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8398639 No.8398639 [Reply] [Original]

What do you do when friends/relatives pop round out of the blue and you've got fuck all in the pantry/fridge?

>> No.8398652

>>8398639
First post

>> No.8398664

I always have plenty of food but my friends and relatives also know better than to show up at my house uninvited.

>> No.8398688

>>8398639
Make them stand on the front porch...

>> No.8398745

Tell them to fuck off? I don't know, I lose all of my friends years ago.

>> No.8398756

unless social custom where you're from dictates you are obligated to feed anyone that walks into your home, i really don't see why you have to do anything.

>> No.8398788

if they show up uninvited they can go buy their own food

>> No.8398792

Order a pizza

>> No.8398796

In all cases where this has ever happened the answer has been "buy lots of beer". Like a few cases.

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8398798

>implying I have friends

>> No.8398823

>>8398639
Order some food you degenerate cheapo. Usually people bring something like a dessert, so you can order food then right after the meal coffee and dessert. If they didn't bring anything get pissed off and ask who the fuck pops up empty handed, losers.

>> No.8398837

You know those sausage and processed platters that people mail to you around Christmas? I always have one of those laying around. If I have eggs I'll boil a couple and do a quick pickle

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8398846

>>8398745
Me too, Anon.