Beer thread

[Anonymous No.8395987]

Beer thread

Whatcha drinking cu/ck/s

[Anonymous No.8396009]

Racer X.

[Anonymous No.8396040]

>>8395987

My favorite beer;

[Anonymous No.8396045]

Torpedo

[Anonymous No.8396053]

sucking back a few cans of four loko gold tonight. bout to pull some cabbage rolls outta the oven. in about three hours i'll be in bed enjoying these rolls hasselhoff-style and taking in a hearty playlist of videos relating to cultural marxism.

[Anonymous No.8396072]

>>8396040
Classic brew, my dude.

I'm drinking pic related, dry and citrusy with just enough malt backbone to keep it balanced. Shit's dope, image courtesy of google.

[Anonymous No.8396082]

>>8396053
Are you Varsity Blues?

Because I don't want your life

[Anonymous No.8396084]

>>8395987
Nothing since I got work at 3 but I have half a 30 rack in the fridge of generic piss beer and my paycheck is gonna be good this week. Think I'll splurge a little and buy some fancy beer. Any suggestions? Live in West Texas if that helps.

[Anonymous No.8396117]

Had a 10% stout from a beer advent calendar, now likely canadian for the night
Finally finished christmas shopping, the gf is satisfied, going home tomorrow for a week of lethargy, so this drink is heaven

[Anonymous No.8396827]

>>8395987

[Anonymous No.8396842]

Anchor Steam's Christmas beer is good this year

[Anonymous No.8396851]

had the hopflake white ipa from the sam adams variety pack. better than i expected, the lemongrass made it almost like a hoppy lemonade. also very surprised to see an unfiltered ipa from sam adams. if it wasnt unfiltered than im prolly dead cuz there was lots of shit in it and it poured cloudy as fuck. looked like pee

anyone else get the sam adams variety pack this year? the old fezziwigs has gone to shit idk if they changed the recipe or what

[Anonymous No.8396853]

Hands down best beer I've ever had and it has completely spoiled me from ever drinking carbonated piss water like Bud Lite again

Also provides a nice smooth buzz that differed from every other beer I've had

[Anonymous No.8396904]

>>8396827
now this

darker than most pale ales, good dose of hops

the blackberry saison is delicious btw. fruity undertones but not sweet/tart, refreshing yet a little stronger (5.5%)

>>8396851
have you tried their winter lager?

we never get sam adams in canada but I've come across 6-packs, wonder how it is before dropping whatever bs ($15+) on it

[Anonymous No.8396920]

I fell for the meme and got this

although its certainly not bad, I probably could have found better

[Anonymous No.8396950]

>>8396082
Fucking leave this site you faggot

[Anonymous No.8396954]

>>8396904
the winter lager is great. really crisp and goes well with the cinnamon, ginger, orange peel. very sessionable too. I wouldnt spend that much on it though.

[Anonymous No.8396978]

>>8396920
it's okay, anon. we all fall for memes from time to time

[Anonymous No.8396985]

>>8396978
Heady topper is my fav meme

[Anonymous No.8397054]

>>8396985
>insinuating Crabbie's isn't the best meme "beer"

[Anonymous No.8397468]

>>8396978
I fell for the ballast point meme

[Anonymous No.8397487]

>>8395987

[Anonymous No.8397490]

picked up a belgian pale ale for the christmas dinner
>>8397487
bretty good, but the ABV isn't hidden that well imhotep

[Anonymous No.8397493]

>>8396072
>Surly

A man after my own heart.

[Anonymous No.8397502]

>>8397490
>but the ABV isn't hidden that well
That's why I like it, gives it a fruitier note I think

[Anonymous No.8397683]

Normal austrian beer, pretty good

[Anonymous No.8397696]

I had a Laughing Lab Scottish Ale last night.

Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.8398006]

Christmas is starting now!

[Anonymous No.8398043]

>>8395987
having a pre-holidays bottle share after work today. my contributions are

alesmith vietnamese speedway stout
sante adairius capitola breezes

I'd bet we get some NE IPAs, more SARA and some bruery stuff as well. really looking forward to it after a long week.

