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ITT: Dropped food

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Noma serves something like this but charges a fortune for it.

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>> No.8376276

A LOT OF THESE PHOTOS ARE DIFFICULT TOO LOOK AT FOR SOME REASON.

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>> No.8376281

>>8376260
>Dis is mine now

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>> No.8376352

>>8376231
I feel like an asshole for laughing, but this one gets me every time.

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>> No.8376356

>>8376231
truly the pinnacle of despair

>> No.8376359

>>8376327
>>8376288
>>8376272
>>8376270
>>8376256
>>8376244
>>8376238
What is it about cakes that make them so easy to drop?

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>> No.8376379

>>8376359
They tend to slide off boards/plates easily? Don't know. People often pose with them so maybe it's something to do with that.

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>> No.8376448

>>8376341
cat eat food

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDeOK3khHIo&t=2s

>> No.8376530

>>8376397
How does one even clean up that much olive oil?
What a mess

>> No.8376534

>>8376530

Absorbent material like "kitty litter".

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>>8376530
They give Jamie Oliver a call - who laps it up with his fat ox tongue

>> No.8376555

>>8376283
prison foodfight?

>> No.8376566

>>8376466
what a cruel mother

>> No.8376569

>>8376549
kek

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>> No.8376633

Why do I enjoy looking these images so much? This is weird.

>> No.8376639

>>8376231
How does this even happen

>> No.8376644

>>8376217
this picture disgusts me more than any other image i see posted on 4chan.

>> No.8376645

>>8376246
This one isn't so bad considering it's all on the floor mat. You can take that right out and clean it.

>> No.8376647

>>8376246
kek
>>8376350
Thank god it was only water
>>8376397
This has to smell pretty good

>> No.8376656

>>8376534
every grocery store has at least a hundred pounds of SPill magic or something similar lying in wait at strategic locations

>> No.8376659

>>8376555
or a school

>> No.8376664

>>8376391
you just know that fatty in the chair caused it

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>> No.8376679

>>8376676
it kinda looks like open wound.

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>> No.8376681

>>8376676
Fucking Italians with their gross looking pizza

>> No.8376684

>>8376246
At least it won't melt

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This happened in Seattle earlier this year. A semi truck hit the guardrail and spoiled it's load of frozen crab all over the street and the road below.

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>>8376736
How terrible

>> No.8376759

>>8376679
pretty greasy pizza i reckon, too much cheese

>> No.8376818

>>8376566
what about that photo makes her look cruel

>> No.8376822

>>8376679
That's because it is you dense fuck

>> No.8376825

>All this fast food
>All these shitty storebought cakes
Is this the state of /ck/ nowadays?

>> No.8376858

>>8376825
People don't drop expensive delicacies or michelin starred meals on the floor very often.

>> No.8376889

>>8376231
I suspect the kot had a hand in this mess

>> No.8377140

>>8376374
Result of an earthquake?

>> No.8377210

>>8376260
For me, it's the McArabia Chicken

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>>8377140
yeah

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>>8377140
result of an earthyank

>> No.8377242

Someone post the kid that dropped his giant sub sandwich and started crying. That one is my favorite.

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>>8377230
Oh, is it already time for the obsessed yuropoor to sperg out?

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>>8377242

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>> No.8377407

>>8377398
That's not so bad. I'd still eat that shit, desu.

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>> No.8377433

>>8377398
Looks like a vagina with enlarged labia.

>> No.8377445

>>8376231
is that honey booboo

>> No.8377451

>>8376397
i remember working in a grocery store...fuckers always dropped the damn oil at the checkout lines. annoying as hell to clean up

>> No.8377453

>>8376818
she is laffin

>> No.8377457

>>8376889
that motherfucker
mine would do the same, get underfoot and make me trip

>> No.8377472

>>8377433
this

>> No.8377502

>>8376341
A good example of the extraordinary. A cat eating Chinese instead of a Chinese eating cat.

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>>8376217
hd

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>> No.8377587

>>8376249
Did this guy wear two different sized footwear his whole childhood?

