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[Anonymous No.8322578]

Here it is my brothers, never again will I wake up the next day to a flat soda. It was a moment of autistic zen that delivered me this inspired idea, tonight we drink to accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.8322587]

this will make it go flat quicker tho

because of air filling the empty space and pressurizing quick the bottle has to expand even more with carbonation

[Anonymous No.8322590]

>>8322587
not if I wrap it up in rubber bands it won't

I'll check on it in the morning to see if the air pocket expands I guess

[Anonymous No.8322591]

Fantastic post

[Anonymous No.8322596]

>>8322578
The reason new soda doesn't decarbonate is because the pressure inside is high enough that the carbon dioxide can't turn into a gas. If you do that to your bottle, the material the bottle is made of is going to try to return to its original shape, which creates a suction inside the bottle, lowering the pressure. What your doing actually makes your drink decarbonate faster, unless you somehow managed to apply even and constant pressure on the outside of the bottle to keep it crushed up like that.

[Anonymous No.8322601]

>>8322596
*what you're doing

Also, i suggest you try pumping the bottle up with a tire pump instead of removing the air in the bottle. Also, keeping your drink really cold slows down the decarbonation.

[Anonymous No.8322982]

>tfw when to intelligent to drink pop