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What's a tasty vegetarian dish that anyone can enjoy. HELP ME /CK/!!I'm having a girl over on tuesday and she doesn't eat meat. Wot can I cook that is basic enough that anyone could enjoy it?

>> No.8384619

>>8384614
Celery pizza

>> No.8384629

>>8384619
Won't that make her pussy stink? I can't be making her pussy stink unless it's with my cum and sweat

>> No.8384632

>>8384614
I'd say feed her your dick but sounds like she wouldn't be interested kek

>> No.8384635

>>8384614
>obvious bait thread


http://cookieandkate.com/2016/20-simple-vegetarian-dinners/

>> No.8384636

>>8384632
She will fuck me probsbly. I mean she coming to my apartment to hang out and watch netflix. I plan on jacking off in front of her at the very least

>> No.8384640

>>8384635
Not bait but I'm trying to be humorous at least

>> No.8384641

>>8384636
>I plan on jacking off in front of her at the very least
lmao

>> No.8384659

>>8384641
I've jerked it in front of tons of girls. Sometimes they like it and they watch and giggle other times they get weirded out but they still watch. I think their pussi get wet still because their subconscious mind wants my cum to make them pregnant

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>>8384659
what the actual fuck.

>> No.8384693

>>8384659
Oddly, this is true. The ones that are 100% offended just leave. Women are strange creatures.

>> No.8384694

>>8384614
Rajma, saag, aloo gobi and rice.

>> No.8384714

>>8384659
I can see into your future. One day you'll have to go door to door in your neighborhood (an appropriate distance from any schools) telling everyone that you're moving to the area and why you're having to tell them

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>>8384636
>I plan on jacking off in front of her


Did he just say that?

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>>8384636
>I plan on jacking off in front of her at the very least

>> No.8384961

>>8384681
Welcome to 4chan, where a thread about tasty vegetarian meals turns to unsolicited voyeuristic masturbation in eight minutes flat.

>> No.8384990

>>8384614
Imam bayildi is my favorite, eggplant stuffed with onions, garlic, tomatoes and cooked in olive oil.

And I'm saying that as a /pol/tard.

>> No.8385012

>>8384961
>unsolicited exhibitionist
Ftfy

>> No.8385015

>>8385012
thanks senpai

>> No.8385016

Eggplant Parmesan. Can't fuck that up

>> No.8385038

>>8384614
The answer is clearly roast vegetable lasagne. Sweet potatoes and eggplants (Aubergines?) tomatoes, grated or roasted zucchini making up the filling.
Vegetable chickpea curry with naan, papadum and raita. Homemade yoghurt lassi if you defs want a guaranteed score.

>> No.8385067

>>8385038
Oh the unsolicited jerking off has that deal already sealed for him. He could serve her catfood out of the can or a big bowl of eggs and he's still gonna murder that pussy

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>>8384614
Tasty AND Vegetarian?

Hahaha nahh

>> No.8385079

>>8385078
are you 8?

>> No.8385084

>>8384614
Can't go wrong with Falafel.

>> No.8385093

>>8384614
Red lentil kufta(idk how that's spelled) with garlic naan bread and some lime. Shit is SO cash. Easy to make and stores well. Very high in protein.

>> No.8385144

>>8384614
Meatloaf. Make it vegetarian by substituting the meat with broccoli. Wa la. OP's gonna be fuckin.

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>>8384659
>>8384693

>> No.8385183

>>8384614
Having a whore over that won't put your meat in her mouth. You're doing it wrong faggot.

>> No.8385946

>>8384659
Solid plan OP, Imma run with it myself

>> No.8385950

Eggplant Parmesan with garlic bread and side salad

>> No.8385952

>ramsay doesn't know any.jpg

>> No.8385961

>>8384990

>stormnigger with decent taste

At least your taste in music, film, books and drinks sucks, right?

>> No.8385969

is this the ducc thread?

>> No.8385994

Cheese enchiladas, burrito, chalupa, or quesadilla, beans, rice, chips, salsa, and guac.

Potato or broccoli and cheese soup with a nice loaf of bread and side salad.

Pita and olive hummus wraps stuffed with fried zucchini

Spaghetti marinara

Any kind of pizza, just no meat

Fancy grill cheese and fries

Easy and Limitless options OP. Maybe try using google or your brain.