>> No.8377610

>>8377587
No, his right toe looks like it was broken at some point and didn't grow together correctly

>> No.8377618

>>8376224
SHIIEEET

>> No.8377622

>>8377610
not sure how that affects the other 4 toes

>> No.8377629

>>8377622
The other 4 toes look identical on both feet, I'm not sure what you mean

>> No.8377637

>>8377629
>toes on the right look mostly normal
>toes on the left are slanted
Pretty sure that isn't identical

>> No.8377653

>>8377637
Maybe he was putting pressure on one foot?

Well I don't fucking know, his feet look pretty normal to me aside from one toe being fucked up

>> No.8377661

>>8377536
holy fuck feet are as long as a black guys dick

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>this thread

Atrocious. I hope they still ate it.

>> No.8377714

>>8376231
that's a depressing kitchen
>cheap cabinets
>dishwasher not under a counter
>crappy gas stove not built into a counter
it's like they live in a double wide

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>>8376213
you know this guys life is one bad day after another

>> No.8377785

>>8377225
Kid looks like he's about to have an asthma attack.

>> No.8377801

>>8377730
Unironically, he makes more money than you.

>> No.8377818

>>8376231
GARFIELD YOU FAT CAT

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>> No.8377821 [DELETED] 

>>8377801
He's a literally who comedian. I doubt it.

>> No.8377941

>>8376246
>Breyers
Right where it belongs

>> No.8377971

>>8377451

I dropped my first ever item in a grocery store the other day. I was hurrying to sneakily ring up some nice produce on the cheap and a jar of fennel seed fell off my cart. I felt like a dick.

>> No.8378013

>>8376219
What a fucking tool.
I hope he gets hit by the train.

>> No.8378019

>>8376280
I feel like he should just plug the charger into the burger and turn it on.
I probably won't work but there's always a chance of a miracle.

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>>8376217
>>8377536
real hd
also why the fuck do we all have this particular image?

>> No.8378045

>>8376249
>salted quinoa brownies
This was the best of all possible outcomes

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>>8377566

fugggggggg

>> No.8378194

>>8376350
Not that I have any love for Keystone Light, but that's still a shameful waste of alcohol.

>> No.8378201

>>8377382
At least the kot will help clean it up.

>> No.8378210

>>8376359
I work in a bakery and a lot of the times its the shitty plastic lids, if you aren't absolutely positively sure its secured you'll end up losing the whole cake.

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>about 45% of this thread

>> No.8378244

>>8377230
OBSESSED

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>This entire goddamn thread

>> No.8378250

>>8376676
>Those Retro 3 Jokers

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>> No.8378259

>>8378194
You've got what? Half a bottle of Bundaburg Red in there?

>> No.8378302

>>8376397
Fuck.That.

>> No.8378316

>>8377618
Underrated

>> No.8378324

>>8377714
it's obviously a shitty college apartment. At UB Law School it seems.

>> No.8378329

>>8376249
who the fuck wears shoes inside

>> No.8378330

>>8377363
Tell me it was the apprentice.

>> No.8378448

>>8378329
a guy who now has glass shards everywhere

>> No.8378456

>>8378316
kill yourself

>> No.8378457

>>8378329
>shoes

>> No.8378480

>>8376280
not bad at all, u can still eat evry thing

>> No.8378491

>>8378329
the type pf goof that uses quinoa in a dessert

>> No.8378507

>>8376246
I would grab a spoon and just start eating.

>> No.8378552

>>8376676
>GET RIPPED IN 6 SIMPLE STEPS

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>>8378210

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>>8376448
agree

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>> No.8378627

>>8378624
I wish my cat did that. He only eats one kind of food and refuse to eat if its from an unfamiliar bowl. I think he's autistic.

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>>8378636
aww gomennasai

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>> No.8378701

MODS BAN EVERYONE

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GORE IS NOT ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8378804

>>8376246
it makes me sad because it looks like it was left there for a long time

>> No.8378806

>>8378013
he's not there anymore

>> No.8378815
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anyone post this yet?

>> No.8378820

>>8378815
Always makes me giggle, I don't know if he tried holding it one handed or what to drop it but his misery is my joy.

