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8371548 No.8371548 [Reply] [Original]

hey /ck/, what's your guilty pleasure?

like the thing you gotta have even though you know maybe it's better that you don't
that thing that no one can stop you getting it at 2 am

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>> No.8371554

>>8371548
ALCOHOL OR TACO BELL. THE ORDER VARIES.

>> No.8371560
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8371560

>>8371548

>> No.8371563
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>> No.8371569
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8371569

whole can in one sitting

>> No.8371602

>>8371569
>whole can in one sitting

dont tell me you're not supposed to eat them like that

>> No.8371610
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>>8371602

I dunno, I usually feel a little ashamed of myself after doing it...

>> No.8371617
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8371617

Candy. Many varieties will do. All my Halloween candy is gone now and in the interest of my health I'm not planning on buying more. Been successfully resisting the urge to buy these the last few times I've been to the store.

>> No.8371628

>>8371617
How hard would it be to work a bag of candy into an otherwise healthy diet? Like, even once a week.

>> No.8371644
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8371644

>>8371628
The saturated fat is just ludicrous and it fucks up your brain chemistry. Even the refined sugar is something best avoided. I can shake off the cravings by eating a bunch of oranges but if your diet is otherwise healthy there's alternatives to the candy that scratch the itch without the processed fats and sugars.

>> No.8371696

>>8371644
>and it fucks up your brain chemistry

In what way.

>> No.8371701

>>8371696
Yes.

>> No.8371732

>>8371560
nigger

>> No.8371776

>>8371732
stop shaming him

>> No.8371817

eating cups of blue cheese dip with my forefinger

ice cold cans of hawaiian punch

shitty shrimp flavored ramen and fish balls

>> No.8371906

>>8371548
I love fast food. Burgers are cheap as hell and the texture and flavor are delicious, you get a ton of flavor, especially with spicy sandwiches or bacon. Interesting sauces.
Fries. Salty, crunchy, and filling. I could eat them all day. They melt in your mouth after that first crunch.

>> No.8371920

>>8371548
fuck i can eat an entire box of these in one sitting. it doesn't help that it used to be a dollar.

zebra cakes are godtier though

>> No.8371928

>>8371817
o i am gaggin

>> No.8371948
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8371948

Jap curry. I shouldn't eat nearly as much as I do but I can't stop myself.

>> No.8371984

With all the fast food and other junk I've had over the years, I get wicked cravings for artificial cheeses of all stripes. Taco Bell never fails to deliver when it comes to that.

>> No.8372639
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8372639

>>8371548

>> No.8372981
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8372981

Soft cookies

I can't help myself but est the entire box

>> No.8372982
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8372982

Bananas

>> No.8373058

>>8371563
Thats is not a guilty pleasure. Those are delicious

>> No.8373125

>>8373058
There's more than one type of guilt, ie, social pressure, unhealthy foods, general gluttony..

>> No.8373272
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>>8371548
Are you me?
>that chewy, moist texture
>that cancerous chocolate and sugar
>that crunch of the candy
I can't resist

Pic related for me as well.

>> No.8373335

>>8373272
subway meatball subs are fucking amazing in the freezing winter

>> No.8373363

chips, any kind. crunchy, oily, salty, goodness.

>> No.8373510

McDonalds. Their fucking app is killing me I just lost a ton of weight but I keep getting free fries from this christmas shit they're doing.

So I go and get a Mcdouble, a McChicken (the best fast food sandwich), and a large fry for $2.81.

TWO DOLLARS AND EIGHTY ONE CENTS

>> No.8373541

>>8371696
Basically you have like thermostats in your brain that keep track of the levels of shit in your blood, notably fat and sugar. Things like partially hydrogenated vegetable oil and high fructose corn syrup can get them out of calibration and cause you to crave way unhealthy levels of that stuff. A big part of being healthy is getting them recalibrated and it can be painful especially if you have a bunch of sugary fat stored in your body that has to get raided first.

>> No.8373656

Corned beef hash and eggs.

Horribly bad, but oh so good at 2am.

>> No.8373663

This thread is showing a very low threshold of both guilt and pleasure.

>>8371548
In an attempt to simulate the pleasure of salty, fatty, and sugary tastes, combined with erotic asphyxiation, last week I stuffed as many salted chocolate truffles into my mouth as I could fit and started letting it all melt into my throat while I masturbated to things that are of questionable legality.

I was already pretty drunk, and started washing it down with gin-and-tonics after I completed the initial carnal task.

Upon counting the quantity of chocolates, I found out that I had consumed approximately 3500 calories of chocolate truffles alone that evening, not to mention the steak for dinner and the calorie-dense liquor I was downing.

>> No.8373897

>>8373541
This sounds made up.

>> No.8373909

>>8373541
>fat and sugar
I try not to eat either of these. Surprise surprise I've lost a lot of weight.

>> No.8374293

>>8373897
Watch Sugar: The Bitter Truth

>> No.8374325

>>8372639

seriously, what's the recipe? some anon in another thread mentioned it might be the sweetener used in those sugar-free gummy bears.

>> No.8374355
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>>8374325
Maltitol is the ass-destroying sugar substitute although in the case of the brownie batter shit some wisenheimer probably used laxatives because he wanted to do a cleanse and decided to take all his friends along for the ride. Probably not the host because fewer toilets than victims = nightmare mess levels

>> No.8374370

>>8373541
>PHVO
>Equivalent to saturated fat

You can't even keep your own lines of bullshit straight. Also, I love how everyone quantifies "refined sugar" as if honey or agave is so much better for it because it has some trace vitamins with the fructose load (because you know, vitamin deficiency is a SERIOUS ISSUE in the first world guys lol).

