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I want to eat myself to death how do?

>> No.8347719

Eat until you die.

>> No.8347720

Cyanide

>> No.8347725

>>8347714
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

First suggestion.

>> No.8347732

eat raw eggs until you die

easy and cheap!

>> No.8347751

>>8347714
Follow the standard amerifat diet. Fast food, no particular brand, feel free to alternate, for every meal. Be sure to upgrade to the largest size possible. 12 sodas per day exclusive of the 32 oz ones with your fast food meals. A dessert pie or cake while sitting around evenings. A bag of dorritos for a midnight snack.

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>>8347751
That will generally get people surviving until their 50s or 60s. Hardly efficient.

>> No.8347776

>>8347770
Yeah. Modern medicine is a bitch.

>>8347714
Let us know when you get your spot on My 600 Pound Life.

>> No.8347823

>>8347725
If you have never read this website before, do some more poking around.

It'll bring back the edgy 13-year-old in you.

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>>8347714
We all do it if you really think about it.

>> No.8347882

>>8347714
prepare for a long and difficult journey

>> No.8347951

>>8347732
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS AND I HAVEN'T DIED

HOW DO I FIND RAW EGGS THAT WILL MAKE ME DIE

>> No.8347972

>>8347951
crack them open. Leave them at room temperature. If possible, find a farmer that will sell you fresh eggs. Most grocery store eggs are irradiated to reduce the risk of food borne pathogens.

>> No.8347983

>>8347951
Is Caps lock guy a resident of /ck/ now? Does ramblin' old guy still post here?

>> No.8347996

>>8347983
Oh shit, I haven't seen him in so long. I miss that crazy old bastard.

Also, once I talked to Fatty McAutism directly on here, he's a pretty nice guy.

>> No.8347997

>>8347983
I'm a ramblin' old guy. Not sure if I'm THE ramblin' old guy. I'm 40. Get off my lawn.

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>>8347997
Behold, rambling old guy

>> No.8348027

>>8347997
You typed a coherent sentence. You can't be him.

>> No.8348033

>>8348022
>>8348027

Yeah, that's not me. Damnit. When do I get my legacy?

>> No.8348044

>>8348022
>>8347983
>>8347996
He posts on /n/ as Baconrider now.

>> No.8348066

>>8347983
I miss rambling old guy. But I have taken a liking to the Caps Lock fag, I read his posts in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

>> No.8348077

Eat a ton of food that's really fucking in high sodium

>> No.8348126

watch my 600lb life on youtube and tell me you still want to do this

>> No.8348129

Find a rich person with an extreme feeding fetish.

>> No.8348305

>>8347732
Tried this, became swole AF

>> No.8348312

>>8347714
I always had this fantasy of making a really long meal you know, like 7 courses and I'm completely relaxed, each meal has to be related to a good memories in my life and the last one is dessert and it has a little bit of a lethal poison that's not painful at all and it slowly makes you fall asleep.
Everything is cozy and perfect and i have no worries, I haven't figured out what the food should be tho

>> No.8348327

>>8348312
do it faggot.
course1: coffee and an orange
course2: ice cream and ketchup
course3: olives and whipped cream
course4: eggplant smoothie
course5: beef ala vomit
course6: ice cube and splenda
course7: cyanide pill

>> No.8348566

>>8348327
ew

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>>8347714
Drink sea water blended with apple seeds you fucking ape

>> No.8348592

If you eat too much in one sitting your stomach will burst.

>> No.8348661

>>8348592
really made me think

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>>8348592

>> No.8348673

>>8348592
some people with prada willi have died this way.

>> No.8348693

keep drinking vegetable oil. that's all there is to it. technically not eating, but whatever. substitute butter if you really want

>> No.8348753

>>8347714
>eat myself to death
>eat myself

Sounds like a good way to do it. Start at the feet OP.

>> No.8349435

Undercooked chicken

>> No.8349440

>>8349435
This will only be painful not deadly

>> No.8350447

>>8347714
they made a movie about that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Bouffe

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>>8347714
>I want to eat myself to death how do?
Watch this film for instructions.

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>> No.8350670

>>8349435
It's just juicy.

>> No.8350698

Just start eating parts of yourself. Get some meth and morphine beforehand to numb the pain and go to town