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>go to mexican place
>order two large burrito bowls to go
>they put 2 forks in my bag

>> No.8371499

>>8371498
HOW FAT ARE YOU

>> No.8372016
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8372016

>go sit down at a restaurant
>get menu
>ask waiter for another menu and a glass of water for my girlfriend who's coming soon
>she never comes

>> No.8373398
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8373398

>order seven foot-longs from subway
>get seven radically different sandwiches so the guy making them doesn't suspect they're all for me.

>> No.8373407
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8373407

>go to Chipotle
>order one regular sized burrito
>shit for three days

>> No.8373417

>>8373398
Go away Jonah

>> No.8373431
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8373431

>order the 2 for $10 whopper meal at burger king
>eat all the food and throw one soda away

>> No.8373434

>Order a six inch sub.
>Throw away the last part.

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8373444

>>8373434

>> No.8373454

>>8373431
WHY NOT JUST DRINK IT YOU FAT FUCKK

>> No.8373467

>>8373454
Puts me over my calorie cap.

>> No.8373471

>>8373454
>not having a kilocalorie cap

>> No.8373524

>>8373444
Calorie cap you yard

>> No.8373531

>>8373467
>>8373471
>>8373524

i like this meme