/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8327559]

I just dumped this guy on our first date because he held his utensils like this and dipped his head down to the table instead of bringing it to his mouth.

Have you ever ditched or broken up with someone for a /ck/ related reason?

[Anonymous No.8327566]

>>8327559
No, but I work in an extremely professional and senior level Finance position with a group of 5 other guys. Everyone wears suits, drives luxury cars, has 300-500k house.....

Just started working their a month ago. Went out to eat with them. Every fucking one of them eats like this. I've never seen anything like it in my fucking life

[Anonymous No.8327571]

>>8327566
Do they open their mouths as wide as they can too?

[Anonymous No.8327574]

>dipped his head down to the table instead of bringing it to his mouth.
How far does this become unacceptable?
Because I always lean forward to eat so anything that might fall off the fork lands back on the plate instead of my lap/napkin

[Anonymous No.8327580]

>>8327574
i think it's normal to lean forward, as long as you aren't bowing or lowering your head

[Anonymous No.8327584]

>>8327574
He was bending down like he was getting onto a chopping block, for every single bite. For whole shrimp with no sauce. He had chin length hair and I was scolding him because he nearly dipped it in his food a couple of times.

[Anonymous No.8327585]

>>8327580
>>8327584
My autism is hidden for another day

[Anonymous No.8327627]

>>8327584
How can you "dump" someone on a first date? Surely there's nothing to dump at that point anyway?

[Anonymous No.8327635]

>>8327627
kek

[Anonymous No.8327641]

>>8327627
>How can you "dump" someone on a first date?
by walking out in the middle of it?

[Anonymous No.8327653]

>>8327627
>So should we head back to your apartment?
>No.

[Anonymous No.8327674]

>>8327635
fuck off

[Anonymous No.8327688]

>>8327674
kek

[Anonymous No.8327697]

>>8327584
wew

[Anonymous No.8327710]

The shovel technique is truly despicable.

[Anonymous No.8327859]

>>8327559
I didn't realize eating with a dipped head was socially unacceptable. Then again I don't eat out much in restaurants and mostly take to go. Probably never learned the proper manners because I want to avoid giving tips.

[Anonymous No.8327871]

>>8327653
But that's not dumping is it? Dumping is like, "we shouldn't see each other any more" or "I've been having sex with your dad this entire time" or "get away from me before I call the police"

[Anonymous No.8327872]

OH yeah. This guy was a GMO-hating hippie who only shopped at the CoOp. That only lasted like two dates.

Had a boyfriend who thought there was a 'right answer' for nutrition and kept trying to tell me what/how to eat. I didn't need to eat like him - douche bag was a bodybuilder. I'm a 125 lb female.

[Anonymous No.8327876]

>>8327872
Why are girls always surprised that if you go out with someone who spends 3 hours at the gym everyday he might be quite picky when it comes to food?

[Anonymous No.8327880]

>>8327872
Fucking this. I hate people that impose there diets on others. Now if someone is a fat shit then yeah maybe they should listen.

[Anonymous No.8327904]

>>8327559
Stay on your containment board faggot

>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.8327931]

>>8327904
Not sure if bait or actual 13 year old.

[Anonymous No.8327952]

I approve OP, it is so irritating when people don't know how to eat. Or in my case when a girl is ugly when she eats, it was always a huge no no. But wifey is cute as a button and that was a big plus.
Also, when people hold their knife like that and then stab like their life depends on it, though I saw that mostly in northern Norway.

[Anonymous No.8327960]

>>8327931
Not sure if faggot or an attention whore

[Anonymous No.8327971]

>>8327559
Used to date a Hispanic girl that would invite me over to her house for her home cooking, she ordered a pizza. I didn't dump her for it, but now I'm dating a qt, younger Vietnamese girl who cooks for me everyday. Definite upgrade.

[Anonymous No.8327980]

>>8327960
Stay on your containment board faggot

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.8327989]

>>8327980
/ck/ is rightful /pol/ clay, cuck

[Anonymous No.8327998]

>>8327980
How does that have anything to do with /pol/? Are you such a newfag that you don't realize you're always a faggot if OP?

[Anonymous No.8328001]

>>8327989
Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with once and for all?

[Anonymous No.8328011]

>>8327989
How do you figure that, little missy?

[Anonymous No.8328022]

>>8327971
if you're that same guy:

stop bragging about your flatty cuttingboard girlfriend dude no one cares.

[Anonymous No.8328023]

>>8327880
Nope. Wasn't fat. Definitely gained 20 lbs while with him (which I have since lost and then some).

[Anonymous No.8328027]

>>8327876
Wasn't surprised that he cared what he ate... it was just surprising that he had this notion that I should eat like him.

[Anonymous No.8328031]

>>8327559
No but my sexual partner eats like an infant at times. She gets food all over the table, I have no idea how she does it.

Aside from that, she has good taste in food, eats healthy and knows some good recipes so I don't mind too much. One of the few people I know that shares my love for exotic cheeses.

[Anonymous No.8328035]

>>8328022
I shared one pic on /k/, damn. And this is on topic, you sperg.

[Anonymous No.8328036]

>>8327559
How about the dead left arm? Hanging like a useless rag.

[Anonymous No.8328040]

>>8327559
>Holding a fork like a weapon
>Eating defensively
He probably spent time in prison or had a bad upbringing. Probably could have done with the support, rather than your judgement.

[Anonymous No.8328077]

>>8327559
no you didn't. you never had a date in your life. even if you did, your table manners is probably worse.

[Anonymous No.8328125]

>>8328011
Not him, but I've definitely noticed some /pol/ overlap on this board, especially in threads about veganism, African food, and certain delicacies that lean more towards the fucking nasty side of gastronomy.

[Anonymous No.8328149]

>>8327871
youre arguning cum ticks

[Anonymous No.8328158]

>>8327904
>women are only allowed to post on gay boards now
Glad we have sharp fuckers like you to keep us all on top of current events. Good work, sport.

[Anonymous No.8328162]

>>8328040
Stay on your containment board faggot

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.8328168]

>>8328162
>Compassion is robots only
Not sasuga, /ck/. Not sasuga at all.

[Anonymous No.8328177]

You sbould watch my brother eat sometime

[Anonymous No.8328182]

Great thread faggot.

[Anonymous No.8328195]

>>8327904
go back to where ever you came from

[Anonymous No.8328768]

>>8327904
how about you go back to yours friendo :^)

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.8328769]

Countryside boys are like this.

