Iron Chef /ck/

[Fukui San No.8324958]

Thirteen years ago, a man's fantasy became reality in a form never seen before, a giant image board called 4chan. The motivation for spending his youth to create 4chan was to encounter new, original memes which could be called true autistic creations.

To realize his dream he selected the top shitposters of various styles and he named his men Anonymous. The Invincible men of basement dwelling skills.

4chan is the arena where Anonymous await the challenges of Redditors from around the world. Both Anonymous and challenger have 300 replies to tackle the meme of the day using all their cynicism, divisiveness & ridicule.

They're to prepare autistic shitposts never seen before. And if ever a challenger wins over Anonymous, he or she will gain the people's butthurt and flame forever.

The heat will be on!

[Fukui San No.8324962]

I am your announcer Kenji Fukui and as always I am joined by our commentator Dr. Yukio Hattori. How are ya today doc? That's great but the Chairman is about to reveal today's theme ingredient.

>DABSU!
>If my memory serves me correctly there is a saying in the /b/ district of 4chan that goes "roll for dubs" So remember.. "roll for dubs"

There you have it. First reply with a dubs gets to choose the theme ingredient in today's battle for the rest of /ck/ to post their original creations to be judged by our panel of neckbeards.

>ALLEZ CUISINE!

[DESU No.8325040]

>>8324958
Tonkatsu for theme ingredient

Also posting best Iron Chef

[Fukui San No.8325083]

>>8325040
no arguments on Sakai but you'll have to roll again

[Anonymous No.8325114]

I'll roll for soylent.

[Anonymous No.8325123]

>>8324962
dubs didn't originate on /b/.
the ingredient is 'go 'za

[Anonymous No.8325144]

Ebin, simply eric

[Fukui San No.8325200]

>>8325123
but they do say it a lot there.

[DESU No.8325202]

>>8325040
re-rollin'

OP was a cool guy today

[Anonymous No.8325206]

Rollin for pizza rolls

[Fukui San No.8325207]

So far we've gotten dubs twice from both myself and >>8325144 with still no theme ingredient chosen. Will this be a crushing defeat for Iron Chef Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.8325216]

>>8324962

Tea is the theme ingredient.

[Anonymous No.8325223]

Cheese.

[Anonymous No.8325229]

Habanero peppers

[Anonymous No.8325234]

W H I S K E Y

[Anonymous No.8325235]

Chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.8325239]

Peanut Butter

[Anonymous No.8325240]

>>8325200
right now dubs have a higher board culture significance on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.8325247]

>>8325206

reroll

[Anonymous No.8325248]

Kangaroo

[Anonymous No.8325252]

>>8325240
the secret ingredient should clearly be topkeks

[Anonymous No.8325255]

penis is the secret ingredient

[Anonymous No.8325267]

>>8325255
WINRAR

[Fukui San No.8325273]

The Secret Ingredient is...
PI-NA-SU

[Fukui San No.8325281]

[Anonymous No.8325287]

Penis Stew
Scald the penis, then drain and clean
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

[Anonymous No.8325376]

Roll for testicles to be added too

[Anonymous No.8325531]

>>8325287
Congratulations! I was going to take a pic and post the next time I went to the asian market, but I only get up there once a month. Good job.

[Anonymous No.8325642]

>>8325255
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.8327031]

TAKUSAN

[Anonymous No.8327037]

>>8325207
I call potatoes to be the ingredient.

[Anonymous No.8327040]

Walrus meat for the ingredient

[Anonymous No.8327041]

First they complain that /ck/ is shit, then they ask penis to be a main ingredient. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.8327133]

>>8327031
It's Fukui-san you poser fuck.

[Anonymous No.8327892]

>>8327041
>fuck me

That's not really a creative use for the secret ingredient tbqh

[Anonymous No.8327900]

>>8327892

[Anonymous No.8328136]

Like the movie Superbad says, all the ebst food are shaped like dicks so it should be easy to substitute penis in them.

I unironically would try a penis corn dog if it was offered to me at the fair.

[Anonymous No.8328159]

>>8328136
SWEDEN YES

[Anonymous No.8328160]

>>8325040

[Anonymous No.8328165]

>>8324962
beans

[Anonymous No.8328464]

>>8324958
that's a big apple what kind is it

[Anonymous No.8328752]

>>8328464
Yella Peppa

[Anonymous No.8328760]

>>8324958
rolling

this is nice thread

[Anonymous No.8328777]

Ketchup

[Anonymous No.8329035]

Thinly slice and fry the penis in strips. Use resulting dick bacon as delicious replacement in bacon-themed dishes.

[Anonymous No.8329047]

>>8328777
>>8328777
winrar

[Anonymous No.8329240]

>>8329035
Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.8330065]

>>8328777
Ketchup Chips

Ingredients
2 Tbsp butter or coconut oil
2 Tbsp sugar
2 Tbsp tomato paste
4 tsp white vinegar
½ tsp smoked paprika (or regular paprika)
½ tsp salt
¼ tsp onion powder
¼ tsp garlic powder
12 cups thinly sliced potato

1. In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Whisk in sugar, tomato paste, vinegar, smoked paprika, salt, onion powder and garlic powder. Cook, whisking constantly, until sugar is dissolved, about 1 minute.

2. In large bowl, toss potato slices with tomato mixture to coat. Spread coated potato on large parchment paper-lined rimmed baking sheet.

3. Bake in 300°F oven, turning over once, until coating is dry to the touch, 15 to 18 minutes. Let cool on pan for 10 minutes to crisp.

[Anonymous No.8330083]

poop

[Anonymous No.8330141]

Dignity