al/ck/ohlic thread

[Anonymous No.8298640]

QUITTING TONIGHT BOYS edition

1x bottle wild irish
1x 25oz rolling rock
1x more in the fridge
then i'm done forever indefinitely my dudes
cigs too, sick of coughing every day

whatchu drinkin tonight?

whats your favorite drinkin music? tonight for me its titus andronicus

god dammit i'm gonna miss it but holy fuck i'm gonna do it

[Anonymous No.8298663]

>>8298640
GOD DAMMIT I KNOW ILL BE BACK BUT FUCK ME RIGHT IM QUITTIN FOR NOW YOU KNOW?

[Anonymous No.8299415]

>christmas break is just around the corner
fuck im gonna get wasted every day boys i swear it

[Anonymous No.8299453]

it's my birthday today
guess what i'm gonna do

[Anonymous No.8299476]

HOW THE FUCK do people sleep without alcohol? Laying in bed and my brain won't shut the hell up. It's bourbon time

[Anonymous No.8299567]

>>8299476
How do you even manage to keep alcohol in your house without drinking it? I can't be anywhere near the stuff, I have no self control.

[Anonymous No.8300005]

Lads I want a drink but I know I'll get it in the neck if I do

[Anonymous No.8300024]

>>8299476

By being active during the day so you're actually tired when you go to bed. Get up, do some physical activity.

[Anonymous No.8300028]

So how do you al/ck/ies handle thanksgiving? I normally just fill a hip flask with whatever whiskey I've got lying around and drain it within an hour.

[Anonymous No.8300045]

>>8300028
I normally handle it by not being American. Makes it a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.8300056]

>>8300028

The wine normally served with the meal is enough to keep me going. Once the meal is over & social obligations are handled then the real drinking can resume.

[Anonymous No.8300062]

I'm guessing crazy Smirnoff guy finally kicked the bucket. Haven't seen him in a while.

Shame.

[Anonymous No.8300080]

I need to quit drinking but I go through wd. I start at 5 and continue through the night. I don't get like sloppy drunk though.Guessing thanksgiving and holidays wont be the best time to try to stop. Just need to reduce

[Anonymous No.8300094]

>>8300080
Having to go to social gatherings where alcohol is everywhere is a quitting alcoholics worst nightmare.

[Anonymous No.8300232]

Just turned 21, what should be the first drink I order/alcohol I purchase? I've already made Tequila Sunrises and Gin Fizzs when I was younger and liked both.

[Anonymous No.8300235]

>>8298640
No you're not. If you were really going to quit, you'd quit without this one last hurrah bullshit. Don't lie to yourself bitch.

[Anonymous No.8300276]

>>8298640
>1x bottle wild irish
>1x 25oz rolling rock
>1x more in the fridge
>then i'm done forever indefinitely my dudes

It doesn't work that way. You have to quit slowly over time. Or you have to sub out for other GABA agonists like benzodiapams.

Try to cut your drinking in half tonight then in half again two nights from now until you get down to one drink a night. Then quit completely.

[Anonymous No.8300281]

Polished off a handle last night.
Done for at least two days, hopefully more. I need to give my stomach and liver a break.
Taking my prescriptions more now so hopefully that'll keep me occupied.

[Anonymous No.8300318]

>>8300232
Rum and coke

[Anonymous No.8300337]

>>8298640
Drinking beer non-stop until Friday evening when I'm due back at work. Fuck Thanksgiving, fuck my family, I just wanna get wasted, order Chinese food delivery and play xbox. Shut out the rest of the world.

Listening to Saigon rock n soul.

[Anonymous No.8300342]

Been sober 3 days but my old friend is coming back to town for thanksgiving. Going to get some Seagram's VO and get shitfaced. It's real hard to be sober in this season but I'm going to try and limit it to only special occasions and holidays. That means no drinking home alone.

[Anonymous No.8300613]

i have been sober for 10 days but in about 48 hours i am going to have the house all to myself and i am going to drink vodka and beer and smoke a big ol joint. i am looking forward to it, guys...

[Anonymous No.8300677]

>genuinely can't tell if these threads are trolling or serious most of the time

its like reading the 'gorilla warfare' copypasta a hundred times but swapping the fanciful claims of physical prowess with drinking stamina

[SuccMann No.8300688]

>>8300232
>being american
>being unable to purchase alcohol until you're TWENTY ONE

[Anonymous No.8300699]

>>8300688
It's not like you can't get it or it isn't absolutely everywhere

[Anonymous No.8300708]

Quitting both at once sounds crazy but works out in the long run.

From my (indirect) experience, the need for cigarettes blots out any other craving.

Not gonna lie to you, 3 months down the line you'll want to test the waters and see if you can drink without hurting yourself. The answer is no.

P.S. I'm hiding the holiday booze in my closet until Thursday. History has proven I will have to go shopping again if I don't hide it.

[Anonymous No.8300719]

>>8300677
Any one of us here can speak from experience and say how very real it is. Believe me, I wish it weren't.

[Anonymous No.8300742]

Thinking of switching from beer to hard liquor in order to lose weight. I hear clear liquor is better than brown liquor but I hate the taste of it so I'm going to compromise with rye.

[Anonymous No.8300749]

>>8300719

Sad but true

[Anonymous No.8300807]

>>8300742
Continue.

[Anonymous No.8300812]

>>8300807
Continue? Ok. My dad and grandpa were both alcoholics and I'm worried that I'm going to kill myself with this shit.

[Anonymous No.8300872]

>>8300677
As an alcohol I've never read anything in these threads where I thought the person was lying. The stuff that makes me double take is only the curiously lightweight posts.

[Anonymous No.8300886]

>>8300342
>no drinking home alone.

That's not easy man.

[Anonymous No.8300889]

>dui
>on probation
>random alcohol tests
>still drinking

What the fuck? I thought the fear of going to jail for a probation violation would be enough to stop, but I guess not. Man this shit is powerful.

[Anonymous No.8300891]

>>8299476
Weed. Alcohol is poison.

[Anonymous No.8300956]

>>8298640
4 days sober but at 1 am last night an old friend who I've known for 16 years told me they don't want me in their life any more via text message (unrelated to drinking problem, no one knows I'm an alcoholic). I was starting to feel clearer and better but I'm pretty sure I'm buying a bottle when I finish work today to wallow in misery.

[Anonymous No.8300965]

Drinking labatt crystal and listening to the Deftones. Its been a solid evening so far.

[Anonymous No.8300979]

>>8300956
You're stronger than that Anon.
Don't do it.
I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.8300988]

>>8300956
go work-out, real hard, til you're covered in sweat and need to sleep.

Its just as exhilirating and alot healthier

[Anonymous No.8300989]

had some sober 4-5 day stints

then i realised how much ive fucked my life up and wasted s many opportunities and lost to many friends etc etc etc

then i thought about cutting my arms up again
or getting drunk
so i got drunk

[Anonymous No.8301009]

>>8298640

8 months sober. Crashed and burned with a now defunct liver and a month in rehab.

Quit now, it's easier.

[Anonymous No.8301014]

>>8300989
I'm a severe alchoholic, but I never understood that cutting thing. The drug thing, yeah. Cutting? I really don't get it. Please explain.

[Anonymous No.8301033]

>>8300891
>tfw weed doesn't help me sleep unless its combined with alcohol or benzos

Taking benzos and pot edibles tonight though for a nice 16 hour sleep after binging on kratom and alcohol for 4 days averaging 2-4hours of sleep a night.

[Anonymous No.8301041]

>>8300276
Nootropics can help with this but you will get hooked to them as well. Phenibute can get you through and once you're free from alcohol the withdrawal is much easier to handle than alcohol. Still, you have to research and plan it out first.