[Anonymous No.8328854]

>>8328023
I wasn't saying you were fat anon just people that are fat.

[Anonymous No.8328858]

Everyone born with a vagina should be summarily executed

[Anonymous No.8328861]

>>8328158
That ain't no ladys hand

[Anonymous No.8329421]

>>8327872
>not realizing you hooked up with an akward /fit/izen trying to either make you THICC or /fit/ yourself
Seriously that sounds exactly like they do.

[Anonymous No.8329425]

>>8327559
I always bring my head closer to the plate as to not spill shit over myself while trying to balance food to my mouth hole.

[Anonymous No.8329436]

>>8327859
What? Have you never had a meal at a dinner table? Have you never seen a shitty sitcom that plays the laugh track when a "bad date" leans down like a dog to eat his food.

[Anonymous No.8329470]

>>8327559
>she doesn't know about the difference in American and European cutlery etiquette

It's perfectly acceptable to hold your fork like in OPs picture. Go suck some muslim dick yurop

[Anonymous No.8329506]

I don't get why anyone would try to eat like this, isn't it harder to eat this way? Had it never occurred to them that there was an easier way to eat with a fork?

[Anonymous No.8329518]

>>8329506

it probably just comes natural to them and/or they dont realise theyre doing it

[Anonymous No.8329519]

>>8329470
Maybe if you're a child. It's not the standard American fork etiquette. Americans hold their forks like a pen. I've only known one person who holds a fork like that that didn't grow up in an incredibly low class environment.

[Anonymous No.8329526]

>>8329470
Take yourself behind the barn and end it.

[Anonymous No.8329529]

Why are Europeans so uptight about table manners? You're an adult, you can do whatever you. Stop giving me shit.

[Anonymous No.8329548]

>eating food that requires cutlery

[Anonymous No.8329572]

>>8327559
nice falseflag r9k

[Anonymous No.8329575]

>>8327998
Prob some plebbit user that migrated to /pol/ after spez became a fascist and is now browsing other boards and isn't used to a term like faggt being used because he used to muh safe space

[Anonymous No.8329579]

>>8329548
why does he eat everything sideways?

[Anonymous No.8329593]

Same but related to math.

I refused to go on a second date with a dude that said he failed college algebra twice.

[Anonymous No.8329602]

There is no right or wrong way of holding your fork. Whatever is suitable to move food into your mouth. Those ideas were literally invented to separate the nobles from the poor in medieval Europe.

[Anonymous No.8329637]

>>8327559
I've never seen anyone other than a toddler hold an eating utensil like that.

t. Whitetrash amerifat from bumfuck backwater.

[Anonymous No.8329851]

>>8329548
why is there slime hanging off that sandwich?
Is this not his firts attempt at eating it?

[Anonymous No.8329863]

I held my fork kind of like that when I broke most of my fingers.

[Anonymous No.8330302]

Shovel fork and holding a knife like a pen are things that my mum used to slap me for doing.

[Anonymous No.8330313]

>>8327566
>has 300-500k house
is that supposed to be expensive? that's the cost for a decent house in better blue collar and mixed blue and white collar neighborhoods where i live.

[Anonymous No.8330315]

>>8327566
>has 300-500k house.....

thats nothing

[Anonymous No.8330316]

>>8327971
>dating viet rats
gross

[Anonymous No.8330331]

>>8330315
>>8330313

Learn about the Entire U.S. There are only 4 states where a 400k house isn't well above average and in most states it is highly above average

[Anonymous No.8330355]

>>8327566
>extremely professional
>"their"

[Anonymous No.8330365]

>>8327559
Yeah, some mean son of a bitch I met off 4chan who promised me pho and wouldn't shut up about this super awesome place that we could go to.
Drive out to the city to meet up at his stupid house and suddenly it's "Oh I don't have any muney to go out." I was fucking starving, so white nigger decides he's going to throw microwavable frozen rice and frozen veg in a pot and serve it to me instead.
He was so broke I don't think he had any meat in the fridge to spare me with.
Never went back. He texted me angrily and tried to stalk me on every available account I had on the internet, blocked him on everything.
Dodged a bullet! A man who lies about pho is a man who'll lie about anything and be a creep.

[Anonymous No.8330395]

>>8330331
this

[Anonymous No.8330401]

>>8330315

NYC, LA, SD, Denver, Chicago =/= the rest of the US.

You could get a REALLY nice home in Orlando, FL (5 bed/6 bath) for $400k and still be near all the amusement parks.

$400k could get you a closet in a basement in Manhattan

[Anonymous No.8330405]

>>8327566
>every middle-aged guy I know has a mortgage

[Anonymous No.8330420]

this thread is the perfect melange of shitposting cucks, beernerds, hobby psychologists and solid advice for a good stew.

I love you /ck/ !

[Anonymous No.8330446]

>>8327559
I knew a girl that did that. I'm convinced she wanted to be retarded or disabled in some non-physical way.

[Anonymous No.8330454]

>>8330401
>$400k could get you a closet in a basement in Manhattan

Nope not even that

[Anonymous No.8330461]

>>8328158
i think /ck/ and /vp/ and /lgbt/ are probably close to 50% women tho followed by /x/ at like 25%

[Anonymous No.8330466]

Allow me to explain.

[Anonymous No.8331176]

>>8330466
>digit ration
you know the drill anon-ett

[Anonymous No.8331181]

>>8327559
TITS OR GTFO YOU ATTENTION WHORING PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.8331239]

>>8330466
I have never in my life seen someone hold a fork like a human being apparently.

[Anonymous No.8331245]

>>8331239
you w0t

[Anonymous No.8331252]

>>8327559
brutal but i would definitely judge someone for doing so

[Anonymous No.8331254]

>>8330466
People only hold forks like 'human beings' in the movies.
The 'drummer' is objectively the correct way.

[Anonymous No.8331653]

>>8331239
It's the british way of eating peas one at a time and mashing food onto the back of your fork. If you saw an american eat like this it would seem extremely affected.

[Anonymous No.8331695]

>>8331653
'Oi say, guv'nor, i' y'east en' london toon, 'oi don' mash 'moi pees!

[Anonymous No.8331837]

>>8331239
>>8331254
Did you actually grow up in the middle of the woods? I do not even understand how you could have such a lack of knowledge on basic manners. Did you never go to cotillion when you were younger or something?

>>8327559
I have never even heard of anyone with manners that bad in my life. Please tell me you are joking about this.