[Anonymous No.8398102]

>>8397054
I love crabbies though.
I remember drinking 10 of them, then getting kicked out of a bar for "being racist"

[Anonymous No.8398158]

Very good ipa, got the imperial version of it as well for later so it is promising.

[Anonymous No.8398167]

>tfw wake up this morning
>notice that i forgot to finish a beer on my desk
>more than half full
>well there's only one responsible thing to do with this
>drink it

[Anonymous No.8398227]

any texan man in

[Anonymous No.8398254]

>>8395987
I prefer Urban Chestnut over Schafly. Although schalfy's hefeweizen is pretty good.
t. St. Louis

[Anonymous No.8398306]

I used to really like this breweries fruit ipas but after having their more normal ones the fruit ones dont stand out that well anymore.
Still fine but some harsh fruit bitterness in it!

[Anonymous No.8398412]

>>8398227
>Trippelbock
Ja

[Anonymous No.8398430]

Westmalle tripel

Everything else can gtfo.

[Anonymous No.8398436]

Really nice ale. I usually drink it in the Summer, but it's pretty warm here in Florida.

Also have some Leinenkugel's in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.8398437]

>>8398430
>muh monk piss

[Anonymous No.8398455]

>>8398254
I'm a 4hands fag at heart, ucbc makes great beers too, but Schlafly's seasonal IPAs are some of the best in the region, try the TIPA while it's still in

[Anonymous No.8398476]

The big brother is a bit bolder in taste for sure, worried it would be sweeter but it is not due to the amped up bitterness. Very nice and solid imperial ipa that does not burn your enamel of your teeth!

[Anonymous No.8398494]

pretty old by now because this was made to combat pumpkin beers but, it still held up well.

[Anonymous No.8398651]

I bought some of this on sale yesterday.
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.8398656]

>>8398651
If it's like last year, probably a sickeningly sweet abortion of peaches. If it's a good year, a well balanced beer with a slight hint of peaches.

[Anonymous No.8398698]

Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. I never knew how good beer could get until now.

[Anonymous No.8398713]

>>8398698
Kek Alton Brown book and bandaids

[Anonymous No.8398719]

>>8398698
yum. have a couple 2016s stashed in the fridge... where are you from? if you like BCBS, I'd recommend trying to find some firestone walker barrel aged stuff. pretty similar, but they do a variety of styles (quad/barleywine/stout/blend)

[Anonymous No.8398722]

>>8398719
My wife and I discovered it at a place in Mililani, Hawaii and only found it at one liquor store on the island. And they sold out pretty quick. I get the feeling it's gonna be one of those once-a-year treats.

[Anonymous No.8398840]

>>8398722
>guy at the liquor store gives a bottle to my dad for free because my dad always buys Guinness
>'o ya buddy u will like this one very much my friend' (pic related)
>gets home
>he pours it in a pint glass
>takes a sip
>"this is gross"
>chugs it

[Anonymous No.8398865]

>>8395987
Ice cold.

[Anonymous No.8398866]

Going on a tour to the Speights brewery next week. Speights is one of the big beer brands in New Zealand. you get to do some tasting at the end, half an hour to pour yourself as many glasses as you like.

[Anonymous No.8398870]

>>8398865
Wew, that's not the right image or beer.

[Anonymous No.8398928]

>>8398167
nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.8398936]

>>8398840
Guinness is pretty bad as far as stout goes though.
and no sense in wasting a beer

[Anonymous No.8398937]

>>8398651
disappointment tbqh family

Unless you like your beer to taste like syrup

[Anonymous No.8398944]

>>8398656
>>8398937
I'll try it tonight and let you goys know what I think.
If it's not good I'll just use it to braise pork belly or something

[Anonymous No.8398973]

>>8398944
I'd do that regardless if you like the beer or not

[Anonymous No.8399159]

>>8398698
>2016
>looks very chilled

learn something you pleb

[Anonymous No.8399199]

>>8398713

>Alton Brown book and bandaids

The bandaids are probably for his boyfriend's anus, which is surely ravaged and bleeding due to those uncut nails. Also, this >>8399159

[Anonymous No.8399241]

>>8399199
?