>> No.8378823

>>8378815
>>8378633
and it didn't take 5 seconds to load because it's a .jpg
>hurr faster internet
doesn't matter, it's how fast 4chan is

>> No.8378831

>>8376246
dIt kind of looks staged

>> No.8378848

>>8377244
as a baby i ate a piece of meat i found in the garden

>> No.8378868

>>8378627
They do say pets resemble their owners.

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>> No.8378994

>>8376345
This is aesthetically pleasing

>> No.8379071

>>8377407
Yeah, flip it over and remove the bit of bread touching the ground and you're probably golden

>> No.8379102

>>8378633
Is this loss?

>> No.8379123
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Whenever I see one of those huge trucks carrying hundreds of live pigs or sheeps I try to imagine what it would look like after a serious crash

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>>8378552

>> No.8379203

Y'know the thing about spilled food is? It's that not only did you ruin whatever you were looking forward to eating, you also have to clean a mess up.

That's the thing about spilled food.

>> No.8379209

>>8377445
>asks dumb fuck autistic questions
>uses no punctuation
>no capitalization
>over all an uneducated retard

Straight Tumblrfag here, boys.

>> No.8379210

>>8379123
i wish i had the occasion to paint such a thing

the subject would be edgy but still

>> No.8379213

>>8379209
is this post ironi

>> No.8379221

>>8376676
I know this pic is as old as the interwebs but when looking at it

I've never opened a man's leg but it looks extremely fat even though the guy is most likely not even overweight

and the flesh looks a bit too "pure" red

>> No.8379230

>>8376736
I'm sure it smelled delicious

>> No.8379538

Oh this makes me mad as fuck.

>> No.8379546

test

>> No.8379677

>>8378701
I mean, I get what you're doing, but you went over the top.

>> No.8379706

>>8379546
Spoilers only on media boards like /v/, /tv/, and /co/. And /b/
It's been years, I don't know how people still don't get this

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>> No.8379899

>>8378633
god he looks like such a douche

>> No.8379910

>>8376213
*Spilled food

>> No.8379911

>>8377971
i tossed a package of dry beans into my cart one time t o impress my wife and i missed and it esploded all over t he floor. i kicked it all under an endcap.
she was pissed.

>> No.8379913
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8379913

Fresh OC from a cookfag in the Navy

>Bake off pre-made Sysco apple pies
>They're still pretty good
>Have our resident moron bake a batch himself while everyone else preps for a ceremony the next day
>Slightly burnt but I expected it. We'll just serve the good parts to the Captain and friends
>Tard starts pulling the tray out with only one hand with an oven pad
>Tell him to stop and get another, using two hands
>"Will you just chill out you big baby, I can carry it like a man"
>Let the tard do his own thing
>Just before he got it to the bread box it slips and burns his wrist
>Drops the apple pies
>Enter our Senior Chief
>Yells at tard for an hour straight on how much of a fuckup he is forces him to make more pies from scratch
>They still come out slightly burnt

>> No.8379972
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8379972

>>8379913
>>They still come out slightly burnt

>> No.8379986

>>8379814
Seagulls and pigeons are actually eating bread bowls now? Are they waiting for the soup?

>> No.8380027
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8380027

>>8379913
I imagine this was tard third class later.

>> No.8380034

>>8376214
why is this so horrifying to look at? it really is

>> No.8380042

>>8380027
what am i looking at? is he sweeping in the rain

>> No.8380043

>>8376260
kitties!

>> No.8380054
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8380054

>>8376350
This is sheer fucking horror.
>keystone light

lol nvm

>> No.8380069

>>8380042
Mopping the rain up as punishment.

>> No.8380082

>>8380054
who's this semen demon

>> No.8380119

>>8380027
Punishment like that worked, but now it's considered hazing. You can't even make the fat bodies do extra push-ups, because their feefees might get hurt.

>> No.8380137

>>8376231
The kitty is helping!

>> No.8380143

>>8376260
Oh no! I hope the person taking the picture rescued the babies. They're too skinny.