[Anonymous No.8331870]

>>8331837
>cotillion

Frat boi or sor grill detected.

[Anonymous No.8331875]

>>8327559
when i was little my dad yelled at me for holding a fork like that. i changed

he still chews with his mouth open and licks his lips after every bite. i want to murder him.

[Anonymous No.8331918]

>>8331870
>frat boy or sorority girl
no, I was just raised in a place that wasnt filled with people that have such little class
where I am from, most people go to cotillion to keep things like this from happening

[Anonymous No.8331925]

>>8331918
Alabama?

[Anonymous No.8331928]

>>8331925
North Carolina

[Anonymous No.8331935]

>>8331918
Well enjoy upper middle class life you dumb cunt. I'm a medfag that came from absolutely nothing and I genuinely hate every one of you dumb entitled cunts

[Anonymous No.8331936]

>>8331928
Where? I'm an NC native and i've never heard of those being held anywhere near me?

[Anonymous No.8331939]

>>8331936
Raleigh

[Anonymous No.8331944]

>>8331939
That explains it then, i could see those things being common there.

[Anonymous No.8332012]

>>8331918
Oui, mademoiselle. Let them eat cake, the filthy peasants. Louis and I shall throw the biggest ball of all in July, 1789. All those of the nobelist blood are invited. We shall give cake to the peasants. Here's a toast to another 500 years of our triumph!

[Anonymous No.8332029]

>>8327559
Itt: /ck/ has another autism fit because a woman posted

Stay classy, aspergers

[Anonymous No.8332042]

>>8332029
You've absolutely missed the point. She is an entitled elitist. I sincerely hope she chokes to death on her next meal.

[Anonymous No.8332217]

>>8327559

Stopped seeing a girl because she didn't eat seafood, red meat, or basically any ethnic food. No food allergies or anything, just picky. She was cute but it's a huge turnoff when someone has the palate of a fucking kindergartener.

[Anonymous No.8332266]

>>8332217
I can get behind this. It's been my experience that the more adventurous the eater the more adventurous the lay

[Anonymous No.8332272]

>>8332266
And triple dubs of truth confirms

[Anonymous No.8332356]

>>8332042
Exactly correct. These Miss Manners types could no more distinguish a true lady or gentleman from a fly on wallpaper.

They're an abomination, destined to live in a sort of clouded world of shadow, never having read about, or trully interacted with, a human being in their entire pathetic lives.

[Anonymous No.8332374]

>>8330355
>when you realize someone is just as autistic as you when it comes to noticing shit like that

[Anonymous No.8332382]

>>8327559
I once went with a girl who thought she was too good to eat at a Golden Corral, as in the restaurant was beneath her.

This is the same girl I had to teach to chew with her mouth closed. She didn't chew with her mouth closed.

I didn't dump her over it but I say it deserves and honorable fucking mention.

[Anonymous No.8333078]

>>8331239
Americans everyone

[Anonymous No.8333083]

>>8333078

mirin that john cena tee, tho

[Anonymous No.8333089]

I can't get my ahead around people who don't eat properly. It's so fucking simple and you don't look like a fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.8333138]

>>8331695
"Toon"
Mate, it's taan, gotta give it that baah sound cos Londoners are sheep

[Anonymous No.8333144]

>>8330466
>Everybody hold their fork in their right hand
This is so wrong.

[Anonymous No.8333146]

>>8332217
Don't insult kindergarteners

[Anonymous No.8333376]

>>8327559
Even on /ck/ women are fucking shallow and focus on the most trivial shit. Is there any women alive that isn't a fucking cunt?

[Anonymous No.8333398]

>>8333144
>pointlessly antiquated social convention
Maybe it was wrong back when people couldn't cook for shit and the shoe-leather food needed main strength to cut. There is rarely any reason to right hand a knife these days.

[Anonymous No.8333402]

>>8329602
You just literally stated you are a peasant

[Anonymous No.8333421]

>>8331254
>People only hold forks like 'human beings' in the movies.

And everyone knows it's CG when they do it, right?

[Anonymous No.8333428]

>>8330331
Not him but arent American houses only cheap because they're built out of wood and dont have bs regulations?

[Anonymous No.8333448]

just order this
no need for utensils

I hate eating with people who have awful table manners

[Anonymous No.8333455]

>>8327559
Finger sucking. She felated each finger to the base and made a satisfied 'pop' sound at the end. Made me want to puke

[Anonymous No.8333511]

I had a gf briefly who had some kind of eating disorder. she would only eat steamed vegetables and would chew each mouthful for more than a minute.

[Anonymous No.8333513]

>>8330466
Drummer for small loose pieces (eg. peas)
Human bean for pieces the size of a whole bite (eg. piece of steak)

[Anonymous No.8333516]

>>8333428
A lot of rural counties don't have building codes except for wastewater disposal, but all other areas have strict codes on construction.

You're right about wood, though. Most houses are framed with wood. Although in some areas, brick or stone are standard for siding.

[Anonymous No.8333537]

>>8333333

[Anonymous No.8333541]

>>8333455
She was trying to give you a hint

[Anonymous No.8333553]

>>8327559
Not particularly, but every. single. woman. I've ever dated has had some sort of an eating disorder. Would you fucking women get it together? Just eat fairly clean and work out. Seriously simple shit.

[Anonymous No.8333561]

>>8333455
I love when women do this, and you know the blow job is just around the corner.

[Anonymous No.8333589]

>>8333553
It's not that surprising, 90% of food information aimed at women is /fit/ tier superstition and memes.

[Anonymous No.8333768]

>Have you ever ditched or broken up with someone for a /ck/ related reason?

No but I probably should have. I never really saw them as red flags but now I'm thinking I should pay more attention to them in the future.

>>8333553

Seriously. Like I said, I never really gave this stuff much weight but I guess I'm just a naive faggot. I once dated a girl who was bulimic. That was a nightmare. Smelled bad, tons of body hair, narcissistic. Ended up dumping me and then got knocked up twice by a black dude who took off. Now she's a single mom with two mocha mistakes last I heard. Another chick I was with for a couple years didn't have a major eating disorder like bulimia but she did have made up eating restrictions like gluten intolerance and all that. Also "hated" red meat and avoided certain foods in one form but not in another (like she'd eat pizza or biscuits but wouldn't touch a loaf of bread due to her gluten thing). These things didn't bother me and I tried my best to be supportive of her food quirks. Things were great for a while but then all the stuff she liked about me suddenly became the same things she hated about me. I tried hard to keep her and work thru it but it was like talking to an automated messaging machine at the end. Cold as ice.

