/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8311149]

stop pretending to be an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.8311152]

>>8311149
Bottle a day.

Wish I were pretending.

Stop spamming /pol/ memes on different boards.

[Anonymous No.8311174]

I cry every time I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.8311196]

>>8311149
hey varg quit burning churches and making gay music

[Anonymous No.8311203]

>>8311152
Can you snap out of it?

[Anonymous No.8311214]

>>8311174
You must be a hit at parties.

[Anonymous No.8311290]

>>8311152
your grammar is too precise for that to be true. whats the point in lying on an anonymous board? trying to convince yourself?

[Anonymous No.8311292]

how does one pretend to be alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.8311294]

>>8311290
Yeah dude, everyone who's an alcoholic is a sloppy retard 24/7.

[Anonymous No.8311296]

>>8311294
a bottle a day? yea you definitely would be

[Anonymous No.8311307]

>>8311296

Assuming this isn't a troll, which is a stretch, you would be surprised at how quickly tolerance builds. Start off with a couple of beers a night, then a six pack, then a bottle of wine, then a bottle of wine and a couple of beers, then move to half a bottle of gin and some beer, and before you know it it is shockingly easy to drink a bottle a day.

The turning point for me was realising a drink would get rid of a hangover / groggy feeling the next day so you end up starting earlier and earlier.

We aren't talking necking it in an hour (well, not for me at least), if you start at 3pm or so and keep drinking until midnight it is easily doable.

I never felt completely shitfaced unless I hadn't eaten or drank it very quickly. It was more maintaining a buzz throughout the evening. I was functional throughout my 6 months of this, never missed work / family occasions / seeing friends etc. Lived alone so no one knew, or if they did they never said anything.