52:24 2016 No.8419905 File: 33 KB, 264x218, IMG_20161231_215140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8419741 Ha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:19:22 2016 No.8419954 >>8413463 I recognize that stovetop

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:44:22 2016 No.8420013 >>8413989 At first i was like "hey, this looks pretty decent. Way to go Ja-" then i realized he was shredding a chocolate bar on top There is no hope for this man

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:45:53 2016 No.8420016 >>8419625 >no ass Tyrone please

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:49:28 2016 No.8420023 File: 213 KB, 2039x2057, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413479 do you wear the top like a helmet when you eat this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:53:35 2016 No.8420039 File: 34 KB, 550x412, main-qimg-65753fc4317e66ba7e4f86909e503a4c-c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413698 i like jack because he fucks up and still shows it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 18:44:01 2016 No.8420466 >>8413477 holy shit, I didn't even realize that that isn't a jack webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 18:45:26 2016 No.8420469 >>8420466 it is, its just a collab video

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 18:49:52 2016 No.8420477 >>8413918 Is that sugar he puts? second ingredient?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 18:56:25 2016 No.8420489 >>8413724 Good god its like seeing a cyst being popped

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 18:57:41 2016 No.8420493 >>8414169 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 19:12:59 2016 No.8420530 >>8414007 Its probably perfectly edible, but it looks like they just tossed some unseasoned chops on top without any care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 19:54:52 2016 No.8420608 >>8415521 god dammit I hadn't heard of this till you mentioned it. fuck you. fuck you with a half melted rubber spatula. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 19:55:08 2016 No.8420609 >>8420023 made me laugh/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 20:03:40 2016 No.8420628 >>8420477 no anon its jello mix

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 20:11:12 2016 No.8420639 File: 39 KB, 640x640, 1454973327351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413989 somebody should put this fucking retard out of his misery. chocolate on vegetables ffs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 20:34:05 2016 No.8420691 >>8414169 Kys moron

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 20:38:25 2016 No.8420699 >>8413430 You had five words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 21:30:51 2016 No.8420819 >>8413186 can some russian fag explain this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 21:36:31 2016 No.8420821 File: 87 KB, 500x667, 1459960447424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8412936 >ketchup on hot dog

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 22:40:41 2016 No.8420945 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, This cake is less disgusting than your post.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 22:42:33 2016 No.8420948 >>8420945 https://www.google.com/amp/www.food.com/amp/recipe/bologna-cake-61866

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 22:56:24 2016 No.8420991 File: 16 KB, 287x249, vomiting weepingbell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8420945

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:22:31 2016 No.8421061 >>8413982 How can someone be this stupid? Not even an actual retard pretending to be retarded would use it like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:28:00 2016 No.8421078 File: 900 KB, 1336x4460, sweetsundaeramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here's some gore with tons of flavor also ZOOMED WORDS!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:42:03 2016 No.8421111 File: 3.03 MB, 1920x4840, sushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421078 I see your ramen and I raise you some sushi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:49:13 2016 No.8421122 File: 175 KB, 854x494, cream cheese crab wonton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:53:28 2016 No.8421133 >>8415635 Nah. Little kid skin is much thinner and softer and much easier to cut through with a knife.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 23:58:26 2016 No.8421151

>>8413726
The stupid

It hurts

BTW how do you guys open a coconut? I get a screwdriver and a hammer and hammer it into the "eyes", drain the water, then I put the drained coconut into a plastic grocery bag and take it outside, slam it into the concrete ground, and that easily splits it

Then I use a knife to separate the pulp from the shell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 00:11:21 2017 No.8421179 File: 892 KB, 1348x3750, sketti.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 00:56:17 2017 No.8421270 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, beautiful.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 00:57:22 2017 No.8421274 File: 714 KB, 1280x720, yorkie puds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421270