Continue chomping down on food fads though, I'm sure they'll serve you well in thirty years time.

>> No.8374390

>>8374370
Didn't realize I had endorsed any particular food but you can believe that white sugar, HFCS, PHVO and enriched white flour will kill you.

>> No.8374402

>>8371560
yup

and drakes pies

>> No.8374420

>>8371563
There was this 30 year old russian lazy-eyed pedophile at my local playground as a kid who never wore a shirt and only wore swimming trunks and always scratched his balls. He kept offering and cans of sprite to kids

>> No.8374452

>>8374420
so did you take them or what?

>> No.8374669
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8374669

Peanut butter and tuna sandwich with a side of mustard and milk. Sweet and savory feels like a tsunami of umami flavors.

>> No.8374680

>>8374669
>peanut butter and tuna
I was willing to entertain this notion from your other thread in the index
>mustard and milk
fuck no

>> No.8374698
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8374698

cold coke and fries are my fucking ]am

>> No.8376019
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8376019

>>8371548
anything that's complete shit for you and cream filled by little debbie. I don't even buy them because ill eat half the box in one day

>> No.8376025
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8376025

>>8371548

>> No.8376048

>>8376019
ahh little debbie, shes such a little slut...i love her creampies

>> No.8376259
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8376259

Hey I was just eating one of those

>> No.8376291
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8376291

>>8376259
>brownie covered with cheese
>big pube in the cheese

>> No.8376318

>>8376291
>Pube
Holy shit man I didn't notice that I ate that pube

>> No.8376340
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8376340

This, among other cheese snacks

>> No.8376353

>>8373663
Dude just do drugs.

>> No.8376360

>>8376259
>>8376318
do Americans really do this?

>> No.8376362

>>8371548
tacobell

>> No.8376669

>>8376340
>not getting Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn
look at this respectable person who disagrees with my opinions

>> No.8376692
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8376692

When payday comes I treat myself at this Klingon restaurant.

>> No.8377202

>>8376360
You uropians gotta stop liek your all high and mighty with you kuisine.

>> No.8377269

>>8376692
You can taste the higher quality in kosher mcdonalds. So good.

>> No.8377397

>>8371906
what's your favorite place to go to for that?

>> No.8377410

>>8373510
>McChicken (the best fast food sandwich)


kekkles. gets me every fucking time.

>> No.8377417

>>8373656
this. so good, especially hungover. I just crack a couple eggs into the hash and cook them all together. fuckkkkk

>> No.8377721

>>8376360
O B S E S S E D

>> No.8378269
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8378269

I'll eat a one pound bag of this shit in a single sitting

>> No.8378282
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8378282

>>8373510
I like the way you think, in fact, I'm lovin it.

>> No.8378290

>>8376259
You, Sir, are disgusting.

>> No.8378306

>>8372981
Those cookies look like they're upside down.
Like, the box appears to be in the wrong orientation for the cookies.
I wonder what sort of photoshop shit they did to make it look that bad.

>> No.8378598

>>8376259
Hahaha that's fucking sick

>> No.8378986

>>8376259
this made me laugh so hard, thanks op

>> No.8379047

>>8373541
RETARD ALERT

>> No.8379272
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8379272

Legendary guilty pleasure desu

>> No.8379282

>>8377397
Carl's Jr or McDonald's. Carl's has the best burgers but McDonald's has the best fries and shakes. In n Out is good too but it takes too long. There's a Jack in the Box right near my friends house so I go there a lot at 2am when I head home but Jack's is pretty mediocre.

>> No.8379288

>>8378986
He's not op.

>> No.8379412

>>8379047
It's true. Deny it if you want but being in denial about it is a sure sign your appetite is out of whack you fat fuck

>> No.8381288
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8381288

These bitches. I polish off the entire bag in less than 10 minutes

>> No.8381357
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>> No.8381366

Boston Creme Donuts

motherfuckers are responsible for like 20 pounds and 1 point on my A1c

>> No.8381443
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8381443

Fucking these. I could eat them all day if I didn't know better.

>> No.8381477

>>8378282
Which one of you guys paid that hooker to hold a McChicken dandwitch?

>> No.8381513

>>8376259
Nice. You flossed at the same time.

>> No.8381537
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8381537

Starbursts are my favorite candy of all time. I have a bag full of these next to my bed, both the original variety and the tropical flavors (which are great, except for the fairly "meh" piña colada ones).

Also, I don't know why casuals don't like the orange and lemon Starbursts. Orange and lemon Starbursts are fucking great. I don't think you can properly enjoy the sweetness of the cherry and strawberry without the sour tanginess of the lemons and oranges.

>> No.8381584

>>8381537
>lemon Starbursts
they're actually my favorite. they have a subtle creamy taste which i find really pleasant

>> No.8381596
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8381596

I pick up a box everytime I go shopping.

>> No.8381646

>>8371569
not that flavor, but I've had to stop buying them because I cant stop myself from eating the whole thing in one go

>> No.8382141

>>8381537
>casuals don't like the orange and lemon Starbursts

This is news to me, I don't think I've ever heard this. Rightfully so because the orange ones are the bomb and the lemon ones are pretty good too. Cherry fucking sucks.

>> No.8382253

>>8374669

>tsunami of umami

>> No.8382257

>>8374669
>that pic
>tsunami of umami
10/10 would repost.

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>>8371548

>> No.8382416
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8382416

+ milk

>> No.8383579

>>8377721
>inquiring about disgusting habits
>obsession