>> No.8380151

>>8376341
Yes. Consume.

>> No.8380163

>>8376246
Breyer's remorse

>> No.8380167

>>8378624
dawww!

>> No.8380204

>>8376350
>the police have already arrived
>an ambulance is on its way

>> No.8380207
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8380207

>>8376676
Thanks, fag

>> No.8380383

>>8376249

I have those sandals.

Rainbow sandals. Very comfy desu

>> No.8380439
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8380439

>>8376267

i fucking double dog dare you guys to search noma on google images, but don't do it if you're eating

>> No.8380498

>>8377433
That you saw in a movie?

>> No.8380499

>>8376486

>1000 pound fish eggs

>> No.8380512

>>8376825


>nowadays

>> No.8380538
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8380538

>>8380439

>> No.8380556

>>8380163
Carlos shut the fuck up.

>> No.8380584

>>8378823
Wrong.

>> No.8380597

>>8379546
Welcome, now (notaspoiler)fuck off you cunt(notaspoilerisfinishedthanks)

>> No.8380628

>>8376345
>>8378994

The wooden floor is particularly soothing. With the bowl of cereal, it gives the impression of a comfy early sunday morning.

Truly a striking photo.

>> No.8380863

>>8377453
that is a face of motherly empathy, whilst still appreciating the humorous nature of the incident, my man. you need to control your autismo

>> No.8380869

>>8376736
I wish I could grab a few boxes, crab is delicious.

>> No.8380899

>>8378641
someones child go out of control? time to up that Ritalin dosage.

>> No.8380911

>>8376246
Just slice off the bottom bit and put the rest back in the container.

>> No.8381943

>>8376231
That cat looks kinda like my cat so here's a picture of not my cat.
Picture is for ants can't find the one I like to post sorry.

>> No.8381944
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8381944

>>8381943
That picture is for no one, here is the ant one.

>> No.8381995

>>8380034

Because it happened in a bathroom

>> No.8382009

>>8376466
>life isn't fair kid, and it's only to get worse

>> No.8382015

>>8377363
I always told myself if I made this big of a mess I would just go home

then one day I spilled just under five gallons of pomadoro in the walk in

I didn't like that job anyway

>> No.8382017

all I can hear while scrolling this thread is "Hurt" playing in the background

>> No.8382035

>>8380082

Internet whore # 15,478,003

>> No.8382060

I might be an asshole but I find this funny, I'm trying to figure the whole situation and the reaction of people after the fall. Especially for cakes, it's surprisly satisfying to see all these cream and sugar and stuff splashed on wall/fridge/flour/etc...
Maybe it's the 4 years old child in me who likes to play with food, dunno.

>> No.8382094

>>8382060
t. redit

>> No.8382102

i dont have a photo but a funny dropped food story.
out drinking with my buddy go to a hot dog stand and are chatting with the hotdog guy and i guess he like my buddys face or something so he says he gonna make him like an extra special hotdog free of charge. puts like all the toppings on and really loads it up. my buddy takes it from him and drops it literally like 2 seconds later. looks down at and just asks the guy for another one. the guy looks pissed as shit makes him like the shittiest looking hot dog and then when he hands it to him he says "that will be 6 bucks"

>> No.8383279
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8383279

>>8382102
I wasn't expecting a lot, but that was one of the better dropped food stories.

I have staged this picture to provide a visual impression of how the dropped wiener may have looked.

>> No.8383329

>>8381944
cute cat, anon

>> No.8383334

>>8380439
ahw jeez :c

that's not appetising

>> No.8383346
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8383346

>>8376213
>Food.
>Photo of McD.
>Really?
>Retard alert.

