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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>A 16 year old girl is better at cooking than Jack
LOL

>> No.8316890

They're about equal.

>> No.8316891

>>8316885
All you have to do to be a better cook then jack is follow basic instructions.

>> No.8318445

Link u faeg

>> No.8318449
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8318449

>A girl with cerebral palsy is better at cooking than Jack

>> No.8318456

>>8318449
:c

>> No.8318507

>>8318449
I laughed and felt bad at the same time

>> No.8318510

>>8316885
link pls

>> No.8318533

>>8318449
Charisse is best

>> No.8318537

Aggie should wear darker clothes. It contrasts nicely with her pale skin.

>> No.8318551

sauce pls

>> No.8318570
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8318570

>A stupid alcoholic is better at cooking than Jack
LOL

>> No.8318637

>>8316891
Didn't work for me.

>> No.8318674

>>8318449
She's a genuinely nice girl, chatted with her for a bit last year.

>> No.8319806

>>8316885
sauce plz

>> No.8319840

my cat is a better cook than Jack and that little bitch eats raw mice

>> No.8319895

>>8319806
That's agatha, some turbo autist /r9k/'s obsessed with.

>> No.8319901

>>8318449
>>8318674
She seems like a total sweetheart

>> No.8319914

>>8318449
QTP2T

>> No.8319954

>>8319895
Linku

https://youtu.be/a5KuBol1Ykc

>> No.8319976

>>8319954
Leaps and bounds better than Jack.

>> No.8319999
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8319999

Are gifrecipes better than Jack?

>> No.8320071

>>8318674
talk about this more

>> No.8320084

>>8319999
These gifs are purposely bad right? If they aren't that looks disgusting.
checked too

>> No.8320092

>>8319999
That made me moist

>> No.8320094

>>8320084
>someone actually gets paid to make these stupid short clips that get reshared on social media

>> No.8320102

>>8319999
>italian seasoning

kek

>> No.8320112

>>8320084
>bread, cheese, and pasta looks DISGUSTING
":?

>> No.8320123

>>8318449

She's also a better person in general. She's truly handicapable.

>> No.8320206

>>8320071
I asked her if she wanted decaf

>> No.8320220

>>8319999
LOL CHEESE XD

God I hate those gifs.

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>>8319999
>dude cheese lmao

>> No.8320302

>>8319999
what the fuck is "Italian seasoning"?

>> No.8320317

>>8320302
its something like luxemburgian seasoning

>> No.8320640
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8320640

>>8320302
A mix of basil, oregano, rosemary, and thyme sold in most major grocery stores as a generic "Italian taste" powder.

>> No.8320750

>>8316885
>>8318449
They're both very sweet and tough cookies.

>> No.8321012

>>8319999
This kills the man.

>> No.8321037

>>8316885
>better than Jack at cooking
I'm honestly unsure as to whether it is feasible to conceive of a lower bar to pass.

>> No.8321039

>>8320302
ah yes let me pretend to have never ever heard of a seasoning blend before

>> No.8321045

>>8316885
Get your fucking shit out of here. Further proof that jackposters are board tourists.

>> No.8321071

>>8318570
source? i want to watch gopro youtube vids of a drunkard making food.

>> No.8321078

>>8321037
I can.
It's called /ck/.

>> No.8321084

>>8321078
this

imagine the least common denominator on any board on 4chan. think about /fit/. who benefits the most from posting on /fit/? skeletons. weak, uninitiated, misinformed skeletons. /those/ people are who prop up 4chan. people who know fuckall about anything. same thing with /a/ or /tv/. entry-level retards far and wide.

i would wager that the majority of /ck/ cannot cook worth a damn.

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8321127

Would even Jack sink this low?

>> No.8321132

>>8318449
Someone post her with her special friend, Ian.

>> No.8321140

>>8319999
Why is the milk added in 2 batches?

>> No.8321172

>>8321127
This is legit retarded

>> No.8321322

>>8319954
do young jap girls like have to always be cute?

>> No.8321382

>>8319954
Why are the chicks who make these videos of them eating giant portions always super thin.
I want to believe that it's an exercise or metabolism thing, but i'm guessing that chances are, its a bulimia thing.

>>8321322
Bruh, shes white (or maybe half) but shes got the whole cute japan aesthetic thing going on.

>> No.8321392

>>8319954
little culture will be the downfall of western civ.

>> No.8321396

>>8321322
she is 100% Jewish (and proud!)

>> No.8321419

>>8321127
What the fuck is the point of this?
Maybe if corn didnt have a cob, but yeah, this is dumb.

>> No.8321481

>>8319999
>starts kneading dough
>stoppedwatchingthere
Even the obsession with bacon and cheese I let slide but fucking bread with bread...

>>8321127
This is a shit dish but at least it was prepared and cooked well. The same can never be said of Jack.

>> No.8321508

>>8321039
dude they actually aren't a thing in most of the world...

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>>8318449
DON'T POST HER HERE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8321550

>>8321084
the majority of /ck/ posts in fastfood threads so I see what you're basing this on, however I would STILL put even that above the level of jack's cookingn skill.

if you told any random person on /ck/ to batter and fry a corn dog, for instance, I believe over half the time they couldn't fuck it up as bad as he did, and so on average would be better than jack.

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>>8321127
dumb as fuck
but here's the recipe: all jacked up

>literally throw the cob into the pot of boiling water, splashing it everywhere and burning yourself in the process
>retrieve the cob and—while still soaking wet, and without drying it—slather it clumsily in cream cheese applied with a fork
>lay out the wonderbread, arrange american cheese slices overtop
>using the same tongs you lifted the cob out of the water with, grab the cream-cheesy cob and awkwardly lift it over to the bread
>the dripping cob slips out of the togns and lands at an awkward angle on the bread and american cheese, splatting watery cream cheese everywhere
>poke at the cob until it is properly aligned
>dump Jack's Special Salsa™ overtop of the cob
>clumsily attempt to wrap the bread and cheese
>the bread is falling apart
>ignore this
>add 5 to 8 heaping tablespoons of sugar to a tub of Becel
>try to mix it in; too stiff, splash sugar everywhere
>microwave the tub briefly
>try to mix it, again
>slather the dilapidated breadcob in this liquid buttersugar mixture
>lift it with tongs into a cold pan
put it on the stove
>turn on the stove
>blacken one side of the butterbread salsacob
>cheese is leaking out everywhere into the pan and burning
>keep trying to roll the salty cheese sugarcob
>fire alarm goes off
>lift the finished greasecob out of the pan with the tongs again and plate it.
>let it cool down.
>keep letting it cool down.
>allow the oil to congeal, wait until it is below room temperature.
>lift it to your mouth, extend your tongue all the way out, deepthroat the wisconsin fiestacob with your tongue extended all the way out as if to tickle a set of imaginary balls
>gag, choke, and cough with the cob still in your mouth, spraying salsa, cream cheese and chunks of bread everywhere.

WALA

>> No.8321609

dumb frogposter

>> No.8321672

>>8321322
At least try to watch the video before replying to it.

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>>8321605
beautiful