[Anonymous No.8399292]

>>8395987
Got a case for 30 bucks. It's usually 15 a 6 pack

[Anonymous No.8399320]

>>8399292

When I read the ABV and IBU I tried a pint on tap, but the watermelon made it almost impossible to finish. Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.8399355]

>>8399320
It's not for everyone

[Anonymous No.8399546]

Bought this today, and I have to say its probably the best IPA Ive ever tried so far

[Anonymous No.8399591]

>>8399546
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.8399875]

I got some meme beer at a holiday party this evening. A bomber of coconut victory at sea and a bomber of peppermint victory at sea. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.8400042]

>>8398973
>>8398944
>>8398937
>>8398656
>>8398651
So I tried it.
It is probably one of the worst beers I've had in a long time.
Completely over powered by a peachy bitterness, lack of carbonation, and all around just horrible.
I will be contacting shiner

[Anonymous No.8400052]

>>8399875
You are in for endless memes

[Anonymous No.8400166]

>>8398455
This. 4hands makes fantastic beers. Contact high is one of my all time faves

[Anonymous No.8400942]

>>8400042
I really don't understand what happened with the stuff. It used to actually be pretty good, but the last 5 years have pretty much been a shit show.

[Anonymous No.8400965]

>>8395987
Neopolitan Milk Stout, really freaking good.

[Anonymous No.8400970]

>>8396851
Rebel Raw is also unfiltered. Very boozy though.

[Anonymous No.8401083]

>>8396851
That actually sounds decent. I'll pick up pack today for christmas

[Anonymous No.8401303]

>>8400942
I emailed them s long letter telling them it was shit. If they don't give me free shiner swag, I'll never buy from them again.

[Anonymous No.8401318]

>>8396053
>four loko gold
Last time I had 4LG I was in a heavy depression, so I drank two in 45 minutes at a bachelor party and got kicked out. I proceeded to
>throw an empty bottle of some liquor in anger
>bent a small tree in half after telling it that I fucking hated it
>ended up face down in an empty field and got picked up by some friends at the party
>puked for the first time from drinking
>took a shower
>jerked off and passed out in a wet towel on the couch
Never again

[Anonymous No.8401359]

Frydenlund Pale Ale

[Anonymous No.8401391]

>>8395987

Stl bro.

4hands, Urban Chestnut, Schlafley, Trailhead

this is my shit

[Anonymous No.8401400]

[Anonymous No.8401428]

>>8401391
Wish this came in six packs like the regular chocolate milk stout. My two favorite beers of 2016 are Absence of Light and Send Help

[Anonymous No.8401437]

i know it's kinda shit but i am a routine fag

[Anonymous No.8401532]

Öettinger from Germany! Has a high quality!

[Anonymous No.8401568]

and i like it

[Anonymous No.8401602]

Drinking the only beer I got before I switch over to whiskey. Pic related. Feeling a bit shitty about myself. I managed to fail in a special Christmas poker tournament where over 50% of participants got something, and managed to get nothing so I have to drink away the pain.

[Anonymous No.8401731]

>>8401568
> super "dry"

[Anonymous No.8401739]

Any of you cu/ck/s had this lately?

Been finishing a 6 pack.

Beer Advocate rates it outstanding, but I think it's just alright.

[Anonymous No.8401744]

>>8401739
It's an IPA of course it's rated outstanding. IPAs are the "in" style right now.
I wasn't a big fan of SN's pale ale myself.

[Anonymous No.8401766]

Fine Pilsner, not mindblowing or so at all.

[Anonymous No.8401773]

>>8401744
>ipas are the "in" style right now

[Anonymous No.8401793]

>>8401773
I do work for liquor, beer, and wine stores. Where do you work faggot, at mommy's lemonade stand?

[Anonymous No.8401795]

>>8401793
So you work at an Albertsons.

[Anonymous No.8401801]

My personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.8401805]

>>8401795
I understand you know nothing but please try and don't make it so obvious next time, champ.

[Anonymous No.8401819]

>>8401793
Used to work at a liquor store, now I just visit them. Sours and stouts are "in" in the sense that breweries pump them out with an enormous upcharge, and people gobble them up. Ipas are just a standard in the states. It'd be like saying pilsners are the "in" thing in germany, or bitters are the "in" thing in England. It's just the more popular style of a country. It's not trendy anymore.