[Anonymous No.8301049]

>>8300812
Count calories. You'll really know the truth then. It's worth it the effort. It'll put everything in perspective.

I lift weights and have a high cardio job and still, though I pack on muscle, I don't lose fat because of the beer and bourbon I drink when I'm not at work or studying.

[Anonymous No.8301054]

>>8301014
ive always had mental problems, early abuse in my life, a lot of emotional trauma at a young age, always self harmed as a way to get through problems, when i started to do it it was a tool of punishment for myself, but it slowly changed to be something my life revolved around. had drug and alcohol problems from 13/14 onwards, serious problems with relationships and emotional regulation.
ive not cut for quite a long time now (18 months, think of it as another drug) but when i used to did it, it would be quite extreme, and because it was extreme, it would cause intense pain, and distract my mind from whatever was overwhelming me at the time, due to the pain, having to the treat the wound etc etc. it would bring a very numbing, sensation, a calm in the storm pleasurable in a way. it is very hard to explain without sounding completely batshit insane.

[Anonymous No.8301073]

>>8301054
>hard to explain

I think you did a good job explaining it. From your explanation I can see the relationship to drugs and alcohol, my bane, which I didn't before. It's another method of having an activity to distract you from the shit of the world.

Thanks for the explanation. I always wondered.

[Anonymous No.8301077]

>>8298640
11:08am at work, all I'm thinking about is getting home and getting shitfaced.

[Anonymous No.8301080]

>>8301077
Aussie?

[Anonymous No.8301086]

>>8301080
Yeah. Haven't drank in three days, but that intense feeling to get drunk is back already. It's like being horny but instead of sex it's alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8301088]

>>8300956
It is okay anon, I am your friend. Time will heal the pain very slowly. At least they had the courtesy to tell you they don't want you anymore. Don't worry, they are probably experimenting or some stupid shit and will branch out to talk to you later to tell you how dumb they are. All you have to do is wait. good luck my friend.

[Anonymous No.8301120]

>>8298640
One thing very strange for me: When I quit and try to interact with friends and aquaintences, they tell me I'm not "fun" to be around anymore. I try my best, but I have to admit they're right. I just don't have that witty turn of phrase or whimsical outlook on the world anymore. I can't joke around or even have fun. It all just seems to be a world of darkness and discomfort.

Fwiw, I've been drinking regularly for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.8301152]

>>8301014
tldr cutting/burning hurts briefly then feels really fucking good and you don't have to pay for it

[Anonymous No.8301174]

I'm pretty fucked for my 4 day weekend. My job is the only thing that keeps me from drinking 24/7. I'm really going to be feeling this bender on Monday.

[Anonymous No.8301176]

>>8300979
>>8300988

It's not gonna happen, guys. This will be a speed bump but tonight will essentially be a wake for the friendship.

>>8301088
This is it. We've had fallings out in the past but always reconnected, this is the first time I've had them, or anyone, make it patently clear that I am no longer welcome in their life. The message was really clinical. It wasn't angry or anything but it laid out points as to why I was being let go and even wished me well in the future.

It was like being fired from a friendship. Or possibly more aptly, made redundant. I don't have many friends left and this was probably the one of the few remaining I considered the closest.

It really hurt.

[Anonymous No.8301179]

I have been drinking since I was 14 years old, now for first time in my life I stopped drinking for 2 weeks, because I "used" to drink alone at least 3 times a week until I would fall asleep.

How the fuck I manage to control my impulse to buy 12 beers or a tequila every fucking time I'm out of my home?

[Anonymous No.8301189]

>>8301152
pretty much
once i run out of money again im sure ill end up going back to it

[Anonymous No.8301199]

>>8301176
sorry about your loss anon. that must be very hard to cope with, a tough pill to swallow
my thoughts are with you anon, i empathise

[Anonymous No.8301208]

>>8301152

Not to denigrate you, but this >>8301054 was a better explanation.

[Anonymous No.8301295]

>tfw got high by myself in first time in years today
>realize how much of an alcoholic I've been the past few years

god damn. I gained 50 pounds in two years once I hit 19. I was a scrawny kid, but jesus.

>tfw 800 in debt and unsure if I'll be able to pay it off before new semester, so can't my 2 day-shifts that I have currently


Only recently been getting holiday heart, too. Shit lasts a day and a half when not drinking.

[Anonymous No.8301313]

>>8301176
we are always here for you faggot.

[Anonymous No.8301913]

My ankle is sprained out of nowhere. Does drinking make your ankle seem sprained?

[Anonymous No.8301981]

>>8301913
stop sitting on your ankle you drunk ass nagger

[Anonymous No.8301992]

>>8301981
I don't sit on my ankle and you can say "nigger" here.

Sometimes I get woken up by severe cramp in my calf which makes me limp for days but this is the first time I get ankle pain.

[Anonymous No.8302007]

There's no way you faggots drink as much as you day you do. I read some guy would pound a handle of vodka per day plus beers at the end. That's 35 fucking drinks plus beers. Bullshit. Pure bullshit

[Anonymous No.8302039]

>>8301189
Working out hard, like lifting heavy weights, gives the same feeling, but it actually benefits you. No joke. I've been lifting heavy for a few years now to stop over eating and digging my nails into my arms until I bleed. You pour yourself into perfecting your form and adding weight to the bar and reveling in the pain of pushing your muscles past their limit. DOMs feel great as well. You won't be able to walk right the next day because of how sore you are. Look into it.

[Anonymous No.8302050]

>>8301992
drink more milk

[Anonymous No.8302056]

>>8301295
Go to the doctor you poor shit. You can't ignore that. You need to stop. I'm being hypocritical telling you this, but I'd stop in a heart beat if I was in your shoes. That's a wake up call. The debt isn't that bad, don't focus on it. You can pay that off while working on summer break. Get medical attention for your heart. That can kill you easy.

[Anonymous No.8302073]

>>8301992
Your hips might be tilted. I got Charlie horses in the night for a while until me tendons and muscles settled. Only years later did I realize that this was bad. That shit was out of alignment. Now I'm constantly fighting my left leg to keep it straight and it fugging hurts to get those muscles and tendons set right. My left foot keeps curling inward and even my left glute shrank compared to my right. Fix it now. Fix your sleeping position and start doing yoga with youtube videos. It'll help ya.

[Anonymous No.8302078]

>>8302007
You're wrong and don't understand alcoholism. Read up on it, ya cunt.

[Anonymous No.8302107]

>>8298640
>drinking on a weekday
It must be fun not having a job

[Anonymous No.8302159]

>>8302107
Dude, alcoholics drink everyday regardless of having work the next day.

[Anonymous No.8302171]

>>8302078
If I read up on the wiki page for alcoholism that'll be more reading than you've ever done. I can understand college idiots getting hammered over the weekend nights but even they say their body hurts after 3 days of being plastered. And they're young. There's no way 30 year old men can outdrink 20 year old men and still want to drink the next day.

[Anonymous No.8302177]

>>8302171

[Anonymous No.8302184]

>>8302177
It's ok to exaggerate, dude. Your wife does it all the time, but at least she admits it.

[Anonymous No.8302188]

>>8302184
You're right bro there's no way 30 year old heroin users can out dose casual 20 something user and still want to continue either.

[Anonymous No.8302193]

>>8302188
Heroin isn't alcohol you numbnuts, it's an opiate and opiates have an insanely rapid tolerance. There are frat dudebros I knew in college that didn't drink as much as you guys claim to. Stop lying so much or at least admit you write fiction dammit.