>> No.8383359

>>8383346
Newfag not only doesn't know who he is quoting, but can't emerald post correctly

>> No.8383369

>>8380082
my gf

>> No.8383394

>>8376282
This brings me back
>worked as whipping boy at supermarket
>wine section was a horribly cramped little corner with a bunch of wine bottles hanging inches over the edges of the shelves
>every day at least one person would bump into one and knock it over and break it
>manager usually directs me to put the glass shards in a plastic bin
>one day the manager isn't there
>like clockwork some retard causes a breakage
>ask co-manager where the usual plastic bin is
>"Just put it in the regular trash can in the back"
>Get fired the next day for having done this
>Explain that co-manager said it was what I should do
>Manager calls co-manager
>He completely denies it

>> No.8383429
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8383429

>>8380439

>> No.8383459

>>8378660
WHAT
WHY

>> No.8383466

>>8379123
I hear Nearer My God To Thee playing when I look at that picture

>> No.8383487
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8383487

OC

>> No.8383537

>>8380439
>was genuinely hoping to see photos of Noma dishes
>holy fucking bollocks
why do I always fall for this?

>> No.8383555

>>8377389
>scooping it back in the tray

>> No.8383598

https://youtu.be/XAizxrBpUVA

>> No.8383833
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8383833

>> No.8383855
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8383855

>>8377382
>Tender Centers

>> No.8384223

>>8379123
liveleak has it, then they get run over

>> No.8384287
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8384287

>>8378624
>papa johns

>> No.8384321
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8384321

>>8384287
is good, you troglodyte

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8384337

>>8384321
>papa cardboard
>good
Pick 1

>> No.8384373

>>8379203
Thanks, Peter.

>> No.8384390
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8384390

>>8384337
shits fresh bro, used to work there when i was 16

>> No.8384433

>>8384390
You worked there last year?

>> No.8384475
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8384475

>>8376676

Okay let me guess, was it the bull run photo? And was it the photoshop that had pepperonis on the man's fat?

>> No.8384603

>>8376345
this picture makes me feel

>> No.8384612

>>8377360
i was about to ask why is it backwards then it hit me

>> No.8384625

>>8378868
rude

>> No.8384656

>>8376397
>Jamie Oliver's Off-the-floor Special

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8384850

>>8384656

>> No.8384979

>>8378037
Because /fit/.

>> No.8384986

>>8376736
So this is what happened with that /diy/ anon.

>> No.8385007

>>8376231
>UB law
Oh shit I go to this school

>> No.8385008
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8385008

>>8376213

SuperFAGGOT BILL "i know mexican not spanish" ESPARZA
this twat regularly quoted on this board who actually cannot communicate with mexicans well

is here doing what he does best for those who know better. Looking like he belongs in a 3 ring sideshow

>> No.8385056

Don't have any pictures but I'll share a story:

>getting some food at Five Guys
>grab my food in a brown paper bag and start to head out
>hear bag tearing
>fug
>open the door
>bag tears
>fries go everywhere
>freshly made so really hot to touch
>employee comes out and helps me
>cook calls me back over and says he'll remake everything
>burger was wrapped up fine so just asked for new fries
>put my order in a plastic bag this time
>thank everyone for their help
>forgot to fill out the survey on the receipt though

>> No.8385095

>>8378815
yes, 2 times already, this is the third

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8385253

>>8377502

>> No.8385274
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8385274

>>8380207
how come pizza in weird places is so silly?

>> No.8385275
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8385275

>>8385056
>forgot to fill out the survey on the receipt though

No worries brah. I gotcha. Submitted your greentext here.

fiveguys.com/contact-us/contact-form.aspx

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8385279

>>8385274

>> No.8385284

>>8376633
Same here.

Schadenfreude or morbid curiosity I guess.

>> No.8385291
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8385291

this is a picture ofmy soul rn

>> No.8385294

Why does this upset me so much?

>> No.8385299

>>8385291
I know it's just pepperoni pizza but that still upsets me.

>> No.8385306

>>8376367
That's not sad though, at least crowbro can enjoy them.

Best case scenario in case of a drop. It could be way worse, like them just rotting or getting mushed by a car, or a dumb cat or pigeon eating them.