So yeah, gotta watch that food nonsense from now on.

[Anonymous No.8333788]

>>8333376
>focus on the most trivial shit
as opposed to the other earth-shatteringly important shit that gets posted here?
>argument about eating in bed
>argument about whether ketchup should be in the fridge
>argument about whether honey nut cheerios are best cereal
>drunk foods
>rate my breakfast

[Anonymous No.8333791]

Leaving living with my family (who all eat relatively civilized) and going to college was a big eye opener for me

So many people have very poor manners.
>no idea how to hold a knife and fork properly
>eating food quickly seems to be the most important thing, that I get criticized for being slow and actually tasting my food
>chewing with your mouth open is standard practice for a lot of people
>lip smacking also
>nose breathing really loudly while eating
>slopping/squelching noises
>general shitty food/diet and no idea how to cook a decent meal. also no willingness to learn
>a few friends have said if they could take a pill in the morning that would have all their nutrients and calories needed for the day, they would. They see eating as a chore

[Anonymous No.8333793]

>>8327559
he probably would have been great in bed tho, like a big dumb animal with lots of testosterone

[Anonymous No.8333825]

>>8333791
You have literally described my room mates and entire friend group, minus the pill thing. They still like eating a lot and it's definitely no chore for them. Also my friends think it's apparently hilarious that I ask for extra napkins.

[Anonymous No.8333852]

>>8330355
> Implying people in high level positions don't make mistakes

You know even higher level writers have editors right?

[Anonymous No.8333862]

>>8327859
I always lean down to eat my food cuz I'm so used to eating alone I cant help it.I also get food allover my face

[Anonymous No.8333877]

>>8327559
how has this shit tier thread topic got so large?
is /R9K sperging? please someone, fill me in :^)

[Anonymous No.8333943]

>>8333877
/ck/ always gets extremely triggered when a poster is presumably female. Odds are it will end up maxing out in responses.

[Anonymous No.8333949]

>>8333943
why do they do this?
do they not like women?
i thought this board was about food
not /pol/r9k/ shit
damn
what a shame

[Anonymous No.8333983]

>>8333949
>why do they do this?

80% of the people on /ck/ have never actually talked to a female other than their mother and perhaps, sister. So for most of them, it's the novelty of interacting with a presumed female.

[Anonymous No.8333987]

>>8328040
No, he's probably an American whose parents never taught him how proper manners.

[Anonymous No.8334000]

Isn't it harder like that? When I try it it feels like I'm a homo erectus with a wooden bat beating someone's brains out. Can't control my movements at all.

Also when people cut up their food holding a knife in their right hand then put the knife aside and switch the fork from left to the right hand. I've only ever seen kids (4-6 year olds) do this.

[Anonymous No.8334192]

>>8333516
Haha you americans build your houses from sticks and expect us to believe you aren't a third world country???

[Anonymous No.8334260]

>>8334192
t. american

[Anonymous No.8334262]

>>8334192
>build your houses from sticks

Awfully hard to equate board lumber with sticks. Unlike many countries, we have a vast amount of renewable forest that makes it quite practical and relatively inexpensive when compared to stone, brick or metal. If properly protected from the elements, it will last an extremely long time.

[Anonymous No.8334269]

>>8334260
Well I don't mistake inedible plastics for cheese, I don't eat for sixteen people every meal, I'm not lethally addicted to sugar, and my home isn't a twig hut with mud, so obviosly I cannot be american.

[Anonymous No.8334303]

@8334269
Yes you are, you're either an american or an auatralian baiting for (you)s

[Anonymous No.8334326]

>>8327566
>hhuurr I use this as an excuse to brag
nobody cares buddy

[Anonymous No.8334340]

>>8334269
Fuck off, idiot.
Jesus, Eurotards on /ck/ are literally the equivalent of Canadians on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.8334342]

>>8327559
This guy did

[Anonymous No.8334440]

>>8327559
Reptilian pedophile, kill it with flammerwerfer!

[Anonymous No.8334464]

>>8330466
What about the reverse gorilla?

[Anonymous No.8334477]

I don't know that one.

[Anonymous No.8334488]

>>8334192
Because we actually have land and home ownership over here.

Nonexistent glass houses, stones, etc yuropoor...

[Anonymous No.8334497]

>>8329851
I'm gagging. I had to close out of that clip immediately. Holy mother of god. I need to get my mind off of what I just saw.

[Anonymous No.8334503]

>>8331245
>>8331653
>>8331837
>>8333078
I don't know it just seems like an awkward way to hold a fork. Drummer style was always the standard. I sure as hell didn't go to cotillion, and don't know of anyone who ever has. From Southern rural Ohio, guarantee most people in these parts have never so much as heard of cotillion. I live pretty much directly on the Mason Dixon line, so I grew up in an odd mix of southern and northern ideologies.

[Anonymous No.8334515]

>>8334503
Well you weren't born in an upper middle class household, so on /ck/ you're basically subhuman.

[Anonymous No.8334625]

Yeah but.. who cares? Is the way someone holds their fork of any intrinsic importance to you? It seems like you're all getting upset over nothing. At least "please" and "thank you" serve a purpose but it seems like worrying about how to hold a fork is just 19th century LARPing.

[Anonymous No.8334659]

>>8330466
There is literally nothing wrong with the drummer, it allows you to scoop and pierce.

[Anonymous No.8334683]

So nobody else uses the precision grip?

[Anonymous No.8334726]

>>8334497

[Anonymous No.8334737]

>>8334192

[Anonymous No.8334747]

>>8328031
My last two girlfriends have done this. I don't let the current one eat on the couch because of it

[Anonymous No.8334750]

>>8334192
>eurofag thinks his house is held up by the stone facade

[Anonymous No.8334753]

>>8334269
O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.8334949]

>>8334659
Yeah, drummer's perfectly acceptable for scooping things in my opinion. Here in the uk though those three hand positions are basically synonymous with lower / middle / upper class. Fancy fuckers will sit there pushing individual peas onto their tines one by one to avoid turning the fork prongs up.

[Anonymous No.8335001]

>>8333398
Am left handed.
But will always right-hand a knife.

[Anonymous No.8335008]

>>8333983
Except more than half of /ck/ is female.
>>8333877
Because shit food habits trigger normies.