[Anonymous No.8302200]

>>8302171
Buddy I'm in college taking a science and math heavy course load with geology. I've read chemistry, physics, geo, and math books to the point I'm amazed my eyes don't bleed. You're a fucking pussy if you can't take the time to understand alcohol tolerance and dependency.

[Anonymous No.8302203]

>>8302193
Frat bros haven't built up tolerance for years and don't start every day with a couple of shots of hard alcohol to maintain stasis. Frat bros don't get delerium tremors or seizures when they stop drinking.

You're functionally retarded.

[Anonymous No.8302204]

>>8302193
why would being in a fraternity beat 10 years of dedicated liver annihilation? I'm not even full blown but give me a gram of cocaine and putting away 15 beers and half a bottle of whiskey in a day is doable and i'm not 25 yet

make more deadbeat friends bro

[Anonymous No.8302210]

>>8302200
Dude your such a hardass reading all those books. Maybe you should read a fucking COOKBOOK for once. I bet you eat ramen.

[Anonymous No.8302211]

>>8302204
Bro I'm a 24 year old woman and putting away a 1.75L bottle of 100 proof bourbon away in 14 hours no food is ezpz. I'm not even addicted and can easily stop without withdrawal since I normally drink about one or two beers a day.

This guy is just fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.8302216]

>>8302210
>babby's first attempt at trolling

Oh no he tried too hard and made an idiot of himself. Poor babby.

[Anonymous No.8302218]

>>8302203
4 years of constant binge drinking isn't enough? Those guys may as well be you but less harshly judged by society because they're still in college.

>>8302204
>10 years
>started drinking at 15
You must be a special case of young alcoholism where your genetics changed to allow your body to cope before you were fully grown.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're a big fat liar.

[Anonymous No.8302220]

>>8302216
>h-he hurt my feelings he's a nasty twoll!
Lmao get a life, bookworm. Tell me the last food you cooked and I'll judge whether or not you can stay on /ck/

[Anonymous No.8302222]

>>8302211
Tits or gtfo with your bullshit

[Anonymous No.8302223]

>>8302222
Bitch checkem, quads demand you show dose tiddays!

[Anonymous No.8302225]

>>8302218
I'm not even physically addicted to alcohol, I just like to read about other people's struggles to better understand them and try to give them some encouragement. You don't know about real alcoholism. You don't know about tolerance build up. You don't know how many people function on a handle a day and you've never had to live with a real alcoholic.

Basically you're just stupid. If you don't actually want to put in the effort and read up on it then you're just going to remain ignorant and retarded, you silly fuck.

This is the last (you) I'm giving you.

[Anonymous No.8302230]

>>8302222
>>8302223
Bro you're trying too hard. This is some bored high schooler shit. I haven't seen this level of newfaggotry in years.

Thanks for the nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.8302232]

Stop fucking replying to him you newfags

[Anonymous No.8302238]

I bought a mickey (375mL) of Southern Comfort out of curiosity since I've never had it before and honestly? This shit is horrible and I wanna die. What are some good recipes for this so I can get rid of it without wasting alcohol?

[Anonymous No.8302249]

>>8302238
>Southern Comfort
Mix with sweet tea or lemonade until you can tolerate it

Avoid ever buying it again

[Anonymous No.8302258]

>>8302238
just coke, SoCo is a joke

[Anonymous No.8302369]

>>8300699
Weak damage control

[Anonymous No.8302377]

>boring faggot thinks associating with inanimate objects makes him more interesting
how amazing your life must be to be this sad and pathetic, no doubt making threads on thanksgiving because youre that fucking lonely and your life is that fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.8302421]

>>8300708
i find one of the big issues when wding is blood pressure stuff for me. cigs, altho nice, send it even more mental

[Anonymous No.8302433]

Well, finally cutting out drinking every day and massively over indulging. Been drinking 2 bottles of wine a night for the past few months and this is it. Today is already dull as fuck but I don't want to kill myself and it is getting expensive.

Any tips for the boredom?

[Anonymous No.8302831]

Do AA meetings still happen on thanksgiving? There's one near me every Thursday that I've never gone to, but things have been rough recently...

[Anonymous No.8302969]

>>8302107
I have a job, and I'm a student

[Anonymous No.8302983]

>>8302433
videogames, sleep

[Anonymous No.8302998]

>>8302007
>>8302171
I know a guy who basically drank liquor all night every night after work from his late 20s to mid-30s until his doctor said his liver was getting fucked up. Don't think he was drinking 30 drinks most nights, but it was well beyond what a non-alcoholic like you or me could properly "comprehend." I can't stand drinking more than 15 drinks over about 3 days, so I see where you're coming from, but people definitely can drink a lot more than that.

[Anonymous No.8303131]

>>8298640
Cheap on sale handle of bottom shelf vodka and keystone light.

Every day.

Wish i had the willpower to quit or at least the balls to try aa. Dont want eceryone in town to know...

Oh well.

Eating better and havent put the gun in my mouth again. Yet...

[Anonymous No.8303138]

>>8299476
True story.

Meletonin by the fistfull helps a little.

Sleeping pills make me a zombie

[Anonymous No.8303149]

>>8300028
My brother-in-law threatened to kill my wife and my sister in laws.

And my wife wants me to be nice because she babysits his kids and loves them.

>threaten to kill my wife.
>have to be nice and not beat him to death with his own dick...

Leave wallet and keys at home to stay out of bar and car and free up 3rd pocket.

3 flasks of vodka and pregame.

Attempt to act sober and not slurr at Thanksgiving.

Make small talk and joke with the man i want dead the most in the world.

HAPPY THANKSMUTHERFUCKINGGIVING LADS.

[Anonymous No.8303155]

>>8300232
Shot of jack and an ultra. Repeat until waking up outside.

[Anonymous No.8303160]

>>8300276
Not having cold sweats for 2 days and possible seizures like a real man...

[Anonymous No.8303173]

>>8303131
Have you gotten a Great White Stone yet?

[Anonymous No.8303176]

>>8303149
Christ and i thought my family had issues, sure they might be druggies and drunks, but they at least love each other. Hope you can weather this shit anon.

[Anonymous No.8303405]

>>8300062
Didn't lurk enough, what's his story?

[Anonymous No.8303410]

>>8300342
>no drinking home alone.

that's the best way though

[Anonymous No.8303413]

>>8300688
>Europoors obsessed with America for all time

[Anonymous No.8303423]

>>8300889
Nope, got a dui and can't drive

might as well get drunk

[Anonymous No.8303426]

>>8303405
Dude drank like 3-4 liters of vodka a day iirc.

[Anonymous No.8303441]

>>8301179
>12 beers or a tequila every fucking time I'm out of my home?

dude, this is my problem, I can not go to a store or drive by one without stopping,

didn't have a job for 4 months once and exercised and lost a bunch of weight.

I literally am only healthy when I'm broke.

When I'm doing well it's booze and drugs all the time

[Anonymous No.8303443]

>>8300688
>unable to legally* purchase
Ftfy
It's the most commonly broken rule after speed limits

[Anonymous No.8303451]

>>8301992
drink water dude

>>8302007
There is no way you're an adult

[Anonymous No.8303456]

>>8302171
>There's no way 30 year old men can outdrink 20 year old men and still want to drink the next day.

>>that'll be more reading than you've ever
done

really dude?

[Anonymous No.8303459]

>>8302107
>not drinking at work

put on a dress already

[Anonymous No.8303463]

>>8302220

[Anonymous No.8303739]

>>8302056
just got back home and read this. I'm only 23, do you really think I could have already started developing a heart condition?