[Anonymous No.8401875]

>>8401793
you're the reason I never ask an employee about beer, holy shit are you out of touch

[Anonymous No.8401881]

De-lish. Living in Belgium does have its perks.

[Anonymous No.8401894]

homebrewed Saison
Leinenkugel's Bavarian Dunkel
Guinness ES

[Anonymous No.8401951]

>american beers

why are they all so trash? why can't we have good breweries like in yurop?

[Anonymous No.8402047]

>>8401875
t.lagerfag

[Anonymous No.8402059]

>>8401951
>why can't we have good breweries like in yurop?

Prohibition killed the breweries and destroyed a legacy of brewing that at that point had been going on for two centuries, brought over from Europe. US breweries had to re-supply and re-learn everything all over again, and they're still learning.

[Anonymous No.8402073]

>>8401951
The only thing britain has over the US now in terms of ales is that almost all of their pubs have naturally carbonated cellar aged casks that are drawn from hand pumps. Sounds like a small thing, but there's a big difference in flavor and mouthfeel.

[Anonymous No.8402080]

>>8402059
Not just breweries but distilleries too. We had an excellent whiskey market that was booming.
And then the progressives in power decided booze was opposed to the advancement of humanity.

[Anonymous No.8402146]

>>8398006
yes my dude! Stigbergets is so cash

[Anonymous No.8402154]

Having one of these in front of an open fire. Bretty comfy. Good beer too, real nice bitter finish.

[Anonymous No.8402166]

>>8402146
Yeah they are!

[Anonymous No.8402392]

>>8401773

IPAs may not be "in" by now, but there is not a single style of beer that is as prevalent in the craft beer scene. Hate it all you want, but every brewery makes an IPA if not two, and the style is ever-evolving.

IPA master race, you wimpy little nerds shouting "b-but muh pinesol" can keep crying while the beer sections in shops across America continue to flood with hoppy goodness.

hop-haters are like the /r9k/ of /ck/

[Anonymous No.8402401]

>>8402392
Malty stout > hoppy IPA

[Anonymous No.8402406]

>>8402392

>IPAs may not be "in" by now
>by now

You what now?

IPAs where "in" maybe a decade ago; now they're just completely normal and mainstream.

[Anonymous No.8402547]

>>8402406

sorry, meant "right now"

[Anonymous No.8402552]

>>8402401


>hoppy IPA
>hoppy IPA
>hoppy
>IPA
>IPA with hops
>IPA but hoppy

[Anonymous No.8402567]

>>8399292
That's a pretty gross double also where are you buying it.
Its 13.99 at trader joes for a sixpack save a buck.
(Trader Joes employee here our double is nice because it has quite a bit of malt to cut that disgusting hopped to hell taste)

[Anonymous No.8402574]

>>8402567
I hear your scotch is pretty decent stuff. True/False?

[Anonymous No.8402582]

>>8402567
Ah. I'm from New York and because of state liquor laws only one of our stores in the state can sell wine and liquor and they only sell wine. My store only sells beer but i know our cheap wines pretty well too.

[Anonymous No.8402585]

>>8402567
>>8399292

Also our double is 5.99 for a six pack. Which is a dumb good deal. At worst its a nice way to get buzzed. (8.4%)

[Anonymous No.8402756]

>>8402552
>>8402406
>>8402401
>>8402392
>>8401773
>>8401744
>Still drinking the hopped Jew
IPA's are a Jewish invention. They promote breast growth in males and turn them into effeminate faggots.

[Anonymous No.8402775]

>>8402756

>jew jew jew, jew jew, jew jew jew, jew

You need to go back.

By the way, I had latkes, matzo ball soup, and beef brisket, with 3 different IPAs tonight for dinner, and I can guarantee it was better (and less effeminate) than whatever cold fast food your mom picked up for you on her way home from work.

[Anonymous No.8402786]

>>8398698
Try Dragon's Milk. My fav

[Anonymous No.8402790]

Drinking the Saranac Cold Brew Coffee lager. Really like it. One of Saranac's better beers

[Anonymous No.8402797]

>>8402786
Goddamn that stuff is great for the money. Strong, dark, and rich. Just how I like my women.

