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Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:04:57 2016 No.8371074 [Reply] [Original]

You can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there.

You can't bring up Taco Bell around a group of people without SOMEONE providing details of their bowl movements afterwards (spoiler: it's explosive diarrhea. Every time.)

What are some more facts along these lines?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:14:24 2016 No.8371105 Baked at White Castle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:15:28 2016 No.8371108 Subway is either >jared is getting a footlong in jail lmao or >left arm of the forbidden one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:15:44 2016 No.8371111 >>8371105 That's a good one. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:20:11 2016 No.8371120 You can't bring up [garbage fast food restaurant] around a group of people without SOMEONE [passive aggressive remark about your suggestion to eat at garbage fast food restaurant]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:21:31 2016 No.8371124 >>8371108 >left arm of the forbidden one What the fuck is this one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:23:04 2016 No.8371128 >>8371120 Why does it have to be a "suggestion to eat"? You can't even say something like, "They built a McDonald's down the street."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:26:11 2016 No.8371138 Went to in-n-out, the fries sucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 21:59:58 2016 No.8371230 File: 2.79 MB, 300x252, 1444479037439.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8371124 >feigning ignorance in order to get someone to post things

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:00:39 2016 No.8371232 >>8371074 I haven't had fast food in many months, so your McDonald's comment would go for me in any fast-food-based conversation.

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:16:49 2016 No.8371259

>>8371074
>you can't bring up Chick'fil'a without alt-right shills jerking them off for their political beliefs
> you can't bring up Chick'fil'a without lefty cuck-a-ducks whining about their political beliefs
>you can't bring up taco bell without pissing and moaning about it being inauthentic
>you can't bring up olive garden without a horde of shrieking simps on /ck/ pissing and moaning about how Italian Applebee's isn't "MI AUTHENTICO RECIPIO LIKE-A MOMMA USED-A TO MAKE-A" despite the fact they've never left their hometown of SisterFucker, Alabama
>you can't bring up Applebee's without a chorus of "it's soooo bad but I guess we should go..."
>>I mean there are other restaurants
>>no, I've made up my mind, shitty applebees it is
>>you like it, we all fucking know it, stop being such a pussy about it
>you can't bring up five guys/in and out/whataburger without an internet shit flinging contest over which one is the best minced beef patty on a bun with condiments (they're all the fucking same kill yourselves)
>you can't bring up vietnamese food without some coiffed art college student jerking off pho until his hand combusts from the force of friction
>you can't bring up a basic ass chinese food restaurant without the same guy crying about "muh authentic chinaman food" You want the authentic chinaman experience? Starve for 5 months out of the year and eat plain rice and beans inbetween bouts of subsistence agriculture for the rest of the year you preening little twat
>you can't bring up spicy food without the dick-measuring contest of who has eaten the hottest pepper
>you can't bring up Indian food without a basic white bitch raving about how she'd tongue curry out from inbetween paving stones it's so good because it's the hottest newest meme food

There, I played your game. Did I miss anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:18:43 2016 No.8371265 >>8371259 The point

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:20:11 2016 No.8371268 >>8371074 I've ever had anything bad happen to me after eating taco bell.. Maybe it's because I'm mexican..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:21:21 2016 No.8371271 >>8371230 No really wtf is that, I'm not American so I don't know

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:27:30 2016 No.8371282 >>8371271 Google Spyro subway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:35:23 2016 No.8371312 File: 98 KB, 1036x805, RTA6f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8371282 All I got was this picture

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:38:37 2016 No.8371323

>>8371312
Yes. That picture is divided into five segments (the heads of the animals) and shoppes on Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the actual cards are rare and do some crazy attack or instant win in the game, and posting them in succession in threads used to derail them. Now it's just an in-joke among us old fogies here.

Anonymous Wed Dec 14 22:58:09 2016 No.8371376

>>8371259

>you can't bring up olive garden without a horde of shrieking simps on /ck/ pissing and moaning about how Italian Applebee's isn't "MI AUTHENTICO RECIPIO LIKE-A MOMMA USED-A TO MAKE-A" despite the fact they've never left their hometown of SisterFucker, Alabama

Oh man that's gold

>>	rrrrrrubber biscuit? Thu Dec 15 00:56:15 2016 No.8371675 >>8371074 >can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there That's how you spot the faggot/vegan/redundant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 15 01:09:39 2016 No.8371711 red lobster, how many cheddar bay biscuits they could eat

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