[Anonymous No.8303792]

>>8302433
Make food that takes a while. I spend a while making my lunch and my dinner and doing the dishes. After that it's some TV/video games and then sleep. I'm unemployed right now so it's hard not to drink. But nowadays when I drink enough to feel good, the next day my body will full-on reject food. I eat a bowl of soup I'll throw up twice. Drying out for a while. Unfortunately the friends are in town tonight.

[Anonymous No.8303904]

Literally no physical withdrawal symptoms whenever I stopped. Is it just that I didn't drink enough? (4-5 beers per night).

Depression usually brings me back after a few days\weeks.

[Anonymous No.8303914]

>pass the fuck out hard
>wake up disoriented after at least 8 hours sleep
>look at the clock, 1:42
>well it isn't that late, maybe I'll go outside today and buy groceries today
>get dressed still smashed from the night before and walk outside
>it's dark outside
>can't remember what day it is, what happened to yesterday
>starting your day at 1:42 in the morning
>getting drunk again and calling it a night at sunrise
>wake up at the 19:00 sunset and thinking it's a 7:00 sunrise
>what fucking day is this, where did all my rum go

[Anonymous No.8303937]

>>8303904
didn't drink enough

[Anonymous No.8303984]

>>8303904
>4-5 beers a night

That's not even over the amount recommended by the medical community. You could do that your entire life and not suffer any ill affects.

[Anonymous No.8303999]

>>8303984
That's 28-35 drinks a week.
The medical community recommends no more than 10, and even that is considered "heavy drinking"

[Anonymous No.8304011]

>>8303984
Which is? In pure alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8304028]

On day 3 of not drinking and I'm sure I'm hallucinating. Keep seeing weird shadow things coming toward me for like a split second and it makes my whole body twitch out. Wtff is this

[Anonymous No.8304041]

>>8303999
Look it up, numbnuts. 4 beers or 2 glasses of wine a day for a healthy male are fine. Stop being an AA fanatic and btw, grow up.

[Anonymous No.8304071]

>>8304028
Take a shot. If they go away you're an alcoholic. If they stay you're just insane.

[Anonymous No.8304090]

>>8304071
I already know I'm an alcoholic. Must just be crazy then.

[Anonymous No.8304114]

>>8298640
Leftover grain from the election and a bottle of new Amsterdam vodka.

Also got some left over pain meds from when my dogs ballsack exploded and some weed.

Who else staying consistently drunk tomorrow? I got thanksgiving starting at 11am

[Anonymous No.8304300]

My good friends I am going to get so fucked up tomorrow. It will be awesome - I'll have a couple of drinks and feel great, then I'll become lonely and paranoid. Then after a while I'll feel as though my thoughts as buzzing insects tearing apart the inside of my head. Then I'll walk around screaming for a while, have a shower in the dark where I feel as though a spiritual parasite is watching me and feeding off me, perhaps I'll throw up and the next day I'll twitch and be paranoid and frightened all day. Yeah! Awesome!

[Anonymous No.8304453]

>>8304300
fuck you

[Anonymous No.8304524]

>>8302433
same here with the 2 bottles of wine a night for the past year (with some small breaks in between). I'm quitting as well. I'm 27 currently, is my liver fucked guys?

[Anonymous No.8304574]

>>8304300
>Then after a while I'll feel as though my thoughts as buzzing insects tearing apart the inside of my head.
I drink to forget this feeling
are you telling me that if I continue to drink that this feeling will return?

[Anonymous No.8304621]

>>8303904
You've gotta have at least 8-15 throughout the day to experience noticeable withdrawal

[Anonymous No.8304646]

Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA.
Go fuck yourselves, this shit is good. Can't believe people seriously won't drink IPAs because they're afraid someone might think they're a redditor. Real stupid way to live your lives.

[Anonymous No.8304653]

>>8304646
I like their pilsner more.

[Anonymous No.8304684]

>>8304653
I honestly can't remember their pilsner, but I haven't had anything from them I disliked.
I need to remember to try it again sometime.

[Anonymous No.8304733]

>>8304646
I like it all

[Anonymous No.8304748]

>>8304300
You're an absolute dickhead.

[Anonymous No.8305079]

>>8302377
This is a spicy post if I ever saw one.

[Anonymous No.8305181]

i am 3L deep into beer and doing a 500ml cider now

gonna start gin soon

life is worthless and wasted on me so why not drink myself to an earlier grave

>>8304646

i fucking hate IPA fight me faggot

[Anonymous No.8305331]

>>8298640

Drinking some cold gin, neat. Who else here feel that life is not worth living and the world is terrible place? Existential crisis anyone?

[Anonymous No.8305396]

Went on suboxone recently and thy make me take Antabuse with it

It's done wonders for my depression and anxiety, but I dunno man

I just feel like what is the fucking point. I've given up drinking for at least 3 months now probably more and all I feel is 'not-depressed'. Ok sure there's no super lows and I don't have horrible unbearable anxiety in the mornings nor do I wake up feeling like absolute shot and have my whole day ruined until I start drinking again

But what's the point of a I king life with no actual fun or excitement or anything to look forward to

I haven't enjoyed anything in so long, I don't look forward to anything, life is a task and a chore and lately I've very seriously been considering going back to alcohol

Or at least better opiates

There's no fun here I am beyond bored it's like this perpetual fundamental emptiness I'm just watching life pass by and it doesn't interest me I don't care

I've really been craving alcohol lately. I finally got my license back the other week after almost two years disqualified for duis I was looking forward to it but when it actually came I felt nothing. I have nothin to do and nowhere to go and now I feel even worse because before I was like "life will improve when I can finally drive and get a car" it was something to look forward to, but now I don't even have that

[Anonymous No.8305460]

At the senpai's for the Holiday, wish me luck bros.

[Anonymous No.8305465]

>>8298640
Its 2am now, Just woke up from a 2 day bender. Trying to stay sober for 11 hours so I can drive to my parents house and have dinner with my miserable family.


Last year I was hammered by the time I realized it was thanksgiving day. Had to have a cab drive me to my parents house


Really not looking forward to seeing everyone's bitch wives and my miserable mother.

[Anonymous No.8305485]

>>8305396
Surely you have some aspirations that are being deterred by whatever. What do you really want, anon?

[Anonymous No.8305636]

>>8304524

First night wasn't too bad actually, found I was knackered at around half 10 so just went to bed. No withdrawls today (so far) which is a relief but my head feels awfully foggy for some reason. Assume this is normal giving up excessive drinking.

I am 24, been drinking heavily since around 21 on a daily basis and no symptoms of liver problems yet. Hopefully I have stopped in time to prevent a world of shit.

[Anonymous No.8305644]

I only drink reds and ciders like Angry Orchard. I want to expand though but I like sweet stuff

[Anonymous No.8305670]

>>8304748
>>8304453
Well what a funny thing to be salty about. Too close to home?

>>8304574
>are you telling me that if I continue to drink that this feeling will return?
No guarantee, but I'd watch out for it if I were you.

[Anonymous No.8305699]

>>8305670
>Well what a funny thing to be salty about. Too close to home?
Yeah, that period is behind me now but what you wrote is too real m8

[Anonymous No.8305700]

>>8299476

[Anonymous No.8305884]

>tfw long weekend
oh jesus its gonna be a doozy bois

[Anonymous No.8305900]

>>8298640
You quitter, I'm ashamed to say I know you.

[Anonymous No.8305909]

>ITT: Reddit

[Anonymous No.8306330]

I really really like Jameson.

That's all.

[Anonymous No.8306882]

I hope I make it this time lads. I hope that I can get off the ride. The truth is, it's difficult to carry on without dreams.

[Anonymous No.8306896]

>>8306882
One day at a time.
>Today I will not drink. I want to but TODAY I will not.

