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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Hey /ck/, /g/ here. My marriage counselor says that doing activities like cooking with my wife will help with some of our issues. Now I don't really cook, and neither does my no good, lazy, piece of shit wife, so I'm gonna need some super easy and cheap recipes.

>> No.8339198

lel

>> No.8339200

Pastas are really easy to make. Hamburgers can also be fun to make, and baking can also be sort of cool to do.

In terms of easiness, salads are so easy even your lazy, worthless wife can prepare one.

>> No.8339202
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8339202

Have her put these in the oven for you. Hope it works out.

>> No.8339208

>>8339196
Bake a "I am trying" cake with her.

Legitimately, though, baking together is very collaborative and fun.

>> No.8339212
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8339212

the shitposting never ends

>> No.8339247

quit wasting money on therapy and just divorce already

>> No.8339504

>>8339247
Then his shitty wife will take his house and all his money.

>> No.8339633

>>8339504
>Not having a prenuptial agreement to keep assets seperate

Nice job cucking yourself and financing her next husband

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8340226

>and neither does my no good, lazy, piece of shit wife

>> No.8340254 [DELETED] 

maybe think about preparing some bull for her. I think she might appreciate it and it tastes really good.

>> No.8340379

>>8340226
This

Off to a good start

>> No.8340496

>>8339247

>save money by getting a divorce

o i am laffin

>> No.8340511

It really is a fantastic thing to do together why do you think /cock/ has lasted so long

>> No.8340539

>>8339504
Better to be poor and happy, than slightly less poor and miserable.

>> No.8341247

>>8339196
Post pics of your wife's tits you fucking nerd or I'll beat the shit out of you

>> No.8341259

>>8339633
You know that a lot of divorce judges will ignore prenups right?

>> No.8341283

OP here. Can you guys stick to discussing recipes? I just got a new set of kitchen knives and I want to put them to use.

>> No.8341299

>>8341283
Make something simple, a good roast would be a good start or have a bbq or something, you grill the meat and your wife handles the sides or something

>> No.8341306

>>8341283
>I just got a new set of kitchen knives and I want to put them to use.

Please do not put them to use on your wife

>> No.8341337

Hey, I had one of those at McDonald's 2 years ago! It was a regular mcfish or whatever the fuck its called and it came like that though more to one side.

>> No.8341743

>>8341259
They might side with you more if you don't mansplain in contract

>> No.8341955

>>8341283
Why don't you roast a chicken over some potatoes and maybe some other veggies? That would be sure to be good, not to mention quite easy.

>> No.8342000

>>8339202
I am determined to marry the first woman I meet that can bake pizza rolls without a single one exploding

>> No.8342047

Maybe you shouldn't've married in the first place, OP

>> No.8342065

If this isn't a troll, bake something together. It's pretty much idiot-proof

>> No.8342066

>Butter
>chicken

Easily one of my top 5 homemade dishes OP, you should try it out. Once you've bought the spices they will last a long time so don't worry about cost. If you want it to be frugal, buy a whole chicken and seperate the thighs, wings and breasts by yourselves. Carcass can create a nice base for soup as well!

>> No.8342121

>>8342000
Nice trips.
But is it hard to accomplish that? I've never seen those things where I live. So I have no idea how resilient they are.

>> No.8342138

>>8342000
Good to know if I ever need a Visa. Just need a wig and a dehydrator.

>> No.8342267

Alcohol is your friend. Make a toast sandwich.

>> No.8342330
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8342330

Your marriage counselor is a fucking idiot.

You know what to do.

>> No.8344303

Makes some chicken parm, fucking delicious and pretty easy, just make sure to get the oil hot and use enough. There's a link to a sauce in the recipe or you can use a store bought one if you're a pleb. Just made it tonight was fucking cash. Don't forget to drink while you cook, way more fun and stuff comes out better.
http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1017169-chicken-parmesan

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>>8339196
>and neither does my no good, lazy, piece of shit wife

>> No.8344336

>>8339196
Filipino cuisine is basically the Asian equivalent of British cuisine