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 00:57:49 2017 No.8421276
File: 251 KB, 910x2535, censored marejuice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

hopefully by removing the pictures of colorful equines this post is rule 15 safe. This is one of my personal favorite instances of food gore.
The infamous Marejuice recipes from /mlp/

also heres a video of some insane horsefucker who made the lunar variant...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:02:47 2017 No.8421288 >>8421274 What the hell are those supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:03:33 2017 No.8421289 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, cream cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421288 yorkshire puddings

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:04:49 2017 No.8421293 File: 92 KB, 693x427, censored Luna juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421276 forgot the video content. provided recipe for reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:05:13 2017 No.8421294 File: 1.92 MB, 1920x1080, GodBless.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421289

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:06:22 2017 No.8421295 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, grease fire_720p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421294

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:09:00 2017 No.8421299 File: 1001 KB, 1280x720, salsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421295

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:10:08 2017 No.8421301 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, wa la.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421299

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:34:58 2017 No.8421328 >>8413698 isn't this a non-newtonian substance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:41:51 2017 No.8421332 >>8415475 There's already a wall in South Korea

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 01:45:28 2017 No.8421336 >>8421151 I wrap aluminium foil around my regular hammer then just hit it with the coconut in a container that won't break.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:03:53 2017 No.8421359
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>>8417084
>Not wearing heatproof clothing in the kitchen
>Long hair not properly concealed in a net or ponytail
>Cooking atrocious appetizers

OUT OF THE BLOODY KITCHEN YOU WHORE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:10:11 2017 No.8421364 >>8413386 >talks about obsession HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IRONY AT ITS FINEST

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:34:26 2017 No.8421377 >>8419802 U mad shitskin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:43:37 2017 No.8421385 File: 111 KB, 600x600, IMG_4559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 02:48:07 2017 No.8421393 File: 54 KB, 750x562, CuFppsHVIAArINM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:04:27 2017 No.8421412 >>8413726 This one always hurts my brain to watch. It's just so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:08:12 2017 No.8421416 Did we just go an entire thread without any Kay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:22:25 2017 No.8421427 >>8421328 Having done a few similar experiments recently I can confirm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:41:22 2017 No.8421448 >>8421294 it would have been gore if she put it on the seasoned fries

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 03:55:35 2017 No.8421457 >>8415838 Not the same pink. This fuschia colour is obtained when beetroots are mixed with a white liquid such as cream or american mayo. Either that or food colouring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 04:36:43 2017 No.8421475 File: 391 KB, 800x1181, fras.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413443 >>8413854

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:13:26 2017 No.8421607 File: 523 KB, 1600x1200, mushi-sushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An acquaintance made "sushi".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:14:30 2017 No.8421610 File: 472 KB, 1600x1200, please_kill_me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421607 close up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:28:40 2017 No.8421630 >>8421475 now that I've seen this I am no longer afraid of dying

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:45:33 2017 No.8421639 >>8412620 >not mentioning the 2 fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:46:49 2017 No.8421640 File: 47 KB, 500x375, holodotsmor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 07:53:40 2017 No.8421649 >>8420819 I can't explain WHY it's a thing, but the sign says simply HOT-DOG. Underneath it, unsurprisingly, explains that it is a pastry with fish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 08:00:13 2017 No.8421651 >>8421607 shit man the first time I made sushi it wasn't that bad is the acquaintance an amateur?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 09:08:51 2017 No.8421700 File: 140 KB, 379x440, 1460671368610.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413477 Who has a Rational oven tray at home?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 09:09:27 2017 No.8421701 File: 1.75 MB, 1440x900, wellington.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421416 it wouldn't be a gore thread without kay >>8413463

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 09:57:23 2017 No.8421748 >>8419802 insecure about white people being smarter and cleverer than he is

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 10:17:14 2017 No.8421783 >>8421651 no hes a professional

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 11:40:09 2017 No.8421958 File: 1.62 MB, 624x352, coconut (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8413726