Rinse and repeat until relapse. And then, start over.

[Anonymous No.8306906]

>>8306896
I'm on my last big drink tonight. I have a birthday on Sun - my 29th. After that, I'll have a month clean. Won't be able to over Christmas. Then in the New Year, go clean again. I really want to be in a better place going into my third decade. I have to turn it around. One day at a time is easy when you know that in a few dys or a week you can let your hair down. To do it indefinitely though? It just sounds like a bottomless pit. You have to ask
>Why am I abstaining? What is my endgame here?
And I cannot answer. I want to be sober because:
>My gf
>My kids if/ when I have some
>Being in better shape and thereby raising my social capital

But when I'm feeling weak and when the futility of it all hits me again, I just don't know. And I think it would be really shitty to have kids just to try and keep me sober. I don't want to rehash the mistakes of my parents, and their parents. It's rough, man. It's all rough.

>/ck/ - Alcoholism and Desperation

[Anonymous No.8306912]

>come home from work
>pour a giant screwdriver
>sit down at my desk
>play countestrike
>keep drinking until i can't see straight
>pass out

does anyone else do the same thing every night? i love it. it's one of the few things in life to bring me utter and pure bliss. that feeling of sedation and sinking back in my chair after clearing a fifth and talking shit with random people on public servers. i love it.

[Anonymous No.8306925]

>>8306912
Wish I could support a mic on my laptop desu. I might feel less alone that way. As it is, the only way I can talk to people is recording a voice clip on my phone, putting it on vocaroo then manually typing out the url on my laptop

[Anonymous No.8306928]

>>8306912
I DID THAT

?WORK
?RUM
>>>>>ALK THREAD

sup guys i just had rum coke

fuckin pickup trcks

[Anonymous No.8306937]

>>8306912
Which pubs are you on?

[Anonymous No.8306955]

>>8306937

I play CSS, elevated gaming dust 24/7, there's another which has all the classic maps in rotation. if you post your steam i'll add you bud

[Anonymous No.8306963]

>>8306925

it helps a lot anon, even if you just talk to ppl once and never again. it eases the shitty parts of loneliness

[Anonymous No.8306968]

>>8306963
Yeah. I've looked into it before though, and I think the onlyu way would be to buy a new laptop or possibly to replace the jacks or something

[Anonymous No.8306978]

>>8306968

what do you mean your laptop doesnt support it? if you can run a game i can guarantee your laptop can support a microphone.

[Anonymous No.8306995]

>>8306978
Yes, but the model that I have has a history of malfunctioning or easily broken mics or jacks unfortunately, and iirc it's not posible to simply replace them without gutting the device.

[Anonymous No.8307129]

>>8303914
Usually when I'm unemployed I go to sleep 2 hours later than the previous night constantly. It's a bitch to keep track of what day it is or really anything.

My favorite time is when I wake up in the 3-5 pm range. You skip the crappy part of the day and get the good part of the evening. Then you blitz out all night and pass out through the crappy morning and afternoon again.

[Anonymous No.8307135]

>>8304028
pretty standard. They'll be gone by the end of the week if you stay sober.

[Anonymous No.8307143]

>>8305636
You don't even have much brain damage yet. Years 3-8 all felt the same to me. The last 2 or 3 have been a steady decline though.

[Anonymous No.8307179]

I'm addicted to oreos

[Anonymous No.8307296]

>>8305644
try the ace joker cider, it's like 8.? percent and it is a gift from the gods if there ever was one.

[Anonymous No.8307372]

The earliest but least degenerate time of the day you can start drinking?

[Anonymous No.8307382]

>>8307372
12:00

[Anonymous No.8307383]

>>8307372
its thanksgiving drink whenever you want

[Anonymous No.8307396]

>>8307383
I'm Australian so Thanksgiving is meaningless to me. It's 10:41 am on Friday morning here.

[Anonymous No.8307419]

>>8307396

go make a screwdriver, it was specifically designed to relieve the guilt of drinking before noon

[Anonymous No.8307926]

>>8307372
>>8307396
For the majority of the population here in Australia, beer o'clock is probably 4:00pm.

But as a student, in my opinion, I have a free pass to drink whenever. I've been drinking since noon.

[Anonymous No.8307947]

>>8300677
I allways think maybe 2-3 out of 10 of them actually have an alcohol problem. But yeah lol

[Anonymous No.8307998]

>>8307947
>actually have an alcohol problem
you're in an alcoholic general

[Anonymous No.8308057]

>>8300232
get a cider or something you soggy fuck

[Anonymous No.8308063]

>>8300956
>nobody knows you're an acoholic
lol

[Anonymous No.8308115]

Drank a bottle of champagne, half bottle of bourbon , 10 miller lites and a bottle of Seagrams owned by my sisters roommate. I'm fucked up

[Anonymous No.8308141]

Drank 19 Bud Ice and a 24 oz Budwiser Chelada

[Anonymous No.8308145]

>There'll be no more cigarettes
>No more having sex
>No more drinking until you fall on the floor
>No more indie rock
>Just a ticking clock
>You have no time for that anymore
>You better watch where you run your mouth
>Because you know what they'll say to you
I'm trying to quit too OP but it's hard when the only friends you've kept around are drinking buddies

[Anonymous No.8308170]

Did you guys start out with light drinking (2-4 beers per night)? Because I'm at that stage. Don't feel any feelings of dependency but I don't wanna end up like you.

[Anonymous No.8308173]

>>8308170
that's nothing you dummy

every time i drink i drink a lot

i could never ever even when i was 15 get drunk with less than 5 shots at once to start off because of stupid genetic tolerance

lightweight judging babby get out

[Anonymous No.8308176]

>>8308170
The way it happened to me was I was binge drinking pretty much every Saturday, usually like half a bottle of what ever spirit I decided to try
Then I got tired of having that half a bottle stare at me all week so Id just drink the whole thing during the weekend
Then I would need more than one bottle for a weekend
Then I would drink what ever I had spare from the weekend during the week

Now I'm drunk everyday

If you're worried just be sure and prove to yourself (by actually doing it) that you don't have to drink for 2 or 3 days at a time

[Anonymous No.8308231]

The best thing after quitting for me was being able to fucking sleep again.

Yeah sure i fell asleep really fast but then i woke up 4 hours later drenched in sweat with a rapid heartbeat. Thank god that's gone now.

[Anonymous No.8308242]

>>8308170
No. From the time I started drinking I was always a big drinker. I would finish a whole bottle of scotch in my room alone at aged 17.

[Anonymous No.8308383]

>>8308231

I quit a couple of days ago, slept well the first night but couldn't fall asleep at all last night. Felt like I was just lying awake and suddenly my alarm went off.

How long until that goes away? At least my head doesn't feel as foggy as it did yesterday.

[Anonymous No.8308411]

>family member staying for 3 days
>they hate drinking and incredibly intrusive
>my only night off and they're here

Someone's gonna die tonight.

[Anonymous No.8308413]

>>8308170
Not about quantity, it's about where you want your head space to be. Are you trying to relax or get escape from boredom or the past? Are you thinking about it a lot? Shit like that.

[Anonymous No.8308417]

>>8307372
Dad always said noon. He changed tunes when it came to what differentiates a drunk and an alcoholic. Drunks don't care, alcoholics do.

[Anonymous No.8308695]

alcohol tollerance is fluctuating wildly
did a half bottle of scotch last week, was pretty OK
this week got hammered on four beers

really worried to be honest

[Anonymous No.8308711]

>>8308695

Did you drink the days before the 4 beers? Perfectly normal if not, I find if I drink every day my tolerance skyrockets - drank 2 bottles of wine one day last week and felt pretty much normal which was worrying.

