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This is my lunch. Have I hit rock bottom?

>> No.8359341

>>8359337
Not as embarrassing as a Mac with a wired keyboard imo.

>> No.8359343

>>8359341
>ignoring the lego man
But maybe it was just bait
>>8359337
Yes, clearly you should be using bbq sauce instead of sriracha

>> No.8359344

>>8359341

It's not wired. It's charging.

>> No.8359346

>>8359343
There are baby wipes in the pic, i bet lego man is his kid's

>> No.8359348

>>8359337
>a mac

>> No.8359354

>>8359346

It was a key chain thingy with a torch in the foot, got it as a souvenir from Legoland.

>> No.8359359

>>8359343
>>8359346
It's da joka baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpWzS3nCwM

>> No.8359365

>>8359337
Not even close.
I see no empty liquor bottles or cigarette packets.
You also can work the oven like an extremely skilled big boy.
I'm kinda jelly, I want nuggies.

>> No.8360823

Nuggies with plenty of 'cha, for hot taste. I see nothing wrong.

>> No.8360832

>>8359337
Wow.
You sure use a lot of hand lotion.
*wink*

>> No.8360834

You're using a mac so yeah, rock bottom.

>> No.8360841

>>8360832

>jacking off with sriracha

Nigga that's hardcore.

>> No.8360849

>>8359341
>Not as embarrassing as a Mac with a wired keyboard imo.
When is a wireless keyboard ever necessary?

>> No.8360885

>>8359337
>Sriracha
>Mac

Yes

Those chicken nuggies look good though

>> No.8360967

>>8360832
kek

>> No.8360975

>>8359337
Why did you put your shirt size on a mug?

>> No.8360999
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8360999

>>8359337
Not at all. It looks like you have excellent taste :)

>> No.8361011

>>8359337
7/10 I'd eat it, don't be ashamed famalamdesusenpai

>> No.8361016

>>8359337
Try mixing sriracha with honey.
I normally like to do two part sriracha one part honey.
It gets it a slight sweetness but doesn't lose too much of its heat

>> No.8361018

not until you switch to the wireless keyboard

>> No.8361022

>>8361016
just eat some catsup you memedweeb

>> No.8361044

>Sriracha
Yes

>> No.8361062

>>8361022
Nah. I'll use my superior concoction

>> No.8361072

>>8361016
nigga sriracha is already sweet

>> No.8361129
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8361129

>>8360999
>dat dildo off to the side

>> No.8361177

>>8360849
This is literally the first time in 8 years I've seen a wired keyboard, you fucking luddite.

>> No.8361491

>>8359337

What's really disgusting is eating at your computer desk like some kind of lonely turbo-autist.

At least go eat at a table like a functioning human being.

>> No.8361493

>>8361177
>Wanting a keyboard that requires you to change its batteries

Even if the battery life is months, that's a problem that's completely eliminated with a wired keyboard with no additional downsides unless you like to use your keyboard 20 feet away from the computer on the other side of the room or some shit

Wireless keyboards and mice are a meme

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8361507

>>8360999
The person with a very large dildo beside them believes chicken nuggets and siracha equate "excellent taste."

God fucking damnit

>> No.8361539

>>8361493
>unless you like to use your keyboard 20 feet away from the computer on the other side of the room

That is the reason to use wireless. If you have a desktop hooked up to a large screen TV, you aren't sitting right in front of the TV like you would a 20" monitor, so no wired mouse/keyboard.

>> No.8361727

>memesauce
>tendies

kys nigger

>> No.8361736

Nuggies look good, but do you really need that many, you fat fuck?

Also sriracha on its own is not really good on nuggies. Needs to be mixed with mayo.

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8361742

>>8359354
Bretty sure it would light on fire if it was a torch mate

>> No.8361838

>>8359337

Rock bottom would be dipping them directly into a tub of mayonnaise, but you aren't far off...

>> No.8361878

>>8359337
rock bottom or meal of champions

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/general/athletics/usain-bolt-reveals-he-devoured-1000-chicken-mcnuggets-during-the-2008-beijing-olympics-8920870.html

>> No.8361893

>>8360841
In the five days that I've been here at /ck/, I've seen some preddy gud jokes. This is one of them. Keep on being jokesters, my good friends! I love me a good humor joke, designed especially for laughing! Ha ha! LOL

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8361898

>>8361893

>> No.8361900

>>8361742
europoors still lighting torches and shit minecraft style? frankly embarrassing tbqhf

>> No.8361902

>>8361893
time to kill yourself, you fucking fuck

>> No.8361906

>>8361893
m8

>> No.8361929
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8361929

>>8361893

Haha check this out

Got quite a chuckle from it

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8361938

Rate my dinner.

>> No.8361944

>>8361929
Wow. I really really really like this picture. Do you mind if I save it?

>> No.8361957

>>8361938
I've always been tempted to buy one of those for kicks, but I've never done it
I am glad of this decision
At least Marie Calendar and Hungry Man have a respectable amount of food in them

>> No.8362009

>>8359337

>off brand sriracha
>that fucking disgusting nozzle

yes. yes you have.

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8362014

>>8359337
>hair clip thing

r u a gril. I support large women

>> No.8362017
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8362017

>>8359337
That lotion....do you eat where you jerk off?

>> No.8362032

>>8361938

I didn't know banquet made case uh dillas.

>> No.8362035

>>8361893
I like this post.

>> No.8362039

>>8362009
>off brand sriracha
Really?

>> No.8362075
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8362075

>>8362017
maybe it's a gril ANON

>> No.8362267

>>8362075
too thicc

>> No.8362469

>>8361507
>very large

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8362484

>>8360975

>> No.8362501

I subscribe to the whole Sriracha Sucks meme, but I'll admit that I'm pretty jelly of that there lunch.

>> No.8362600

>>8359337

Rice and greens, some shallots or onions for flavor, salt and maybe some spices.

It's that easy, and cheap as fuck.

Throw in a couple of that nuggets in every meal, OP's plate could last a week per head.

>> No.8362924

>>8361944

Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>> No.8362927
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8362927

>>8360823
>'cha

>> No.8362946

>>8362267
Low test beta detection

>> No.8362949

>>8359337
Not if you're bulking t b h

>> No.8363054

>>8361491
There is nothing wrong with eating at your computer

>> No.8363087

>>8360999
>mac users having dildos beside computer

all mac users need to be bulldozed into a mass grave.

>> No.8363098

>>8361177
/v/ would sperg so hard at this

>> No.8363110

>>8359337
>Hand lotion and baby wipes

Now that's living

>> No.8363164
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8363164

so /ck/ what's your take on this sauce? i love it, its my secret ingredient to the best carbonara ever eaten by anyone who tries it?

how do you use the 'cha in your everyday cooking?

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8363169

>>8359337
At least your's served on a proper plate.

>> No.8363195

>>8362014
its a trap.

>> No.8363206

>>8359337
Sirarcha and mayo works well together.

>> No.8363549

You hit rock bottom when you bought a Mac.

>> No.8363689

>>8361878
chicken mcnuggets>>>>freezer nuggets

>> No.8363743

wasn't eating for a long while. But I had a piece of carrot cake, 1-2 burritos, and a whopper combo today.

>> No.8363764

>>8363549
fuck off to /g/

>> No.8364178

>>8363164
It's alright, it does it's job as a shitty hot sauce.
>>8359337
It's ok, I've seen worse.

>> No.8365368

>>8359337
>Sriracha instead of Tabasco
>Nuggets instead of Tendies
>Mac instead of PC