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 11:55:27 2017 No.8421980
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>>8413394
anything anyone doesnt like at the time is an "american thing". /ck/ users are at least half euro/aussie shitposters that constantly obsess over America, so anytime they see something that triggers them through their dusty CRT monitors, they cant help but type "do amerilards really do this?"
I cant imagine going to an image board made by a certain country and constantly bitching about them. Why dont you people go pay your tele-tax or eat a munchie box or whatever the fuck. I actually have no idea because I dont care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:00:17 2017 No.8421992 >>8413364 >propably cheap supermarket bavarian ham wrapped in ham ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:03:07 2017 No.8422000 >>8421980 Butthurt amerilard detected.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:12:33 2017 No.8422006

>>8422000
they obsess over other people, get invaded by muslims that rape their women, cant own guns, get mad about "american things", and all they can do is get on an ameri-ching chong image board and say "u mad". mad about what exactly? I feel sorry for you. you are the ultimate cuckolds.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:22:37 2017 No.8422019

can we, for once, not have a thread in which insecure midwesterners try to start arguments with evil foreigners? you'll find the same ignorant rednecks and intelligent city people in almost all countries, you've got more in common with an unemployed squatting antisemitic cigarette smoking east german than you do with a new yorker or londoner, so settle down and learn to get along with your equals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:31:22 2017 No.8422034 >>8421328 >jacks non newtonian batter.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:31:50 2017 No.8422037 >>8420819 What is there to explain? You eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:33:33 2017 No.8422040 >>8420819 >being afraid to eat fish heads wew Westys are such pussies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:33:53 2017 No.8422041 File: 993 KB, 1280x720, tammy eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8417428 Imagine what their kissing must look (and sound) like

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:35:28 2017 No.8422042 File: 878 KB, 1280x720, big tammy bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422041

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:36:25 2017 No.8422043 >>8421610 does look tasty though the shape's uneven

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:36:43 2017 No.8422045 >>8422006 Why even pity us mate? We don't think of you ever. Maybe if you were relevant in some way shape or form we would have something to envy, but there literally isn't anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:36:59 2017 No.8422047 >>8421610 how did they fuck the rice up so so badly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:44:06 2017 No.8422058 >>8421274 I never understood that whole cultural appropriation thing until I saw that video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:47:16 2017 No.8422069 >>8422006 I know your healthcare system ranks 37th, so is that why your MD can't cure your severe butthurt?

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:55:09 2017 No.8422082

>>8413386
It is much better for someone to lightly snack a wide variety of things throughout the day with maybe one medium sized meal, instead of having set meal times. Though must Americans just eat shit food so it normally doesn't really count. I currently work in the fine dining industry as a Chef Du Partie and get a vast majority of my food intake through all the tasting I have to do, plus staff meal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 12:58:43 2017 No.8422093 File: 929 KB, 135x180, 1404734463580.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421133

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:00:14 2017 No.8422097

>>8422042
>>8422041
Hate all you want, but they probably have disgusting but mind blowing sex. Not that baby shit we see in porn, but the kind of shit that lasts hours in every room of the house that they incorporate their activities into. There isn't a single doubt in my mind they they don't both enjoy food play and aren't both absolute masters of oral sex. The type of shit that you will have to call in a team of professionals just to remove the stank from the house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:03:04 2017 No.8422107 >>8422097 I doubt it. Jack is the master of lazy, he is very religious, plus he deals with high blood pressure so he can't really do anything physically strenuous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:28:45 2017 No.8422145 File: 437 KB, 1200x1600, pastavuoka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421651 >>8422047 A food enthusiast, she has a whole blog for her culinary creations. Here are some better ones. "Cheese-mince meat-pasta casserole"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:32:01 2017 No.8422152 File: 373 KB, 600x800, risotto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422145 A sensational "Chicken-onion-Dijon-risotto".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:34:09 2017 No.8422159 >>8422152 is that made in a "I can't believe it's not butter" dish? Does she eat out of that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:36:31 2017 No.8422165 File: 803 KB, 1280x768, Authentic Asian fried rice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422152 More authentic Asian dishes, "Kotetsu's Special Fried Rice". She will surely capture a man's heart with this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:44:16 2017 No.8422181 File: 64 KB, 1200x730, margarine02-lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422159 Yes it is. If you can't eat it all up in one go, no worries! Just put the whole thing in a freezer and enjoy it another time! Top house wife material!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:45:28 2017 No.8422187 >>8422165 Christ this rice looks even worse

