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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.8392771

>>8392762
>weird /ck/ shit

Yes.

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>> No.8392790

>>8392762

This happened yesterday

>Be me
>Wake up at 9pm on a Tuesday
>Mom had already left for work
>Left me a box of tendies and fries that I will have to warm up in the oven
>No big deal
>Rustle through the bag and I can't find the honey mustard or ranch
>Napkins, plastic fork/knife, but no fucking sauces
>She forgot the fucking sauces the most important part of any tendie dinner
>Begin to hyperventilate and cry
>Call mom, demand honey mustard
>I can't anon I am at work
>Scream at her to go get my fucking honey mustard
>She hangs up
>Dad wakes up
>What's all the fucking screaming son?
>Mom forgot my honey mustard can you drive to the store and buy it for me?
>No
>Why not?
>Because I am tired
>Tell him to fucking go buy me honey mustard before I do something stupid
>He tells me to watch my mouth
>I push him
>He falls back and knocks over the tray of my tendies and fries that I was gonna put in the oven
>I'm wide eyed, he punches me in the stomach and calls me a faggot, hits me in the face and yells at me to go to bed, no tendies for a week

>> No.8392793

>>8392775
I recognize that gay blowjob!

>> No.8392801
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if anyone could post the thanksgiving dinner that'd be great

>> No.8393041

>>8392775
i recognize that blowjob

>> No.8393047

>>8392801
Has this cranberry sauce been fucked?

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>>8393047
not sure
>>8392793
>>8393041
I just realized I posted the gay blowjob one instead of the original

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how much frozen yogurt is too much, /ck/?

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>>8393089
>>8393099
>>8393104
I would eat all of those. I probably wouldn't like them but I'd eat them.

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>> No.8393599

>>8393071
what do you think is on that pocket sandwich?

>> No.8393614

>>8393164
(((Reviewbrah)))

>> No.8393631

>>8393099
it just keeps getting worse

>> No.8393641

>>8393599
roast beef is my guess

>> No.8393643

>>8393599
I didn't even see it.

>> No.8393644

>>8393175
are those tortilla chips or potato chips?
potato chips seem like they would get soggy and lose integrity fast with all that liquid.

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>> No.8393667

>>8393659
does this work?

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>> No.8393723

>>8393689

There's something very disturbing about this.

>> No.8393726

>>8393723
yeah, whose poop looks like that?

>> No.8393727

>>8392801
Why wouldn't he put the hole through the top?

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>>8393099

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i guess this counts

>> No.8393807

Does any one have the pictures of all those old men lining up and dishing themselves out all that really weird food?

>> No.8393812

>>8393791
wtf

>> No.8393917

>>8393099
Everytime i see this it reminds me of the shit my brother tells me about eating in prison with his commissary money.

>> No.8393937

>>8393807
that was a /ck/ meetup actually
and no, why would I keep such a thing?

>> No.8394055

>>8392801

>chrischan.png

>> No.8394068

>>8392775
I like how they included the bear in the restaurant

>> No.8394290

>>8393723
It brings back bad memories of all those times you clogged the toilet

>> No.8394467

>>8393917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sv4nb5VbAY

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>>8394055
DELET TIS

>> No.8395701

>>8393689
>50 nugget flush

>> No.8395703

>>8394055
Did he die from infection yet?

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>>8393065

>> No.8395802

>>8393791
>someone made this

>> No.8395807

>>8395802
a computer made it

>> No.8395841

>>8393175
>>8393644
Those are tortilla chips.

I honesty was salivating hard for that until they poured the juice thing. I fucking love chips with lots of salsa, cheese, chili powder, etc. Just not juice.

Plot twist: I'm mexican.

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>>8393099

WTF did I just watch?

>> No.8396005

>>8393599
Tuna sandwich xtra mayo

>> No.8396024

>>8393099
Gourmet prison food?

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>>8393104
Is this what Mexican Cusine evolved into?

>> No.8396044

>>8393685
post the rest, i lost them on an old hard drive

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>> No.8396109

>>8392775
I forgot what she used to look like pre roid abuse.

>> No.8396343

>>8392767
That's perfect
Fund it!

>> No.8396355

>>8396039
It's beautiful

>> No.8396383

>>8393791
This a great image and file name 10/10 anon. Greeetings from old/b/ and /pol/.

>> No.8396471

>>8393065
post the original i need it thank u

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>>8396471
here yah go

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a classic

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>> No.8396559

>>8396555
I like how this guy is pretty "I'LL NEVER HOVER HAND LIKE THOSE NERDS" but instead goes full opposite and just has awkward positioning with his hands. It would have been just fine if he had posed without touching them.

>> No.8396562

>>8392801
it's a Hanukkah and Christmas time you moron not ThanksGiving

>> No.8396572

>>8393104
>>8393099
>>8393089
>>8393175

I've grown up going to Mexican flea markets and I've always seen people make weird shit like this. Some of them actually end up good. It's just that these all look like crap

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>> No.8396584 [DELETED] 

top puf

>> No.8396593

>>8396579
MMMMM GOT ME DROOLIN'

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>>8396631

>> No.8396707

>>8396555
why would you take a photo like this in a home depot?

>> No.8396708

>>8396594
Not weird at all. Don't be so judgemental

>> No.8396710

>>8396631
Wouldn't

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>>8396707

>home depot

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>>8393937
LIES, do not listen to this man, he is not your friend http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

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>>8396552

>> No.8397673

>>8392775
>forget the flash is on
>cringe the rest of your life as your shame is posted on the internet daily

>> No.8397680

>>8393071
>Everyone else was happy with the dixie cups and this guy had to ask them to fill one of their large milkshake containers with ice cream

Fat fuck

>> No.8397714

anyone have the picture where the kitchen is carpeted for some fucking reason and the guy is dumping stuff out of the fridge onto the floor?