[Anonymous No.8335091]

>>8329593
I forgot where I heard this. I wanna say it was on the radio or from some comedy special. But the quote was "If you walk into a man's home and he has no books on his shelves, do NOT sleep with him. Do not reward idiocy."

[Anonymous No.8335095]

>>8330466
>fork in right hand

[Anonymous No.8335103]

Good on you, OP. Heathens like that don't deserve to live.

[Anonymous No.8335106]

>>8327559
>Have you ever ditched or broken up with someone for a /ck/ related reason?

My last boyfriend. Among many other reasons, I broke up with him because he had 100% man child tastes. Refused to eat ANY cheese. Oh but mozzarella on pizza was fine for some reason. Mostly he ate frozen ellios pizza, tendies, and fast food. If he dared to attempt to cook, it was always plane, unseasoned, right from the foam-package sliced chicken breast, cooked to the consistency of an old shoe, and smothered with BBQ sauce once out of the oven.

[Anonymous No.8335118]

>>8335106
>tfw this was literally me a few years ago

[Anonymous No.8335119]

>>8330466
drummer is if you want your fork to act like a spoon in a scooping motion

human being is wrong because it is primarily used to hold something and cut it with the opposite hand. if you are right handed, it looks stupid and isn't as efficient or culturally polite
>kill everyone with gorilla or OP's picture

[Anonymous No.8335123]

So which is the ""correct"" way?

1. Hold fork in left hand, knife in right, bring food to mouth with fork with left hand

or

2. Hold fork in left, knife in right, put knife down, switch fork to right hand, bring food up with right hand

[Anonymous No.8335124]

>>8333333
Ignore me

[Anonymous No.8335128]

>>8335106
How did you guys got together in the 1st place? He sound like a moron. Maybe thats your thingie?

[Anonymous No.8335129]

>>8335123
hold fork in left hand. then cut into meat. put the knife down in your right hand. make a pointing motion toward your mouth with your left hand and eat.

[Anonymous No.8335135]

>>8335106
someone like him can get a gf and yet I am forever alone. wtf I browse fit and fa and can talk to women and people now and I am not a virgin. sometimes I wish to never exist.

[Anonymous No.8335144]

>>8335128
He was intelligent and well-learned in many things, and absolutely fucking degenerate in many others.

[Anonymous No.8335155]

>>8335135
kek

[Anonymous No.8335165]

>>8328861
You're the reason we have affirmative action.

[Anonymous No.8335171]

>>8328858
>says shit like this
>wah wah why can't i get a grillfan

[Anonymous No.8335175]

>>8327559
>Have you ever ditched or broken up with someone for a /ck/ related reason?

Letting a Tongan sea shell painting forum control how you interact with humanoids irl, must be the pinnacle of insanity. I suspect that we need a couple more asylums.

[Anonymous No.8335191]

>>8335123
2

[Anonymous No.8335193]

I met some girls who chewed with their mouth open. That sound, not so sexy. Apparantly they all do it in China, so . i dont know.
But dumped. Nope.

[Anonymous No.8335194]

>>8330355
My dad makes $14/hr editing journal articles written by doctors. He once had a breakdown because he had to stay up all until 8 am replacing every single instance of the word "prescription" in something that was going to go in a textbook because the doctor spelled it "perscribcian".

[Anonymous No.8335198]

>>8329470
no

[Anonymous No.8335205]

>>8335194
hahaa christ

[Anonymous No.8335206]

>>8335194
your dad just couldn't do a ctrl + h and be done with it in 10 seconds?

[Disgruntled No.8335228]

>>8335206
this was my exact thought... then sleep and claim he did it all by hand.

[Anonymous No.8335240]

>>8333768
You dated a kike princess. Been there.

[Anonymous No.8335242]

>>8335194
Someone should tell your dad about Find and Replace All...

[Anonymous No.8335244]

>>8335106
I had a bf like that a few years ago. Ordered chicken tendies and fries with mayo at EVERY restaurant we went to. Even if he had to do it from the children's menu. We went to subway once and his sandwich was nothing but bacon and cheese and he ended up throwing away most of the bread. I tried to trick him by taking him to a salad bar buffet but he just loaded his plate with bacon bits, boiled eggs, shredded cheese, and potato salad. We broke up so fast I didn't even get a period while dating him.

[Anonymous No.8335246]

>>8333791
That or you were raised to be an intolerant faggot. I think I know which

[Anonymous No.8335247]

>>8335193
It's an Asian thing in general, it bugged me at first, but I've gotten over it.

[Anonymous No.8335248]

[Anonymous No.8335251]

>>8335206
It was handwritten dumbass. He does redlining and the transcriber puts it into digital print.

[Anonymous No.8335254]

>>8334515
This unfortunately

[Anonymous No.8335283]

>>8335123
>>8335129
>>8335191
>put knife down

No, there is no need to put the knife down unless you're a toddler and might stab yourself in the face.

[Anonymous No.8335336]

>>8333768
Your second story sounds like we dated the same girl lol

[Anonymous No.8335345]

>>8335244
It's called KETO mom! GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.8335448]

>>8335283
Those are beautiful

[Anonymous No.8335774]

>>8333513
The patrician answer

[Anonymous No.8335791]

>>8335448

[Anonymous No.8336005]

>>8328027
>>8327880
Well, I actually see a point in that. I mean, if one day your relationship turned serious and you moved in together, you could expect to eat the same things. It's not like you're gonna be cooking two separate dinners every day.

[Anonymous No.8336008]

>>8330466
All three are wrong. The right hand is for holding the knife, the left hand is for the fork.

[Anonymous No.8336017]

>>8335123
>serving food that is not prepared in bite sized pieces

If you are going eat like a barbarian then don't even use cutlery at all. Use your hands and bite chunks out of it.

[Anonymous No.8336023]

>>8330466
I am skilled enough at manipulating tools that I can switch between them all to whatever I require.

[Anonymous No.8336054]

I was almost dumped on the first date I had with my current girlfriend because I didn't tip. Helped me realize that it's a scummy thing to do so it worked out. Now I tip very well as long as the service is good but sometimes I will still cross out the tip box if the service was shit.

[Anonymous No.8336074]

>>8336054
Yes goyim give your money away free to the literally to useless to have a real job or education and feel guilty if you don't...