If I have a couple of days off, it acts much faster and one bottle is enough for an evening.

[Anonymous No.8308718]

>>8308411

Fuck that. I hate people like that. Glad my family has accepted my drunkenness. Half of them are worse than me

[Anonymous No.8308770]

>>8308145
I hate that. All of my best friends are real heavy drinkers. They're also the best people I know and I hate most other people so I can't just make new friends.

[Anonymous No.8308780]

>>8298640
>i'm done forever indefinitely my dudes
See you next week.

[Anonymous No.8308855]

I live in Bejing.

Drinking soju and sprite right now. Feeling tipsy boys.

[Anonymous No.8308872]

Friday night, going to attempt moderation and have a couple of beers and maybe a dram.

To be honest if I can go to bed having not finished all the beer and half a bottle of whisky I am calling that a win, but a small amount would be nice.

[Anonymous No.8308971]

>>8308855
Is soju the same as shochu? Because shochu is pretty dank. Maybe not as dank as those crazy digits of yours, mind.

[Anonymous No.8308995]

Would you be alcoholic if you were a cute girl?

[Anonymous No.8309030]

>>8308995
No women live life on easy mode

[Anonymous No.8309038]

Just turned 18 4 days ago, have spent about 3 hours of it sober. What do

[Anonymous No.8309190]

>>8299453

suck dicks and drink?

[Anonymous No.8309230]

>think to myself last night, wow this would be a great time to figure out my limit
>~12 shots, so I figure it's between 9 and 12
>sometime after that I threw up on my bed, thankfully it didn't get on the carpet
>drunk messaged some girls i used to like, i sounded pretty holds up spork random

Is this what drinking alcohol is like? where do I go from here

[Anonymous No.8309249]

>>8309230
You'll have to break out the heroin desu. I'm sorry, your life is over.

[Anonymous No.8309532]

I wanna drink so bad but it seems like no matter what I drink, I start feeling sick before I even get a good buzz going. wine, schnapps, straight liquor, cocktails, doesn't matter what it is. if I eat something with it or drink water, I end up in the same place, just takes more booze to do it. and since I turned 35 my hangovers are like getting hit with a ten ton anvil. unless I remember to drink lots of water while drinking. then it's only like a five ton anvil.

I don't wanna swear off drinking forever, and I don't want to drink every day, I just want to enjoy a nice buzz once a week or so without regretting it immediately and continuing to regret it for the next three days.

someone please help

[Anonymous No.8309568]

>>8309230
any positive responses from the girls?

[Anonymous No.8309598]

I promised I wouldn't drink this week

I couldn't stand it anymore, downed a bottle of wine and a beer, and fucked up my diet as well by eating a ton of junk food

I'll never be normal, will I?

[Anonymous No.8309700]

>>8308170
Yeah that's how it started for me. Actually it started when I moved into my own home alone after breaking up with my live in girlfriend. The nights were long so I got a 4 pint pack of beers to drink while playing some online games on the weekends. You know, get a bit of a buzz and play same games.

That was 2 years ago, I've gained 15KG and up to 2 bottles of wine a night now. Usually only 5 nights a week. I manage to not drink Sunday and Monday nights to keep my job.

I just don't know what the point of my life is.

[Anonymous No.8309733]

>>8299476
I used to have trouble falling asleep due to racing thoughts/anxiety. Here are things that have honestly helped me:

>suppliments/teas
400 mg magnesium each night after dinner
1-2 cups of a chamomile/passionflower/lavender herbal tisane

>(dude) weed (lmao)
1-2 small puffs of indica only. can't smoke sativa before bed since it increases anxiety

>in case of emergency i.e. not tired/too anxious
belladonna ointment. you can find it for sale by searching online.

[Anonymous No.8309748]

>>8309568
they're mostly just friends now, so usual talk

one of the girls, I asked her why she would never kiss me back when we use to sleep together, she said "I don't know how to kiss"

what?

but half of my messages were in my broken high school french (even worse since i was drunk), which was weird because she doesn't even know any french

anyway these are a few of the messages, in order except the last 2 should be at the top

[Anonymous No.8309751]

>>8301295
>tfw got high by myself in first time in years today
>realize how much of an alcoholic I've been the past few years

This is why I love and hate weed (and why I can't wait for my neighboring state to open its dispensaries). I just want a comfy indica high, but sometimes the weedman only has hybrid/sativa, and occasionally I'll decide to smoke and BAM a two hourly introspective journey into how I'm fucking up.

If I couldn't just have 10mg edibles for the rest of my life, I think I'd only need 1-2 drugs to survive.

[Anonymous No.8309755]

>>8309748
uh not sure what happened there

[Anonymous No.8309764]

>>8302230
>bro hurr hurr
>only newfags say this
>btw I'm a grill

way to derail the thread special snow flake. I hope you pass out drunk and get raped.

[Anonymous No.8309765]

>>8302218
>4 years of constant binge drinking isn't enough?

Alcoholics usually start drinking at a much younger age (jr. high, high school), though that's totally not the case for everyone. I can understand where you skepticism comes from if you've never met an alcoholic, but as a non-drinker who has known alcoholics, I find it interesting to browse though this thread and I can assure you these people are not lying, boasting, or spouting hyperbole

[Anonymous No.8309777]

>>8309765
True. If anything, except for the shitposters, the alcoholics posting in here are completely honest. Anonimity allows that. Hence, one of the most powerful and brilliant aspects, of AA.

[Anonymous No.8309792]

>>8309777

checked

alright fellas, i need to buy my japanese friend a bottle of wine, but i don't into wine because hard liquor is my thing (typically order gin and tonic, or cuba libre for a change of pace).

she doesn't like sweet stuff, which i found out when introducing her to disarrano (ironically she liked my southern sweet tea and disarrano combo at 3 and 2 parts).

what kind of wine suits people who don't like alcohol that's too sweet?

[Anonymous No.8309800]

anyone else have a professional job but miss having dope fiend drunk friends? any work friends are pussies and so now i just have no friends.jdimsa.

[Anonymous No.8309870]

>>8309755
kek your french is hilarious

[Anonymous No.8309881]

>>8299476

This.

I know it sounds like an excuse an alcoholic would make, and an alcoholic is here making it, but I sleep 10x better with at least something in my system. And better sleep means I perform better the next day.

>but anon sleeping pills!

Those come with side effects I don't wanna have to navigate compensating for. I know exactly what I'm getting with booze.

I just enjoy copious amounts of cheap shit. Captain Morgan White goes down nice.

[Anonymous No.8309907]

>>8309870
i usually can get all my conjugations and spelling right, and I thought I was doing pretty good last night and then I wake up to see 'toi est "statue"'

[Anonymous No.8310242]

did my /alc/ thread get put into this one?

still fucked up all kinds of shit on fb yesterday

[Anonymous No.8310247]

>>8310242
It would have been deleted. There is no need for two al/ck/y threads until the active one has hit bump limit. Also

>facebook

gay

[Anonymous No.8310284]

>>8310247
5 drinks im myself again
10 drinks i finally feel okay
15 drinks i feel good.\\

(sry i messed up the threads, and fb is a good way to have funwith qts )

[Anonymous No.8310348]

Tecate Light tall boy, and a pint of 100 proof Southern Comfort tonight. Just broke up with my girlfriend and don't feel like watching porn.

[Anonymous No.8310409]

>>8310348
sorry to hear that anon

what kind of state are you in after all that?