>> No.8385316

>>8380439
>be medfag
>eating pizza
>search what looks to be like necrotizing tissue damage
kek, no effect, plus I've literally had human bones in my pockets during medschool

>> No.8385321

>>8385316
>I've literally had human bones in my pockets during medschool
New rattle me bones anon

>> No.8385322
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8385322

>> No.8385326
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8385326

i want to die

>> No.8385346

>>8385316
Normal people steal pharmaceutical drugs & equipment - you steal human bones

>> No.8385362
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8385362

>>8385306
True, at least if an animal gets it, it doesn't go to waste.

Crows are awesome too.

>> No.8385363

>>8385316
t. Dr. Victor Frankenstein

>> No.8385386
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8385386

>>8385362
Damn right

>> No.8385502
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8385502

>>8385275
T-thanks, anon.

>> No.8385538

>>8377244
That's Bristol though.

>> No.8385542

>>8377244
BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L

>> No.8385604

I want to punch everyone in this thread.

>> No.8385738

>>8376283
That looks like fun to clean up, assuming those tables arent bolted to the ground.

>> No.8385747

>>8385538
>>8385542
...but Bristol is in Europe though. For now, anyway.

>> No.8385769

>>8377244
lmao what the fuck

>> No.8385787

>>8385747
europe is a continent you fucking retard
>swizterland and norway arent in europe
>russia
>UK leaves a continent when it leaves the EU, a political union
fuck off

>> No.8385803

>>8385787
>europe is a continent you fucking retard

Right. And Bristol is in it.

And the majority of Russia is in Asia.

>> No.8385808

>>8383833
One of the worst candies simply because this happens way too often.

>> No.8385977

>>8376231
I bet its slowcooking her the fuck alive

>> No.8385987

>>8383833
>>8385808
>butterfinger

Isn't being easy to drop the unique selling point for that candybar?

>> No.8386003

>>8376283
>niggers

>> No.8386014
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8386014

>>8380498
quit flapping your beef curtains, roastie

>> No.8386019

>>8386014
Woah, watch out guys, maybe he'll talk shit about us with his 'pals' on /r9k/!

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8386024

>>8386019
>us
this isn't your circlejerk hugbox, normie

>> No.8386046

>>8386024
Dumb frogposter

>> No.8386065
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8386065

>>8385274

>> No.8386087

>>8385279
Love this shot.

Best part is the story of how he somehow nailed it on the first try and didn't even notice until he came back after the drive-off. I'd link the interview he did but it seems to have been taken down or something.

>> No.8386408

>>8385316
I'm amazed actually that the infection moves through the oral cavity but stops before the eye or leaves the eye relatively intact. I know the region is immunoprivileged but still.

>> No.8386730

>>8376583
REEEEEEEEEEE I HATE WHEN IT GETS ON THE CARPET

>> No.8386755

>>8376350
>fucking Keystone Light

And nothing of value was lost.

>> No.8386781

>>8379123
Those two look like they're considering getting rid of the evidence inside the bottles.

>> No.8386793

>>8378624

Cats eat pizza correctly.

>>8378630
>>8380207

Squirrels eat pizza backwards.

>> No.8386844

>>8386408
>immunoprivileged
Now we're letting tumblr influence medical terms, fuck I know biology is the sick man of science but this is a fucking joke

>> No.8386873

>>8376282
shit i've had this experience as well feels bad

>> No.8386889

>>8378868
btfo

>> No.8386905

>>8386844
>biology is the sick man of science
>sick man
>man
H-how fucking DARE you!
I'm LITERALLY SHAKING

>> No.8387288

>>8376254

That looks like marshmallows and hot sausage in ketchup water.

>> No.8387574

>>8385274
>Leave apartment to go to work
>There's a slice of pizza on my car
>About to get mad
>Realize a crow probably picked it up from the dumpster and left it there

I still find it funny.

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8388226

>>8387574
>mfw I was so angry on your behalf until that last line

greater kicker, great post.

>> No.8388378
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8388378

Fresh oc
Oh well it takes all of 4 minuites to make i can whip up more

>> No.8388411

>>8378990
Ouch

>> No.8388413

>>8379203
That is indeed the thing about spilled food.

>> No.8388719

>>8376397
Imagine if you rolled around in it and became super slippery and slid around on your belly in the store

>> No.8389151

>>8388378
is that naked mac?