[Anonymous No.8336114]

>Caught my girlfriend opening a bag of compost in the garden with my chef's knife.
>She stuck it blade down in the soil afterwards
>Ask her not to do that please
>Take the knife back inside, clean it thoroughly
>Knife vanishes a few days later
>Can't find it anyway
>Nearly a year passes
>It's time to empty the enormous compost bin that has been filling up all year
>At the bottom, underneath the compost
>My expensive chef's knife
>Sigh
>Get annoyed with gf, ask her to really really not do that again
>Ask her to dispose of the knife while I finish in the garden
>Next day, come into the kitchen and she is using the knife to cook dinner

Dropped

[Anonymous No.8336362]

>>8336008
>>8335095
>>8333144
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.8337001]

>>8335251
And the transcriber is supposed to have perfect deciphering, reading and writing skills, and not add a single typo? Or is it proof-read again in digital form?

>>8336017
Bite sized food is for eating with chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.8337038]

>>8335123
How did you not consider always holding the fork in your right? Plenty of dishes require no knife, and when I do need a knife, the food isn't so tough that I need the dexterity of my dominant hand to cut it. The fork does most of the work.

[Anonymous No.8337067]

>>8336362
i feel much better

[Anonymous No.8337300]

>>8327952
What do you mean by ugly? I go to town on favorite foods, but I like to think that my bites are reasonably-sized and I don't spill anything.

[Anonymous No.8337311]

>>8328861
OP probably googled it.

[Anonymous No.8337321]

>>8329519
I hold my pen kind of strangely-- I pinch it with my pointer and thumb while balancing it on my middle finger's second section for stability. Hold my fork the same way. Do I look like a tard?

[Anonymous No.8337327]

>>8335091
john waters quote

[Anonymous No.8337329]

>>8330365
Aye to this. I wouldn't have stayed. You were too polite.

[Anonymous No.8337367]

>>8332382
I used to date a Vietnamese boy who was a decent programmer and cooked his own food.

He chewed with his mouth open and claimed it was "a part of his culture". He was also dreadful at anything that wasn't python. We broke up when I went on depression meds and located some self respect.

[Anonymous No.8337381]

>>8333455
I only do this on wing night because I've been dating the same person for three years, and I didn't mock him when he managed to get cornmeal in his fucking eyebrow. People tend to relax when they like eachother.

[Anonymous No.8337387]

>>8333768
Yeah, better avoid people with disordered eating. I intermittently fasted while depressed and genuinely fucked up my intestines. It's just too much baggage and you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.8337430]

If you even notice how someone holds cutlery you are a sad person with far too much spare time

Most people eat and get on with work and other duties unlike you pretentious faggots who think cooking is impressive

[Anonymous No.8337440]

>>8337430
>If you even notice how someone holds cutlery you are a sad person with far too much spare time
when you eat lunch or dinner with other people, do you just stare down at your own plate so you don't notice how they hold their cutlery?

[Anonymous No.8337449]

>>8337440
By any chance, do you work at a McDonald's and watch customers eating in the parking lot?

[Anonymous No.8337456]

>>8337449
>do you work at a McDonald's
i actually used to work part time at one, but not anymore

[Anonymous No.8337463]

>>8337456
I guess my complaints to your manager paid off, now stop cyberstalking me!

[Anonymous No.8337538]

My only girlfriend ever was 420lbs
She broke up with me because I refused to steal food from a childs plate at a restaurant. The child was in the toilet with his parents because he was being sick and she couldn't reach his spaghetti so asked me to scoop it into her handbag before we left. I refused and after trying to reach for 5 minutes she struggled up and scooted out then texted me 'we're finished because you never support me'

I would never break someones heart over food.

[Anonymous No.8337544]

>>8337538
You owe me new sides, anon

[Anonymous No.8337553]

>>8337538
hahaha holy fuck
sorry to hear that anon
you are definitely better alone than with a person like that.

[Anonymous No.8337704]

>>8333768
>mocha mistakes

[Anonymous No.8337722]

>>8337538
>I would never break someones heart

That's kind. Good on ya'. But tell me, how many matresses and beds did you 2 break?

[Anonymous No.8337736]

>>8333768
kek
as a bulimianon, the breath smelling like sick is hard to cover up
sounds like youve been with quite a few women with personality disorders, and their food problems were just a manifestation of their personality, poor parenting and some other factors in early life lead to this. i would know as i have walked that path in the past.
remember to tell yourself that you were not the one at fault in those conflicts. that sort of black and white splitting behaviour is impossible to understand from the outside. you were not solely at fault now. im gonna go eat some shit

[Anonymous No.8337745]

>>8335194
perscribcian :DDDD

[Anonymous No.8337750]

>>8332374
hardly autistic, there/their/they're is basic English grammar

[Anonymous No.8337757]

>>8329548
I hate him so fucking much and I hate you for posting this clown.

[Anonymous No.8337788]

>>8337430
>Most people eat and get on with work and other duties unlike you pretentious faggots who think cooking is impressive

???

[Anonymous No.8337794]

>>8335240

That would explain a lot, actually.

[Anonymous No.8337892]

>>8337736

Thanks for saying that, anon. I remember when those relationships ended I beat myself up a bit over them.. What did I do wrong? What could I had done differently? etc. I'm most certainly not perfect myself and I don't expect the people in my life to be perfect themselves. In those cases, it was a long mental road towards realizing that it wasn't totally my fault. And it wasn't really their fault either as you can't just go and turn off how you feel. Life is complicated and all of that.

But reflecting on those girl's eating habits did help me realize, as you said, their overall personality and how their eating choices reflected their personality. And also how that affected our relationships. Like with the second girl, it's not surprising that she'd suddenly flip and start to dislike me for the things that she used to like given that she similarly held conflicting ideas about her diet (the eating pizza or donuts but not bread bread because lol gluten). It was just how her mind worked, I guess.

[Anonymous No.8337919]

>>8337736

Thanks for saying that, anon. I remember when those relationships ended I beat myself up a bit over them.. What did I do wrong? What could I have done differently? etc. I'm most certainly not perfect myself and I don't expect the people in my life to be perfect themselves. In those cases, it was a long mental road towards realizing that it wasn't totally my fault. And it wasn't really their fault either as you can't just go and turn off how you feel. Life is complicated and all of that.

But reflecting on those girl's eating habits did help me realize, as you said, their overall personality and how their eating choices reflected their personality. And also how that affected our relationships. Like with the second girl, it's not surprising that she'd suddenly flip and start to dislike me for the things that she used to like given that she similarly held conflicting ideas about her diet (the eating pizza or donuts but not bread bread because lol gluten). It was just how her mind worked, I guess.