[Anonymous No.8310417]

>>8310242
Did you seriously think your thread was something new and special? Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.8310427]

>>8310417
no i made a mistake where i didnt find this one in the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.8310428]

>>8310409
Like shit obviously. Not necessarily depressed, but still just sad. I'm not bitter towards her or anything, but considering this was my first real relationship, it just really stings that much more. I really wish I didn't have to work or anything early in the morning, or else I'd just drink the entire bottle of new Amsterdam i have.

[Anonymous No.8310464]

>>8310428
im 15 shots in and havn't had a gf in a decade. welcome to the club faggot

[Anonymous No.8310527]

Bought this today.

Cost a lot of money. Bought it to have throughout September. Scared I'll drink it all in a day because of how easily it goes down.

[Anonymous No.8310533]

>>8310527

>September

December* Fuck me what is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.8310538]

Enjoying some cheap vodka right now.

I've only really noticed recently how used to the taste i've become over the years.

I remember being 18 and thinking that fucking Mike's hard lemonaid had too much of an alcohol taste to enjoy drinking. Now i'm drinking bottom shelf vodka like it's water.

It's kind of worrying me. I guess it's been a long time building up, but the memory just recently came back to me and it was a bit shocking.


Planning on making some lighter peppermint schnapps based drinks. 'Tis the season, and I really like it in hot coco.
I don't really know hoe much I'll have to drink to get even buzzed enough though, and I wouldn't want to overpower the coco taste just to get drunk.

I can probably do shots in between if I'm not feeling anything I guess

[Anonymous No.8310550]

I don't drink every night. What amount of bourbon drinking makes you an alcy? I can drink half a bottle and feel real good, but not fuck shit up drunk.these are 1L bottles and 40% alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8310561]

>>8310550
your tolerance already tells me you're an al/ck/

[Anonymous No.8310573]

>>8310550
I wouldn't say tolerance or how often you drink determines if you're an alky, it's your dependence on it.

I had about the same tolerance when I first started drinking, and I used to be able to drink and not really need to drink again for months and months.

But when I started working really shit jobs, drinking was the only thing that got me through it.

Even now that i'm working a pretty decent job, I still need to drink my weekend away or I get panic attacks during the week.

Even then, sometimes i'll grab beer on the way home to help me fall asleep if i'm too high strung

[Anonymous No.8310576]

>>8310464
I'm happy to be here, m8. 15 shots of what?

[Anonymous No.8310579]

>>8309792
Riesling or chardonnay

[Anonymous No.8310580]

God damn I need to slow it down then.
>>8310561
>>8310573
Both parents are hopeless alcoholics plus all of their siblings. (6+ 2deceased due to alcohol). I just don't know what to do after 6pm anymore. Once muh health insurance kicks in I guess I'll start taking adderal more often.

[Anonymous No.8310590]

>>8310580
I feel like adderal may be the ticket for me as well, hover the last time I took anything close to it was when I was still in grade school (27 now) and I don't currently have health insurance so I guess its just the waiting game for me.

[Anonymous No.8310601]

>>8310590
>>8310580
I was put on adderal when I was younger
It was never too effective
It would usually work for one or two days before we had to up the dose a couple weeks later
it got to the point where they couldn't anymore so I just quite it all cold turkey because I was frustrated with the whole thing

[Anonymous No.8310605]

Redpill me on this pils. Home for break. Dad's got a fridge full. Never seen it before.

[Anonymous No.8310634]

>>8310590
Are you in USA? Got a crappy job? Obamacare is the shit then.

[Anonymous No.8310692]

>>8310580
dude dont take adderall. Pills are poison, I know how fucked up it is saying this on a goddamn alcoholic forum but still. I have a lot of drunks in my family, a fucking LOT, but every one that perished did so because of pills. Its really fucking easy to OD on shit like that so please just dont. Care for your life

[Anonymous No.8310706]

>>8310605
Standard cheap german piss coming from an ausfag.
Miles better and cheaper than our popular stuff but that's not saying much. Honestly I've drank so much cheap dutch and german beer in the past 5 years I struggle with it now.

[Anonymous No.8310729]

>>8310706
Just had one. It's a refreshing brew. A more body than American/Mexican/Canadian pisswater, also a little more carbonation. The body is somewhere between a light beer and a good Vienna/amber lager. Refreshing and crisp like a light beer, but with more taste. You can tell it's not a light beer. If you aren't a snob and Lowlife/Bud is 'okay', then this is 'bretty good'.

[Anonymous No.8310917]

Okay guys, I have a question for you veterans. When I first started drinking, my stomach seemed to be a lot stronger than it is now. Now it seems that every time I drink I feel like crap afterwards, but I enjoy the way I feel while under the influence. I don't make a habit out of drinking, but I'd like to not feel like shit. Any tips on how to mitigate it besides not drinking at all? I try to get enough water, but it doesn't seem to help.

[Anonymous No.8310940]

First night of drinking last night after taking cutting down seriously. Only had 3 beers and 3 bourbons, then I went to bed and woke up fresh this morning.

Quite pleased with myself as sad as that is, hopefully this means I can enjoy alcohol in small amounts at the weekends and stay dry during the week. Makes a change from a bottle of bourbon every 2 days and a fuckload of beer to wash it down with.

[Anonymous No.8310998]

wife asking me to quit, daughter asking me to quit, son stopped caring a while ago. probably love him the most

[Anonymous No.8311030]

>>8310527
>50cl
>29%
>Scared I'll drink it all in a day
Don't be scared, you likely will.

[Anonymous No.8311034]

>>8310998
Get help or you'll destroy your family my man. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.8311035]

>>8311030

Only reason I'm scared is because it cost £26, which is alot of money to drink in a day.

[Anonymous No.8311037]

>>8311035
kek, that sounds reasonable

[Anonymous No.8311039]

3rd bottle of Devil's Cut in 3 days.

I don't understand why I get such fucking horrific heartburn though. It's fucking excruciating.

[Anonymous No.8311054]

Do I want sausage sizzles or burritos for 2am dinner?

[Anonymous No.8311060]

>>8311054
I went to del taco at 12:00 am.

[Anonymous No.8311067]

>>8311060
Yeah, I'm gonna do the burritos.

I'll be having sausages at breakfast with bacon, eggs, baked beans, grilled tomato and toast.

[Anonymous No.8311070]

>>8298640
Hey, it's another /r9k/, blog and circlejerk thread!
Fucking Losers.

[Anonymous No.8311072]

>>8311067
I was craving Taco Bell. But it was close. So I went with Del Taco. I wanted the new Steak House burrito and the rolled tacos.

[Anonymous No.8311086]

>>8311072
Nigga, tex mex takeout is so fucking easy to make at home, cheap as fuck and tastes a thousand times better then those shit joints.

[Anonymous No.8311101]

>>8311070
What is your favourite anime?

[Anonymous No.8311105]

>>8311101

while we were drinking he was studying the blade

[Anonymous No.8311343]

>>8311039
i had 3 of that last week (over 5 days)

now i dont feel good anymore : (

[Anonymous No.8311345]

>>8310576
shitty 'prince igor' vodka.

[Anonymous No.8311347]

>>8309881
How odd. Alcohol certainly makes me sleepy, but it is not a restful sleep whatsoever. I wake up feeling like I stayed up all night, and I usually wake up way too early.

[Anonymous No.8311354]

>tfw mom asks me if I stayed up all night drinking
>I say yes
>little does she know im fucking wasted in the morning

[Anonymous No.8311366]

>>8300872

This

I was so drunk yesterday that I randomly left at lunch time and fell asleep on the bus at a bus terminal with the driver waking me up

Know where I went after he woke me up? The liquor store.

[Anonymous No.8311416]

>>8310550
I could easily drink that throughout the day and only feel a comfy buzz. Usually my drinking nights last around 8 hours though, and if I drank it that quickly, I'd be walking the line between a great buzz and passing out, memory loss etc.