[Anonymous No.8402800]

>>8402775
Kek can't handle the memes jewboy?
I guarantee my mom makes better chopped liver and latkes then your fat like mom, all Jewish food is stolen from European cultural dishes. Jews are a bunch of filthy send niggers who can't find UO with their own cuisine, so they steal it from other countries.

[Anonymous No.8402811]

>>8402800
Do tell more. I need the entertainment.

[Anonymous No.8402819]

I've got plenty to drink if anyone wants to come to my Christmas party.

[Anonymous No.8402829]

>>8402819
If you go buy another King Cobra I'll buy two and we can play Edward 40 hands

[Anonymous No.8402833]

>>8402811
Oven dodger

[Anonymous No.8402837]

>>8402833
Dick sucker

[Anonymous No.8402842]

>>8402819

>plenty to drink

I wouldn't walk next door for that last Dogfish head and I'm close to dry.

[Anonymous No.8402848]

>>8402842
>giving up free beer, no matter the quality

Tipping my fedora deep 2 u sir.

[Anonymous No.8402854]

>>8402848

I'm supposed to be detoxing and have had nothing but beer this past week. Barely slept in 4 days and literally don't have the energy to leave the house. Feel like I'm going to die if I don't get something 40% in my system. I can barely drink 8.5ABV fast enough to keep a buzz, it feels like.

>implying even on a good day I'd go to a strangers house solely for shitty free malt liquor

[Anonymous No.8402864]

>>8402837
Rabbis suck dicks when the circusize penises. Therfore Jews suck many dicks

[Anonymous No.8402866]

>>8402800

>goes on a /pol/ rant
>"btw, my mommy can make better jewish food than anyone on /ck/!"

Thanks for the laugh. HH, kid.

[Anonymous No.8402870]

>Haven't checked the beer thread in a while
>/pol/tard is going nuclear
welp

[Anonymous No.8402872]

>>8402854
woah, tuff guy alcohol addict cummin thru

[Anonymous No.8402880]

>>8402872

>barely sleep
>no energy to leave the house
>feel like i'm going to die

>tuff guy

O-okay.

[Anonymous No.8402884]

>>8402880
Not him but you have your own containment thread, don't ruin this one

[Anonymous No.8402887]

>>8402864
You must be a rabbi!

[Anonymous No.8402892]

>>8402884

Talk to the /pol/tard and the anon posting malt liquor in a beer thread.

[Anonymous No.8403054]

>>8396827
Amber Lamps should be a name of an amber ale. This ale should go SOOOO well with Black Betty that it's more common to drink them together than apart. WHOOAAA Bla.... now that song's stuck in your head. Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.8403383]

>>8402756

>being kidded this hard

[Anonymous No.8403387]

>>8402756

>trying this hard to bait people on this festive holiday

[Anonymous No.8403435]

>>8403054
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.8403437]

this thread is full of newfags

[Anonymous No.8403526]

>>8403437
And you're one of them

[Anonymous No.8403653]

>>8403435
wtf does that mean? do you really keep an eye on reddit so much that you can assume im from it from a joke? fuck you dumb niggers. you'll have this site all to yourselves and then you'll fight among yourselves like the sjw dyke cunts that are falling apart on youtube now. enjoy your shit site.

[Anonymous No.8403824]

>>8402892
Malt liquor is beer but the /pol/tard does need to fuck off

[Anonymous No.8403841]

>>8403824
Good goyim, racemixing is good

[Anonymous No.8404111]

>>8402756

>IPAs promote breast growth in men and turn them into effeminate faggots
>except that the only difference between an IPA and a regular beer is hops
>except every beer has hops

Outstanding logic.

[Anonymous No.8404137]

>>8404111
The water they use to produce IPAs are heavily poisoned with fluoride and estrogen. It's turning the frogs and you gay. You can thank the Jews

[Anonymous No.8404199]

So, I fell for the Sour meme, pic related. Decided to try something pricier/new for Xmas Eve, found it awful.

I generally drink high abv darker beer styles, so maybe I'm just biased af.

