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[Anonymous No.8305376]

Signs you're at a good restaurant

[Anonymous No.8305385]

dairy queen has those but dairy queen is fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.8305388]

>>8305376
Pic related

[Anonymous No.8305397]

The waiter speaks english (wheter Br. or Am.)

[Anonymous No.8306443]

Real answers:

Small menu
"Chef's specials" actually change
Menu isn't laminated paper
Glass cups
Cloth napkins
Candles on tables
Decor that isn't outdated or irrelevant
Happy waiters/waitresses

This is really only applying to expensive restaurants though.

[Anonymous No.8306449]

>>8306443
>chef's special
Literally when they just need to get rid of shit that is going to go bad soon.

[Anonymous No.8306450]

>>8305385
If I may be so bold, what's with your discrimination against Dairy Queen, sir?

[Anonymous No.8306576]

>>8306450
the one here only has teenager employees and they take 10+ minutes to make a mini blizzard. also the food is bland and most of the times cold.

[Anonymous No.8306594]

[Anonymous No.8306602]

>wood/brick oven pizza

[Anonymous No.8306603]

>>8306443
>Glass cups
so, uh, glasses?

[Anonymous No.8306607]

>>8305376
When the owner greets you like family.

[Anonymous No.8306609]

>>8305376
How about the food is good?

[Anonymous No.8306614]

>>8306443
>Small menu
>"Chef's specials" actually change

Menu is seasonal, or even better, daily.

[Anonymous No.8306615]

Whenever I go somewhere "good" I steal dishes, silverware, salt and pepper shakers, other condiments, Parmesan cheese, fabric napkins, packaged butter, jam, coffee creamers, crackers, and whatever else I can get away with. Its much easier than traditional shoplifting, and almost zero chance of getting called out on it.
Always pay with cash, not a credit card! Anonymous should already know this. Hit & run, never return, or wait at least several months.

[Anonymous No.8306623]

>>8306449
Not all the time. One place I worked at, the specials always consisted of seasonal stuff from local farms. They were also always, without question, the best thing you could order (also the most expensive).

[Anonymous No.8306644]

>>8306615
why don't you just take the fucking chairs while your at it

[Anonymous No.8306652]

>>8306615
Wait, they let niggers in places other then buffets?

[Anonymous No.8306658]

>>8306615
>Whenever I go somewhere "good"

Nice quotes. Can we assume TGI Friday's or Applebees are your definition of "good"?

[Anonymous No.8306663]

>>8306603
I felt like saying "glass cups" would make my point more understandable.

People would immediately think of plastic cups.

[Anonymous No.8306683]

>>8306663
english is not my first language, but wouldn't be something like "actual drinking glasses" more natural?

[Anonymous No.8306707]

>>8306683
People sometimes use the term "glass" regardless of the material.

[Anonymous No.8306714]

>>8306615
I used to steal silverware as a joke. Throw it in my mom's purse and see how much stuff I can cram in there before she noticed. Once left with full service for 5.

Now, I'll just steal cool looking beer glasses from pubs. Truly fun.

[Anonymous No.8306725]

small menu
seasonal
local fish/meats

if i look up the place and it doesnt meet these criteria i usually wont bother

if the waiters arent enthusiastic enough to hold conversation about the menu im unlikely to go back

[Anonymous No.8306849]

>>8305376
A good restaurant would not serve ketchup at all, except homemade

[Anonymous No.8306885]

>>8305397
Haha bitch you can't even spell English

[Anonymous No.8307005]

>>8305376
A clean restroom.

[Anonymous No.8307142]

>>8306443
>Happy waiters/waitresses
They're never happy anon, they just have to pretend to be.