/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8288676]

Let's make a light, healthy dinner, /ck/

We've got homemade tortilla dough, butter, cheese, chorizo, onion, sour cream, and bell pepper.

[Anonymous No.8288677]

Roll out the tortillas into perfect circles.

[Anonymous No.8288679]

>>8288676
how do you grow meat?

[Anonymous No.8288680]

And cook them

[Anonymous No.8288682]

Meanwhile, let's dice up the onion and bell pepper, and grate some cheese.

>>8288679
Ancient Arizona secret

[Anonymous No.8288686]

In a pan at medium heat, we'll put in about half a pound of chorizo and in the small pot we'll melt about two tablespoons of butter.

[Anonymous No.8288688]

Once the chorizo renders out some fat, let's add our veggies to make everything nice and healthy.

[Anonymous No.8288691]

Once that's done cooking, lay out the tortillas and cover half of each one with the meat and veggies, and top with cheese.

[Anonymous No.8288695]

Fold them over, and brush the top with melted butter.

[Anonymous No.8288697]

Place into a hot meme iron pan butter side down and brush the other side with melted butter.

[Anonymous No.8288700]

Get both sides nice and toasty.

[Anonymous No.8288702]

Give the other one the same treatment, then cut both in half, plate them up, and serve with sour cream and a nice local beer.

[Anonymous No.8288733]

>light
>healthy

[Anonymous No.8288762]

>>8288733
Wow, you're really smart. It would be funny if he had said that really knowing his meal is not light or healthy. But I'm sure he's just a fucking no dick moron. Good work, dude.

[Anonymous No.8288764]

could be more light and healthy with chicken and green peppers added (for color) but I am content with results

[Anonymous No.8288773]

>>8288702
Very nice. Would eat.

[Anonymous No.8288796]

>>8288702
>local beer
dropped
>local beer
DROPPED
>LOCAL BEER
DROPPED
DROPPED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING

[Anonymous No.8288799]

>>8288773
WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.8288804]

>>8288796
It's delicious though

[Anonymous No.8288848]

>>8288804
That's ok if you like it,
I'm just not about micro breweries and all the people I met in college that were, which was most of them, I didn't like they're attitude.
You're good though, wasn't trying to fuck with you.

[Anonymous No.8288878]

>>8288796
You dont have a local? I live in a large town in USistan and we have a brewery that literally makes a world class beer. They have tours on Friday afternoons.

[Anonymous No.8288879]

>>8288848
what? get over yourself dude

[Anonymous No.8288884]

Good thread OP nice OC. don't eat more than two of those grease bombs at once tho

[Anonymous No.8288885]

>>8288879
No, literally you get over yourself you grimy beanie wearing long haired fuck with your goodwill clothes and your craft beers. Fuckin music you listen to with the oversaturated reverb on the vocals, just go back to doing whipits.
>>8288878
I actually do now, but I'm not interested.

[Anonymous No.8288887]

>>8288884
Too late! I ate it all, and three beers, and some ice cream. Good thing I've been running a calorie deficit all week in preparation for this day.

[Anonymous No.8288888]

>>8288733
It involves chorizo. Of course its sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.8289002]

>>8288887

well, Im sure it was tasty but keep that fukin toilet brush handy, chorizo shits aint nothing to fuck with, that grease will leave stains on porcelain

[Anonymous No.8289015]

>>8289002
Duly noted