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8353279 No.8353279 [Reply] [Original]

I have plans to cook for my girlfriend tonight but I think I'm going to break up with her afterwards. What's a good meal to prepare for her with this in mind?

>> No.8353283

>>8353279
I mean you could just bake a cake and then pipe icing on it that says "get lost you awful cunt"

>> No.8353284

>>8353279
your dick, since it's the last time you're gonna fuck her anyway

>> No.8353286

>>8353279
WHATEVER HER FAVORITE FOOD IS, EVERY TIME SHE EATS IT AFTER THAT SHE'LL BE REMINDED OF YOU BREAKING UP WITH HER

>> No.8353290
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>>8353286
Yes

>> No.8353293

>>8353279
Pasta
https://youtu.be/-ITcbN9OgPU

>> No.8353295

>>8353279
Standard procedure for breakup dinners is to take her to someplace public, that way there's less of a chance she will flip out on you. I say less. No guarantees, of course.

>> No.8353308

>>8353295
It doesn't have to be a super public place but as long as it's not your place op. You don't want her breaking all your shit when you drop the news.

>> No.8353323

>>8353308
Yeah, wouldn't want your collectable star wars toys to get damaged, OP.

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>>8353286
Literal genius.

>> No.8353877

Depends, if you want to spare her feelings, then make something atrocious. She'll just be glad to not have to eat your food anymore. If you want to hurt her, then do this >>8353286