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Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:29:36 2016 No.8387113 [Reply] [Original]

so I went to Moe's Tavern and I says: "You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

And he says: "No Homer, I think you dreamed that."

Amd I'm like wtf Moe? What. The. Fuck.

You know what I'm saying, right ck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:30:46 2016 No.8387116 >>8387113 Universal Studios FL actually has a Moe's Tavern and they serve Duff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:32:16 2016 No.8387117 >>8387116 did you try? is it non-alcoholic? was Barney there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:36:51 2016 No.8387128 >>8387117 I had a pint, it was decent, kinda like Yuengling. Barney was not there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:38:43 2016 No.8387133 It wasn't Moe, it was Apu he was talking to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipg3XYz7f9Q

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:38:44 2016 No.8387134 >>8387128 what did Moe say? Was Barney there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:40:03 2016 No.8387137 >>8387133 you're an asshole for posting this, you know that? you took all the joy out of my night. ALL. THE. JOY. faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:41:42 2016 No.8387142 >>8387137 Happy to help

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 21:51:42 2016 No.8387167 File: 249 KB, 543x417, lemonade.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387133 >>8387137 >>8387142

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:10:37 2016 No.8387223 HERE YOU GO HERE I AM UNCLE MOE THANK YOU MAAM THIS'LL BE A TREAT UNCLE MOE HERE I AM WHILE YOU EAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:39:35 2016 No.8387284 >>8387116 So does the one in California. Didn't try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:41:58 2016 No.8387289 Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 19 22:57:17 2016 No.8387334 >>8387133 Came into this thread just to point this out. You had one job OP, how could you fuck it up that badly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:04:45 2016 No.8387511 >>8387289 I'm not eating there until he publicly proves he holds a degree from Bovine University.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 00:35:17 2016 No.8387593 >>8387137 If he didn't, I would have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 13:12:01 2016 No.8388892 >>8387116 >>8387117 I thought it was a energy drink?

Anonymous Tue Dec 20 13:24:57 2016 No.8388919

So, if I went into a bar with a bag of skittles, ordered a cheap lager and poured the bag of skittles in it, d'you think they'd have a problem with that?

I mean, I'd gunk up their glass something awful, but they don't need to see that until I've left the premises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 21:31:03 2016 No.8390183 File: 14 KB, 206x289, lil jon crunk juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8388892 You're thinking of Crunk Juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 21:40:48 2016 No.8390217 File: 233 KB, 1425x1074, joeyjojojunior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's the worst attempt at a reference I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 21:42:34 2016 No.8390226 File: 289 KB, 512x341, nutsandgum.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M A WHITE MALE, AGED 18 TO 49. EVERYONE LISTENS TO ME, NO MATTER HOW DUMB MY SUGGESTIONS ARE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 20 21:43:54 2016 No.8390231 File: 256 KB, 1406x1075, duffdry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 09:22:36 2016 No.8391559 >>8390231 Doing that would oxidize the fuck out of the beer, js

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 09:48:21 2016 No.8391597 If I was a smart man I'd have a vat of Skittlebrau brewing up right now. Hipster idiots would guzzle that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 10:15:13 2016 No.8391622 File: 227 KB, 500x375, tumblr_m9kemsakoN1rtr3kno1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387128 Did they have Düff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 10:20:53 2016 No.8391632 File: 56 KB, 768x576, RedTickBrewery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Needs more dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 10:25:16 2016 No.8391639 File: 703 KB, 1076x805, WiILF2I.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Kalkalash just a meme food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 10:31:50 2016 No.8391652 >tfw your pig is airborne

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 10:58:16 2016 No.8391720 >>8390217 ABAJ

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 13:44:57 2016 No.8392105 File: 178 KB, 960x717, 1417924875625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8387289 >>8387511 > Not wanting the superior Texas Cheesecake Depository. > MFW

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 22:09:02 2016 No.8393412 File: 107 KB, 872x768, 23456r7809574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:10:00 2016 No.8393546 >>8391639 >MT DEW! MT DEW!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:16:04 2016 No.8393563 File: 782 KB, 490x1015, 1452605021990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8393546 Crab Juice > MT Dew

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 15:08:33 2016 No.8395403 >you will never be a drunken bum at moes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 17:53:59 2016 No.8395810 >>8391559 It's a cartoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 18:25:23 2016 No.8395894 File: 251 KB, 1199x730, you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8395810

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 18:49:03 2016 No.8395950 >>8387116 bought a bottle of duff in a shop in rome that was mostly full of absinthe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 18:52:20 2016 No.8395954 >>8395950 What was the rest of it full of?

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