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what is the appropriate response when your mother burns the dinner you have been waiting all day for?

>> No.8292253

go beat off onto the guest towels

>> No.8292257

>>8292250

give her the silent treatment until she gives you money to go out to eat

>> No.8292259

Thank her for cooking for you and pretend it's good same as if she didn't burn it.

>> No.8292265

Wrestle the lighter away from her and have the hospital remove her from my home again.

>> No.8292266

>>8292257
>until she gives you money to go out to eat
I am not leaving. She should go get it.

>> No.8292267

>>8292250
Ask her, "Mom, why are you still cooking for me when I'm of legal age to be on 4chan".

>> No.8292269

>>8292250
to shitpost furiously on /ck/, of course

>> No.8292281

Cook your own dinner of course.
In fact, cook for your whole family.

>> No.8292288

>>8292250

Gratitude. You must be a real asshole.

>> No.8292305

You ungrateful little piece of shit. Thank your mother and eat those Iced Oatmeal cookies in your drawer like the little sperglord you are

>> No.8292319

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>> No.8292366

>>8292250
THAT DOESN'T LOOK BURNT TO ME. UNLESS THOSE BLACK BITS ARE LITTLE BURNT PIECES THAT GOT STUCK TO THE PAN. IT STILL LOOKS TASTY, A LITTLE CHAR CAN ADD A NICE TOUCH TO A GOOD DISH.

>> No.8292381

ree

>> No.8292466

>>8292253
This sounds oddly specific...

>> No.8292875

MOM. WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!! *FLIP PLATE INTO WALL*

>> No.8292888

>>8292267
kekd

>>8292250
Get your shit together, she made the effort to cook the dinner for you, everyone makes mistakes. Be thankfull that your mom does such sings for you.

>> No.8293045

>>8292250
Maybe you should show some gratitude and also learn how to cook, you fucking failure.

>> No.8293092
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8293092

throw your tendies everywhere and shit on the floor

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>> No.8293717

Ask if you can cash in your goodboy points for some chicken tendies!

>> No.8293719

>>8292250
>what is the appropriate response when your mother burns the dinner you have been waiting all day for?

burning the dinner is nothing.

just be glad your mum isn't british.

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>>8292250
Order pizza or something.

I see my mom a couple times a year, but only visit during Christmas because she lives on the other side of the country. Since it's Christmas, she's usually on her A game with meal planning and never burns anything. She's never burned much at all over the years now that I think about it, because she's a great cook.

>> No.8293767

>>8292250
1) Eat it and be grateful someone gave you a free meal.
2) Buy/cook your own food because you're not 5 years old.

>> No.8293780

Take a bite, start pretending to wretch, and spit it out in her face.

>> No.8294483

>>8292250
Order a pizza

>> No.8294488

>>8292250
I'm a good boy so I trade in my good boy points for some tendies from KFC
Gotta be smart about it man, always save your good boy points for emergencies like these

>> No.8294559

let out a high pitch ree until she gets her shit together and prepares you some chicken tendies to eat while you're watching spongebob