[Anonymous No.8311448]

hey guys presuming i drink almost exclusively red wine, please tell me in terms of bottles what you would consider to be problem/addiction levels of drinking. im trying to figure out if im normal or not

[Anonymous No.8311481]

also what would you consider the absolute best value for your money in terms of alcohol? im really partial to the 6 dollar bottles of shitty merlot they sell at my local wine store

[Anonymous No.8311511]

>>8311347
Same. Alcohol makes me tired, but the sleep I get is shit.

[Anonymous No.8311566]

>>8309700
I have the same problem because i broke up with my girlfriend i've just been drinking whenever I get the chance.

I know i'll fall in love with another one day but it takes so long. And not being able to go one hour without thinking of her is not making things better.

Alchohol in combination with friends does help though.

[Anonymous No.8311579]

>>8311448
It's not a problem until it interferes with daily life. There is no 'normal'. Self medication is very necessary for lots of people and, in my opinion, is better than some pharmaceutical whore (read: medical doctor) writing you a prescription for some mystery drug every day.

[Anonymous No.8311965]

does anyone here mix booze with masturbation? i find they go together pretty well.

[Anonymous No.8311992]

>>8298640
Last night I drank more than half a bottle of Jim Beam. Somehow I was able to walk and hold conversation without puking or even feeling sick.

Not going to drink for the rest of the weekend.

[Anonymous No.8312056]

>>8311965

I find the opposite, when I jerk off after drinking it feels like I needed go for a piss for about an hour after, even if I go a few times. Always regret it, so I don't do it any more.

[Anonymous No.8312071]

>>8311566
>I know i'll fall in love with another one day but it takes so long. And not being able to go one hour without thinking of her is not making things better.

Jesus you cucks are sad. Go fuck something else, even if it's ugly; get over your one-itis you lil bitch

[Anonymous No.8312082]

>>8312056
i have that need-to-piss feeling too but i just like the feeling i get when i jerk off drunk. it's just so wrong.

sure, the orgasm wasn't the best i've vever had, but the biild-up was great.

[Anonymous No.8312261]

>>8309800
>want to get away from drunk stoned deadbeat friends
>get a professional job out on the east coast
>end up drinking and smoking alone
>just got a new job back home to be with friends again
Guess I just didn't know what I wanted
At least I make more money at the new job

[Anonymous No.8312267]

>>8310998
Dad get off 4chan
Glad to hear you love me

[Anonymous No.8312338]

>>8301176
Bummer, dude. What'd you do?

[Anonymous No.8312363]

>>8311992
Get out.

[Anonymous No.8312373]

Anybody else sleepwalk when drunk?

[Anonymous No.8312509]

>>8312373

Done it once or twice, usually go to bed and then wake up the next morning n the couch. Not sure if it's sleepwalking or me blacking out as I wake up to a drink on the table

[Anonymous No.8312683]

>>8298640
Quit the ciggies. But why would you ever want to quit grog? Only reason I live anymore desu.

[Anonymous No.8312688]

>>8300232
>Just turned 21, what should be the first drink I order/alcohol I purchase?
KEK. That sucks, I live in Australia where the legal age is 18 but most of us drink 4-6 years before that.

[Anonymous No.8312772]

>Reading this thread as a 22 year old who has never had a drink

Jesus Christ I'm glad I stayed away from the stuff. I had no idea there were this many severe alcoholics browsing such a tiny board

[Anonymous No.8312783]

I got a blood test in May and my total bilirubin was 1.5 ml/whatever. Reference range was high end of 1.2, so it was a bit high. Apparently jaundice doesn't set in until 2.5?

I stopped drinking June-July but I've been back drinking since August.

Anyone else have experience with bilirubin levels? I wonder what it's at now...I'm really afraid of jaundice.

[Anonymous No.8313028]

>>8302159
>be me crazy busy business
>slam 375 ml vodka 2 blocks from home
>drink6-8 beers at night
>keep going 12 hours at work every day
> never miss any of kids stuff EVER
Yes you can be a functional drunk, I am

[Anonymous No.8313268]

>>8312772
Was going to call you a faggot but even they drink. Even if it is fruity pussy bitch drinks.

[Anonymous No.8313291]

>>8301088
>Time will heal the pain very slowly
Don't fucking lie to him. Shit just continues to build up in your life until you die.

[Anonymous No.8313304]

>>8313268
>Calling somebody a faggot for not drinking
>In an alcoholic thread

You deserve your addiction.

[Anonymous No.8313307]

>>8313291
Life is like a digestive tract, you always know what you're going to get. Shit - you're going to get shit. Or you could get different diseases like stomach cancer.

On that note have some comic relief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4b-Sdz8a78

[Anonymous No.8313319]

>>8313304
>addiction
>implying

[Anonymous No.8313668]

>>8312373
yes quite a lot and I wish It wouldn't happen, it's what keeps me from over drinking. scary shit for myself and everyone I live with.

[Anonymous No.8313700]

>>8311354
haha dum bitch

[Anonymous No.8313713]

>>8309755
>tfw 3rd year and don't even know what inversing a BST looks like
should have bough some whiskey for this feel

[Anonymous No.8313726]

>>8305396
get a job you fucking burnout

[Anonymous No.8313759]

this is better than to drink again until i pass out like every other day r-right ?

[Anonymous No.8313772]

I decided to quit today, then I swear to god, reached for my keys to get 5 bottles of Smirnoff to celebrate.
Help.
25 years wrecked, 5 litres a day, withdraws so bad they hit within 6hrs... haven't slept through the night for years, and bailiffs at my door. Hospital won't take me because apparently when I black out I scream uncontrollably and become aggressive to the staff.
I can't escape. Was nice knowing you all.
>chug

[Anonymous No.8313778]

>>8313772
>5 litres a day

Of Vodka?

Are you the guy with the beard and the bin full of bottles?

[Anonymous No.8313790]

>>8313759
That looks really like really shit weed m8.

[Anonymous No.8313800]

>>8313778
2 bins now. Of equally monumental size.I'd take a picture but I can't move.

[Anonymous No.8313831]

>>8313790
its also free

doesn't answer my question ether

[Anonymous No.8313860]

Anyone else like to drink petrol?

[Anonymous No.8313867]

>>8300232
Just buy vodka and drink it.

[Anonymous No.8313970]

>>8313772

Jesus man, how do you sustain that? Isn't that like £75 a day just in alcohol? That is what, £27k a year? Assuming you are in the UK, could be cheaper elsewhere

I am genuinely amazed the human body can sustain that if it is true.

[Anonymous No.8313976]

>>8313970
gaps diet. research like hell and you'll realise it's possible.

[Anonymous No.8314562]

>>8313772
glad to see you're still with us friend, even if your life is shit.

can I ask how you afford it? what brought you to where you are?

[Anonymous No.8314642]

on a taper. only 5 shots of whiskey yesterday the whole day : )

only 4 today : )

+ klonopin both days.


( ;) I'm only quitting so I can rejuvenate, move up in a career, and am able to start drinking again, otherwise I'll just die soon)

[Anonymous No.8314680]

>>8314562

Curious about this too, numbers in >>8313970 seem excessive.

When I really started drinking a lot alone I stopped going out with my friends / workmates. It was really easy to spend a lot on a night out, and that amount of money buys a lot of alcohol i can drink at home so I don't really notice it.

[Anonymous No.8315611]

>>8313772
maybe a nice heroine habit will cure that kind of alcoholism

[Anonymous No.8315621]

>>8313759
funny enough I drink to stop smoking only because I can stop drinking when I get too fucked up and or poor but I can smoke all day everyday