/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8372251]

>waitress brings my food
>I tell her it's not what I ordered
>she accuses me of lying

[Anonymous No.8372275]

Bet you're lying

[Anonymous No.8372276]

>>8372251

walk out, don't pay never go back OR talk to manager to roll tape

Either way, don't pay if you don't think it's worth i

You don't have much control over what happens to her. I walked out of a chinese buffet because I found a horsefly (or some shit) in my food and didn't think about paying for a second. Point the maitredi (or however you spell that shit) to what you pointed to or said and let her know she fucked up and see if you can get a replacement.

[Anonymous No.8372279]

>>8372251

>here you go
>your supertenderz and smiley fries

>t-that's not what I ordered

>you're lying

[Anonymous No.8372283]

>>8372275

I would bet the same thing but I've had this shit happen to me before. Not OP btw. I see the issue here as some waitresses have some snobby fucking goddamn attitude problem when it is somewhat their job to recognize what they're handing to somebody regardless of who ordered it or who cooked it.

I understand if this bullshit happens at a WaffelHouse or something where you basically accept a cheapass fucking fast-food restaurant but at a Ruby Tuesday's or TGIF you deserve better.

[Anonymous No.8372285]

>>8372279

>here you go
>your fish sticks and mushy peas

>at's not wut oy ohded

>u avin' a giggle m8

[Anonymous No.8372291]

>>8372276
>wanting to get a new plate of spit n cum

[Anonymous No.8372311]

If you're gonna call out your waiter on bringing you something likely that the kitchen fucked up on, you better know exactly what your ordered, and it better not have been a complicated order.

Jesus fuck you people are the worst.

[Anonymous No.8372316]

>>8372311

this.

if you order something adventurous prepare for a chance at disappointment.

however, it is a known fact that a few waiters and a lot more waitresses are absolutely terrible human beings.

[Anonymous No.8372323]

>>8372316
It was a steak with fries for the side and garlic bread. She brought out Steak with vegetables and no garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.8372329]

>>8372251
This isn't food related but it is bitch in service industry related.

I once called up a book store and asked them if they currently had a copy of Brothers Karamazov. The girl asked who it was by and I said Dostoyevsky, a little surprised that someone in a book store wouldn't know. But I guess no big deal, can't expect them to know everything. She said they didn't have it. I also needed a copy of Notes from Underground so I asked what they did have of Dostoyevsky.
"We don't have anything by that author."
This didn't make sense. I suspected she was mis-spelling his name so I just asked how she was spelling the name.
[Really bluntly] "I'm spelling it the way it's spelled."
WTF?
This lead to a confused two minutes (possibly longer, it as bizarre) for me prodding her to just tell me how she was spelling and asking why she couldn't just tell me. She finally relented. She was spelling it wrong. Told her she was mistaken and spelled it out for her.
"Oh okay. So what was the first book again?"
"Brothers Karamazov."
"Okay we do have that one. Would you like me to put it aside for you?"
"No, that's okay."

What in the fuck? Why would someone act like that? How fucking fragile was her ego?

[Anonymous No.8372330]

>>8372329
Women are dumber than plant life. More breaking news at 11.

[Anonymous No.8372331]

>>8372323

she got it half right.

"not what you ordered" implies the whole thing was wrong, not just some sides. if she gave your the stare or was rude you have the babyboomer style right to tell her she's fucking up.

Some waitresses are honestly entitled bimbo garbage with the memory of a goldfish. Most of them aren't though, most of them are cool.

[Anonymous No.8372336]

>>8372331
Yes she gave me the stare. She also came back to the table a few minutes later and asked me if I wanted anything to drink. While I had a pitcher of water right in front of me.

It was one of the strangest experiences of my life.

[Anonymous No.8372353]

>>8372330
I don't care if she's dumb. It's not her job to be intelligent. Her job was to assist me and produce sales for her store. She made it a totally unnecessary ordeal for what should have been a simple request simply because she was too narcissistic to be challenged, even on something so dumb. I just don't know how someone's mind operates like that in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.8372453]

>>8372285
>fish sticks
prat

[Anonymous No.8372458]

>Order food to go
>Waitress thinks I said "for here"
>Food brought out on plates has to be put in to-go boxes.
>Feel really bad for inconveniencing the waitress, tip her above normal.

[Anonymous No.8372463]

>be american
>get shot by waitress
>refuse to tip
>get shot again
>have to pay $500,000 plus tip for hospital treatment

[Anonymous No.8374348]

>>8372463

>be a yuropoor
>be painfully obsessed
>live in bombed out shed
>masturbate to bald eagles, stars and stripes
>lick up jizz because it's only food to eat for a week

[Anonymous No.8374449]

There's this fucking barbecue place just outside town that's so popular it's sometimes standing room only despite having the worst service. The Sunday before there I was there with my family and I ordered baked beans but got refried beans. Their refried beans are good but I wanted baked beans with my fries. The waitress told me that I'd said refried beans but she still switched them back. Then last Sunday we went back and somehow my wife's refried beans became onion rings. Same waitress.