[Anonymous No.8337948]

>>8337001
It's scanned before it's transcribed and the two digital copies are cross-checked by a computer to produce a "perfect" copy.

It's a fucked system but that's what you get when your clients insist on handwritten essays and everyone in charge of the journals/textbooks have degrees in medicine and not journalism. At least it's mainly surgeons who pull the handwriting shit "to keep their wrists nimble" like they don't know what fucking arthritis is.

Sorry for going off topic, have the crabcake sandwich I made for dinner as an apology. You don't have to worry about holding your fork like a dumbass when you have a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8338001]

>>8334750
Mine's held up by steel. You'll learn about it when you hit the 18th century.

[Anonymous No.8338113]

>>8333768
holy shit the automated messaging machine girl who hated the things she used to love about you...

she might be borderline. I dated a girl just like that, she idealized me to shit then immediately had nothing but indifference. After 3 years, suddenly nothing.

[Anonymous No.8338128]

>>8337321
The precision grip is one of the hallmarks of humanity. You are literally sub-human if you can't use it properly.

[Anonymous No.8338132]

>>8327559
>holding a fork in his right hand

hmm yes I agree that is pretty disgusting

[Anonymous No.8338137]

>>8338128
>tfw you were born early and had developmental issues with handwriting and fine motor skills
>tfw you write like shit and have trouble using chopsticks properly
>tfw you want to practice medicine but don't think you should be trusted with fine surgical skills so your options are very limited
>THAT
>FEEL
>WHEN

It's not a good one, senpai. Being born early also probably fucked with my brain development and gave me a touch of the 'tism.

[Anonymous No.8338278]

>>8338001
held up by steel.

Yeah, because you live in one of those soulless apartment tenements called eurohousing, where you get to smell your neighbors cabbage and beet soup, as well as hear their frisky shenanigans at night through your paper thin walls.

Those exist in 'murrica too, but you've probably heard of white trash and watermelon lovers, the only ones who grace those filthy rattraps.

You live in a grey, grey world, my friend.

[Anonymous No.8338429]

>>8333862
Is your name Jordan?

[Anonymous No.8338437]

>>8328195
The kitchen, bitch had escaped and I had to shackle her back to the radiator.

[Anonymous No.8338471]

>>8338128
I'm fine, really, I just have shaky balance and hand-eye coordination from a weirdly long bout of meningitis. I draw quite well and eventually picked up using chopsticks normally, but it takes concentration. Do I really have to give up my stabilizing middle finger joint to not deal with your shit?

>>8338137
I understand. It's no good at all.

[Anonymous No.8338479]

Nah fuck your petty manners

[Anonymous No.8338487]

>>8338479
And that's /thread ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.8338506]

>>8329637
What? They eat SPAM with their pinkies up, no joke.

[Anonymous No.8338528]

Wasn't the only thing that made us break up but my ex had a weird way of eating that was revolting. It was like watching a starving but dainty animal eat. He would constantly buy sweet and sour chicken with the sauce on the side, dip in the individual pieces so they were oozing with sauce, and then do this anxious nibble where he would take as many bites of the tiny piece of chicken as possible. Followed by sucking and slurping the sauce off of his fingers, obviously. He also would always order cheese steaks when we went out to this one restaurant, and bit into it from the middle, ensuring a constant flow of meat drippings and runny cheese getting all over his face and hands. Of course, he would lick it off of himself in public.

He was also extremely controlling about how I ate. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.8338727]

>>8338528
>CHEESE STEAKS
WAT

[Anonymous No.8338730]

>>8327980
/pol/ did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.8338987]

>in company
>eat like Herr Knigge himself

>alone at home
>eat like a pig

[Anonymous No.8339041]

>>8338528
you were in the right, that's fucking gross

[Anonymous No.8339053]

>>8337387
>Fasting fucked up my intestines

Silly murrican.

[Anonymous No.8339073]

>>8327627
derailing shill detected

[Anonymous No.8339083]

>>8327584
>He was bending down like he was getting onto a chopping block
He sounds like a winner, you should've married him.

[Anonymous No.8339774]

>>8333448
Ordering burgers at restaurants is a pain. I usually like grabbing a bunch of fries and stuffing them into my mouth when I eat but at restaurants I go as far as eating them with my fork

[Anonymous No.8339794]

>>8333448

You wouldn't use a knife and fork to eat a burger and chips when dining out?

Degeneracy has reached new levels.

[Anonymous No.8339818]

>>8338727
The sandwich

[Anonymous No.8339833]

>>8334949
That's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.8339936]

>>8327559
My ex had been bragging about her cooking and said she was gonna cook me spaghetti. She started off by putting thawed ground beef that was still frozen in the middle into a pot full of water along with the spaghetti. Worst spag I've ever had, but the sex was good, so I stayed with her for months after that.

[Anonymous No.8339941]

>>8339794
I'm sorry, but can I get a few /thread-a-roonies on this?

[Anonymous No.8340048]

>>8339833
If it was practical, it wouldn't be an affluence signal.

[Anonymous No.8340097]

>>8334477

interesting digits, but, could you fucking have included some silverware in your picture of hands showing how to hold silverware?

[Anonymous No.8340604]

>>8333791
>>eating food quickly seems to be the most important thing, that I get criticized for being slow and actually tasting my food
how fucking stupid are you that you have to take a deliberate amount of time to taste your food properly you fucking fetus

[Anonymous No.8340768]

>>8340604

[Anonymous No.8341041]

>>8340097
I think it's a parody of gang signs.

[Anonymous No.8342473]

>>8341041
I saved it ages ago from a similar thread, I think it was just some anon taking the piss.

[Anonymous No.8342485]

>>8327566
If you have a degree and are so professional and senier finance why can't you learn the difference between their, there and they're after kindergarten?

[Anonymous No.8342535]

>>8327559
hello i am a nigger
what is the ghost in picture have in its hand?
what is the thing made of?
as a nigger i do not know of such things
but i have a big penis
my clan elders tell me africa will be first in space with big penis in a thousand years or so
things change, come and go
but big penis is forever
when you have big penis you don't need plumbing, electricity, clean water, heat or housing that can resist rain and gusts of wind
big penis is best
big penis is most important
i am an african nigger

[Anonymous No.8342542]

>>8335246
>>8340604
Found the faggots who shovel HFCS & salt mush into their face.

[Anonymous No.8343661]

>>8327559
i hold utensils like that, it's more convenient.

[Anonymous No.8344145]

>>8343661
That's how I hold a screwdriver or a hammer, not a fork.