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:50:59 2017 No.8422198 File: 29 KB, 480x279, squideuw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422165

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 13:54:55 2017 No.8422208 File: 132 KB, 324x338, 1333894180126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422165 >Kotetsu's Special Fried Rice It looks like garbage is what it looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 14:09:14 2017 No.8422242 >>8421958 banter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 14:23:36 2017 No.8422281 File: 208 KB, 606x606, please_kill_me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421610

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:08:45 2017 No.8422805 >>8422145 link to blog pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 17:23:26 2017 No.8422843 File: 143 KB, 373x387, 1480755750224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8421607 >Scandinavians eating sushi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:26:48 2017 No.8422995 File: 2.23 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, do Americans really eat this trash?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:29:12 2017 No.8423001 File: 1.84 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8422995

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:39:04 2017 No.8423023 >>8423001 >>8422995 It doesn't look like anything I've ever seen.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 18:51:41 2017 No.8423052
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>>8423023
Its a hallowed out gluten free baget filled with meatballs curry rice mashed yams olives served with a kale salad drizzled with olive oil and raw mushrooms covered with a vinaigrette. The best part was the salad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:11:20 2017 No.8423127 >>8421610 Wow, that is the worst attempt at sushi I've seen in my life. I don't think this person should go near food again.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:23:31 2017 No.8423168
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>>8422043
What the shit anon.

Tasty ? This looks tasty to you ?

This looks like somebody used gruel instead of rice, random ingredients as filling, sort of like an abomination between bibimbap and sushi. Even the piece of carrot in the middle is trying to escape this mess, to save its life from the horror that is being part of this disgraceful display. From the color and visquosity, it also looks like the person that gnashed all of that together sacrified some old salmon and elbow-pressed the roll in order to achieve every different types of shapes in a single roll.

If somebody can't even make the rice right it does not bode well for basic treatment of the fish to prevent parasite infection. Chances are the sad fucks that got chosen to eat that had to spent a good few days on the loo afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:24:34 2017 No.8423170 >>8422152 >>8422145 Oh dear, is that the new Ja/ck/ ? We're going to need a name.

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:34:25 2017 No.8423193
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>>8421980
>be american
>come home from shipping missiles to isreal
>believe repeating digits on an anime forum changed the election
>shit myself while shopping for wonder bread
>get attacked by protesters
>get shot in a mass shooting
>nurse slaps me for not using xer preffered pronouns
>can't get obamacare because i spent my data cap on asian cartoons
>lose my job because it got moved to mexico
>get arrested for collecting rainwater
>serve three life sentences for resisting arrest
>cellmate trades my asshole for toilet wine
>get shot

but at least my flag is on the moon

>radiation has caused the flag to become completely white

...

Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:39:13 2017 No.8423209

>>8413826

Think about this. Jack's ancestors were hard-working Italians, who went to America in search of a better life. Hoping that their children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren would prosper, flourish, and find great success in the land of opportunity.

And he chooses to spend his life... like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 19:52:22 2017 No.8423238 >>8415772 >>8415838 >>8416008 >>8416012 >>8416024 I like to think it's red cabbage coleslaw but I'm probably being way too optimistic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 20:19:27 2017 No.8423301 File: 40 KB, 633x758, 1482040566730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8412620 i'd eat tilly's dumplings lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 23:25:45 2017 No.8423872 >>8413943 Reported

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 23:26:28 2017 No.8423874 >>8413463 >>8413726 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 23:33:19 2017 No.8423889 >>8413804 >flicks the bacon fat out into the atmosphere like a crazy asshole Triggered. >mayo enters Nearly vomited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 23:36:46 2017 No.8423898 >>8413895 hahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 1 23:43:37 2017 No.8423907 >>8422045 >We don't think of you ever. Mate....

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