This same restaurant, my dad refused to return to until the day he died because on his final visit with my mom the server took their order and never brought it until they were closing then told them to get out.

On another instance, my father in law was bringing a huge party there because the food was so good so I got there a little early to do my best to make it a smooth experience. Some people who were obviously friends of a waitress came in and sat at a central table so I asked them quite politely if they would change to an edge table so our party could sit together. Everyone arrived soon after and the waitress took me aside and tried to give me a stern talking to including the phrase "don't you EVER" which caused me to laugh in her face and ask her if she really wanted me to take this 15-top to another restaurant. My father in law is a huge tipper and left something like sixty bucks.

[Anonymous No.8374457]

>>8372251
I never understand this kinda shit. Who works customer services and does this crap? Your job is to serve the customer, who gives a shit what they actually ordered. If they want you to change it just do it, arguing with them doesn't fix anything. I've worked customer service for a few years now and it's much easier to just ask them what they want and make it right in their head.

[Anonymous No.8374461]

>>8374457
A cops job is to serve the citizen, does that mean I can just drive away if the ticket isn't what I think it's for?

[Anonymous No.8374465]

>>8374449
I bet her spit tastes good...

[Anonymous No.8374470]

>>8372283
Thanks for the new pasta

[Anonymous No.8374491]

>>8372353
>I just don't know how someone's mind operates like that in such a situation.

Probably a fucking teenagers. A teenagers mind and ego that doesn't give two shits about the sales they can make while they sit around at their minimum wage job. Doesn't have to be a teen tho. A lot of people making minimum in a retail environment don't, and can't really be expected to give a shit about it. Those people haven't really matured past their teens anyways, tho so not much difference.

Congratulations and welcome to earth.

[Anonymous No.8374494]

>>8372331
>receiving 1/2 of your actual
order is acceptable

[Anonymous No.8374542]

>>8374449
you sound like you come from some middle america suburb used-to-be white trash overentitled family. i bet you listened to your parents when they said "taking on debt is healthy!"

[Anonymous No.8374653]

>>8372311
>you better know exactly what your ordered
Why would someone not know what they ordered?
>and it better not have been a complicated order.
Why? What the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.8374667]

>>8372291
>implying that wasn't my order in the first place

[Anonymous No.8374668]

>>8374465
It's the kind of place you can see everything

>>8374542
Sorry that I feel like I'm entitled to get the food I order, I thought that was the point of the thread. Guess it's the fault of my asshole parents who had the audacity to expect to get food after they'd ordered. wtf right?

[Anonymous No.8374711]

FOH are all entitled shitbags. What else is new.

[Anonymous No.8375100]

>>8372279
That girl in that kitchen nightmare episode is actually pretty qt

[Anonymous No.8375119]

>>8372458
>order food to go
>tip

Huh?

[Anonymous No.8375122]

I would be pissed if I got vegetables instead of fries and garlic bread

[Anonymous No.8375130]

>>8372463
> be euro
> get ignored by arrogant waitress smoking cigaret
> cook is off on his 51 week vacation
> busboy detonates suicide belt
> get charged with “hate speech” for complaining
> have to pay €500,000 fine plus 89% GST

[Anonymous No.8375135]

>>8374711
>work BOH
>constantly hear about waiters and waitresses bitching about their tips
>they aren't fazed at the fact that they constantly re-use dropped utensils, keep rice spoons in milk white fucking water and contaminate the ice machine with floor grime

[Anonymous No.8375148]

>>8374449
>he gets daddy to pay his bills

[Anonymous No.8375160]

would smack dat b!tch and walk away without paying or ust for the drinks you ordered before

[Anonymous No.8375171]

>(((Krusty)))

[Anonymous No.8375184]

>>8375119
When you go to a restaurant, it's actually possible to take the food outside the establishment, usually to your home. This is accomplished by the restaurant employees inserting your food into a portable container, often a paper bag or box. Then you are free to eat your food at any location that you are allowed by local law.

[Anonymous No.8375196]

>>8375184
>giving extra money for service for the sole action of throwing food into a box.

[Anonymous No.8375208]

>>8374449

M8, 60 bucks for a party of 15 or more is not a good tip at all, especially one that includes people like you who will hassle other customers for the sake of your own convenience.

[Anonymous No.8375445]

>>8374491
>doesn't give two shits about the sales
DAMN ALL THE CAPITALIST PIGS!

[Anonymous No.8375474]

>>8374449
>huge tipper and left something like $4 a head.
huh