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8376495 No.8376495 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: signs you've entered a shit establishment with shit food

I'll start.

>arcade in a pizzeria

>> No.8376510

The menu has:

pizzas
burgers
fried chicken
chinese food
indian food
hot dogs
mexican food

>> No.8376511
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Non-white people serving or otherwise employed in the establishment.

>> No.8376516

It's in an airport but they've designed the decor to look like a real restaurant (fake brick etc)

>> No.8376517

It's in a mall.

>> No.8376521

going off what the previous anon said but:

>has food from more than 2 different countries, i.e. pizza and chow mein

>> No.8376524

It was on kitchen nightmares

>> No.8376526

>>8376495
this
>go to some obscure place on the other side of town
>poorly lit
>6 arcade cabinets
>fucking wood floors
>the varnish is worn away on most of it
>food comes
>its terrible

>> No.8376527

It's in an airport.

>> No.8376528

>>8376511

or:

>it's entirely run by white people

>> No.8376543

>>8376495
It has a kids menu

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>>8376495

>> No.8376547

>>8376527
Only if your airport is a shit airport

>> No.8376553

>>8376547
no it's every airport

nobody goes to a fucking airport for its gastronomy

>> No.8376579

>>8376495

Man Galloping Ghost is the fucking coolest place ever.

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>>8376545

>> No.8376600

There's a godfathers pizza near me that still has a Simpsons arcade game. You can eat shit while I get back Maggie.

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>oh sweet they have marvel vs capcom
>buttons don't work on player 1 side and the joystick is fucked on player 2 side

>> No.8376605

what's the deal with eating caviar at airports? I've seen this shit in Heathrow. who does that?

>> No.8376615

>>8376604
>put in quarter
>nothing happens
>push in coin release button
>its gummy and just gets stuck in the pushed in position

>> No.8376616

>>8376605

Yuppies.

>> No.8376619

>>8376528
Usually that means it's decent to great service
t. Chicano

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>>8376511

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>>8376495

I have to agree with this, although I have only one place as a data point. I went to Madison with a coworker on business, and we found Rossi's, which had tons of vintage arcade and pinball machines... and pizza.

The games were fun, if in somewhat inconsistent condition. The pizza was garbage.

>> No.8376856

>>8376782

I'm not a /ck/ regular and I always wonder if he is some sort of meme-master, autistic or just straight up retarded.

>> No.8376966

>>8376605

i did once. i was traveling for work and happend to be wearing a suit so i looked legit. got some free samples and got my friend to phone me up when i gave a hand signal and pretended it was an important phone call so i didnt have to follow through with buying the shit.

caviar is shit fyi.

>> No.8376969

>>8376856

my money is on Aspergers.

>> No.8376972

I thought arcade machines in pizzarias were an American institution? This is what I've gathered from American media, at least.

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>they don't serve McChickens

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>>8376511
White people serving/cooking at any asian place always means it's shit and bland. Other than that, tentatively agree.

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>>8376553
Airport cinnabons are always the best cinnabons.

>> No.8377374

>>8376495
That can also make it awesome!

>> No.8377383

>>8376972
Traditionally yes, but not in hipster pizza places

>> No.8377434

>favorite chinese place gets new owner
>come in and white people all behind the counter and at the woks
>food shitiest I ever had

shame, the girl who worked counter before then was a 10/10 QT asian grill

>> No.8377455

>>8376495
>have a place like this near my parents
>all the buttons and joysticks are greasy as fuck
>still reeks of tobacco from back when smoking was allowed
>box is soggy when it comes out the kitchen
>Pizza is just mush when you eat it from all the grease plus so much cheese and toppings
>Parents still insist it's best in town when even a fucking chain place is better cause at least the crust isn't paste
>cheesy bread is fucking bomb though

>> No.8377464

>>8376966
>things that never happened

>> No.8377478

Place is run by Philippinos and:

- Not serving Philippino food

- No Philippino customers

>> No.8377543

>serves european food
>employs J1's for bussers
>in a tourist town