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8407419 No.8407419 [Reply] [Original]

What do I cook for a girl who I'm having over for dinner and am trying to impress?

>> No.8407422

>>8407419

make pasta for her.. assuming you don't know shit about cooking, make gnocchi.

thomas keller will explain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_yGxQzXqU

>> No.8407457

>>8407419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs&index=17&list=FLwxi98CS9L3jjVTyz27bNnQ

Carbonara. Easiest pasta to make that tastes like heaven and looks fancy. She won't make it halfway through her plate before pouncing on you.

>> No.8407464

>>8407457

>didn't make the pasta from scratch

cmon man, it's almost like you don't want the guy to get laid. making pasta by hand is so impressive to people who don't cook.

>> No.8407473

>>8407464
what is a good cheap pasta maker? I want to get one

>> No.8407474

>>8407473
Your hands, nigga.

>> No.8407476

>>8407473

http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-167711/?affsrcid=AFF0005&utm_term=273372803175_product_type_appliances_custom_label_3_catalog_feature&product_id=767772&adpos=1o1&creative=45091875941&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=Cj0KEQiAnIPDBRC7t5zJs4uQu5UBEiQA7u5NexkPipxTnycqcQO1-CRdt0CT0WFH6HdPwSLZLQcIBIcaArd78P8HAQ

is what we use at work.. don't buy a shitty one, spend the $80 or whatever for a quality piece of equipment that will last forever.

but you can easily cut pappardelle or make ravioli/agnolotti with just a rolling pin and knife.

>> No.8407483

>>8407476
>>8407474
will go for the rolling pin option for now since I mostly just cook for two, thanks

>> No.8408204

Tip: if you're trying to impress a girl cook something you know how to make. It's not the time for your first attempt at handmaid pasta.

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8408239

>>8407419

FOR ME

>> No.8408250

>>8407457
you don't want to eat something heavy in this scenario

>> No.8408255

Spanish tapas is the only real answer... then again I am white as fuck, cant speak or read spanish but am spanish... so I get that going for the passion

or

1. Lamb
or
2. egyptian kitchen but like fucking old pharao cooking

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8408268

>>8407419
roast chicken
blanched broccoli
orzo with spinach, goat cheese, lemon, and olive oil
sauvignon blanc

None of this is particularly hard. Roast chicken gets women wet these days because it seems complicated but isn't. Time it so that when she arrives the chicken will be in the oven since the rest takes like 10 minutes tops and she can help you. Make sure to lightly touch her a couple times on the arm, back, or shoulder. Put some wine in her and then your penis

>> No.8408276

>>8408239
That's why you're alone anon

>> No.8408279

>>8407419
bake a salmon fillet. keep it simple - salt, pepper, lemon juice and thyme. side of asparagus or brussels sprouts.

>> No.8408487

>>8407419
it all depends on what she likes and what you two are in the mood for:
>steak dinner with rosemary potatoes and side salad
>grilled salmon with rice
>a good curry /palak paneer etc if you won't be having anal afterwards

even a simple risotto could be considered impressive if you know how to make it taste great