>> No.8397741

>>8396552
Saved this for future lol'ing

Thanks anon

>> No.8397840

>>8393667
>not being able to tell by the pixels

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>> No.8398265

>>8398231
oh fuck i remember this shit

>> No.8398266

>>8394467

thats sum good obscure youtube shit, got more?

>> No.8398285

>>8398231

This is the source, Austrian TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJQ9JmRoMq8

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>> No.8398535

>>8398438
This is among the most horrifying things, and I'm horrified again every time I see it.

>> No.8398600

>>8398438
anyone remember what this is called?

>> No.8398602

>>8398438
I just had bologna and now my stomach feels uncomfortable.

>> No.8398640

>>8398438
>>8398535
is it a ham cake with mayo and butter?

>> No.8398646

>>8398600
the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge

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>>8398535
>>8398600
>>8398602
>>8398640
IT'S THE HURGIN

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>>8398438
is it weird that this seems kind of appetizing?

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>>8398665

>> No.8398691

>>8398665
I totally agree, I'd love a slice of that thing.

>> No.8398702

>>8398600
the hurgin

>> No.8398776

>>8395841
Those are potato chips you dunce fucking look at the bag
>im also mexican

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>>8393099
>cuts open side of doritos bag
stopped watching after that

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>>8396631
you just KNOW

>> No.8399729

>>8399724
>Weeeew stinkier than your bully
>If you use pregrated your bully was right
Never fails to get me

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>>8399730

>> No.8399744

>>8392790
There's no need to try so hard.

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>>8393689

Got me. The ending was the best part

>> No.8399907

>>8397840
R3kt

>> No.8400581

>>8392775
>>8397673
I have a feeling that he shouted something right before he took the pic

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Contributing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic93AKpR_pQ

>> No.8401865

>>8401837
>cake

It's more like a plum pizza

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Ehh... The school shit.

>> No.8402026

>>8392762
Similarly, I use a fan to cool my sushi rice.

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>> No.8402111

>>8402104
Put a bit of butter on this and yum

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guess which eastern european country this came from

>> No.8402366

>>8401837
when does the porn start?

>> No.8402472

>>8396544
I never knew the context for this image.

>> No.8402609

>>8392775
celebrities are weird

"i want to be famous, i want people to look at me, i want to be a star"

>eww......not now! only for 2 hours in a designated location, once a year!

>> No.8402624

>>8402131
ukraine

>> No.8402653

>>8393104
I mean this is pretty much just a walking taco, right? idk about the powder and various sauces, but walking tacos are a goat.

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>>8395703
I fucking hope so

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>>8396921
Looks like a /ck/ meetup to me

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>>8402111
I mean trips never lie

>> No.8402930

>>8393672
He's begging me to fuck him right now.

>> No.8402950

>>8393071
that has to be shoped

>> No.8402952

I was at a christmas party last night, I was in the kitchen getting pizza and I picked up one of those little pizza topper things they put in the box so it doesn't get crushed
I saw the kurig sitting on the counter, and I don't know why I did this but I stuck the pizza topper in the kurig. Turns out it's exactly the diameter of a K-cup except much shorter so it got stuck in the slot. it was so far down I couldn't grab it and it was flush with the sides so I couldn't even pry it out

I didn't tell anyone and snuck out.

I'm glad I got that off my chest though

>> No.8403025

>>8396544
this is my fetish

>> No.8403028

>>8393917
what'd he do

i would like to prison

>> No.8404579

>>8399724
I've read this several times but I just now realized that his recipe never even involves any cheese

>> No.8404584

>>8399730
Kek

>> No.8404585

>>8402131
UK?

>> No.8404749
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>> No.8404761

>>8402131
poland stronk

>> No.8404913

>>8402472
nana need chickums deboned for khristovo borscht

>> No.8405232

>>8404579
Maybe it's step 7? Good eye

>> No.8405266

>>8404749
Fine dining in somalia

>> No.8405305
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>>8405266
Its actually a kitchen in new jersey

>> No.8405371

>>8402131
hungary

>> No.8406351

>>8393698
Is that a dildo?

>> No.8406354

>>8393175
gagged

>> No.8406390

>>8398691
>>8398665
Yes it's weird, both of you are fucked

>> No.8406407

>>8398665
Jack detected

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>> No.8407997

>>8407782
this really pisses me off

>> No.8408087

>>8393659

Ancient chinese secret

>> No.8408122

>>8396579
Chilean delicacy

>> No.8408130

>>8406351
No it's a burger.

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>>8402952
FUCK YOU KEVIN I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKING AUTIST. YOU ALWAYS DO FUCKING RETARD SHIT LIKE THAT. THAT'S WHY EVERYONE HATE YOU.

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE.

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>>8407997
it's a great way to prank your friends

>> No.8408233

>>8404579
it's probably step 7, cheese is listed in the ingredients

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>> No.8408526

>>8393599
just cheese on Italian herb and cheese

>> No.8408597

>>8397167
kek

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>>8404749
>>8405305
our line looks like that at end of shift, except
>no floor mats
D:

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>>8407782

>> No.8409001

>>8401837
>>8402366
plum stealing whore

>> No.8409760

>>8409001
She can handle my plums any time ifyaknowwhatimean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

>> No.8409763

>>8409760
Dude what if she were to eat one of your plums?

>> No.8409877

>>8409763
EAT MY PLUMS DUDE

>> No.8409906

>>8396544
That's crazy. They hacked our election whilst hacking chickens? 1337.