[Anonymous No.8404203]

>>8404199
Dark sours are worst sours. Almanac has bad dark beers desu

[Anonymous No.8404214]

Two Roads Holiday Ale

[Anonymous No.8404223]

Got a four pack for christmas, I love this stuff so much and almost never get to have it.

[Anonymous No.8404265]

>>8403653
I will as soon as you leave

[Anonymous No.8404544]

Got a bomber of Highland Cold Mountain Ale chilling in the fridge, thinking of popping it open tonight. Anyone had it?

[Anonymous No.8404550]

>>8404223

The single most overrated beer in existence

[Anonymous No.8404558]

>>8404550
You're thinking of Samuel Smith oatmeal stout

[Anonymous No.8404568]

pretty good, smooth drinker and a little creamy. head dissipates kinda quick though.

[Anonymous No.8404600]

>>8404223
Old Rasputin is pretty commonplace and decently priced from my experience.
>>8404550
This is objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.8404666]

>>8404550
Oh, ok, I'll stop liking it then. Thanks for letting us know!

[Anonymous No.8404830]

>>8404666
You can still like something that's overrated.

[Anonymous No.8404841]

>>8395987
Honestly I'm a sucker for any Stout. Guinness Draugh is acceptable.

Other than that I enjoy Stella Artois.

[Anonymous No.8404847]

>>8404223
It's just too dark. I feel like I'm drinking the grime from the bottom of a fish tank. No disrespect intended it's just not my thing.

[Anonymous No.8404856]

My sister got me a case of franziskaner for Christmas, I'm pretty happy about it

[Anonymous No.8404859]

>>8404856
Yeah, bought myself a case towards the start of the year.

Still have one left; it will be sad to see it go. :(

[Anonymous No.8404939]

What's a good low calorie beer that doesn't taste like shit?

[Anonymous No.8404947]

>>8404939
Bud light tastes like carbonated water

[Anonymous No.8404954]

>>8404947

>bud light tastes like dirty dish water

FTFY

[Anonymous No.8405054]

>>8404223
Good taste.

I'm having some of this tonight.

[Anonymous No.8405085]

Guinness and semen

[noko No.8405183]

I have a lot of other favorites, and in general I think that Ballast Point, while good, makes rather overrated beers for the price, but this beer made me drink the proverbial Kool-Aid. It is baby Jesus in a bottle, and I am buying fucking cases of this shit toward the end of the season so that I don't run out this coming year. Cheers, cats.

[noko No.8405189]

>>8404203
Lots of dark sours are garbage, but I really dig the ones from Russian River, e.g.
http://russianriverbrewing.com/brews/supplication/

[Anonymous No.8405194]

>>8405189
Thanks for the recommendation. I don't think I've ever had a bad beer from Russian river

[Anonymous No.8405265]

Tried a bunch of different new beers as I always do at Christmas. Haven't been super impressed with any of them so far except for this.

[Anonymous No.8405470]

My brother bought me this literal meme for Christmas. Anyone of you ever had it ? How does it compare to a Rochefort or St-Bernardus ?

[Anonymous No.8405479]

>>8405183
This stuff tastes like thin, bitter, coffee. Not good.

[Anonymous No.8405490]

>>8405470
It's tasty but Pannepot is better than all three of them.

[Anonymous No.8405515]

>>8405490
>Pannepot

had it once. A killer. Still nice to have a westvleteren. Probably going to drink it on a special occasion.

[Anonymous No.8406063]

rate my dog

[Anonymous No.8406106]

>>8406063
Good choice with La Fin du Monde; though I'd replace it with Don de Dieu (also by Unibroue)

[Anonymous No.8406114]

>>8406063
Pls be my friend.
Cute dog, would pet

[Anonymous No.8406138]

Do y'all know where I could find a homebrew thread? I figured this board would be the best place but no luck

[Anonymous No.8406145]

>>8406138
>>>/diy/
often has good homebrew threads.

[Anonymous No.8406263]

Beer fiend here. I'm 16 beers in and I think that after tonight I am done with this. I always end up doing something stupid when I drink :(

[Anonymous No.8406272]

[Anonymous No.8406525]

>>8406063
10/10 pup. Would pet

[Anonymous No.8406587]

mommy why