[Anonymous No.8344218]

>>8339936

I'm impressed you managed to keep your mouth shut, I'd probably would just have gone "no, that's wrong, you fucked up".

Then again, I most certainly woulnd't haven gotten laid, so good on ya.

[Anonymous No.8344461]

>>8339053
Yeah, but it wasn't dieting or one of those retarded cleanses. I don't feel hunger, so eating was just another chore that went by the wayside. I regret it now, of course.

[Anonymous No.8344864]

>>8330466
"human being" is only for lefthand grip when you're cutting with a knife. "Drummer" is standard righthand grip for everything else.

Only ridiculous britbongs try to scoop food on the backside of a fork like a retarded child

[Anonymous No.8346521]

>>8344864
It's acceptable to scoop small food like peas if you don't have the patience.

[Anonymous No.8346531]

>>8344864
>"human being" is only for lefthand grip when you're cutting with a knife.

You don't switch hands when cutting with the knife. Knife always in left hand. Fork always in right.

>Only ridiculous britbongs try to scoop food on the backside of a fork like a retarded child

You could rotate the fork so the tines face the other way but still maintain the same grip.

[Anonymous No.8346536]

>>8346531
>Knife always in left hand. Fork always in right.
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.8346541]

>>8346536

you have no table manners.

[Anonymous No.8346542]

>>8346541

actually I remember reading here a while back that there are different standards taught.

If I remember correctly, the European standard is to never switch hands, whereas the American version actually instructs you to switch hands.

[Anonymous No.8346551]

>>8346531
>Knife always in left hand. Fork always in right.
the other way around, actually. when eating with fork and knife, the left hand holds the fork and the right hand holds the knife. always. no laying down the knife and switching the fork hand, ever

[Anonymous No.8346553]

>>8328040

Go white Knight autism elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.8346564]

>>8329470
>Gets offended
>he holds his fork like this

Change or end it.

[Anonymous No.8346565]

>>8337430
My brother used to hold his fork in the right hand and knife in the left. He wouldn't cut with the knife either, he'd just sort of stab and tear the food. I couldn't NOT notice it.

[Anonymous No.8347543]

1. Went on a date with a walking porpoise.
>took her out for dinner
>browse menu together
>"I don't like fish"
>tfw first and last date

Is it just me, or is it a universal truth that big girls don't like seafood?

2. Italian ex-gf (Italian first language, parents from Italy, etc...)
>ate nothing but Italian food
>she and her parents sucked at cooking
>parents incredibly well-off; bought most expensive cuts of beef
>well-done and worse

But fuck, her nonni's sausages (fresh, dry, sott'olio, etc...) were GOAT. My greatest regret is not getting the recipe.

[Anonymous No.8347555]

>>8347543
That's what you get for dating fatties.

[Anonymous No.8347572]

>>8327566

Are these senior level finance positions and Chucky Cheese?

[Anonymous No.8347610]

>>8344864

The German style of eating is fork in left hand, knife in right hand. A number of American spies in WW2 were caught by the Germans because they didn't know this. Pretty amazing that they went to all the trouble of being fool-proof fluent in German and learning all the different things they needed to blend in; and they get fucked on a very odd technicality that they somehow didn't know about.

[Anonymous No.8347626]

>>8347610
reminds me of that scene in inglorious basterds with the three fingers. seems not so unrealistic, after all

[Anonymous No.8347644]

>>8347610
hmm. I am not german but I do this. How odd.

[Anonymous No.8347709]

>>8331653
Lower class brits don't do it. They sit down at exactly 6pm, and shovel down their baked beans and eggs in between slurps of sugary milk tea with their fork in their right hand, then disperse at exactly 6:10pm.

[Anonymous No.8347731]

>>8347626
Say auf Wiedersehento your Nazi balls
Kek every time

[Anonymous No.8347742]

>>8347709
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.8347749]

>>8347610
>>8347644

Fuck I do this too and I'm not german either, that being said I still love germany
thanks again for the cheap booze you guys!

[Anonymous No.8347767]

>>8337430
>you are a sad person with far too much spare time
This is such a limp dick argument.

I see it all the time, for various subjects.

"Whoah, don't care about this subject at ur desk with ur reference book and horn rimmed glasses! Stop studying things that make me feel insecure because you have no life! Stop looking at me through your snooty monocle, you loser! This is a free country, it says so in the constipation, do sum research!"

I mean, what the hell.

[Anonymous No.8347774]

Maybe they care less about needless etiquette and enjoy not getting food in their clothes? Nah, let's be petty dicks.

[Anonymous No.8347777]

>>8347767
Wow, looks like someone hit a nerve.

[Anonymous No.8347785]

>>8335283
>>8335448
>>8335791
While these are pretty nice pieces of craftsmanship, you shouldn't need a steak knife to eat steak.

If you can't get tender meat, better to make stews out of what you can get, rather than try to chew it dry.

[Anonymous No.8347788]

>>8347777
Nothing personal, kid.

*blows smoke rings*

[Anonymous No.8347790]

>>8347610
Britain is this too.
Only seppos are uncivilised.

[Anonymous No.8347808]

What is even happening in this thread

[Anonymous No.8348561]

>>8336114

You should have known something was wrong when she was too stupid to get a pair of scissors in the first place.

[Anonymous No.8348615]

Learning as a child, you use a fork, spoon etc before you learn to use a knife and fork together. Fork goes in dominant (right) hand. Even as an adult, plenty of dishes don't require a knife, so the fork defaults to the dominant hand. When the knife comes in, I never saw any reason to switch the hand my fork goes in, so my knife goes in my free (left hand). Doing otherwise seems counterintuitive to me.

[Anonymous No.8348633]

>>8327559

>want to fuck coworker
>forced to work with her for months alone
>we fuck
>keep fucking
"Herr we should go out instead of staying in all the time."
>go out to dinner
>food comes
>she cuts all of her food into exact shapes
>eats super slowly, gasps after every bite for some reason
>think nothing of it "she's just weird"
>go out to breakfast next morning
>she orders bagel with lox
>spends 45 minutes picking said lox into super teeny tiny pieces then decorating her bagel with them
>"ehhhhh my cream cheese got warm i cant eat this"
>go up and left without saying a word 30 miles from where she lived
>ignore her calls for the rest of the weekend
>go back to work on Monday, both act like nothing happened between us

[Anonymous No.8349802]

>>8337321
But that's the correct answer way to hold a pen